Hello people, and welcome back to Goblin Slayer: The Team Year 2. I don't have much of an intro for this chapter since I covered everything in the outro of the last chapter so as a wise man said...DEATH TO THE GOBLINS!
Review Response: Don't forget that the team wiped out millions of goblins...which has to be new record in the entire GS fandom, and the official history of GS for that matter. They also kicked the shit out of a bunch of demons, but no one cares about them. Technically they destroyed the Hell Ripper, not kill it...and who wouldn't look forward to the goblins getting wiped out? Like TheCarlosInferno point out in a P.M., unlike the goblins in World of Warcraft which are actually civilized, if you can call it that...these goblins are, at best, a plague that need to be cured. Although...their extinction does make creating a sequel that much harder, cause...let's face it, without the goblins, it's not even Goblin Slayer anymore.
Female Summoner showing up was a last-minute choice since...why would Summoner himself join the battle when he's babysitting two trainees? Also...what is Lizard Priest? Chopped goblin steak? He's been gone for several chapters now and now he's back in action.
As for Female Summoner herself...well, she has been built up since the first act even though she's appearing at the end of this arc, and as established previously, the countdown to the end of this story has finally began...where's the band Europe to sing "The Final Countdown" when you need them?
"SURPRISE BITCHES!" Warrior yelled as he smashed a door with his electrified hammer, and the dozens of goblins inside the abandoned building panicked before the rest of the rest burst in and shot the goblins to pieces...and this was just the start; the team spent the entire day tracking even the smallest goblin nests and exterminating them.
Some cases were as simple as trapping them in a building with Protection after one or both Wizard siblings threw it a fire spell, or Ranger used Immolation to cook the goblins alive. Others involved the team rushing into the fray after scouting the place out and finding nothing to stop them, and just taking it over, move on to the next place, take it over, and then take whatever loot they could find when the slaughter ended. Every now and then, Ranger even threw in a Rage spell to make the goblins kill each other...and then themselves.
One of the harder fights involved Wizard's brother baiting a dozen hobs with one of his crow familiars that kept sparking them to anger them as it flew away, and when they got far enough...Fighter extended some cables to sever their heads, or at least crushes or opened their throats. Wizard then used Firestream to finish off the smaller goblins...all 90 plus of them.
"Crispy..." Wizard said with a snicker as the smell of burning goblins filled the air.
Cow Girl and GS took point with GS getting his own spear from Ranger as Cow Girl extended her sword, into a spear of her own as they pressed further into a cave they were in, and eventually, more goblins appeared and the pair systematically stuck each goblin in the heart before the others retreated...then they pulled their respective shotguns and shot them all in the back.
"Running won't help! We'll just shoot you in your asses!" Cow Girl yelled, and the team chased the few that got away...then GS threw a freeze bomb into the den the rest of the goblins were occupying, freezing at least 20 solid, and partially freezing a pair of hobs. The team each picked off the smaller goblins, and Ranger punched one hob into the wall with a gauntlet before morphing claws on his alternate hand and tearing out the other one's spine.
"Ranger, do you always have to make a mess?" H.E. Druid asked.
"There's plenty more where this came from." Ranger said thoughtfully...and he was right; the team hit several more smaller goblin outposts, some of which were huddled together, which gave GS a golden opportunity to live up to his name as the team sat back and watched the havoc he wrecked as he rushed through the little green abominations like a scythe cutting through wheat.
"Holy Smite!" Priestess yelled as a burst of lightning left her staff and blew apart a series of huts the goblins were using as a camp, then she and GS mopped up the survivors before they could recover.
"56...64...74...81..." GS growled as he and Priestess severed one head after another, then followed the rest of the team to a neighboring fort full of goblins.
"Mana Bolt!" The Wizard siblings yelled as they unleashed a pair of Mana Bolts that tore into the fort and blew it apart from the inside, and the whole team rushed in to mop up the survivors.
"That makes 122..." GS said, and H.E. Druid's ears perked and she rushed to a tower that was still intact.
"We got company!" She yelled and everyone took a position on the wall to shoot down the horde of goblins coming toward them...and not a single goblin even got close to the wall, let alone had to get a sword taken to them.
Cow Girl, Ranger, and D.R. took the next fort by taking position above a room full of goblins and blowing them apart with their guns. Priestess and Fighter then took another fort with her slicing open the door and Fighter unleashing a volley of blades into the goblins inside. The two ladies then heard gunfire in the one next to it, and lo and behold, Ranger came out holding his guns, and wearing his light armor. He then nodded and shared a smile with the two ladies, before he spotted the rest of the team approach and then followed them to yet another group of outposts... which gave Lizard Priest a time to shine. He took a reptilian skull the likes of which the team had never seen before, and he set it on the ground to prepare a summoning ritual.
"O skull of great Father Iguanadon, bring forth your spawn and have him stampede!" Lizard Priest said, and just like that, his summoned appeared...it was like a reptilian bull with an upward-curving plate behind it's skull, standing taller than any of the team members staring at the beast, and twin horns coming out of it's forehead and what looked like a beak instead of a mouth.
"What the hell is that?" D.R. asked.
"Behold the Dragonbone Charger..." Lizard Priest said.
"Is this what you meant by additional abilities?" Ranger asked.
"This is only one of my new abilities Sir Ranger. I look forward to showing what the Dragontooth Warriors became." Lizard Priest said as he got in front of his summoned beast, before pointing at the goblins' home and then the Charger rushed right at the gigantic huts and smashed every one of them in it's rampage as the goblins lucky enough to not get smashed under it's feet ran for their lives...only for Cow Girl, D.R. and Ranger to snipe them with their rifles.
"Alright...your Dragontooth Warriors are next- wait a minute, I thought you could only summon one?" Ranger asked.
"I could...until now." Lizard Priest said proudly.
"What do you mean?" Fighter asked, and Lizard Priest smirked.
A group of six Dragontooth Warriors charged through a palisade full of goblins, and when some of them got their bows ready to unleash a volley...another group of five Dragontooth Warriors ambushed them from behind and crave through them as the goblins try to escape...only for Priestess to stop them with Protection. The three goblins that made it out got to watch their brothers try to break the barrier screaming in fear as the skeletal reptilian monsters behind them butchered them...and then the trio turned their heads to see Ranger and GS before one got it's brains blown out, another get shot it the heart, and the last get a bullet and a shell unloaded into it's gut, which disembowels it.
"To be able to summon an entire team of Dragontooths...you have improved." Ranger said.
"I do not make idle boasts Sir Ranger." Lizard Priest said from the top of the Charger he summoned.
"Apparently." H.E. Druid said.
"Now let's get in there, take the stuff and turn that fort into rubble." Warrior said.
"Technically it's a palisade." D.R. said.
"Whatever..." Warrior said.
"Let's just get the stuff and go." Wizard's brother said and the team went inside, luckily, there were no women to save, but there was also nothing worth taking; thank the Supreme they got there before the goblins went on a raid. When they were done, they used the portal gem to take the odds and ends to Ranger and Fighter's manor. Lizard Priest's Charger carried it's summoner as the small army he summoned came down on a wave of goblins that likely came as reinforcements, and the rest of the team watched Lizard Priest's army charge at the goblins and smash them aside in the case of the Charger, with the Dragontooth Warriors, and Lizard Priest himself using his twin sickle swords, as well as his tail to bisect, behead, dismember, and bludgeon every goblin smart enough to get close.
"That makes 672." GS said as he walked through the field of dead goblins.
"And we're not even done..." Fighter trailed off.
The next fort the team hit was a golden opportunity to practice stealth. Ranger led Cow Girl from one room to the next while jamming a blade into the heads of a hob guard every now and then. Granted some goblins had to be dealt with directly, but thanks to the crossbow Ranger borrowed from Warrior, that wasn't a problem. He even made noise by throwing something into a certain place, then putting a bolt through the head of any goblins that check it out. Cow Girl even copied him, and took his crossbow to deal some carnage herself, which earned her a mutual proud smile from Ranger.
When they were done, they returned to the rest of their group.
"Well?" H.E. Druid asked.
"It's done, and there's nothing worth taking, so light it up." Ranger said, then he and Cow Girl sat down with D.R. and Lizard Priest as the rest of the team unleashed burning arrows and fire spells.
"This is just like that moment when we burned down that fort a year ago." Priestess said.
"Only this fort is alot bigger." Fighter said before loosing another arrow, and when they were done...the entire fort was aflame, especially the entrances and exits; they actually spotted some goblins trying to get out, only to catch fire. Cow Girl then aimed her rifle at them, only for Ranger to stop her.
"Save your ammo; let them burn." He said and the group watched the goblins scream in agony, and thrash around trying to put out the flames consuming their bodies, but it was no use.
"Have they ever heard of stop, drop, and roll?" D.R. asked.
"Goblins aren't bright, but aren't fools either." GS said.
"Except them right?" Wizard asked.
"Yes." GS said simply.
"Let's see you think straight when you unironically feel yourself on fire." Rhea Fighter said and several of her teammates laughed.
"It's funny because it's true!" D.R. exclaimed.
The team eventually started using bait-and-bash tactics; Cow Girl stepped up to the plate and summoned some water elementals to harass some goblins inside a decent-sized, stone fortress, and had them retreat as the goblins attacked them, and when the goblins all came outside to get rid of the elementals...the whole team came out from all sides and turned the space the goblins occupied into a death trap by unloaded bullets, bombs, bolts, harpoons, arrows, and shells into them. The team then went into the fortress, took everything worth grabbing, some jewels, chests full of tools, weapons and armor Ranger didn't absorb for once since others needed them more, and last but not least, some blank scrolls for later use.
Once they used the portal gem to take their loot back to Water Town, they returned and went onto the next goblin outpost, with the elementals baiting the goblins into the open for another ambush...and they found some women that weren't clones to be rescued and healed.
"You're o.k. now..." Priestess said softly as she and the Wizard siblings healed their bodies and minds respectively, and they took the women to the Temple of Law via another portal. The next outpost they ambushed had neither women or valuables, nor did the one after that, but the last one they ambushed...ended in disaster; these goblins had rifles with them, and Wizard's brother took a bullet right next to his eyes that traveled just under the skin on the side of his head, and an elemental had to be used to heal his grievous wound to save Priestess a miracle...or not. The goblins that charged the team as they were staggered by Wizard's brother's brush with death were blasted to bits by Priestess using Holy Smite on them.
She then charged in with her sword drawn to finish off the survivors with the rest of the team watching her dance through them and sending heads and limbs flying as the last elemental sprayed the goblins with rifles with pressurized water jets that crushed them even as it was riddled with bullets. Eventually, it dived at them and exploded, causing a small flood that washed the goblin riflemen off their platforms to the floor below, and the ones who survived the fall were met with Priestess plunging her sword into their faces.
"That makes 1,407..." GS said as Priestess returned while sheathing her blade.
The next goblin nest was another smash-and-grab: Warrior sliced open a door, and Rhea fighter jumped off his back into the middle of the room, grabbing the attention of the goblins as Warrior swung his sword around, which sliced apart even the goblins he didn't directly hit, as Rhea Fighter did the same. She eventually sheathed her blade, opened her chakras, and started splitting the goblins' heads with her fists...as well as flipping over them, throwing them around, slamming them into the ground, each other, or nearby hard objects. She even grabbed one, picked it up, and slammed it into the ground head-first.
"And...faceplant!" Warrior exclaimed before laughing...but the humor was cut short when a champion came out into the open. Warrior then shot lightning from his hammer at it, which only paralyzed it, but that's where Rhea Fighter came in, and Warrior stopped sparking the behemoth as his smaller companion charged it, climbed up it's armor...then stabbed it through the chin, out the top of it's head, then she flipped off of it's chest and landed like a cat just as the champion's corpse hit the ground.
"Bigger isn't always better..." Rhea Fighter said.
"As our little friend learned the hard way." Wizard's brother teased.
"Really? Size jokes?" Rhea Fighter asked before exclaiming as Wizard's brother picked her up,
"Excuse me for trying to lighten your mood." He said.
"Says the nerdy yet feisty man who got shot in the face." Rhea Fighter said seriously.
"All the more reason..." Wizard's brother said, and Rhea Fighter smiled before clinging onto his shoulders and waist with her arms and legs respectively and kissing him.
Warrior dealt with the next fort all by himself; he rushed in, unleashed a storm of bolts that mowed done dozens of goblins that scrambled to take cover, only for Warrior to charge up his hammer, and threw it around the room, stunning every goblin that didn't get it's heart stopped by the discharge. He then jumped up as his hammer came back to him and smashed down into the middle of the room, blowing every goblin caught in the middle to pieces, launching the goblins on the edge of the middle into the walls, or each other hard enough to shatter bones, dislocate limbs, and cause concussions, and the few lucky ones were just stunned by the explosion.
Wizard and her brother then came in and got to work finishing them off with Wizard using her glaive to slice apart every goblin in sight, and impale the ones on the ground with her brother smashing their heads in with his mace. He then summoned a pack of wolf familiars to maul a wave of goblin reinforcement with a flock of crows flying overhead that sparks the goblins in the back or just peck at their heads until their beaks pierced brain matter with the trio of humans watching the massacre...before helping the rest of the team loot and then blow the place to bits.
"Now watch the master..." Fighter said proudly before taking a stance, and threw punches and kicks aplenty at the dozens of goblins that pounced at her from all sides with the usual speed, fierceness, and precision. She spin-kicked them hard enough to splatter them across the floor, jammed her elbows into their chests which caved in their ribcages, and even kneed one then back-kicked one behind her before throwing the one she kneed into another...and that was just the start. Sometimes she rapidly punched a goblin until several bones were busted badly enough to poke out through their skin, or punched some goblins one time with enough force to split their heads open, others times she forcefully bent their backs inward, which made a loud crunching sound as their spines imploded.
Somehow, more goblins had the nerve to continue assaulting the armored, raven-haired she-devil before them, only for them to watch in horror as she grabbed some and slammed their heads into each other, grabbed more and snapped their necks, tore their limbs off to smack others in the face with them, then get kicked into the distance, into their friends, or within sight of their friends, or she just tripped them and either bisected them as they fell, kicked them away, or slammed them into the ground and stomped them to a paste with her inhumanly thick legs driving home the point at the speed of a bullet.
To add insult to injury, she even took a page out of Goblin Slayer's book and jammed their own knives into their brains, throats, hearts, guts, or even multiple body parts one after another. She also threw their axes, spears, and maces at the still-living goblins, and even shot their own bows at a group of goblins coming her way until she ran out of arrows, but she switched to another quiver until she got sick of using their arrows, and just absorbed their weapons into her armor as usual before bracing for the rest of the horde.
When the survivors got close enough, Fighter popped her arm and leg blades and got to work weaving through the crowd shredding their bodies in various ways, from simply kicking her leg blades into their guts and tearing them out, to bisecting some as they desperately tried to stop her with their bare arms, only for their arms to get smashed beyond repair in addition to the blades on her legs cutting them in half. Some were impaled, over and over in the chest, and Fighter occasionally opened their torsos by craving through them, and out their shoulders, while others simply got their throats opened, their brains scrambled with a stab through the face, their heads sliced off, sometimes with multiple heads flying with one swipe of her arm or leg, or just lost one or more limbs and was left to bleed to death in the chaos.
Occasionally she retracted her blades and just tore a goblin in half, or tore it open, which unsurprisingly made an even greater mess than she already did...but the goblins still insisted on trying to avenge their comrades by attacking her from every direction all at once...which led to an even bigger mess when she thrashed and spun around taking down at least a dozen goblins down every second and sending their remains scattering in every direction.
When Fighter was done, she spotted another wave coming, then she morphed her bow, ducked, and unleashed volley after volley at them, with the explosive arrows taking their toll by blasting the goblins to bits, even if her arrows didn't hit them. A troop of goblin archers then appeared and shot their own arrows at her...and she shot their arrows out of the air with her own, which surprised her friends and foes alike, especially H.E. Druid. She, an elf with over 2,000 years of experience, was just surpassed in archery by a human less than 1/100th her age!
Fighter eventually let a pack of goblins get close, then jumped several meters into the air before loosing an explosive arrows into the top of one's head...and it took the entire group with it to the grave as the arrow exploded, and Fighter landed like a cat before turning to see the team watch her in awe...and Ranger smirking at her, which spoke for itself.
She then made the show even more entertaining by putting the nunchuku function of her bow to work and having it lash around to slice apart the goblins at medium range. Apparently she learned from her druid companion in both archery and with the ability to use her bow as a nunchuku; her secret training was paying off too. The goblins barely had time to react before the edge of Fighter's bow lashed them across the throat, the side of the head, the knees, or the abdomen, and the ones who weren't hit got to see their friends get maimed or eventually mauled when Fighter stopped the test run and went back to dashing around the place tearing the goblins apart up-close. She put her usual mastery to work by alternating between using her blades and not using them, like when she grabbed one, dislocated it's arm and tore it's back open before bashing several living goblins with the corpse until it was too mangled to use anymore.
