chapter one prologue

A/N Hello everybody my name is Mr. cube and this is my first fanfic basically what if SAXTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN HAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *chokes and coughs* mmm...excuse my first time doing that...anyhow it's basically what if Saxton hale traveled along with a multiverse like from spending time in one universe then on to the next one and so on. It will mainly focus on Saxton himself and maybe once in a blue moon the mercs mostly because hale, He has been used mostly as a side character...and he is. But he is the main character for this. Anyway I hope you enjoy

I don't own anything not tf2 and not any crossover things I plan to do enjoy

NEW EDIT IN EFFECT as of (11/12/19)

October 31st, 1972

-Somewhere in the badlands-

-And in a ridiculously large office tower with a sign proudly showing MANN CO.-

In a huge office room there sits a man who wear short brown pants and a cowboy hat with crocodile teeth he looks almost laughable if not being EXTREMELY muscular able to strike fear into anybody, but currently looks bored because there next to him was a large ass pile of documents... I a huge pile like...uh almost to the roof type pile you only see in cartoons...by Jove, he was currently signing and filling in the seemingly endless pile of papers and… Christ to be fair it would drive some people mad even, but not he …why do you ask? Because HE'S SAXTON HALE

*Sigh* the manly Mann grunted out "why the bloody hell is there so many of these godforsaken papers" with a boring look he continued signing the papers

"Huh...who knew to be CEO would be so much work to do," he thought to himself

then he remembered something that today was Friday...sh*t... today he and his girlfriend mags were supposed to fight new Zealand gorillas at his brand new hunting range

"dammit" *inhales and exhale loudly* he then presses a button on the intercom "oi! Bidwell could you call my girlfriend and then transfer the call to me" he still had papers to sign.

"of course sir," Bidwell said over then the line in his office ring for the call

"thank you," Saxton said to his loyal butler

" It is my pleasure sir," Bidwell responded

Saxton then picks the phone "mags are you there?"

a voice of a woman came over on the phone "yes sax I am here, also when are you coming home it is almost time to fight the gorillas"

Saxton then proceed to pinch his nose and said *sigh* "about that Luv I don't think I make it in time to fight the gorillas, I have a lot of work here to finish still and it's gonna take a while"

a pause of silence on the phone "are you serious sax... I thought you promised to put us before work"

Saxton went to sigh again but stop himself, he was from the bush god dammit he needs to Mann up to his predicament

"I am sorry mags your right I promised you I put us before work, that why I am coming over there right now and we are going to beat *snarled* till they beg for mercy," Saxton said confidently

"Are you sure sax because it's fi-" mags was cut off

"well mags I am the worlds strongest Mann...so who is going to stop me" with that Saxton runs with the phone to the entrance of his office to supposedly open the door but turns and suddenly runs at the window phone still in hand

"SAXTON HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLEEEeeee" he crashes through the window and into a TITLE CARD saying Apply fist to space and time

before crashing into what seems to be the lobby, the phone still attached to the cord " I will see you later" Saxton spoke

"I will see you love" mags replied

"see you luv," Saxton said with a smile and he let's go of the phone and the phone goes back into what is left of the office

and he turns and in front of him seems to be a woman in a light purple dress looking surprised it was none other than miss Pauling

"um... " she nervously spoke

"oh hi miss Pauling how may I help you" Saxton replied while in a manly pose

"you...just put a hole...in the roof, "Pauling said in trying not to get someone like your boss angry kind of tone

Saxton looked up "huh...I guess I did" *pauses then shrugs* "oh well...nothing like a little dab of brand plaster can't fix"

"anyway I'll be off now" then he starts walking toward the entrance until Pauling calls

" But mister hale you still more work to do like signing the documents" Saxton stops dead in his track turned his head

"oh...um... I um...finished... them *nod to Pauling* yes, I finished them" Saxton replied lying through his teeth

"oh no that was the first batch you have three more like that to sign still" Pauling quickly responded

"Okay, bu-" Saxton was cut off

"they include checks for bribing officials and governments of all the world, signing off designs for hats, weapons, cosmetics, hiring a maintenance crew to fix the hole, Mann co-brand bodybags...a Mann co-brand shovel... a Mann co-brand disposable gun for hushing the maintenance crew" Pauling read through her notepad

"yes bu-" and that was the last thing Saxton would say for a while as Pauling kept listing things for him to do so he had no choice but to pull up a chair and sat to listen with a hand pinching the bridge of his nose and wait till she stopped

a/n well that was the beginning to a very long adventure

anyway this is my first fanfic and I plan to continue it so if you can point out mistakes you can help make it better