A/n CHAPTER THREE BOI's you know that means one more chapter until Saxton goes to the special region but chapter five is the start of the adventure... also I update the SUMMERY and plans to span this across more arcs also I have checked the stats when I released chapter two and...HOLY SH#T THERE IS A LOT MORE PEOPLE. so... people like this story and I plan to continue this as MUTI-CROSSOVER but first, let's do this arc. also pls, drop a pm or review if you can and I do not own tf2 or gate or anything.
chapter three: YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG MAGIC FOOL
we left off on Saxton hale explaining why he went to the fort
*FLASHBACK*
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(basically, a follow-up of chapter one)
miss Pauling is still listing things Saxton needs to do however she is now also sitting in a brand chair ... Saxton is asleep from boredom and is leaning forward in his chair ... and is starting to fall forward before shooting up straight and looking disoriented
*yawn* "What time is it," Saxton asked
Pauling ignored Saxton question and keep listing things like a computer so Saxton turns his head to the cloak and it about 11:45
"...IN THE NAME OF HIPPIES IM LATE" Saxton conceived finally
NO S**T HE WAS LATE, NOW MARGE WAS GOING TO BE VERY DISSAPOINTED AND NOW GIVE HIM HELL ABOUT IT FOR WEEKS.
Saxton whips his head back to Pauling
"miss Pauling?" Saxton trying and failing to get the attention of the new administrator as she rambled on
"Daily briefcase replacement, Australium shining," Pauling listed
"Miss Pauling" Saxton firmly said
Pauling was still not paying any attention and was still listing things as if she was in a trance till Saxton had enough of these shenanigans
"MISS PAULING!" Saxton shouted
and only then did miss Pauling snap out of whatever workaholic trance she was in then responded
"um...yes "
"I need to go, I am late for something important," Saxton said in a rushed pace standing up and heading towards the door
"but," the assistant/admin said jumping to feet
"the papers need to be sig-" Saxton interrupted her
"you know what miss Pauling, why don't you take a three-day vacation"
but before Saxton even finished, Pauling was gone so goddamn fast that her glasses, clipboard, an outline of her body made of dust from where she was standing, and an open door was all that indicated she left the room.
of course, what goes up must come down and the glasses with the clipboard hitting the ground a few seconds later...and, of course, she came back for the glasses.
"sorry I need these to see" she quickly and quietly stated
and then poof she was gone off to who knows where. leaving Saxton hale alone and in a state of disbelief
"it...it was that easy...are you...seriou...oh nevermind...i...iam just gonna go" Saxton just literally dismissing that whole snooze fest that could have been simply solved...ugh.
but...SAXTON HAS NO TIME TO LOSE YOU TIME LOVING HIPPIES!
so he ran, he ran like never before. I mean sure Saxton top speed was about 30 MPH, but he is under pressure of being late, in fact, he was already too late, so now he had to run as fast as he could think what to do to make it up to marge
right now he is in the deserted badlands and running towards the fort which is on the way to his home looking at moon praying if that there was and gods out there to prevent his wife wrath, until he though heard a muffled explosion, at first he didn't think anything of it at the time until he heard multiple of these explosions
he was still a little annoyed thanks to missing Pauling so he in the direction of said explosions to in front of him the fort however he looks a little closer to the logo of the fort which bore the RED insignia...ah it was no other than the red team's fort
"what the hell are the mercs doing to their fort-...tress...THAT I PAY FOR" Saxton mumbled/shouted to himself
Since it was along the way and he was too late to do anything to completely rectify his current predicament sax ultimately decided to drop in on the fort to yell at them for damaging his fort so he ran even faster than he could and got there within about thirty seconds of the barrage of muffled explosions, only to find the mercy in a pile and a man with a ram's skull complete with a black robe with raised hands and a large green ball of energy above him
"who the hell is this bloke?" Saxton question himself
Saxton then puts on his game face and tipped his hat before getting into his brave jump pose
" And who the hell does he think he is to damage my fort, a crime punishable by MY FISTS!"