Eventually, some armored hobs attacked her, and she started using her grappling moves, or hitting their critical points, like when she ducked under a punch, then sliced a hob's kneecap before jamming one armblade into the side of it's head, and flipped off of it as another hob tripped over the corpse, only to get it's face kicked in. She then turned and punched a hob in the groin, and when he it bent forward in pain, she ended it's pain by jamming her blades through it's eyes before picking it up and throwing it at another hob, who caught the body, only to get it's hamstrings severed, making it fall down and stay pinned down as another gets stabbed in the side over and over, and when it grabbed Fighter...she twisted her body hard and fast enough to dislocate it's elbow and kick it's throat hard enough to crush it before the pinned hob got up in time to get her legblade in it's throat. She then looked over the field of dead and dying goblins, then looked in the distance to see even more hobs join the party...and they fared no better than the last ones.
One hob tried to bisect her with an axe, only for her to side-step it, hammerfist it's forearm, yank the axe out of it's grip and jam the axe into it's owner's chest. Another tried to impale her from behind with a spear, only for her to dodge it, run up the spear's length, knee the hob in the face, flip off of it's face with her alternate foot, and landed on it's back as it recoiled and held it's face trying to stop the pain...only for the master on it's back to use her blades to tear it's back open and remove a piece of it's spine. She then picked the dead hob up over her head, and some smaller goblins that were charging at her ran for their lives only to be squished under the hob corpse thrown at them. Fighter then grabbed the spear and hurled it at another hob charging at her, and lashed onto the other hob with her cables, grappled herself towards it...and went right over it's shoulder ripping it's head off in the process before jumping up to grab the head and beaning a third hob in the face with the head she threw before using a discarded sword from one of the two dead hobs to sever the stunned hob's legs, before cutting it in half, and then bisecting it's head.
She then slide under another hob's legs, ran up it's back and snapped it's neck before she jumped from one hob to another while stomping the crowns of the heads in, or just stabbing them through the brain and watched them all fall down when she landed. She then launched a pair of blades into the eyes of a hob deep enough to pierce it's mid-brain and it fell down dead where it stood. She then rushed between multiple hobs, tripping and kicking them into each other, punching them in the sides hard enough to make their bones and organs implode, or even dislocating one's knee with a punch, then smashing it's face into the ground. She then looked around, saw that she was alone, and took a breather.
A paladin got the drop on her...after turning visible, and the surprise was so serious that she barely had enough time to keep her head from getting sliced off. She then dashed away from it to calm down and open her chakras, and the moment she did...she dashed up to it close enough that she was right in it's face, and it was the paladin's turn to recoil...and it did. It put up it's shield and put up a magic barrier in front of the shield to reinforce it...only for Fighter to unleashed a burst of her energy from her fist into the barrier that shattered it and knocked the paladin to the ground. It then got up and charged at her before swinging it's sword at her, then she ducked it again, then continued to move out of the way of her armored foe's swings over and over until he was exhausted and she finished him off with a kick to the gut that knocked it down. She then threw a punch at it's head, which it managed to stop...only for her to put her fist closer to it's face, pop her blades, and pierce it's eyes and brain, which of course made it drop dead.
"Anyone else?" Fighter asked as she eyeballed the dead and dying goblins and kept watch for another ambush...but none came. "That's what I thought..." She then turned to see the rest of the team were still there...especially her husband who was most likely thinking of throwing her onto a bed.
"That fortress in the distance is the last of the goblin bases in this region." Priestess said as she pointed to said fortress.
"Then let's get back to Water Town and get our shit together." Wizard said before Ranger opened a portal to his and Fighter's manor...
"I am so glad to see you again..." Summoner said softly while his big sister held his hands at the table they were at.
"I couldn't not come here." Female Summoner said.
"But how did you know I would be here, let alone want- no...need to see you?" Summoner asked.
"Our mother told me...in a dream." Female Summoner said and Summoner let go of her hands in awe.
"She what...?" He whispered.
"She told me about your encounter with the fear demon, how Storm Mage saved you...and what you saw." Female Summoner said softly and Summoner sighed before Female Summoner held his chin up.
"How much do you know...?" He asked.
"Everything I can know." Female Summoner said.
"Then...you know about-" She cuts her brother off.
"Yes...I would be lying if I thought you being involved with two women sat right, but I know you; if you have room in that mountain-sized heart of yours for both of them, then there's no way you would be as corrupt as Storm Mage used to be." Female Summoner said.
"When that priestess asked to be involved with me alongside Guild Girl, I was against it because of her, but the Love Goddess condones love in any form, including polyamory." Summoner said.
"I'm aware, and the Love Goddess serves the Supreme God as faithfully as our late sister-in-law does." Female Summoner said.
"Alright..." Summoner whispered before his sister embraced him.
"They both must be fine women indeed to have earned your love." She said seriously, then they both sat their embracing as true siblings would.
"How is my niece and brother-in-law?" Summoner asked.
"Our little girl turned seven actually, and her father has been looking after her while I take care of demons and goblins alike." Female Summoner said.
"You weren't...ensnared were you?" Summoner asked seriously before she backed up.
"I have even more elementals than you do, and I have familiars as well. I wish the goblins all the luck in the world if they want me to have their children." Female Summoner said.
"Right...I forgot you mastered summoning years ago." Summoner said.
"I never summoned a World Spawn though, let alone multiple." Female Summoner said.
"Really?" Summoner asked.
"No. I never saw the need." Female Summoner said.
"Can you?" Summoner asked.
"I suppose it could be possible, although I'm already Gold Ranked; it wouldn't do me that much good." Female Summoner said.
"Still...World Spawns are famous for a reason, and we could use all the help we can get at this point." Summoner said seriously.
"You have a point little brother. Let's go make one or two...then get ready for your wedding." Female Summoner said before they stood up.
"I'm afraid you can't come. Weddings blessed by the Love Goddess are extremely personal." Summoner said.
"So be it...I can't defy a servant of the Love Goddess now can I?" Female Summoner said before they went to an area they could be alone, and she took them into Limbo.
"Hey there." Priestess said softly as Ranger and Fighter's baby reached up to her, and Priestess groaned after picking her up. "You're getting heavy."
"Won't be long before she's as big and beautiful as her mother." Ranger said before Fighter smiled and kissed him sweetly before leading them downstairs to the rest of the team.
"Another day, another bunch of goblins put down." Warrior said.
"And we're still not done..." Rhea Fighter said.
"It doesn't matter; we'll kill them all." GS said simply.
"Damn straight." D.R. said.
"There's still the fortress that last horde came from." Priestess said thoughtfully.
"Then let us return and finish what we started." Lizard Priest said.
"Do you have a ranged weapon now?" Ranger asked.
"Alas, I do not." Lizard Priest said.
"How about a bow, crossbow, or even a gun?" Cow Girl asked.
"Isn't that a bit redundant?" Rhea Fighter asked.
"Why? Fighter uses a bow just like me, and Ranger and Warrior used crossbows back in the day. Although...I can't see you using pistols like Ranger's to be honest, let alone shotguns like Orcbolg's." H.E. Druid said.
"Nor I Lady Archer." Lizard Priest said.
"How about a sling?" Priestess asked and the team looked at her. "I used one once, and our late dwarf friend had one."
"It would be an excellent way to honor him." Lizard Priest said.
"Then it's settled- wait, we don't have any slings." H.E. Druid said.
"We can make one." GS said.
"Here." Ranger said as he used Smith to create a sling made of the same flexible metal as Fighter's bow and handed it to Lizard Priest.
"I will put this to good use Sir Ranger." Lizard Priest said.
"What about throwing javelins?" Rhea Fighter asked.
"That would be possible, but I would never be able to carry enough to aid you enough against a legion of goblins." Lizard Priest said.
"Leave the supply to us." Wizard said as her brother nodded.
"Very well then." Lizard Priest said.
"What about the slinging stones? Where can we get those?" Cow Girl asked.
"Uh, the environment?" Wizard said dryly.
"Wait...what if he just slings bombs?" D.R. asked and everyone widened their eyes.
"A sling that hurls bombs...yikes." Rhea Fighter said.
"That is...acceptable." Lizard Priest said.
"I cannot believe I'm piling on, but what about a larger version of my auto crossbow? A handheld ballista so to speak?" Warrior asked.
"Let's not get too crazy now..." Wizard said.
"I will take whatever is offered to me if I can assist you all." Lizard Priest said.
"O.k...seriously, this is just disrespectful. Wiping out millions of goblins is one thing, but we've been doing almost nothing but test new ways to kill them the entire time. Goblins are as vile as they come, and they deserve everything we have, and will do to them, but this is getting kind of sad." Fighter said.
"They're goblins..." Wizard trailed off.
"Who cares?" Everyone asked at the same time, which made them all burst out laughing; even Lizard Priest couldn't help but smirk.
"But seriously...this is what we signed up for a year ago, but still." Fighter said.
"You're probably thinking too much about this." Warrior said.
"Right..." Fighter said.
"In any case, throwable weapons can do the job quite nicely for you from where I'm standing." Ranger said.
"I concur Sir Ranger." Lizard Priest said.
"Also...I'd like to treat your reinforce your outfit like I did with Priestess'." Wizard said.
"Absolutely not. While I do appreciate your desire to put time and effort into improving my defenses, my outfit is a ceremonial tribute to my heritage and should remain untouched." Lizard Priest said.
"O.k...how about I make you something to put underneath it, as well as give it a way to repair itself should it get too badly damaged?" Wizard asked.
"That depends on what you have in mind Lady Mage." Lizard Priest said.
"O.k...glad that's settled, now don't we have some goblin heads to bust?" Warrior asked.
"Baby? Would you do the honors?" Fighter asked before Ranger opened a portal back to the fortress...then noticed something...
"Looks like it's going to start raining." Cow Girl said before Warrior pulled his hammer and sparked it.
"Good." He said, then Ranger checked on the door, and banged on it.
"Knock knock!" He yelled before backing up and reaching his hand out to GS, who tossed him a shotgun, and once the doors opened, and a pair of goblins with spears came out...Ranger unloaded one shell into each of their heads.
"That's a two-fer!" Warrior yelled, before Ranger tossed the shotgun back to GS.
"Thanks." Ranger siad.
"You're welcome." GS said before they followed Ranger inside.
"I say we let the boss handle this." Wizard said.
"Right, we all had our moments." Fighter said.
"I didn't..." Cow Girl said.
"Yes you did. You and Goblin Slayer fought side-by-side that one time." Fighter said.
"Oh...right." Cow Girl said with an awkward laugh, then Ranger morphed his twin blades and light armor and charged into the fortress with the team is distant pursuit, and they saw each goblin that was curious about the noise lose a chunk of their heads as they peeked out to see Ranger's blade as it did the damage, and every goblin that saw barely had time to scream before they had their brains scrambled as well. When Ranger got to a room full of goblins who were fast asleep, they woke up to a hail of gunfire as the ones who didn't wake up, stayed asleep for good. The goblins who did wake got to witness a nightmare as Ranger spun and danced through the gun unloading bullets in every direction until he got to one goblins that got his gun shoved into it's face, and the last thing it saw was the inside of the barrel of Ranger's gun before he pulled the trigger.
He then charged through a hallway full of goblins that came to investigate the gunfire, all with weapons and armor equipped...for all the good it did them. Ranger still rushed through their numbers scattered their limbs, heads, and guts all over the walls and floor as his superheated blades craved through their flesh like it wasn't even there. The goblins that managed to process what was happening barely had any luck throwing hits, let alone landing them, and when one of them did land a hit in the middle of the intense chaos...Ranger's armor did it's job to make sure the goblins' victories were short-lived.
"Don't know why it's taken me this long to say this but...strength in numbers my ass." D.R. said seriously as the team eyeballed the mess Ranger made in the hallways and the rooms.
"That's the boss for you: hates goblins as much as anyone should, and he wants everyone to know it." Warrior said casually.
"At least the goblins are easier to look at when a mess is made of them." Fighter said, and D.R. raised an eyebrow.
"No wonder he likes you so much: you're as scary as he is."He said and Fighter smirked as they reached the room where Ranger was rushing around spinning and flipping around the room butchering, impaling, crushing, and kicking every goblin too enraged by his disrespect of their brethren to attack him with any thought except tearing them apart despite how much pain he was causing.
"Apparently these goblins are fools as well." GS said simply as he stood there watching Ranger continue bisecting goblins vertically, horizontally, diagonally, or any combination of the three.
"Maybe there's a paladin hexing them?" Wizard said.
"What?" D.R. asked.
"Paladins can work miracles as well; as far as I know, they can only have goblins fight without fear...for all the good it does that." Wizard said.
"Wait a sec...could they have done that before?" Cow Girl asked.
"Not likely. We didn't always fight paladins along with goblins this aggressive." GS said.
"So it's basically a situation where they're like, if we're going down, we might as well do some damage in the process." D.R. said.
"For all the good it's doing..." Rhea Fighter said as Ranger impaled two goblins that pounced at him then he flung their corpses to the side. He then eyeballed the last handful of goblins who were wise enough to not attack them.
"Well...?" Ranger asked coldly, and the goblins rushed out of the room, only for Ranger to morph a crossbow and shoot down all but one that he lets go.
"Why didn't you shoot that one?" Rhea Fighter asked.
"To let the fear spread..." Priestess trailed off.
"Not this time; yes that's a factor, but this time, I want the others to get flushed out, or give me a chance to flush them out, unless any of you want your pound of flesh?" Ranger asked.
"I'll go." GS said as he walked past Ranger as he stepped back to motion GS by with his hand. He then looked at the team before they followed GS down the hallways, and they watched GS get jumped multiple times in multiple ways, at multiple times by the goblins, from ones that droped down on his head only to get impaled and casually slammed into the ground, to another that jumped at GS from the side only to get stabbed and slammed into another that gets it's face stomped in, to a pair of goblins that got diagonally sliced in half one another the other, then a third was kicked to the ground and GS reversed-griped his sword and stabbed it through the face. One of the highlights was when GS grabbed a goblin by the face, severed it's head, and tossed it away as the body fell like a sack of potatoes.
He then kicked open a double-door, casually walked in as a group of goblins, hobs, and a pair of champions showed up. When the rest of the team got ready to engage them...GS pulled his starlight sword, and the team stood down.
"Oh those goblins are screwed now..." Warrior said, and he was right; even the light from GS' sword strained the eyes of the goblins, and made them easy pickings for GS as he charged at them and each individual swing burned through scores of goblins in various ways, with even the hobs getting their armor burned through as they were chopped in half. Even the champions were no match as GS sliced off one's leg, and stabbed it through the face before he jumped up and cut he other in half at the waist.
"That makes 347." GS said before progressing with the team going after him.
"If I didn't know better, I'd say the goblins are actually coming after us." H.E. Druid said.
"I wouldn't be surprised; we've been a Platinum tier pain in the ass for them, although them continuing to pursue us doesn't make sense since we've-" Wizard shut up the moment Ranger looked around a corner, recoiled and tensed up in fury. When the team looked themselves...they saw a woman chained to a wall, completely naked, and with cuts, bruises, and even bites on her from head to toe.
"Dear Supreme in Heaven..." Priestess whispered as Ranger approached her, then GS reached out to pull him back, but Ranger stepped back first as a trio of spears shot out of both walls into the place Ranger was standing. He then absorbed the spears for good measure before approaching the woman and lightly pinching a part of her neck where she wasn't wounded.
"She's alive...and she's shaking..." Ranger said softly before brushing her hair out of her face...and saw the infamous thousand-yard stare, as well as drool and blood pouring out of her mouth.
"What the fuck did they do...?!" D.R. whispered...and the moment he finished talking, a goblin jumped at Ranger from the side...only for Ranger to morph a gauntlet, grab it's face, and start squeezing. The terrified goblin frantically stabbed the gauntlet with it's knife in a desperate attempt to free itself, but it was no use; Ranger's grip was as strong as ever, and the gauntlet wasn't even scratched, let alone pierced. As if being suffocated by a giant metal hand over it's face wasn't painful enough, he then superheated the gauntlet, and the little, green abomination thrashed and let out muffled screams that fell on deaf ears as it's flesh was cooked until it finally expired and was thrown away like it was trash.
"Damn boss..." Wizard whispered.
"Heal her...!" Ranger growled before Priestess and Wizard got to work on the poor woman in chains, with the former healing her wounds and restoring her destroyed virginity, and Wizard putting as much of her mind back together as she could as the woman slept it off.
"This never gets any easier to watch." H.E. Druid said somberly as D.R. held her hand, and she sighed before squeezing his hand in return.
"This abominations are nearing their extinction; the pain they inflicted will be put to an end in due time." Lizard Priest said.
"The sooner the better." Cow Girl said seriously.
"She should be alright now, relatively speaking that is." Wizard said before Ranger opened a portal to Water Town, and Wizard carried the now-clean and healed woman through and then came back.
"You have done a great service." Lizard Priest said.
"Not without cost..." Wizard said seriously.
"Let's just finish off the goblins and get the hell out of here." Ranger groaned before walking off with the team behind him.
"This is like that time we saved Noble Fencer's bacon all over again." Warrior said.
"Right. This fortress isn't the same as the one we went to, but...it might as well be." Priestess said.
"What do you mean?" Cow Girl asked.
"Trust me, you don't want to know." Warrior said as they neared a massive chamber lined with pillars and torches, with an alter on the far end.
"This must be where they did sacrifices to the Demon Lord." Cow Girl said.
"Not likely. Only virgins can be sacrificed to the Demon Lord, and...goblins tend to make sure their captives are disqualified pretty quickly." Ranger said.
"Please don't remind us..." Rhea Fighter groaned.
"Anyway, we should probably trash the alter, just for the heck of it." Wizard's brother said.
