Fifty Shades of Grey Hair II

by American Chimpanzee

Like Grey Hair I, these stories are based on classic jokes like this bad driver joke by Will Rogers: "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."

7. Call Me Squeamish

Call me squeamish, but I hate hospitals.

There's something about the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to be free.

Holy crap! Am I mistaking one thing for another?

Well, same difference.

I remember, just after my beloved Christian and I were married, I had to have an operation.

Christian, always the practical one, asked the surgeon how long it would be after my surgery before we could have sex again.

"You know, Mr. Grey," the surgeon told him, "you're the first person to ever ask me that about a tonsillectomy."