He BRAVE JUMPS of the building and YETI PUNCHES the Mann square in the face while screaming out the question
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU"
Before said Mann went crashing into a wall
*end of flashback*
"so...yeah that pretty all that's happened" Saxton finished
The mercs who were standing there with confusion on their face before spy deicide to speak out
"But you didn't say anything, you just stood there mumbling to yourself, " the spy said
"oh...really... I thought...hmm... Weird...(looks at the clock tower)...oh well I got to go, I am pretty sure now you can take care of ugly over here and, oh the damages are coming out of your paycheck, `Bye"
Saxton was about to BRAVE JUMP away until our current antagonist had time to fully recover from Saxton's yeti punch
and called him out on it
"YOU DIRTY MORTAL, DO DARE TO PUT YOUR BIG MEATY MORTEL CLAWS OM ME, MERASMUS "merasmus shouted
Saxton was there standing still in his brave jump pose when he slowly turns his head and has a face of a very piss off person
"What did you say to me" Saxton snarled
"BIG MEATY MORTAL CLAWS" merasmus taunted
Saxton now fully turn towards the wizard replies
"well... if these hands are so meaty-"
Saxton now in a full sprint towards the wizard
"THEN WHY DON'T YOU SEE HOW THEY TASTE!" Saxton yelled while charging at full haste towards the wizard
"bring it on, weak mortal" merasmus motioning his to COME AT HIM BRO
"Oh it is on now" Saxton HOPS up over merasmus
"ON LIKE AUSTRALIAN KONG" accepting merasmus invitation to have a grand bloody fight
"and maybe this bloke lives then I can bring him home for me and my wife to fight," Saxton thought to himself with his LOGIC
"SAXTON HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEee" Saxton cried his warcry before SMASHing down to were mesmerus is standing
"SMASH" Saxton shouted as he crashed down into the floor, as the dust cleared Saxton looked around only for the sneaky wizard nowhere to be found
"what the hell," Saxton said in surprise
"MUUHAHAHAHAHA"
Saxton turned quickly only to see the wizard reappear in the air
"many mortals before you have attempted to kill me"
merasmus had his two-hands extended charging with green energy
"all of which failed" merasmus darkly explained
"except for us," the entire red team behind him said sarcastically
merasmus turned to stare daggers into the eyes of the merc's and got in the mercs faces
"SILENCE YOU FOOLS" mesmerus answered quickly before returning to hale leaving the mercs looking at each other shrugging and then getting comfortable for the fight that was going to go down
mesmerus now back where he was looked at hale with hands now pulsing with the strange green energy attacked first by throwing several bolts of green lighting toward hale, who as you heard is still mortal...so in the words of Forrest Gump RUN HALE RUN
"oh well that's just peachy you black robe hippy" Saxton without a verse of fear in his voice said as he ran to dodge the bolts
"moremacsforuspls" merasmus chanted another spell
as soon as the idiot in a dress cast, the spell two portals appear by him and two green lasers shot out toward Hale and followed him around leaving scorch marks on the ground
"well then let even the odds" Saxton smirked
Saxton being a strong muthaf**ka grabbed a wall and threw it at merasmus
"PROPERTY DAMAGE" yelled Saxton as it hit merasmus breaking on impact sending him toward the ground
"that ain't coming out of our paycheck," the engineer told him as we see him and all of the mercs betting money on who will prosper in this fight
Hale ignore them as merasmus got up and summoned the...