"I agree Sir Mage." Lizard Priest said as GS approached the alter with his starlight sword drawn and got to work slicing through every part of it, and there was nothing but a flash of the energy blade and sparks flying as it sliced through metal and stone alike until the alter was in a pile of melted pieces.
"Well...that's the end of-" H.E. Druid shut up when her ears perked and she turned to the door.
"What?" Ranger asked.
"We've got more company!" H.E. Druid yelled.
"Oh great..." Rhea Fighter groaned.
"Grab anything you can find, set up a blockage in front of those doors, and use everything let over to set up a barricade here. Move!" GS said and everyone got to work, with Wizard summoning some stone elementals to create rock formations by the door and further back to give the team's shooters better stability for when the shots fly. The Wizards even laid some traps to really spread the pain; Wizard's brother thought about summoning familiars, but choose to save it for later.
Ranger then morphed dozens of harpoons for Lizard Priest, and anyone else for that matter to throw. Priestess even held onto some spare ammo for D.R. Cow Girl, GS and H.E. Druid; everyone else could make their own ammo. When the preparations were done, everyone got behind the barricade, and pointed their guns, bows, and crossbows at the door as the goblins started banging on it.
"As soon as that door opens, let them have it." Ranger said seriously, and heard Rhea Fighter sigh nervously as the goblins continued banging on the door and the team continued aiming at it...until the banging stopped cold and there was dead silence, which made the team look at each other with concern. Next thing they knew, a massive armored foot burst through the bottom of the door, making pieces of wood fly everywhere, and goblins pour in by the dozen...only for the entire team to fill the air with bolts, arrows, shells, and bullets as the goblins were torn to pieces. Lizard Priest and Rhea Fighter then took the stockpile of harpoons and hurled them at the goblins, impaling several per throw.
"This is Water Town all over again!" H.E. Druid exclaimed before loosing a trio of arrows that each pierced a goblin's face and came out the back of their heads.
"You mean the time we fought them off when we got to that mirror?" Fighter asked before loosing another arrow which turned into multiple, and riddled a few more goblins all over their bodies..
"Right." H.E. Druid said and the team got back to mowing down the goblins...and some threw spears and shot arrows back.
"Protection!" Priestess yelled and a barrier appeared in-between the two sides, then Lizard Priest summoned a pair of Dragontooth Warriors that each took a harpoon and rushed to the edges of the barrier, and they skewered every goblin that tried to break the barrier, while the rest continued to unload into the goblins. The hole in the door was made bigger by a club that smashed through it...and several spark traps were sprung that paralyzed the champion as it came in and several smaller goblins were hit with enough lightning to stop their hearts.
"Trap sprung and goblins fried." Warrior said before unleashing another volley of bolts into the goblins.
"Fire in the hole!" Cow Girl yelled before launching a bomb at the goblins as more came through...and several got frozen. "Did I say fire?"
"Well thumbs up for irony..." Rhea Fighter said.
"Thank you reminding me of my other weapon Lady Goblin Slayer." Lizard Priest said before slinging one bomb after another at the goblins, blowing dozens to bits and staggering dozens more, which left them open to being shot down by bullets and shells.
"I'm out of arrows!" H.E. Druid yelled, then Priestess handed her a new quiver.
"Mana Bolt!" The Wizard siblings yelled at the same time before unleash a pair of mana bolts at the champion...who uses a Reflect spell to stop them, and shove them aside to blast a hole in the wall...and collapse half the room.
"Oh fuck me..." Wizard said.
"Levitate!" Her brother yelled as he raised his mace and stopped a pile of falling rubble, and hurling it at the door with enough force to crush some smaller goblins, and stagger the champion, who prepared a lightning spell only for Wizard to do the same thing her brother did with some rubble that was already on the ground, and smash the champion's skull in with it.
"Denied!" Wizard said smugly.
"Nice going baby." Warrior said before she smirked and kissed him.
"They are definitely hunting us." Fighter said.
"Yes they are; the Goblin Overlord is actually equipping his forces with more powerful weapons and armor...like that champion." Priestess said.
"But...it didn't take that much- wait a minute..." Wizard trailed off.
"It shrugged off not one, but two Mana Bolts, and that's one of the deadliest spells in the book." Ranger said.
"At least we're alot stronger than we were during that first assault." Cow Girl said.
"But we still have to find where they came from; that attack came from practically nowhere." H.E. Druid said.
"I hope it's not another mirror..." Warrior said before the elementals cleared the rubble and opened the door...
"Guess what? It's a mirror..." Fighter groaned as the team went into a chamber with a gate mirror...that led straight to another part of the Deadlands where goblins were stirring boiling pots, sharpening weapons, and who knows what else.
"Wait a minute...this really is like the one in Water Town! That mirror led here to the Deadlands!" H.E. Druid exclaimed.
"But where is-" Priestess shuts up the moment some goblins dragged some dead women out of a cave and some others made way before the corpses were dumped into the pots of boiling water.
"Just when you think they couldn't get any more disgusting." H.E. Druid groaned before more goblins came out of a stone building...and each one was wearing plate armor, and carrying metal shields and various weapons, especially spears.
"It's a barracks..." Ranger whispered.
"So the goblins here were just place-holders." Priestess said.
"We should trash that place." Fighter said.
"No...we should flood that place." Cow Girl said.
"What? How?" D.R. asked.
Next thing the team knew, Wizard's elementals were forming a huge pit, filling it with water and the team watched with Ranger at the ready with the mirror at his side.
"It is a brilliant idea forming a lake to use as a weapon Lady Goblin Slayer." Lizard Priest said.
"I just picked it up from Summoner." Cow Girl said.
"I'm sure he'll be proud to hear we're copying his plan when we get back." Ranger said.
"Who wouldn't be?" Wizard's brother asked before the elementals finished their work.
"I say we throw in some chunks of rock and ice to even the odds. Maybe even make the water boil." Warrior said.
"Not you to..." H.E. Druid groaned.
"Hey, not my fault that idea worked the first time." Warrior said.
"Let's just get to it." Wizard said before summoning more elementals. The stone ones readied rocks from the environment, and even themselves to throw into the water. Ice elementals froze chunks of the artificial lake to make the flood being readied even more hazardous for the goblins. Fire elementals actually dived into the water, and to the team's surprise, they didn't get extinguished; they swam around the water, turning it into a swirling maelstrom that soon began to bubble as it's temperature rose slowly but steadily.
"Now!" GS yelled.
"I hope you're thirsty assholes!" Ranger yelled before tossing the mirror into the pit.
"It's working; the water's going down." Rhea Fighter said as the water, then the fire elementals, were sucked into the mirror that quickly sank to the bottom of the lake the team made. Later the rocks prepared by the stone elementals, and the ice chunks prepared by the ice elementals were sucked into the mirror along with the water. The magically reinforced ice held fast despite the now-violently-boiling water...as if the goblins on the other side of the mirror didn't have enough to worry about.
"I wish we were there to see the goblins' faces..." Wizard said.
"It's probably for the best we're not." GS said as they continued to watch the boiling water drain into the mirror, and when the water was finally drained, they looked at each other.
"Should...we go through the mirror and see how things went for them?" Rhea Fighter asked.
"Yes." GS said simply as he climbed down the pit.
"Well, you heard the man." Ranger said as he led the team after GS through the mirror...
"Wow..." Fighter whispered.
"Sucks to be them..." Wizard said as they eyeballed the hundreds of crushed and drowned goblins that went on as far as the eye could see, and there was a bonus...
"It seems that the flood craved a trench through the goblins' homeland." Lizard Priest said.
"Eh, it's literally called the Deadlands. Let the goblins have it." Wizard's brother said.
"Here's hoping that trench is put to go use." Rhea Fighter said.
"Amen to that." Warrior said.
"Either way, we should check for survivors." GS said as he walked through the trench.
"Survivors of a flood that massive?" Wizard asked.
"Never take chances remember?" Cow Girl asked as she followed GS.
"The girl is correct." Lizard Priest said as he led the rest of the team behind GS...and they found hundreds more dead goblins, hobs, champions, and even shamans and paladins as they marched.
"And we'd have to fight an entire legion of goblins after another like we did the first time if it wasn't for that flood..." Cow Girl said.
"Thank you Summoner..." Wizard's brother said.
"Wait a minute...I recall a certain long-eared princess saying water was out-of-the-question." Fighter said and H.E. Druid sighed.
"As distasteful as it may be...I came to terms with how getting rid of the goblins took priority months before I...became this." She said.
"You did?" Fighter asked.
"She actually said, and I quote, maybe Orcbolg can be helped when this is over." Wizard said.
"Right..." H.E. Druid said then GS stopped and pointed his sword at a series of caves dug into the sides of a natural canyon.
"We should check those caves." He said.
"I seriously doubt they would take cover in them; that flood probably filled them as well." D.R. said, but GS checked them out anyway.
"Better safe than sorry apparently." Rhea Fighter said, then the team then followed GS to the cave entrances...and each was was so full of water that they couldn't enter the caves.
"Well, what do you know...?" Wizard said.
"Now to be fair, they could have drained into a massive series of underground tunnels for all we know." Fighter said.
"I concur. Goblins are nothing if not cagey, not to mention dishonorable beyond words." Lizard Priest said.
"Regardless, let's move on." GS said and led the team through the canyon...and found even more dead goblins.
"How many goblins were in this damn place?" Wizard's brother asked.
"I counted 791 so far...make that 812...827...834...39...84-" H.E. Druid cuts GS off.
"We get it! There's lots of dead goblins in this canyon! Sheesh..." She exclaimed.
"Everyone...I have a feeling we're being watched." Priestess said.
"Me too...and I'll give you three guesses who it is..." Ranger said dryly.
"The Goblin Overlord, the Cambion, or the Demon Lord?" Cow Girl asked and everyone stared at her. "What?"
"O.k...make that four guesses." Ranger said...before a troop of goblin archers appeared and riddled Warrior, H.E. Druid, D.R. Wizard, her brother...and even Ranger, Fighter, and Cow Girl with several arrows piercing their armor and wounding them. Luckily, no one died, but their legs, arms, and parts of their torsos were completely shot.
"What the-?!" Rhea Fighter exclaimed as she eyeballed her teammates' wounds with Lizard Priest summoning Dragontooth Warriors and a Dragonbone Charger to counterattack while Priestess used Heal on the entire team. The summons only bought time for the healing to be completed, but they were quickly disposed of by the goblins' arrows.
"They're using enchanted bows!" Wizard exclaimed as GS charged at them...and their arrows bounced off his armor.
"How is..?!" H.E. Druid trailed off.
"Turns out his armor is called an Abyssal Hide...and it's basically a giant middle finger to...several rules of nature." Warrior said as the arrows piercing his torso made talking more painful, even with Priestess healing him and everyone else.
"Thanks sis..." Fighter breathed out before struggling to get up as GS continued to mow down the archers desperately trying to take him down, but their shots do nothing but aggravate GS even more...which they learn the hard way when he chucks a stun bomb at them, which leaves them wide open for GS to shred a group of them on either side of him with his shotguns, then harpoon further up the cliffs and run through the entire line of archers by chopping them apart, bashing their heads in with his shield's edge, or just kicking them off the edge to get impaled on the stalagmites below.
"That should do it." Priestess said as she finished healing the group as they slowly recovered and looked at each other.
"That hurt..." Cow Girl groaned, then they saw another horde of goblins approach...then Ranger pounded the ground with his fist hard enough to shake it.
"Alright...all stops pulled...!" He growled before morphing his medium armor, mask, and a pair of greatswords before he charged into a horde of goblins, all of whom were armed with plate armor, metal shields and weapons of all types. Once he got close enough, Ranger swat a group of them away with a greatsword, which smashed them to a paste despite their equipment. The team then watched Ranger whirl his massive blades around as he weaved through the crowd with the same prowess he used when his swords weren't so huge. Every second, he swung the twin hunks of metal with enough force to splatter the goblins' bodies across the area, enough speed to prevent them from reacting, and enough precision to ensure each swing hit it's target without room for survival.
GS finished off the last goblin archer with a shotgun, before watching the massacre himself, and Ranger switched to his longswords when the goblins wisely gave him a wide berth...only to freak out when Ranger broke his swords into whips and lashed the superheated chains of glowing shards across the faces, guts, and legs of every panicked goblin in the area with their armor doing nothing to protect them as Ranger paid tribute to the fallen Storm Mage with the same skill he observed.
He swept his sword-whips from side to side, spun around like a tornado while moving toward the goblins only to finish with slower but more violent swings, with the last one tearing through a whole slew of them in one forceful swing. He then rapidly lashed at several more terrified goblins with rapid, precise lashes with sliced them open, impaled them through the chest, sometimes hitting goblins behind his targets, and even distracted the goblins with fake strikes over his head, only to throw real strikes at their legs which knocked them to the ground and horrified the others as they watched their helpless brothers scream and writhe in agony.
Ranger then wrapped things up by using his twin swords normally as the last goblins replaced their fear with rage and charged at him all at once...only to get
"Well...now we know what happens when you throw a hundred goblins in a cheese shredder." Rhea Fighter said.
"Like we didn't already." Wizard said dryly as GS came back.
"That should be the last of them." He said.
"For now you mean." Rhea Fighter said.
"At least we're alright now." Warrior said as Ranger approached.
"We are not alright now. We threw everything and the kitchen sink at upgrading our defenses. How did they make our efforts pointless?" He asked seriously.
"Maybe one of their arrows can give us an answer." Wizard's brother said as a squirrel familiar returned with an arrow with the team giving him funny looks. "I made this little guy while you guys were yammering. Have you not been paying attention?"
"Just analyze the damn thing." Ranger said dryly before Wizard's brother ran his hand over the arrow and recoiled.
"Just our luck; those arrows have spatial-cut enchantments on them." He said seriously.
"Great...no wonder they tore through our armor like it wasn't there." Wizard said.
"Sword Mage isn't going to be happy to know his sword's power is being used against us like this." Priestess said somberly...before H.E. Druid snapped her head to the side, and lo and behold, an army of goblins were charging at them, with hobs and a few champions backing them up.
"Oh give us a fucking break!" D.R. yelled and Wizard chuckled.
"You think that's funny?!" Her brother asked seriously.
"I've been waiting to try this out..." Wizard said...before making no less than five clones of herself, which surprises the team.
"What the..?!" Her brother exclaimed.
"Holy shit..." Warrior said casually while looking each one over.
"Mana Bolt!" The entire group yelled at once, then unleashed a barrage of green energy orbs that decimated the entire front of the goblin horde, and stunned the ones just behind them. The champions and surviving hobs then broke ranks and charged at the team, which was met with Wizard's clones charging them in kind.
"When did you learn that?" Cow Girl asked
"Precisely what I want to know." Wizard's brother snapped as Wizard re-absorbed her clones.
"About an hour before we came here actually...although, I'm going to need a mana potion- Actually, I'll be right back." Wizard said before pulling out a gateway scroll and vanishing.
"She better have something good planned..." Rhea Fighter said.
"She's done this to us before: she uses a gateway to return home, and comes back-" Warrior shuts up the moment his wife reappeared. "-with something good."
"Of course I do." Wizard said smugly before doing a potion, then handing the bag to her brother to snatches it from her. They then saw another horde coming from the rear, and Warrior and Fighter then gave each other a look, each took half a life potion, made a dozen clones each, and the 24-person strong team charged at the goblins with Warrior's clones charging up their hammers and throwing them into the crowd, blasting hundreds to bits, and stunning the rest long enough for Fighter's clones to rush in and tear them all to shreds, smash them to a paste, or literally pull their bodies apart despite their armor.
Ranger then morphed his guns and unloaded superheated bullets into the ones recovering from the barrage of Mana bolts...and the superheating actually allowed the bullets to burn through their armor and shields, or at least weakened them to be destroyed by another volley of bullets from D.R. and Cow Girl, as well as one bomb after another from Lizard Priest's sling.
"Wish I had more arrows..." H.E. Druid groaned.
"Got more arrows right here." Wizard's brother said before handing her more arrows, then H.E. Druid wasted no time unloading her arrows into the goblins still getting shot down by everyone else. Ranger then took a swing of holy water from his canteen as another horde of armored goblins poured down another passage.
"Immolation!" He yelled as he unleashed a torrent of fire down the passage big enough to engulf the entire horde and melt the rocks on the sides."More goblin barbecue anyone!?"
"It's official: holy water is no joke..." D.R. said.
"Less talking more shooting!" H.E. Druid exclaimed before loosing another volley of arrows into the goblins, then the two got busy shooting at them.
"Firestorm!" Wizard's brother yelled as a barrage of fireballs left his mace and blasted dozens of goblins to bits as his sister and Rhea Fighter watched his back while Fighter and Warrior's clones continued butchering and clobbering even the paladins and champions they went up against as they barreled down the largest passage.
GS kept his own passage secured as he grappled towards one of the champions, and blew it's brains out with his other shotgun once he got close enough, and the corpse fell on top of some goblins before GS out of it to engage them himself...and it was the archer massacre all over again.
Cow Girl then summoned a pair of ice elementals, drew power from them, and threw her supercharged axe at the goblins, causing an icy explosion that froze dozens of goblins solid, gave others a nasty case of frostbite, or just made them feel so cold that they were stunned and slowed down, sometimes tripping and falling. The elementals then flew around shooting ice spikes at the goblins that survived the explosion, only to be smashed by a champion, and froze the champion when their bodies blew up in their own icy explosions, leaving the champion looking over it's frozen club. It then turned to see Cow Girl charging at it sword in hand.
"You can use space as a weapon, so can I!" She yelled before GS blew it's kneecap out with his shotgun and Cow Girl sliced though it's armor as the champion was bisected with one swing, without effort as well. "Sheesh, no wonder that Evil Sect captain was so proud of this thing..."
"Focus!" GS yelled as he continued to butcher goblins left and right, with his Abyssal Hide making their attacks pointless...despite their weapons being enchanted, and his own sword smashing through their armor and shields to cut through the flesh underneath.
"Alright goblins, get ready for a taste of your own medicine." Cow Girl said sharpy as she recalled the time she was nearly stripped and violated by them when they tried to take Ranger's child. She then cleared the memory, opened her chakras, and true to her word...her sword acted as a taste of their own medicine as she sliced the goblins apart with the space enchantment on her sword bisecting each one, even when the sword itself only nicked them. The magic itself just kept going through them to finish the cut, and this happened even when she grazed multiple goblins at once.
The two continued their rampage until the champions were left. GS took one champion by slicing it's Achilles tendons, and Cow Girl finished it by stabbing it through the face and then dodged a sword swing from another before vertically bisecting it by slicing into it's groin. She even jumped up, and kicked one half into another before GS took advantage of the champion being staggered by grappling up to it, and then unloading both shotguns into it's head before throwing a freeze bomb into a fourth one's face, stunning it long enough for Cow Girl to run up it's front and bisect it's head.
Ranger, H.E. Druid, Lizard Priest, and D.R continued holding off the goblins coming down their own passage...and Ranger had to modify his guns to fire larger bullets with sharpened tips to pierce the goblin's armor...and he took a moment to marvel at his new weapons.
"I should have done this earlier..." He said before getting back to shooting until the goblins all laid dead. The whole team regrouped in the middle of the canyon and braced themselves for another attack...but nothing came.
"I think that's all of them." H.E. Druid said.
"I'm sorry I didn't give you any help." Priestess said.
"Don't worry about it. If we needed you, you would've stepped in." Cow Girl said.
"Right. Don't beat yourself up over it. Besides, we might need you later on." Wizard said.
"And don't get us started on that healing session you gave us..." Warrior said.
"Alright." Priestess said softly.
"Well, could we please get back to Water Town? No, I'm not tired, I just don't want to wait for something worse." Rhea Fighter said.
"What could be worse than thousands of well-equipped goblins coming down on us all at once?" Wizard's brother asked.
"Another attack that brings more power to bare-" Lizard Priest stopped talking when a dart punctured his neck, and he removed it before passing out.
"A poison dart-" H.E. Druid shut up before getting knocked to the ground unconscious by an invisible force, then Warrior, D.R., Wizard, and even GS, Priestess, and Cow Girl were all floored before Rhea Fighter opened her chakras and threw a jumping uppercut at the space in front of her...and she connected with the jaw of a black-armored specialist that became visible and was barely staggered by the punch he took.
"What could be worse...you had to open your mouth!" Rhea Fighter exclaimed.
"An elite specialist!" Ranger exclaimed before morphing his light armor and twin longswords.
"Paralyze!" Wizard's brother yelled before a small green bolt was fired by his staff...only for the specialist to casually swat it back to him and he fell down with Rhea Fighter catching him and eyeballing the lone assassin before them.
"Alright...leave it to the little girl." She said before drawing her sword, and engaging the specialist who dodged all of her attacks, no matter how outside-the-box they were, and was eventually kicked into GS who was just about to get up. Fighter and Ranger both engaged the specialist before he morphed a pair of curved scythe-like blades on his forearms and even their combined, tag-team assault didn't do much except push the specialist into a corner...which was short-lived as the specialist shoved them both back, and Fighter cartwheeled over several stabs to the guts, and sweeps to her feet before she was kicked away hard enough to have her reeling in pain.
Ranger then pressed the attack as Fighter recovered, and eventually he landed a stab into the specialist's gut...only for the wound to seal the moment Ranger's blade was removed.
"You're shitting me..." He whispered before the specialist continued their rapid frenzy of clashing blades. Eventually, Priestess got up in time to see the specialist blade-locked with Ranger, the former of whom kneed Ranger in the gut hard enough to stagger him, then spin-kicked him in the face hard enough to make him drop his blades. Ranger then stood up and engaged the specialist by throwing rapid and forceful jabs which was mostly dodged, but the few that did connect left the specialist open to a flurry of punches and a few spin-kicks from the 11th Platinum Rank.
Eventually...the specialist caught one of Ranger's punches, and punched him in the elbow hard enough to break his arm, making him scream in pain before the specialist picked him up and slammed him into the ground. He then grabbed Ranger by the throat and submerged his head in a puddle of water as Ranger struggled to use his good arm to push the specialist off of him to avoid being drowned in the muddy water...but it was no use; that specialist wasn't letting up.
"Get off of him!" Priestess yelled before the specialist turned his head to see her just before she jammed her sword into his chest through his underarm with the force of her charge staggering the specialist long enough for Fighter to engage him and buy enough time for Priestess to pull Ranger out of the water and check his pulse and breath. She then pressed on his diaphragm over and over while checking the fight every now and then.
"Is he..." Rhea Fighter asked in awe, as Priestess continued working on her leader's motionless body.
"Ranger?! Ranger! Ranger, please wake up!" She exclaimed, and eventually, Ranger started twitching and violently started coughing up water and groaning.
"Dammit! Oh, Supreme above..." Ranger groaned before taking a minute to catch his breath before looking to see his wife holding her ground against the specialist that just worked him over.
"Your arm..." Priestess trailed off.
"My armor can heal me remember- o.k. it's not idiot-proof, but my bones are fine." Ranger said as he tried standing up, and Priestess stopped him.
"You need to catch your breath. She's can handle him." She said as Fighter continued throwing hands and feet with the specialist...with her chakras opened. Ranger and Priestess continued to marvel as her movements; she even grabbed the specialist's neck and twisted it while in mid-air, and upside-down...but as luck would have it, the specialist wasn't dead for long, and threw both feet into her gut like a horse would, sending her stumbling across the ground.
"To hell with my lungs, she needs help!" Ranger groaned as he stood up and morphed his claws before charging at the specialist.
"Empower!" Priestess yelled and Fighter and Ranger were both given a boost that allowed them to overwhelm the specialist from both sides. The rest of the team woke up one by one to see Fighter and Ranger both engage the specialist who was barely able to hold them off, let alone press the attack. Ranger and Fighter each took turns kicking their foe hard enough to break his bones, slash him with their blades deep enough to rupture organs, and Fighter eventually ended the struggle by grabbing the specialist's head, flipping over him and ripping his throat open as she landed, only for Ranger to finish the job by jamming his sword into the specialist's brain through the wound.
"I would advise that we take his body back to Water Town for study. It is unlikely these specialists are as formidable as they are because of enchantments alone." Lizard Priest said.
"That' not a bad idea." Wizard said.
"With our luck...they most likely have some sort of curse put on them." Rhea Fighter said before Ranger sat down on a rock to catch his breath with Fighter at his side holding his hand while the rest of the team eyeballed the thousands of dead goblins they took out.
"Those little green bastards are definitely going after us if they're bringing this kind of power to the table." Wizard's brother said.
"Well if anything good is coming out of it, it's that they're saving us the trouble of hunting them down." Warrior said.
"At the cost of us getting pummeled with one surprise after another." Rhea Fighter said seriously.
"Eh, we've got plenty of surprises of our own." Warrior said.
"With plenty more on the way. Remember the idea of setting up the same thing that our good Goblin Slayer did to that ogre a year ago I mentioned? Well, it's almost done. Next time we go goblin slaying...I am so going to abuse that idea." Wizard said smugly and the team stared at her.
"Don't abuse it too much now; we might need that later on." Ranger said seriously.
"We've been fine so far haven't we?" D.R. asked.
"Only because of intelligent use of our skills, magic, miracles, weapons...and a portion of luck." Wizard said.
"She's right. We can't get too ahead of ourselves." GS said.
"I concur as well. Fortune has smiled on us in this battle, but for how much longer?" Lizard Priest said.
"If we have a say in the matter...long enough. Wizard, I want the rest of us to get our own life-boosting jewelry." Ranger said.
"O.k. seriously, this we-get-stuff-after-we-need-it habit needs to break." Warrior said.
"At least improving our magic defenses shouldn't be an issue; I still have plenty of the power we took earlier." Wizard said.
"Do that too. But...in the morning of course." Ranger said before opening a portal to Water Town, and after Cow Girl encased the specialist's corpse in ice for preservation, and Ranger absorbed every weapon, ,shield, and suit of armor in sight...the whole team went straight to bed.
Ranger and Fighter however spent some time with their baby first though, after making sure she was alright, the two took their clothes off, and washed each other with a towel and water bucket without saying a word, or even touching each other; somehow, Ranger didn't even get an erection despite him and Fighter rubbing and pressing into each other.
Eventually, the two met each other's gaze, and Fighter pressed her breasts into his chest as the two embraced. She then slowly dragged him to the floor and wrapped her legs around his waist one by one as they continued holding each other, feelings each other's breath and heartbeat, as well as the warmth, smoothness, and moisture of each other's skin, and inhaling each other's scents. Occasionally, Fighter shifted against her husband's bulk as he loosened and tightened his hold on the powerful yet delicate woman in his arms. Fighter's hand eventually traveled towards Ranger's face and turned his head along with her as she claimed his mouth with her own.
The moment their lips connected, their heartrates spiked, as did their breaths; brutalizing countless goblins stirred a hungry within them for each other' touch, which came to a head with a single kiss. Fighter then pulled back, shared a glazed look with her husband while they both went back and forth seeing the hungry in other's eyes, and the inviting size, shape, and smoothness of each other's lips. They then kissed again, and deepened the experience as much as they could, and somehow kept their tongues in their own mouths; they were gripped by lust, but not tightly.
Ranger then helped her up, walked her to bed, opened the blankets, and even picked her up and laid her down as she graced him with an amused smile as he joined her and closed the blankets while she snuggled into him.
"Another day, another million goblins torn apart." Fighter said.
"All thanks to the Goblin Slayer, and company." Ranger said and Fighter sighed.
"And one specialist put down..." She said.
"Oh...that..." Ranger trailed off.
"That's yet another time you nearly died because of those damn specialists." Fighter said.
"Here's hoping Wizard finds out why they're so powerful...and some way to counter them." Ranger said.
"Well...until then, let's just have this moment to ourselves." Fighter said while sharing a smile with the man she married before she snuggled into him and sighed dreamily.
"I remember when I couldn't sleep when the Sword Maiden sent me to the north." Ranger said.
"Sleeping wasn't easy for me either. Without your gigantic muscles and even more gigantic heart to warm this bed with me..." Fighter trailed off.
"Truth-be-told...now that I think about it, I probably have more to thank you for than I thought. You not only warm this bed with me...but you also probably keep me from being haunted by the horrors the goblins put on display." Ranger said and Fighter sat up and looked down at him.
"Dear Supreme...you mean PTSD don't you?" She asked seriously.
"Yes. It's no secret to anyone worth their salt that goblin-slaying isn't for the faint of heart...especially with the women we save..." Ranger said.
"All the more reason for us to have married." Fighter said softly before snuggling into her husband's chest as he played with her hair.
"And I married the perfect woman...the perfect woman with the perfect ass." Ranger said and Fighter giggled.
"Right, you only want me for my ass." She teased.
"And everything that goes with it." Ranger said.
"Does that mean you want to make love now?" Fighter asked.
"Maybe later..." Ranger said before Fighter snuggled into him again.
"I love you..." She said softly.
"I love you too." Ranger whispered before they kissed each other good night.
Meanwhile, Guild Girl was at home making herself presentable for her and Inspector's wedding with Summoner. She wore the same blouse and skirt she wore on her and Summoner's first date, some make-up and perfume, and even put coconut oil on her skin before changing. Just as she looked herself over in the mirror...she heard a voice she didn't hear in too long behind her.
"You always were a beauty; I dare say this much preparation isn't necessary." Sword Maiden said and Guild Girl's eyes widen when she saw the nephilim's reflection.
"Sword Maiden...? What are you doing here?" Guild Girl asked.
"How could I miss my new sister's wedding?" Sword Maiden said.
"Technically we're about to become sisters, but point taken." Guild Girl said.
"One would hope so. The guild does not employ simpletons, and it's not just your beauty that draws people in; just look at Ranger and his ilk, or even Goblin Slayer." Sword Maiden said.
"Now they do their own quests, and get their own rewards..." Guild Girl trailed off.
"They sure have come a long way...but I digress. I came to see you because...well, I've spoken to Summoner, and his elder sister earlier, and she wishes to welcome you to the family...as do I. " Sword Maiden said.
"I can only imagine her reaction to seeing the Sword Maiden's ghost in front of her..." Guild Girl said.
"She had the same reaction Summoner's other bride had when we first met." Sword Maiden said.
"Wow...and she was bouncing off the walls with excitement." Guild Girl said.
"It was quite flattering at the time, and still is to an extent. How are you feeling?" Sword Maiden asked.
"It's hard to believe the one and only Sword Maiden is about to become my sister-in-law...even in death." Guild Girl said as she turned to face the former archbishop.
"Neither death or suffering can hold those with a true purpose." Sword Maiden said as she approached Guild Girl and the two women embraced. "When we do become sisters, I will love you as a sister should."
"Sword Maiden." Guild Girl whispered before her eyes watered and Sword Maiden looked her in her face before drying her tears and got a smile from Guild Girl.
"Go...go marry my brother-in-law, and join our family." Sword Maiden said before vanishing. Guild Girl then went home, and lo and behold...Inspector was there in the same purple dress she got on her birthday, and they walked hand-in-hand into their bedroom to see Summoner sitting on the floor on the other side of a circle made of different kinds of flowers in a robe with the Love Goddess' symbol on the chest...he also had his pitch-black hair grown down to his shoulder-blades, like his late older brother. There was also a bottle of wine and a glass on the table. Once he saw them, he smiled back at them, stood up and reached out to them.
""I see you followed the instructions to the letter..." Summoner said as the two women joined him in the circle.
"The outfits we value the most? Check." Inspector said.
"Circle of flowers that symbolize our love being focused on the place in the world we all feel safest? Check." Guild Girl said.
"All that's left is the wedding itself." Summoner said.
"It's still a shame this has to be so private." Guild Girl said.
"This is for us, and us alone to share." Summoner said seriously.
"Well, show us how it's done..." Inspector said.
"Each of you...tell me why you love me." Summoner said while looking at Guild Girl.
"Summoner...I've probably met hundreds of adventurers inside and outside my career, and almost none were as compassionate as you are. That moment you gave that farm girl a home when she lost everything, your reasons for hunting demons, and your ability and desire to protect those around you...they all really touched my heart, and still do. We've known each other for about a year now and...even though things haven't picked up before that moment, I wish they had." Guild Girl said.
"As do I, because that compassion you see in me, is the same I see in you. Not one person worth their salt has ever said a single word against you...and it should be a surprise to absolutely no one. I've already praised you for getting those adventurers to help Ranger, Goblin Slayer, and their respective teams at the farm, and there's likely a great deal more I don't know about, and I look forward to hearing about those cases in the future. And...as tasteless as it may be, I have to admire how much you endured when so many aspiring adventurers lost their lives, sanity, or even their dignity, if not all three at once. I'm sure Ranger, Goblin Slayer and company wouldn't have gone as far as they did without you there to point them in the right direction, or simply be there for them...like you were for me when that fear demon assaulted my. Although...if anything good came out of that...it's that it cemented our love even further." Summoner said before hugging Guild Girl, then turning to Inspector.
"Summoner...I have no idea what to say that Guild Girl hasn't, but from where I'm standing, if you weren't so keen on following the path of the Love Goddess...you would make an excellent agent of the Supreme God. That compassion drives you to give those around you the justice they're denied, or owed. It's said those who suffered the most are the kindest, and you've definitely showed what that means, and how far it goes." Inspector said.
"I've been blessed myself for my efforts, and that suffering you mentioned. I got to see my mother, whom I never thought I'd see again, I have two of the most beautiful women I've ever met as my brides, my big brother watches over me from beyond the grave, now my big sister has returned...and the Sword Maiden is my sister-in-law. If I could tell the broken little boy I used to be one thing...it would be that justice always wins, even if it takes decades to do so. Now...do the two of you wish me to be your husband, as I wish you to be my wives?" Summoner asked before taking Inspector and Guild Girl's hands and put them together.
"Yes." Inspector said.
"Yes." Guild Girl said, then Summoner poured a glass of wine, gave it to his brides who held it with one hand each, as he did the same and closed his eyes.
"Love Goddess, Matron of Parents, Lady of Affection, Queen of Desire, a trio of souls stand before you to be united in body and soul. As your servant and son I ask...does this please you?" Next thing they knew, the flowers around them bloomed brighter, and pollen came out of them, and swirled around the circle as their fragrance filled the air. Summoner then smiled, took a sip of the wine and Guild Girl took her own before he pulled her into a deep, passionate kiss as Inspector watched them wrap their arms around each other and kiss like they were apart for months. Summoner then turned to Inspector and gave her the exact same treatment before he pulled them both into a group hug.
"So that's it?" Guild Girl asked.
"Yes...we're married now." Summoner said softly as the fragrance and pollen died down.
"Is there...consummation involved?" Inspector asked.
"If we want. Why?" Summoner asked.
"Because...we spoke a bit before this wedding, and...well..." Inspector trailed off before looking at Guild Girl who held her lower gut.
"We agreed I should carry your children first." She said.
"I even took some potion before the wedding." Inspector said and Summoner looked at them funny.
"Well...I suppose it's fitting that you planned things out like I did to prepare for our future together, but I would've liked to have been included in this." He said seriously.
"Sorry." Guild Girl said.
"But if anything, it sets things up quite nicely." Inspector said, and Summoner huffed in amusement before both of his new wives took their clothes off as he did the same, eventually leaving all three in only their underwear. The two ladies then took turns kissing Summoner while caressing him from head to waist as he unclipped their bras and felt their lovely breasts press into his chiseled torso. When they each had their fill, they exchanged looks, smiles, and simple caresses; even Guild Girl and Inspector touched each other's hair and faces in a manner which one would expect from blood sisters.
The two ladies got back to kissing their new husband, with Inspector getting her turn first, and Guild Girl letting go of him so Inspector could fully embrace their loving demon hunter. When Guild Girl finally got her turn to kiss him, Inspector went around his back to remove his underpants, and then kissed his neck. Guild Girl moaned into their kiss as Summoner removed her underpants and groped her buttocks as Inspector continued kissing on his neck and caressing his sides and abdomen.
Guild Girl then broke the kiss, and pushed Summoner onto the bed as Inspector removed her own underpants, and the two crawled into bed with him. When they reached him, they continued going back and forth kissing and massaging him while he returned the favor. He wound up with their breasts in his face, which inspired him to stuff as much of their plump flesh into his mouth, and they each gasped and threw their heads back as he went back and forth between chewing on their breasts and licking their nipples until focusing his efforts entirely on Inspector.
Guild Girl watched from the side as Summoner got on top of his sexy priestess and sucked on her neck while she flexed her entire body against his, ran her hands through his newly-grown hair, and rubbed her silky legs against his. She then pushed him up, flipped over, and got on all fours as Summoner got behind her, gripped her waist and plunged into her womanhood. Inspector gasped at the contact right away as Summoner slipped into her over and over with enough speed and force to make the bed shake, and make wonderful slapping sounds as he slammed into her soft buttocks.
While she continued moaning her lungs out, Summoner glanced at Guild Girl who was watching her husband mate with her closest friend with anticipation until Inspector finally reached her orgasm, and continued groaning and spasming as Summoner kept slamming into her butt to make the pleasure sink in for her, and to achieve an orgasm of his own. He then removed himself from Inspector's writhing body and got on top of Guild Girl who had a welcoming smile on her face as she wrapped her arms around his neck as they kissed without an ounce of force, and occasionally shifted their lips. Summoner then pulled back and caressed her face while she ran her hands through his hair.
"That formula Wizard came up with really works wonders." Guild Girl said softly.
"The same kind of hair my brother had. How does it work for me?" Summoner asked.
"You look even more handsome than before..." Guild Girl said before pulling him into another kiss before the mood changed; he gently rolled them over and caressed her back and hair, taking his time going over how creamy her skin was, and how sweet her hair smelled. "I used coconut oil and perfume before I came here."
"I can tell." Summoner whispered before kissing her cheek and holding her close. "You always were a dream..."
"Summoner?" Guild Girl asked.
"I just recalled the time that fear demon got me...I dare not go too far into details, for every reason imaginable." Summoner said before Guild Girl tightened the embrace and shared a concerned look with Inspector.
"Forget about that. You're with both of your wives now, and we love you." Guild Girl said as Inspector touched Summoner's face.
"And I love you both...and I will love the children you bless me with just as much." Summoner said before Guild Girl continued kissing him and slowly rolled over again without breaking their kiss. She then spread her legs, allowing her new husband to gently push into her womanhood and she laid there focusing on his newly-erected organ stretching her opening as he slowly moved in and out of her. While she was laying there holding onto Summoner as he mated with her, he himself watched Guild Girl's face brighten with a smile, and her breasts rise and fall with her ocean-deep breaths. Inspector then watched Summoner pick up the pace as Guild Girl arched her back, and moaned with more enthusiasm while Summoner thrusted into her until she finally had her orgasm, and then Summoner had his own.
"You know it may take multiple tries to have a kid?" Inspector asked.
"We'll do this as many times as it takes. I want my own child, and we're more than ready for it." Guild Girl said seriously.
"You really think so?" Summoner asked and Guild Girl looked right at him.
"Yes. Look at us. We're married, we have a great home, all three of us have promising careers, especially in your case being a demon hunter, and now servant of the church. Everything is looking up." She said.
"I suppose so, and with my sister here, the two of us can make an entire legion of elementals to protect this place until the Cambion and Demon Lord are dealt with, and the Goblin Overlord of course." Summoner said.
"So we have two generals now." Inspector said thoughtfully.
"Actually, you have one general and one empress." Summoner said and both women looked at him funny.
"What?" Inspector asked.
"I mastered the art of summoning only recently; she's been a master for no less than five years." Summoner said seriously.
"Wow..." Guild Girl breathed out.
"Wow indeed." Inspector said before Summoner reached for her to come closer, and when she did, she gave him a brief but sweet kiss before both women snuggled into him. "I couldn't help but notice how tender you were with the aspiring mother here."
"How could I not be? And don't worry, I'll be as tender, or as rough as you want when you want a child of your own." Summoner said.
"Good to know. Can't keep your sexy priestess out of the loop now can you?" Inspector teased while shifting her body against his, especially her legs and breasts.
"Really? When did this become a game?" Guild Girl asked.
"Oh zip it..." Inspector said, and Guild Girl giggled, then sighed.
"Summoner...I want to make more love." She said softly.
"O.k.." Summoner said before removing himself from her womanhood, and moving down to lick her nipples, earning him pleasured gasps from the blissful woman beneath him. Guild Girl then ran her hands through his hair to silently show how grateful she was to him for being so tender with her. He then released her breast, and moved up to kiss her. He then stuck his tongue through her lips to lash tongues with her, and they took their sweet time doing so.
Eventually, she flipped them over, and continued lashing tongues with Summoner while his hands rubbed both sides of her soft butt. They then stopped lashing tongues, and simply snuggled into each other, with Summoner no longer groping her butt, and instead caressing her back and braided hair. Guild Girl then sat up, and lowered herself onto his manhood as he gripped her plump waist and gazed at the woman slowly riding him as her face brightened still.
Her breasts eventually started bouncing as she moved up and down on his lap, and Inspector watched Guild Girl move up and down on Summoner's lap, while moaning and panting in euphoria. Guild Girl then threw her head back as she reached her orgasm, but kept going until Summoner had his own. She then collapsed on top of him, and they laid there catching their breath as Summoner stroked her hair, and felt her breath onto his neck.
"Had enough yet?" Inspector teased and Guild Girl let out an adorable giggle.
"Considering that her heart is racing, I would assume so." Summoner said.
"You're the reason my heart is racing so much...and I do thank you for it." Guild Girl said.
"Your pleasure is also mine. Inspector? Be a dear and fetch that wine. This is a time to celebrate more things than one." Summoner said before watching Inspector get up to get the wine...and she noticed him staring at her buttocks as she went. The two ladies each shared sips of the wine, as well as kisses with their new husband, who eventually started gracing their breasts with the sweet pressure his hands could provide. Inspector then positioned her nipples near Summoner's mouth and he graced them with the mind-numbing pleasure his tongue could provide. Guild Girl followed in Inspector's footsteps as Summoner sat up and clamped his lips onto the four breasts around his head one by one as his two wives rewarded him with pleasured gasps and moans.
Inspector then got on Summoner's lap, and Guild Girl backed up to watch Inspector lower herself onto Summoner's manhood, and started bouncing up and down while holding onto Summoner's shoulders. He then gripped Inspector's soft, supple buttocks as the inside of her womanhood continued to pleasantly scrap against his organ, filling both of their minds with pleasure. Inspector then started bucking her hips when her lust got the better of her, and Summoner felt her butt rapidly flex and relax as she moaned even more. Summoner then laid down with Inspector following his lead, and didn't slow her pace at all, but threw laughter into the mix when Summoner started thrusting into her to increase their pleasure even more. Inspector then threw her head back as an orgasm washed over her...and kept moaning as Summoner kept relentlessly thrusting into her, eventually making her let out high-pitched gasps until he has his own orgasm.
Guild Girl then watched Inspector get off of Summoner and lay down gasping for air with an ear-to-ear smile on her angelic face, which Guild Girl completely sympathized with. She then locked eyes with Summoner, laid down on top of him, and then kissed him deeply. Summoner then held Guild Girl against him, reveling in how her soft breasts were pressing into his lean chest as their lips molded and shifted together. Guild Girl then giggled into their kiss as Summoner lightly spanked and fondled the creamy flesh of her buttocks. Inspector then recovered enough to see Summoner's hands playing with Guild Girl's butt, which made her giggle...and then she heard Guild Girl gasp as she moved up and Inspector saw Summoner sucking on each of Guild Girl's nipples one by one in addition to groping her butt.
"Should I get more wine?" Inspector asked before Summoner stopped licking Guild Girl's nipples.
"You might as well...although, I have a surprise for you both downstairs." He said.
"Oh?" Guild Girl asked.
"Just get off of me, and I'll show you both." Summoner said as Guild Girl got up, and Inspector took the wine as Summoner led them downstairs. Since it was everyone else's bedtime, and the place was practically on lock-down, they didn't bother getting dressed, good thing too, because Summoner showed them a newly-installed secret door in the corner of the living room...that led to an underground hot spring with metal torches lighting the room.
"Did you make this?" Guild Girl asked in awe.
"My elementals did, yes. Now, hop in." Summoner said as Guild Girl tested the water with her foot, and then got in while sighing deeply.
"This water is just heavenly..." She breathed out as she sat down with the water submerging her up to her collarbone. Inspector then followed suit, and sighed as well.
"Is there anything those elementals can't do?" She asked before Summoner got in...on the other side of the spring.
"Probably not." He said and both ladies gave him a sour look.
"Why not join us?" Guild Girl asked.
"If you want more loving, you'll have to swim for it." Summoner teased, and the ladies looked at each other, before sighing, and wadded through the water to join Summoner on the other side and snuggled into him as he wrapped an arm around each of them.
"But the wine...?" Inspector trailed off...and a Water Elemental came out of Limbo, merged with the water, and carried it over to the trio. Summoner then grabbed the bottle, put it on the edge of the pool, and smirked.
"Happy?" He asked.
"Very much so..." Inspector breathed out before looking at Guild Girl, and then holding up her breasts, with Guild Girl doing the same. Summoner then looked at their globes of plump flesh with enthusiasm and recalled how he last sucked on Guild Girl's nipples, and went for Inspector's instead. Guild Girl then watched Summoner's tongue dance around one of Inspector's nipples, and his hand groped Inspector's alternate breast, much to the priestess' face-flushing delight. He then went back and forth between her nipples, sucking each one, and his hands reached under them to squeeze them from underneath and adding to her already mind-boggling pleasure.
Summoner then finished with Inspector's nipples, and then went to Guild Girl's chest instead, groping her breasts from underneath as well while his tongue danced around her nipples themselves. Guild Girl gasped and deeply exhaled while holding Summoner's head in place as he worked on her delicious breasts. Summoner then spun her around, bent her over the rim, waited for her to get properly positioned, rubbed the tip of his manhood against her entrance, which made her tense up with both pleasure and anticipation. Summoner then slid into her and moved in and out as the water swished around them and Guild Girl immediately started moaning. Inspector then watched Summoner mate with her new sister from behind and slam into her buttocks with fleshy slapping mixing with the swishing sounds.
Guild Girl eventually climaxed in-sync with Summoner, and she sat on his lap as he sat down on the seat under the water, and enjoyed the afterglow with Summoner gently massaging her thighs, hips, and the sides of her butt, all of which were made softer than they already were thanks to the warm water. He then started sucking on her neck as she let out a pleasured giggle. Inspector then snuggled into Summoner's side and watched him suck on Guild Girl's neck, and then lick it like it was covered in honey, earning him a giggle from her. Guild Girl then gave Summoner a brief but sweet kiss before pulling back and they shared a bright smile as Summoner caressed her face.
They both looked at Inspector who was patiently waiting her turn with their husband, and Summoner glanced at the wine, before Inspector grabbed it...and then downed a gulp of it before smirking and giving it to Summoner, who downed a gulp of his own. They each deeply exhaled before Guild Girl got off of Summoner's lap, and watched him and Inspector have a kiss of their own. Inspector then moaned as Summoner caressed the outside of her legs...and he felt her trembling breath as he stroked her inner thighs. Her gasps then turned into moans as Summoner's fingers stroked her swollen womanhood, and felt her entire body tense up from her pleasure. Guild Girl simply watched with keen interest as Inspector sat there twitching and moaning in bliss while Summoner handled her to the point where she eventually had a weak, but rapid orgasm.
Guild Girl then put her hand on Summoner's shoulder to her his attention before she kissed him yet again, got on his lap while caressing his face while wrapping her legs around his waist, not caring about his still-erected manhood pressing into her lower belly. She then poked her tongue out and the two took their sweet time lashing tongues together while Summoner's hands traveled up Guild Girl's flat belly and continued playing with her breasts...and took his time feeling her soft skin, and plump flesh all the while. He then noticed a change in her mood to fit his actions; she went from hungry for pleasure, to simply enjoying the moment itself. Guild Girl then backed up and leaned against the rim of the spring, and Summoner gave her womanhood the same stroking that he gave to Inspector...and she gave the same reaction: pleasured gasps, moans, and convulses caused by the pleasure that eventually gave way to orgasm.
Next thing Summoner knew, Inspector was behind him rubbing her breasts against his back, with the contrast between his back's density and her breasts' softness taking it's place in both their minds without reservation. Summoner then turned around so Inspector could rub her breasts against his front...and he could see her angelic face as she returned his smile. He eventually stopped her by touching her chin, and the two simply looked at each other before Summoner pulled her into a kiss that deepened when he wrapped his arms around her. He then pulled away, and then looked at Guild Girl who was sipping some wine herself.
"Maybe we should get back before one or more of us gets too drunk..." Summoner said.
"Good idea. My head is starting to swim..." Guild Girl said.
"Pun intended?" Inspector asked.
"Hilarious..." Guild Girl deadpanned, before they all got out of the water, helped each other dry off with several towels that were on stand-by, and went upstairs. Once they got there, Inspector sat Summoner down on the edge of the bed, saw that his arousal was still as hard as before as she spread her legs and sat down on his lap, with his manhood slipping inside her entrance. Guild Girl then shook her head in amusement as she watched Inspector move up and down on Summoner's organ, and slammed her butt into his lap over and over, while moaning in euphoria.
Later, Summoner flipped the script by picking Inspector up and driving into her while standing up as she laughed at the surprise. Guild Girl then watched as Summoner mated with Inspector, who was holding onto him with her arms around his neck, and her legs around his waist as he held her up with his hands under her butt. Summoner continued shoving his thick, dense manhood into the priestess he was holding while he remained standing the whole time, and she moaned her lungs out until the two had an orgasm.
Summoner then placed Inspector on the bed, with her head on the pillow, and Summoner laid down himself as he looked at Guild Girl. She then got on top of him, and sighed the moment she felt her breasts touch his chest, and his arms wrapped around her.
"You really like this don't you?" Summoner teased and Guild Girl smiled and huffed in amusement.
"Why wouldn't I? I'm now married to a priest of the Love Goddess, along with my best friend...and I'm going to have a child with him." She said.
"Hopefully so." Summoner said and Guild Girl pushed herself up.
"Make love to me one more time." She said.
"Any ideas how?" Summoner asked.
"I was hoping my new husband would have an idea." Guild Girl said while sharing looks with Inspector.
"Sit up." Summoner said.
"O...k..." Guild Girl said before did what she was told.
"Now turn around, and lower yourself onto me." Summoner said, and Guild Girl recoiled.
"What?" She asked.
"Inspector rode me earlier, and neither of you did that yet, so why not? Besides...there's more that can be done in that position." Summoner said.
"Like what?" Guild Girl asked.
"We can change to...other positions pretty easily." Summoner said.
"Alright..." Guild Girl said as she turned around and sheathed Summoner's manhood into herself, and moved up and down as Summoner's eyes were glued to Guild Girl's butt...and so were his hands. Guild Girl started gasping in bliss in no time, and her husbands hands groping her supple flesh helped alot. Inspector couldn't keep her eyes off of the display of passion from the two...especially when Summoner gently pushed Guild Girl forward. She then turned around to see Summoner sitting up, and she held herself steady on her hands and knees.
"I told you we could transition easily..." Summoner said sensually.
"Well, you could let me know how..." Guild Girl trailed off...before gasping as Summoner penetrated her womanhood again and rapidly thrusted into her.
"Surprises can be...pleasant..." Summoner groaned as he continued mating with the future mother of his oldest children from behind. All of a sudden, Guild Girl recalled the time Summoner took her behind the desk in Limbo and blushed heavily. She wasn't embarrassed, but the comparison in the raw feelings conveyed in that situation were identical to the ones felt here: raw, animalistic passion, mixed with a genuine desire to be there for the person one loves, and be with them...the whole reason this wedding was underway. Eventually, the last ounce of logical thought left Guild Girl's mind as sexual rapture flooded her entire being and Summoner followed suit.
Inspector then took the reigns and guided Summoner back down to the bed, and helped Guild Girl position herself at Summoner's side by holding onto her pleasure-addled sister and slowly lowered her onto the bed. All the while, Inspector had nothing but sympathy for them; she felt partially responsible for them being together, and was honored to be involved herself. When she saw her best friend's face-splitting smile, and heard the blissful gasps coming out of her throat, her sympathy solidified even more than Summoner's manhood did. The trio then laid together until they went to sleep in each other's arms without another word; they could talk in the morning.
Cow Girl woke up in their fortress home, looked up to see GS that was still asleep, and shifted against him while sighing dreamily.
"Good morning." GS said which made Cow Girl flinch.
"You were awake the whole time?" She asked.
"No, I just woke up." GS said simply and Cow Girl huffed in amusement.
"Yeah right." She said.
"I meant it. Your breathing woke me." GS said.
"I see..." Cow Girl said before GS tightened his hold around her.
"Your breathing felt good...really good." He said, and Cow Girl smiled and snuggled into his chest.
"I love you..." Cow Girl said softly.
"I love you too." GS said before Cow Girl kissied his neck and snuggled into him some more while sighing dreamily.
"I hope Ranger's alright." She said.
"He'll be fine." GS said.
"Yeah...I guess so. He's as tough as you afterall." Cow Girl said.
"He's been like this since I first met him. I honestly don't think I would've killed as many goblins as I have without them." GS said and Cow Girl deflated.
"Do you...have you thought about what happens after we kill the Goblin Overlord? I mean, the goblins themselves are nearly extinct; you won't have to be the Goblin Slayer anymore." Cow Girl said.
"I will always be the Goblin Slayer. Even when the last one dies...it will be because of me that they were wiped out." GS said.
"And we're no where close to done are we...?" She asked.
"Not at all, but the sun has yet to come up entirely, we can go after them later." GS said and Cow Girl casually traced his scars.
"Have you ever thought of getting these treated like Sword Maiden did?" She asked.
"Would you like me to?" GS asked.
"Yes...I know you got them from doing what you have to, but...it's not easy knowing you're always reminded about how much pain you went through." Cow Girl said.
"I see..." GS said.
"If you're really against it, I won't pester you, but...I just love you so much." Cow Girl said.
"I love you too." GS said and Cow Girl sighed.
"Goblin Slayer...I want sex..." She said softly.
"O.k..." GS said before Cow Girl laid down flat and spread her legs as GS downed a swig of the sterility potion. He then got between her legs and slowly pushed into her moist, warm, and swollen womanhood as she gasped at the feeling of GS' thick, dense manhood stretching her entrance inch by inch. She then laid completely still and focused on the feeling of GS moving in and out of the most personal place on her body and gasped at the pleasure he brought her.
"Goblin Slayer...take it slow; I want to savor this..." Cow Girl breathed out as GS picked up speed, then slowed down as she wished. She then wrapped her calves around the back of his knees as GS continued mating with her.
"Better?" GS asked.
"Yes, although...don't be afraid to go harder." Cow Girl breathed out, and GS granted her wish by pounding her womanhood even harder, but with the same speed as before, making her groan and tense up as he went. GS then groaned as he felt her already-narrow womanhood get even more narrow to the point where she was practically crushing the organ that was being thrusted into her body. The entire time, Cow Girl's tempting, parted lips released euphoric moans and gasps, and her muscles coiled and strained in response to the pleasure enveloping her mind thanks to GS putting his thick, solid manhood to use.
In the end of their session of slow but intense mating, Cow Girl reached her orgasm and GS followed soon after before collapsing onto her massive breasts and powerful muscles that have indeed grown in size, and somehow kept the thick, creamy skin that always coated them. All the while, her tree-trunk thick legs remained wrapped around his waist and his softened manhood remained inside her entrance. The two lovers laid like that catching their breath and bathing in the afterglow, especially Cow Girl whose face showed no signs of anything except bliss.
"I think that's quite enough. We should probably get cleaned up and join the others." GS said.
"Right..." Cow Girl breathed out as she reluctantly got off his waist, feeling his manhood exit her body, and they spent the next few minutes washing each other off with a bucket and towel.
"Are you alright? You're awfully quiet." GS asked.
"Goblin Slayer? Do you really like how my body turned out since I became an adventurer?" Cow Girl asked.
"Very much so." GS said and Cow Girl smirked.
"Is making love to me better than killing goblins?" She asked.
"Very much so." GS said and Cow Girl giggled and showed off her body by turning and rubbing herself in...various places.
"I would hope so. I put alot of work into this body." She said.
"It shows." GS said, and Cow Girl gave him a series of deep, passionate kisses.
"Grab my bottom..." She said sensually.
"Alright." GS said, and he wasted no time putting both hands on her massive buttocks and moved both cheeks around as Cow Girl tensed up and rubbed her heavy breasts against him while sighing and chuckling as GS had another erection.
"How does it feel?" Cow Girl asked.
"Great..." GS breathed out and Cow Girl rubbed the tip of his arousal.
"All that work was well-spent wasn't it?" She teased.
"Very much so." GS said as Cow Girl continued fondling him.
"What was it like, having this inside me?" She asked.
"Warm...warm, wet, and...peaceful." GS said.
"Peaceful...that's a good word for it." Cow Girl said as she let his manhood go and embraced him as GS let go of her butt and the two stood there simply hugging.
"You always were stronger than you look." GS said, and Cow Girl giggled before shifting against him.
"I love you." She breathed out.
"I love you too." GS said as Cow Girl shifted against him again.
"Let's wrap this up." She said.
"Yeah." GS said before they finished washing up, dried off, got their armor on, and took the gateway back to Ranger and Fighter's manor to join the team.
"She's a really nice baby." Female Summoner said as she looked at the sleeping baby in Fighter's arms.
"Thanks." Fighter said.
"She kind of looks like my own daughter when she was first born." Female Summoner said.
"How was your husband while you were pregnant?" Fighter asked.
"Quite diligent actually. He's always been a hard worker, but he was practically my hand servant while I was carrying his children." Female Summoner said.
"You should've seen Ranger. When I was pregnant with her, he would not leave me alone; I had to practically beg him to leave the house and give me my space." Fighter said.
"That's unusual behavior from a servant of the War God." Female Summoner said.
"He wasn't a always a servant of the War God remember?" Fighter asked.
"Right. Must be quite a position to be in, to be the mother of the infamous Ranger's daughter." Female Summoner said.
"Infamous?" Fighter asked.
"I meant that ironically. Everywhere I go it's either Ranger this, or his team that, and don't get me started on Goblin Slayer himself..." Female Summoner said as Cow Girl and GS exited the gateway.
"Let me guess: people were actually calling for us? Or, him I should say." Cow Girl said.
"Welcome back." Fighter said.
"Good to be back." Gs said as Cow Girl approached and looked at the baby, who woke up just in time to see Cow Girl smiling down at her.
"Hey sweetheart." Cow Girl said softly before putting her finger near the baby so she could play with it.
"Ah yes, the old baby-grabs-the-finger play. Never gets old does it?" Female Summoner said.
"Not ever." Fighter said.
"I actually wanted my third child for that reason alone, as ludicrous as that may sound." Female Summoner said.
"How many kids do you have?" Cow Girl asked.
"Just the three...well, it would've been four but...I had a miscarriage once." Female Summoner said.
"Oh...I'm sorry to hear that." Fighter said.
"Do you plan on having more kids than her? Because if so, I pray to every god worthy of notice that it never happens to you." Female Summoner said.
"Actually we do, so thanks for the sentiment." Fighter said.
"I hate to cut this short, but we have more goblins that need killing." Cow Girl said.
"Ranger and company are at the Temple of Law planning your next move." Female Summoner said.
"Thanks for the heads-up." Cow Girl said as Fighter gave Female Summoner her daughter and left with the two Goblin Slayers to get to the Temple of Law to meet the rest of the team.
"Let's go kick some more goblin ass." Fighter said as she cracked her knuckles.
Next thing they knew, scores of goblins poured down a particularly narrow hallway in the middle of yet another fortress. The team then unloaded arrows, bolts, bullets, shells and fire spells at them until they were a formless mass of unrecognizable body parts. GS then led the team, which included Sword Mage for once, as they charged through the mess they made into a chamber with multiple doorways. Ranger then used Life Sight, pointed at the ones that led to more goblins, and they split up to clear each room...and they caught the goblins with their pants down; dozens of them were still sleeping, and the ones who woke up didn't even have time to flinch before losing their heads, getting their chests stomped in, or their faces punched off.
When they were done clearing the fortress, and taking whatever treasure they could find, Priestess opened a portal to another series of outposts, and Cow Girl took charge by summoning a group of fire elementals, absorbing some of their power for good measure, and charged into the fray by herself. The fire elementals flew overhead, drawing any goblin archer's shots, only to burn to death afterwards as Cow Girl sliced apart the supports for the towers and collapsed them on top of the rest of the outposts.
She then heard an alarm bell ring, and the team prepared for an ambush...only to see Cow Girl charge up a fireball in her hands, and blast a small wave of goblins to bits in one shot. While the survivors stood by in horror at the sight of their comrades being burned and having their bodies scattered all over their home, the rest of the elementals flew overhead and rained down streams and balls of fire. In the end, some goblin shamans managed to hit them with lightning...before the elementals flew down at them and blasted the shamans, and themselves to bits.
When they got to the last outpost...a paladin was waiting for them. Ranger then stepped forward, only for Cow Girl to put her sword in his way, and look back at him, he then got back in line as the two combatants prepared to fight. Cow Girl even morphed her mask and GS recalled his own fight with the goblin paladin when Noble Fencer was with him as Cow Girl took a similar stance to his own. The pair then charged at each other...and Cow Girl's training with the rest of the team showed: she clashed blades with it over and over with her shield blocking a fair number of attacks itself, if she didn't spin away from the paladin, jump over him, or even ducked under the paladin's swing to the head and her own blade bounced off his enchanted armor; apparently it was space against anti-space now.
In the end, Cow Girl had to open her chakras when the paladin charged up it's armor and it's speed and power increased dramatically, and she managed to hit a weak spot in the armor on it's arm, which severed it completely, and Cow Girl delivered the killing blow with a stab through the paladin's face. She then closed her chakras to save her energy...then the Wizard siblings sprung a spark trap that gave another wave of goblins a fatal shock as they approached the area.
"That makes 1,171..." GS said.
"And this is just the start..." Warrior said.
"No kidding." Rhea Fighter said dryly.
"Any more nests Your Grace?" Fighter asked.
"There's a few down the road, and...there's also a temple devoted to the Death God." Priestess said.
"The Death God? He's not going to be happy that goblins are infesting it..." Warrior said.
"It's not just in ruins; if Her Grace hadn't looked into it's original purpose with the miracle of Vision, we never would've known it's purpose." Sword Mage said.
"Ever since you were hitting them, more and more of them retreated into the heart of the Deadlands, but a few outcroppings remain, as well as an old temple devoted to the Death God." Sword Mage said.
"The temple was reduced to scattered pillars and stones; the goblins themselves took refuge in a small series of caves nearby." Priestess said.
"And those caves are likely full of goblins." Sword Mage said.
"They're about to be full of dead goblins." Ranger said sharply.
The team then went into a large cave, with the Wizard siblings putting magic traps by the entrance, and Priestess of course used Holy Light to illuminate the place as they marched. Ranger then used Life Sight, to see down an alternate path that led to a small cavern full of sleeping goblins, and he rushed down the path to see them...and he unleashed Pestilence on them. Ranger then heard gunfire and retreated back to the team as the sleeping goblins succumbed to the sickness one by one.
The traps at the entrance were sprung, and they formed a crude Protection barrier that held off the goblins coming from outside as Cow Girl unloaded shell after shell into them, tearing multiple goblins to shreds with each shot. The rest of the team pressed into the caves when Cow Girl finished up...and they found another cavern full of sleeping goblins that were easy pickings for Pestilence.
After a brief but fruitful mining run through the caves, and the Pestilence wore off of course, the team sent the iron, jewels, and even precious metals like silver to Water Town and left the caves...only to come face to face with no less than five goblin champions, all wearing armor, and two using ballistas. Ranger then got an idea: he opened a portal to the location just behind one of the champions' heads, morphed a greatsword, jumped through it and jammed the massive blade into the champions' head, collapsing it on top of the goblins below, and then flipped over the second champion and it ducked just in time to save itself from suffering the same fate.
The rest of the team attacked the rest of the goblins with GS charging into the fray and the rest of the team covering him with their respective ranged weapons and spells, which included summons from each respective team member. Cow Girl then unloaded her rifle into the goblins before pulling her new sword and butchering her way through the goblins like they weren't even there until she reached one of the champions whom she tricked into splattering dozens of goblins with a swing of it's club before she ran up it's front and the enchantment on her sword made vertically bisecting it as she ran up the beast a piece of cake before it complete split down the middle.
Priestess then shined Holy Light on the goblins as the rest of the team rearmed, and Sword Mage danced through the closest goblins with the same finesse he demonstrated during his actual dance at the wedding, and even Fighter had her eyes glued to how fluid his movements were...before Holy Light wore off and Sword Mage retreated to the group who continued to fire upon them. Ranger meanwhile had an array of greatswords he made attack and defend against the champion while he himself mentally controlled them as he recalled his training with the War God...and how much he neglected this part of his skillset. He even had smaller sword attack the goblins stupid or brave enough to attack him from behind. Eventually, the champion swats away the last of the greatswords, and closes in to kill Ranger...only for him to call every greatsword back and impale the champion from all sides, before he caught the champion's corpse and threw it across the battlefield and crushing dozens of goblins under it's weight.
"Is it me, or is using the big goblins to kill the little goblins becoming a theme?" Warrior asked.
"Hey, if it works, it works." Wizard's brother said.
"Less talking, more shooting!" H.E Druid yelled before continuing to fire at the goblins along with everyone else, and eventually concentrated their shoots on the last pair of champions GS was fighting...before Cow Girl grappled up to one champion and blew it's brains out with her shotgun and threw her ice axe into the other one's face as GS grappled up to it's head and unloaded both his shotguns into it's face. The two then glanced at each other before getting up and looking over the few goblin survivors and they ran away, only to get shot down by Ranger's rifle.
The team then regrouped before a goblin archer de-cloaked and put an arrow in Fighter's butt with the tip coming out of her hip as she screamed in pain and fell down. Priestess was on her in moments as the rest of the team, especially Ranger and GS braced for another ambush, which came from two different sides as the two of them engaged one side and the others hit the other side with everything they had, including Warrior and Wizard using clones to multiply their lightning strikes, firestorms, and of course, melee prowess as the rest of the team covered them.
GS engaged the armored goblins with their enchanted weapons bouncing off it's armor, if not breaking outright, and Ranger unsurprisingly went for the archer with the nerve to shot his wife and leave her powerless and launched a knife into each of it's knees, it's gut, and it's groin. Fighter then managed to look back and see her husband morph his light armor, and use no weapons as he grabbed some goblins and pulled them apart in various ways, stomped on their spines, punched their faces in, tore their heads off. Eventually, he morphed his medium armor and each inhumanly strong and fast strike with his hands, feet, knees, or elbows became hard enough to make the lucky goblins' bodies implode or even shatter.
Sword Mage meanwhile did his duty and either slaughtered any goblins that got too close to Priestess and Fighter, or at the very least discouraged them from attacking as the rest of the team regrouped in time to see Ranger continue literally tearing the goblins apart in a frenzy.
"Wow...so all this time, he only ever needed his fists." D.R. said dryly before Ranger grabbed the last goblin, lifted it over his head and ripped it in half before extending chains to absorb their armor and weapons. Ranger then did the unthinkable: as another volley of arrows approached...he rushed straight at them, morphed twin longswords and rapidly swatted down one arrow after another with the same inhuman speed as before. He then jumped up and spun like a tornado which made the wind itself lash around and scattered the arrows from a second volley as he stayed in mid-air...which amazed the whole team.
He then flew up even higher, morphed several rifles in mid-air, and unleashed a storm of bullets into the goblin archers in the distance. He then looked his weapons over, and got an idea: he combined them all into a single rifle, with multiple barrels. More goblins then showed up, only to let him test his new toy by unloading a storm of bullets at them four times faster than his guns. He then looked over his new quad cannon and smirked.
The team then regrouped with the now-healed Fighter, and Ranger de-morphed his quad cannon to check on her...only to see her get up on her previously-injured leg, and hug him.
"I thought the whole point of us upgrading our magic defenses was so we wouldn't have to deal with injuries caused by space weapons." H.E. Druid said.
"Apparently, I didn't make our defenses strong enough." Wizard said.
"To be fair, space magic is absolutely nothing to make fun of." Sword Mage said.
"I have half a mind to ask my sword to be given a space enchantment of it's own." Warrior said.
"Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves now. Although that is a damn good idea." Wizard said.
"On another note: using the miracle of Healing wasn't entirely necessary thanks to that pendant Fighter wears." Priestess said.
"I'm actually working on similar pendants for everyone who doesn't have them, but getting the right materials, and making the enchantment strong enough has been a huge pain in the ass." Wizard said.
"We can deal with that later. First, we look at that temple of the Death God." GS said.
"Alright. Let's go." Ranger said as he let go of Fighter, and they went to the ruins...and everyone held their noses.
"Looks like the goblins have been busy." Rhea Fighter said.
"There's goblin shit everywhere. Do these things have any respect for their homes?" D.R. asked.
"Well, we did ask the Death God to curse them." Warrior said.
"You remember that?" Fighter asked.
"I just now remembered that." Warrior said.
"Can you purify this place?" GS asked.
"I believe so." Priestess said, and Ranger gave her his canteen, then she took a swig and handed it back. With that, a wave of holy energy exploded out of Priestess' scepter, and swept through the temple and all the goblin dung was removed. The team then let go of their noses, and let out a sigh of relief.
"That's more like it..." Wizard said.
"Since we're here, and the ruins have been cleansed, shall we explore the temple itself?" Lizard Priest asked.
"Why not?" Ranger asked, and the team went inside...and found the only chamber they could enter half-way buried in rubble. "Nevermind..."
"Alright, back out again." GS said and they left.
"Shall I use Restoration?" Priestess asked.
"No, we're still in goblin territory. Maybe after we reclaim this place you could, but now? Forget it." Ranger said seriously.
"Oh...it's not exactly stealthy is it?" Priestess said.
"A massive light from the sky? Please..." Wizard's brother said.
"Should we return to Water Town? It has been an honor to see all of you in action, but I must return to my duties." Sword Mage said.
"You've got a point, and we can always come back." Ranger said.
"And we will." GS said before Priestess opened a portal to Water Town, and everyone went home.
When Ranger and Fighter got home, the former went to get their baby while the latter set up their room for the night.
"Hello." Ranger said softly.
"Hello." The baby said, and Ranger couldn't help but smile and put his finger near his daughter's face so she could play with it. He then used the same finger to caress her face, and then held her to his chest in an embrace.
"You may not know it my dear daughter, but you nourish me as much as all of us nourish you. Just the idea of you turning out as powerful as myself or your mother is enough to spur me forward. But even if you have no intention of following in our footsteps...you deserve every ounce of love you get by default, and I love you as much as I love your strong, beautiful mother." Ranger said softly before continuing to hold his child in silence while walking around casually. He then put his now-sleeping baby in her crib, and looked around at the room, and went back to see Fighter was under the blankets, laying down on her front completely naked. He then de-morphed his armor, removed his underwear, and sat down with her.
"How is she?" Fighter asked.
"We need to give her some more toys to play with; she's not going to be a baby forever." Ranger said.
"Right." Fighter said before Ranger removed the blankets and looked at the part of her butt where she was shot.
"You really do have the perfect ass; even an arrow through it doesn't make a difference." Ranger said.
"An ass made for grabbing, not getting shot." Fighter said and Ranger huffed.
"I never thought I'd see the day where touching your ass isn't appealing." He said.
"O.k...who are you and what have you done with my husband?" Fighter asked.
"Fighter...baby...you got shot. I don't want to irritate you." Ranger said seriously and Fighter smiled.
"Even though I'm completely healed you still don't want to risk hurting me..." She said before Ranger snuggled into her.
"I love having sex with you as much as ever, but it's never worth it if it hurts you, even if it's...a hell of a painkiller." He said.
"Try it." Fighter said and Ranger looked at her funny.
"You can't be serious." He said.
"If I ask you, then it's my own fault. Besides...only one cheek was hit." With that, Ranger rubbed her butt cheek where she was shot, and she didn't even wince in pain, but smile in pleasure as the man beneath her groped her fleshy buttocks with the same passion he always uses as she snuggled into him and moaned in bliss.
"Happy?" Ranger asked, and Fighter chuckled.
"You are such a man..." She breathed out.
"So I've been told." Ranger teased before spanking the cheek that wasn't shot which earned him a horny chuckle from his wife.
"When I fully heal...you are all mine." Fighter said.
"I cannot wait." Ranger said before they went to sleep.
Over the course of the next week, aside from keeping their word and getting some things for their daughter to play with, and giving some more decorations to the place, Ranger, Fighter, and the rest of the team did nothing but go after any goblins nest Priestess found with the miracle of Vision, and their creativity didn't fade either. Baiting the goblins into traps, ambushing them with a small horde of summons, charging in and tearing them apart, blasting them and their homes to pieces with magic, using Ranger's miracles to crush them with meteors, strike them down with illness, sucking them into an implosion and launching them across the battlefield, everything went.
Wizard also gave everyone their own body-enhancing pendant, including a diamond one for Ranger...they even joked that he was now the first Diamond Rank. Warrior also got the ability to shoot explosive bolts from his auto crossbow; they were going to have him use a rifle with a bomb launcher like Cow Girl's, but he insisted on keeping the crossbow to pay tribute to the old days when Ranger used a crossbow...which he himself used on occasion in conjunction with Warrior as a tribute of his own when they unloaded on a horde of goblins in an ambush. Lizard Priest even got involved with an enlarged version of the auto crossbow just as a test-run...and Lizard Priest tore apart a horde of goblins by himself as a consequence.
Cow Girl even had a moment to shine when she took on an armored champion with no one helping her, and she got rid of it by launching an ice bomb at it's face, which blinded just long enough for Cow Girl to jam her sword into an unarmored part of it's knee, then when the champion tried to stomp on her, she went for it's other leg and tripped it before running up to it's face...and the ice was removed just in time for the champion to stare down the barrel of her rifle as she pulled the trigger.
Eventually, they reached a fortress that Ranger crushed with a meteor, and the rest of the team set up a perimeter as Ranger and GS went into the ruins to take out the survivors, and a dozen armored hobs jumped them, only for GS to shoot some with his shotguns, and Ranger chopped them in half with a greatsword, a champion shows up, then Ranger morphed a slew of greatswords in mid-air that he launches at it which pierce it's armor in various places and leaves it open to a harpoon through the face as GS took out a group of goblins that snuck up on Ranger. The last act of the fight was when Ranger launched himself at the retreating goblins and smashes down on them with his superheated greatsword which blows up the ground from the inside.
True to their word from earlier, Priestess used Restoration to rebuild the temple of the Death God, and they explored it...only to find the place completely empty; the artifacts and others important features were removed a lone time ago, either by the people who originally lived there, or by someone brave or stupid enough to steal from followers of the Death God. It was most likely revenants, but...maybe some people didn't want to become revenants but still worship death, or at least the dead, no one knew.
When they took a day to get themselves together, Cow Girl took a promotion exam, and her feats against the goblins, especially her solo fights against the goblins' elite forces, and her aid in destroying the Hell Ripper, or at least setting things up raised her to Bronze Rank. She was then pardoned to go home and have her own celebration while the rest of the team took their own time off.
Next thing she knew, Cow girl and GS were in the bathhouse in their fortress, as naked as the day they were born while semi-hot water poured down on them from above. All the while Cow Girl mashed lips with GS while they caressed and massaged each other's bulk and she moaned into their kiss while GS' strong, calloused hands squeezed her large, dense, and supple buttocks. She eventually pressed her equally-massive breasts into his chest over and over with various amount of force while tensing and relaxing her butt while GS continued squeezing her abundant flesh like it was dough.
"Awful nice of the wizards to give us the waterfall feature first." Cow Girl breathed out as GS continued fondling her butt.
"Yeah..." GS said as Cow Girl leaned her head back, silently asking him to suck on it. GS did so without hesitation while holding her up by supporting the thigh she used to caress his waist with his other hand at her softened butt cheek. Her reaction was a blissful giggled which became more enticing as he licked and sucked on her swan-like neck.
"Goblin Slayer...oh Goblin Slayer...!" Cow Girl breathed out while GS continued his work on her body, much to her delight...then she gasped as GS slid a hand along her entrance. GS continued stroking her womanhood as her gasps and moaned spurred him onward as he groaned with the same euphoria she felt as she returned the favor by fondling his manhood until they each had their orgasm.
Back at her apartment, Wizard took her clothes off, opened the blankets and flopped down in them. She then got comfortable and wrapped one blanket around her form, and looked over a small box, and chuckled over it and put in back on the nightstand until eventually, Warrior came in to see her sighing with a smile on her face.
"Someone's in a good mood. Usually you only look like that after getting your brains fucked out." He said and Wizard giggled.
"I might as well have; I just recalled how you are in bed...in pretty serious detail." She said as Warrior approached.
"Nice to see I can leave an impact, but...what is that box for?" He asked and Wizard sat up, and didn't bother covering her ample breasts as she reached to grab the box and opened it to reveal an orange pill.
"You know what this is?" Wizard asked.
"I'm guessing some sort of medicine." Warrior said dryly.
"I actually worked on it in my spare time; it's supposed to help a certain monster killer I married stay hard after he's had his fun with me. I even tested it." Wizard said and Warrior stared at her the whole time.
"How?" He asked.
"I made a dummy and treated different kinds of medicine on it until I got the right result. Don't ask me how it went." Wizard said.
"O...k...so you want me to be your guinea pig?" Warrior asked.
"I want you...to put this to use. Let me taste the fruits of my labor of love." Wizard said before Warrior smirked and took the pill before yanking her into a session of passionate kissing and tongue-lashing. She then put his hand on her breast and he wasted no time kneading her flesh like the dough it felt like, and she rewarded his efforts with pleasured moans. He then de-morphed his underarmor, and she broke the kiss to look at his already-swollen manhood. She then looked at him and he took the pill and swallowed it.
"How long does it take to have an effect?" Warrior asked and Wizard slowly fondled his manhood.
"Well, you're solid as a rock as it is, but to answer you...about as long as it takes for alcohol to be absorbed." She said as Warrior sucked in one deep breath after another as his wife handled him.
"Do you...have a plan for how I should use this thing...?" Warrior asked and Wizard stopped.
"How about you use it on me...or should I say them?" She asked before making three clones, all as naked as she was.
"You sly fox..." Warrior breathed out as the clones approached him.
"Fighter shared a thing or two with me, although...she didn't give me any details about what she and the boss did, nor did I dare to ask." Wizard said.
"I can think of some things." Warrior said as he stood up.
"So can they. Ladies? Show him what I mean." Wizard said and got up to lean against the wall as all three clones bent over on the bed.
"Well come on, fuck us." A clone said as they all shook their butts, and Warrior got behind one of them, slipped into her womanhood and rapidly yet gently moved in and out of her as the clone immediately starting moaning and flexing in pleasure. Warrior then glanced back at the real Wizard as she watched her husband pound her clone from behind as her flesh rippled. Her euphoric gasps, combined with the musical slapping sounds his groin made when it struck her fleshy buttocks inspired him to mate with her with increasing speed and force until her blissful gasps turned into lustful groans as she spasmed and flexed with a series of minor orgasms..followed by a major one.
Warrior then pulled out, and Wizard's pill did it's job; his erection didn't go away. Warrior then took his place behind the second clone who spread her legs and bent over even further so he could mate with her as well until she had her own orgasm. His erection still held firm as he got behind the third clone and pounded her until she had her own orgasm as well. He then pulled out of her and all four of them collapsed on the bed completely spent from the bliss.
"Best...quickie...we've ever had..." Warrior breathed out as the clones pressed their lovely breasts into him as Wizard approached.
"And you're still hard as a rock." She said and Warrior smirked at her.
"I've had quite enough baby." He said.
"I haven't." Wizard said as she re-absorbed the clones one by one...and moaned in euphoria when their memories sunk in, and she eventually collapsed as her knees buckled when she absorbed the last clone. "So much...too many orgasms..."
"Welcome to my world baby." Warrior said and Wizard chuckled before looking at him.
"We still have to take that shower. But first...let's take a moment to get our shit together." She said.
"Right..." Warrior said before Wizard laid down on her husband as he ran his hands through her hair, over her back, and hips, and eventually her butt.
"I hope Fighter's o.k." Wizard said.
"She's with the boss; she'll be fine." Warrior said.
"Still..." Wizard said as Warrior continued to caress her hair.
"I ever tell you how much better you look with longer hair?" Warrior asked.
"Once or twice." Wizard said casually.
"Well, I meant it." Warrior said before Wizard sat up.
"Charmer." She said before kissing him deeply. "You know...I took some potion while you were fucking my clones' brains out."
"You don't say..." Warrior said.
"Hey, we haven't had sex this entire week; we have some catching up to do." Wizard said.
"We've been over this: we don't need to have sex every day." Warrior said.
"First off, of course we don't, but it's still a damn good idea, for multiple reasons. Secondly...I wasn't entirely serious. Lastly...going this long is debatably a good excuse to go crazy like this." Wizard said.
"Let me guess: you still want some more?" Warrior asked and Wizard scoffed.
"I took potion a while ago...so yes." She said before she sat up and gripped his still-slick manhood. She then lowered herself onto it as Warrior held her softened waist and Wizard started bucking her hips. Her breasts bounced and the mattress creaked as she gasped in bliss while bouncing and rubbing her buttocks against his lap. Warrior eventually thrusted up into her in-sync with her bounces as she continued groaning in euphoria, and threw her head back as they reached another orgasm. She then collapsed on top of Warrior who was breathing hard himself.
"Still want to take a shower...?" He asked.
"Yes." Wizard said as she kept smiling and gasping.
"Can you walk there?" Warrior asked.
"Maybe...but I'd like my monster-killer of a husband to carry me, like the lovely sorceress he sees me as." Wizard said and Warrior sat up, and carried her bridal-style to their new shower as she held onto him. He then sat her on the sink and turned on the waterfall, before going back to her, and gave her a brief but deep kiss and they got into the semi-hot water.
"Wow...you really worked your magic on this waterfall." Warrior said as Wizard smirked.
"You excepted less?" She asked smugly and Warrior spanked her, and watched her perfectly plump flesh jiggle before spotting the horny smirk on her face.
"Cocky fox." He said.
"I love you too." Wizard said before mashing her lips against his, and they spent the next ten minutes kissing, groping, massaging, soaping, and washing each other both with and without clones. One moment included Wizard getting pinned to the wall and finally having her luscious breasts played with as Warrior rubbed soap against them while listening to her moan while mashing lips and lashing tongues with him while the two clones watched. When he was done, he picked her up by the butt, and she gasped in pleasure as her husband started sucking on her nipples with vigor. The two then wrapped it up after Warrior put her down and let her recover; Wizard bent over and one of Warrior's two clones plunged into her and rapidly slammed into her butt yet again as she groaned in bliss.
To spice things up, the clones, and the original actually swapped places while in the middle of thrusting into her tight, swollen womanhood and eventually, the clones had squirted their seed into her womb, and Wizard's womanhood was slick with Warrior's abundant but useless seed as he mated with her as well. Afterwards, she was completely spent, and Warrior held his wife when they sat down in the water with his seed pouring out of her flooded womanhood. He then watched her gasp and pant as her mind was overpowered by the bliss he drowned her in. He then smiled with pride as Wizard smiled brightly and gazed at him as her mind finally cleared.
The two then got dried off, and walked back to their rooms as Warrior's erection finally died down, and Wizard got in bed again.
"I'll be right back." Warrior said.
"Come back soon o.k...?" Wizard groaned as Warrior looked at the unfocused yet blissful look on his wife's face and then smirked before leaving. When he got downstairs, he put the box holding the pill with the rest of his wife's stuff, before joining her in bed.
In the morning, Fighter woke up to see Ranger sitting next to her, and she couldn't help but smile at him.
"Good morning baby." Fighter said.
"Good morning baby." Ranger said before Fighter sat up, not bothering to cover her breasts as Ranger's eyes feasted on them.
"Seen enough?" Fighter teased.
"You know what I'm going to say to that." Ranger said simply.
"Right..." Fighter said before sniffing.
"I made some breakfast for the two of us." Ranger said as he pointed at the cabinet he set it on, which included fish, potatoes, and broccoli.
"Aren't you sweet..." Fighter said.
"Hey, this is hardly the first time I've done this." Ranger said, and Fighter smiled while remembering the times he cooked for her when she was pregnant. They then went from his eyes feasting on her breasts, to their mouths feasting on the food.
"Hey, eyes on what you're eating. Can't have you making a mess on the blankets." Fighter teased.
"No...we...can't..." Ranger said, and Fighter sucked in a breath at his tone of voice before they continued eating.
"You really have to warn a girl before talking to her like that." Fighter said seriously, and Ranger smirked before pausing to think.
"How's your ass?" He asked.
"You know I haven't had any pain since I was healed, but thanks for asking." Fighter said, and Ranger smirked before they each took their last bite, and Ranger removed the tray holding their dishes, and he removed his pants before laying down at her side, under the blankets.
"I believe I owe you a massage...should be easy once I learn that clone spell myself." Ranger said, and Fighter chuckled.
"Oh, I get my own orgy with clones of my muscle-bound husband...?" She asked.
"Maybe..." Ranger trailed off before Fighter pulled him into a hungry kiss and he got on top of her as they continued mashing their lips together. Eventually, he pulled away as Fighter caught her breath.
"I would like a massage...if you please." She breathed out.
"That can be arranged..." Ranger said as Fighter laid down on her front as Ranger sat up...and looked over her enchanting legs and buttocks before going for her legs. She moaned and chuckled in bliss as Ranger's hands dug into her flesh, and groped and squeezed her from every angle, and went back and forth between each of her powerful, yet thick-skinned legs, especially between her legs as she trembled in pleasure.
"Aren't you going to touch my butt? I know you like it more." Fighter said.
"Until the image of you getting an arrow through it goes away, I'm not going to even think about it, even though your butt still looks as inviting as ever." Ranger said.
"Good to know." Fighter teased before Ranger got back to work on her legs, and gave her calves and feet some attention as well.
"We...should try our new shower." Ranger said.
"That would probably be better..." Fighter said.
"Then let's waste no more time." Ranger said, and the two morphed on their underarmor to cover up until they reached the bathroom, and Ranger ran the water as Fighter leaned against the wall, and eventually turned him around and pulled him into another kiss. He then broke the kiss and pinned her to the wall, with both of them panting in anticipation. After a moment of staring at each other, he kissed her with passion instead of hunger, which reminded her of why she always wants his touch: despite how much fury he held deep down, there's no fury for anyone close to him, least of all her.
"You used to touch me like this all the time a year ago..." Fighter breathed out.
"I remember. You weren't as big as you are now, but dear Supreme you were just as beautiful." Ranger said softly.
"And you have gotten more handsome...something I didn't think was possible." Fighter said while caressing his face, and received another kiss from him.
"Do you remember...last time we were like this?" Ranger asked.
"I mentioned you fucking me against the wall..." Fighter breathed out.
"Would you still like that?" Ranger asked and Fighter smirked.
"Did you take any potion? Because I didn't." She said.
"As a matter of fact, I have." Ranger said.
"In that case..." Fighter trailed off as she put his hands on her chest...and Ranger tore her underarmor open, watched her breasts spill out of their confines, and stuffed as much of her plump flesh into his mouth as he could. She groaned in bliss as her man vigorously licked her nipples and continued ripping off pieces of her clothing. She held his head against her stimulated breasts the entire time, and moaned even more as his hands found her hips and buttocks and dug into her toned yet supple flesh. Ranger then released her breasts from his mouth and looked at Fighter's blissful face.
"I love you so much..." He breathed out, and then went back to sucking on Fighter's saliva-drenched breasts. He then groaned as Fighter fondled his manhood and felt it swell even more than it already has.
"Tell me...do you prefer my body dry or moist?" Fighter asked.
"Right now...dry." Ranger breathed out.
"Then keep going..." Fighter groaned before Ranger continued kissing her neck and getting her hands run across his rippling back and shoulders. She then wrapped one of her thick legs around him, and he held her up by the butt, pressed her against the wall, and slipped his manhood into her entrance as she gasped in pleasure while he slowly and gently thrusted into her. She then pushed him back, and he removed himself from her body as she turned around and bent over the sink before her dear husband reentered her body, and continued thrusting into her.
"You...like this position...don't you...?" Ranger asked.
"Just...want you to...know my...ass is...fine...oh yes...yes!" Fighter breathed out as Ranger continued pounding her buttocks. Fighter's groans and spasms continued as Ranger watched her enchanting buttocks ripple as he slammed into it until Fighter eventually reached her orgasm. Ranger's wasn't far behind, but until then, he thrusted into Fighter without relenting in order to make sure her rapture lasted as long as it could.
Ranger then removed himself from her body as she straightened out, and held onto her as they composed themselves despite their racing hearts. Fighter then mashed her lips onto Ranger's, then lashed tongues with them with less-than-subtle sucking sounds between them. Fighter then pulled back, and smirked at him as she put his hands on her butt for him, and he gave his favorite part of her body a through, yet loving squeeze. They then got in the waterfall, then got to work massaging, caressing, kissing, and of course soaping and washing each other, with no small amount of care given to each motion.
At one point, Fighter made a trio of clones, and Ranger soaped their breasts for them one by one, and gave them playful squeezes in exchange for his ears being filled with their pleasured gasps, chuckles, and moans. When he was done soaping their breasts, they all held their breasts up for him to play with, and he rubbed and groped them all, with one clone getting all the attention at one time. Before he could get too carried away, he stopped so they could all rub their lovely breasts against his bulk, from his chest and abdomen, to his back, to his legs. The clones also used their hands to massage the soap over his body even more, and squeeze any tension out of him. Ranger simply stood there sighing in contentment as the beauties surrounding him treated his arms, torso, legs and buttocks for all they were worth, before he got in the water fully and washed himself off.
The three clones then sat up, and rubbed their large, shapely butts against him while he rubbed their womanhoods with his fingers, and listened to their euphoric moans. The bliss Ranger's fingers brought them made their motions, and their moans pick up overtime until they all reached their own orgasms one by one. He then pressed the clone who had an orgasm first against the wall since she had the most time to recover, and then sucked on her neck while fondling and squeezing her breasts as she let off a chuckle. The original watched her husband fondle the clone's chest, and drag his tongue up and down her neck, and eventually, he gripped the clone's deeply-curved butt. Ranger even looked Fighter in the eye to make sure she was watching him play with her clone's flesh, which was just as enticing and bliss-inducing as Fighter's.
The other two clones recovered and then went up to Ranger from behind as he continued pressing their fellow clone into the clone while sucking on her neck. They both turned him away from the clone, and one got to work kissing him, while the other massaged him from behind with her hands, as well as her breasts. The clone being kissed broke away and began to suck on his neck while guiding his ravenous hands to the flesh of her buttocks which was waiting for him to fondle it. Ranger then stood there playing with one clone's butt, while the second one played with his own, and the last clone finally got enough space to get a chance to massage and lick his bulk.
The clone Ranger was groping then turned around, leaned against the wall, and spread her legs, and Ranger immediately got behind her before inserting his fully-swollen manhood into her inviting entrance. The other two clones couldn't stop staring at his long, broad manhood as it was shoved into their fellow clone, and scraped her walls as it was removed, all of which made the clone Ranger was mating with moan and gasp in bliss. She even moved against him in-sync with his thrusts to double the friction, and the clones even put one of their hands on each side of Ranger's butt as it flexed to feel the power he was using to drown the clone whose womanhood he was pounding in an ocean of pleasure. She then reached her well-earned orgasm and the other two clones held her up as she gasped for air.
When she was done, the clones laid her in the water, and tended to Ranger, who was still leaning against the wall. The two ladies then went down to Ranger's waist, began playing with his softened manhood...which was still sensitive from being used to stretch and scrap the tunnel of flesh between their fellow clone's legs seconds earlier. As a result, he groaned from the pleasure, and the clones playing with him worked on his legs themselves, feeling his smooth skin, and the huge, rippling muscles underneath. Eventually, Ranger's manhood began to swell, and one clone dragged her magical tongue up his abdomen, chest, neck, and then claimed his mouth.
Ranger then grabbed the clone's butt with enough force to cause a slapping sound, and fondled her flesh as she wrapped her legs around his waist while he sat on the bath's edge. They amorous pair continued their kiss with multiple breaks, and tongue lashes in between each contact, all while Ranger's hands remained fastened to his favorite part of his wife's body. The clone then broke the kiss, and gave Ranger an alluring smirk before she held his shoulders as she raised herself up and sheathed his manhood into her moist, narrow entrance. The clone then rubbed her buttocks against Ranger's thighs as she moved back and forth, with Ranger's hands gripping her supple hips, and his lips and tongue working on her breasts one by one.
The clone's pleasured gasps filled the air, and Ranger's groans sent pleasant vibrations through her moist, plump breasts as she bucked her hips faster and faster. Ranger then backed up and watched the clone's breasts bounce enticingly as she moved up and down on his lap. The clone continued flexing her powerful yet supple lower body until an orgasm consumed her mind, and Ranger shot a stream of his seed into her...despite how fruitless it was.
Fighter then pulled the clone off Ranger's lap, let the last clone sit there instead, and she rewarded Ranger's display of virility with a gentle caress on his face, as well as a heart-melting kiss. Ranger then held the clone as tightly as he could as his mind recovered from the rapturous whirlpool he just went through, and the clone's softness gave him an unneeded but still empowering reminder of why he treats Fighter, and her clones with so much passion. She then broke their deep, passionate kiss, caressed Ranger's face even more, ran her hands through his long, soaked hair, then held Ranger's head to her chest.
She then sat up and held up her breasts, Ranger then looked over the two perky nipples presented to him, and claimed one of them with his hungry mouth. The clone then ran her hands through Ranger's hair as he feasted on her breasts, with his hand squeezing their sides. She kept looking at Ranger as he sucked, chewed, and squeezed her breasts, and rewarding his lustful efforts with moans. Ranger then stopped tasting the milk pouring out of her breasts, watched himself fondle the twin lumps of plump flesh, and then continued lapping up her milk.
He then ran his hands over her large, powerful thighs, and the sides of her butt before gripping it, then made her squeal as he picked her up and pushed his manhood into her as he held her up. She then wrapped her legs around his waist, and her arms around his shoulders, while laughing and moaning. Fighter then watched Ranger's lower body flex as rapidly as with as much power as ever, with the clone in his massive arms moaning and bucking her hips to double the friction. Ranger himself started groaning as the clone's womanhood began to narrow even more, and then the clone spasmed with an orgasm, and Ranger did so as he struggled to hold onto the clone as he sat her down.
Ranger then sat there holding the exhausted clone and held her close as she caught her breath. When she did, she straightened herself out, then put Ranger's hands on her butt, and chuckled as Ranger played with her flesh. The other two clones turned their backs to him, and looked over their shoulders as Ranger looked over their butts, before squeezing both of them with each hand. Fighter herself watched her dear husband play with her clones' butts with an amused smirk; her husband's love of her buttocks never waned under any conditions, just like his love for her.
"Haven't you had enough of us?" A clone teased.
"How can I possibly get enough of these gorgeous asses...?" Ranger breathed out, and the three clones getting their butts played with continued chuckling and smirking, especially when Ranger patted their butts hard enough to make ripples in their strong, yet plump and abundant flesh. Fighter then went over and stopped Ranger, re-absorbed the clones, and Ranger had to hold her up as the pleasure made her body lock up. She then took a moment to get a hold of herself, before looking up at him, and couldn't help but smile at the loving man whose arms she was now in as she wrapped her arms around him in return.
"Feeling better?" Ranger asked as she snuggled into his chest.
"Oh yes...will you ever stop being good at making love?" Fighter breathed out.
"Not as long as I'm making love to you." Ranger said before pulling Fighter into the deepest and softest kiss they could have.
"Did you have to tease me by getting these greedy hands all over their asses like that?" Fighter asked seriously.
"Don't tell me you mind all of a sudden." Ranger said, and Fighter put his hand on her butt for him.
"Does that answer your question? Now...be a good husband and spank me." She said sensually and Ranger hit her butt just like he was told, as Fighter chuckled.
"Like that?" Ranger teased, and Fighter continued kissing her lustful yet affectionate husband as he kept fondling her butt, until she stopped him cold and broke the kiss.
"Alright...that should get me by for a while." Fighter breathed out.
"I still can't believe you let me see Miss Goblin Slayer's ass with the recaller..." Ranger teased.
"Hey, you saw Wizard's naked breasts once, and don't get me started on Witch, or especially Sword Maiden...and you still prefer my body. Right?" Fighter asked.
"What kind of question is that? I kept my hands off the vampire queen, and her body is on-par with all of theirs, plus...need I remind you about my encounter with the Sword Maiden after she healed my burns?" Ranger asked.
"You made your point...anyway, I do appreciate how much you value my body." Fighter said and Ranger touched her face.
"And I love the heart that beats inside it." He said softly, and Fighter smiled as he pressed his lips against hers. She then wrapped her arms around him, and two then spent the better part of a minute holding each other against their bodies, with their lips fused together without an ounce of force, or even any groping or caressing. In that particular moment, the rest of the world meant nothing...just like their first kiss.
"I can't remember the last time we kissed like that..." Fighter said with a sob-choked voice.
"Nor I...but that's probably why it was so sweet." Ranger said as Fighter actually started weeping before he held her close.
"I love you so much." She whispered.
"And I love you." Ranger said as he ran his hand through her freshly-washed hair and gazed at her smiling face before pressing his forehead into hers. Fighter then pulled Ranger to their knees and starts kissing his neck and pressing her breasts into his chest over and over while Ranger turned his head to give her a better angle of his neck. She then wrapped her legs around his waist and lowered herself onto his manhood, and held his shoulders as Ranger sat against the wall and squeezed Fighter's flopping breasts and watched the few strands of her soaked hair that weren't glued to her shoulders flail about as she rode him with her face lit up with a toothy smile.
Ranger eventually met her movements with his own thrusts with her butt rubbing against his thighs with each motion. Her throaty moans inspired him to continue his movements as she rode him harder and faster, with him thrusting in-sync with her the entire time as her womanhood practically crushed his organ with how tight it was. She then threw her head back, let out an elongated moan, and spasmed out as she finally climaxed before collapsing on Ranger's chest, while continuing to involuntarily flex with the aftershocks of her intense orgasm. The pair continued sitting in the water with his softening manhood still inside her as she caught her breath despite the steam filling the air, and the waterfall continued pouring down on them.
"I am so happy..." Fighter breathed out.
"Apparently. I can still feel you shaking." Ranger said and Fighter giggled.
"Who do we have to thank for that little wonder...?" She teased before tensing up and inhaling deeply.
"Did I ever tell you how sexy you are with you spasm like this?" Ranger asked.
"I'm always sexy in your eyes." Fighter said.
"True, but when I point it out..." Ranger trailed off.
"Then I'm truly shining right?" Fighter asked.
"That's not how I'd put it, but yes." Ranger said.
"You know I say it the way you wouldn't on purpose." Fighter said.
"Right...but still, you twitching out in pleasure like that? Ho boy..." Ranger said.
"You know you're still inside me right?" Fighter teased.
"Keep that up and you're going to get fucked twice in a row." Ranger said.
"You say that like it's a bad thing." Fighter said with a raised eyebrow.
"Good point, but...we should get out sooner or later." Ranger said.
"Right, but...could we sit like this a bit longer?" Fighter asked with her eyes brightened.
"I cannot say no to that face now can I?" Ranger said and Fighter snuggled into his chest while sighing dreamily.
"So I'm not just a big ass, I'm also a pretty face am I?" Fighter teased.
"And a pretty everything-else." Ranger said.
"Charmer..." Fighter deadpanned, and the two continued snuggling and smelling each other's freshly-washed bodies.
"I remember the first time we were like this; the first major part of your body I touched when we were like this was your chest...and seriously, you have really nice breasts." Ranger said.
"Thank you very much my dear." Fighter said.
"As for the rest of you? Well...I'm pretty sure I made my feelings pretty clear." Ranger said while caressing her thighs.
"Legs made for stomping." Fighter said sensually.
"And an ass made for grabbing, although...your legs are still good for grabbing." Ranger said.
"Your whole body is good for grabbing; if Warrior is a hob compared to a goblin, you're a champion...which is more distasteful than I thought it would be." Fighter said.
"That is probably one of the best metaphors for goblins there is." Ranger said.
"Still...you were quite handsome when we met, but nowadays? I don't think I'd be able to stop staring at you, even in the middle of a battle." Fighter said.
"Well...I was staring at you more than my fair share of times too, like when you helped Goblin Slayer burn down that fort a year ago...I couldn't stop staring at that ass of yours to save my life." Ranger said.
"I also recall how the elf queen gave us our space in that hot spring...in hindsight, it was pretty odd being so exposed like that. Then again, she probably forbade everyone else from entering until we were done." Fighter said thoughtfully.
"I wouldn't put it past her." Ranger said before Fighter kissed him.
"I'd like to have our own moment like that at some point, here, in the Temple of Law, you name it." She said while caressing his face.
"Anything for my love and life." Ranger said before Fighter tightened her hold on him.
"You haven't called me that in too long..." She whispered.
"I'm sorry." Ranger said.
"It's alright. If the Sword Maiden can handle...that, I can handle you waiting a while to use our phrase. This is like that minor weeping spell I had a while ago." Fighter said before sighing.
"Hey, emotions are fickle sometimes, just look at how I was at the pond the first time you hugged me." Ranger said.
"That was different; you were a complete wreck at the time, and for good reason." Fighter said.
"Right..." Ranger said, and with that, they got out, dried off, and after Ranger groped Fighter's butt one last time, they put their suits back on, checked on their baby, and left for the Temple of Law.
"Welcome back." Sword Mage said as they rest of the team joined him and Priestess.
"Any news on the goblins?" GS asked.
"Well, the good news is that the goblins near any populated areas are finished." Priestess said.
"But the bad news is that the goblins are focusing their efforts on the heart of the Deadlands, specially...the Goblin Overlord's citadel." Sword Mage said and Warrior scoffed.
"He has his own citadel? How bad could it possibly be?" He asked, and Sword Mage raised an eyebrow before using a recaller to show the citadel...and it heavily resembled the Hell Ripper, only it was an entire city wrapped up into a mountain-sized fortress.
"This bad." Sword Mage said seriously as Warrior stared at the structure as the rest of the team glared or deadpanned at him.
"Son of a bitch..." Warrior breathed out.
What's that saying about "being careful what you wish for"? Well, in this case it's more like "don't jinx it" but still. Anyway, scratch more goblins, and chalk up another Bronze Rank for the team. Also...Fighter had a point: using goblins to test weapons on is pretty disrespectful, even by goblin standards, but at least Summoner got two hot wives now, and is a priest of the Love Goddess officially. Who knows what he and his big sis will come up with to help the team, but I guess the rest of you will have to Rate, Review, and Share while you wait, and stay tuned of course.