"BOMBINOMICON"
Thunder strikes the ground as soon as he uttered those cursed words
that seemingly came out of nowhere started to swirl down and cover merasmus and an eerie green light can be noticed in the center
"feast your human eyes upon the terrifying BOMINOMICON" mesmerus announced toward Saxton
but Saxton was nowhere to be found leaving the wizard aghast
"where is the mortal" yes the wizard was vivid
"I mean we are about to fight seriously, how rude for a mortal" yes foaming with RAGE until a voice behind him spoke up
"oh, right behind ya mate"
before the wizard could look backward he was hit by a barrage of punches to his back merasmus went flying but stop himself in mid-air as he was strong and he had experienced a yeti punch earlier and compared to this it was nothing
"zhat was my line " spy spoke a little bit sad that someone stole his line
now merasmus and Saxton were squaring off Saxton with his fists up and merasmus with his eyes glowing green and a fireball in one hand and the BOMINOMICON in the other
"alright mate since you have survived for so long I'll give you two options you skull wearing hippie"
Saxton put one hand up and stikes his pointer finger up
"you can surrender and come with me and my wife won't beat you to death but still beat you up"
Saxton then put up his middle finger for the other option
"or we can fight and I will beat you to death with my bare hands"
without warning, a fireball green energy came forward and engulfed Saxton
"HAHAHAHAHAHA merasmus does not surrender to mere mortals like you," the knock-off merlin said
[backround]
the RED team were a sitting in some chairs watching and in front of them was a suitcase with money from betting
"well boys" engineer said in a cheerful voice
"guess that's that it's time to put your money where your mouth is"
the engineer explained to the mercs who lost
"ah cripe, well never bet when your drunk I guess"
"oh no"
"ah crap"
"Dear God"
"and I thought I was zhe one with zhe education in fighting"
*cough cough*
then the mercs look over where the coughing came from and there he was Saxton hale was perfectly fine and covered in soot
"haha the Australian lives and so does my faith as an American"
[battle field]
merasmus looked shocked as his opponent didn't have a scratch on him but quickly got over it and shot another fireball only for Saxton to punch it back to merasmus since merasmus wasn't expecting that he got hit and crashed to the ground
"thank you for picking option 2, now prepare for AUSTRIAN JUSTICE"
( you know that music that was in the meet the amazing pyro fight scene you might want play that)
Saxton runs toward merasmus who is still dazed and uppercut him in the air and
"BRAVE JUMP"
in the air to punch merasmus again into a building were merasmus get himself up again to throw more bolts of lighting but even as they hit Saxton he does not care he is walking up to merasmus like it doesn't affect him and merasmus shock and fearful of this not so weak mortals flees down the hallway
"IMPOSSIBLE MERE MORTALS CANNOT TAKE MY BOLTS"
while he flees he looks back to see nobody is there, before jerking his head forward only and crashing into Saxton hale and falling on the floor then back up fearfully Saxton looks down the wizard
"I am not a weak mortal you hippie i am Australian," Saxton said in a low tone
merasmus looks up in fear into Saxton's eyes they are cold and expressionless he is not messing around anymore
" ha..ha even if you do kill me I will come back" merasmus chuckle dryly
Saxton said nothing but he picked up the wizard and revealed he had the BOMINOMICON and gave it to merasmus
"um...merasmus does not understand what is happening" marasmus confused
"I want a fair fight so you got 10 seconds to summon something from your hippie book before I kill you ( Saxton leans in and snarls) do you understand, now," said in a dark tone
"I take offense to that," the BOMINOMICON said
merasmus is now nodding his head in fear for his life witch is saying something... I mean even if you kill him he'll always come back.
"NOW GO," Saxton said before chucking the wizard out of the wall of the hallway back into the courtyard and skidded upon hitting the ground
[mercs pov in the chairs with scout now eat ing a bucket of chicken]
"that what you get for taking my eye you bastard" the Demoman laughed
"my faith and money is restored" soldier saluted
[merasmus pov]
"ugh... my skull" merasmus said fixing his skull hat
then heard a loud boom behind him of also Saxton jumping out of the hallway on to the ground with death in his eyes beginning to charge like a bull
"TEN" Saxton starting to countdown and merasmus starting to freak out
"AHH...UH...UH...OF COURSE THE BOMINOMICON" Merasmus logically thinking for the first time
"EIGHT," Saxton said
"AHH...UH...LET'S SEE BOLTS OF SARGE...NONONO I TRIED THAT" Erasmus fumbling to get a spell
"SIX," Saxton said in a deep tone
"UM...UM...DRAGON FIRE...NO!" merasmus still trying to find a spell
"FOUR"
" ugh...try this one master," the BOMINOMICON said while flipping through itself to a certain spell
"OF COURSE THE BLACKHOLE OF INSINEROUS" merasmus exclaimed
"TWO AND ONE...HERE I COME" Saxton now charging toward merasmus
"hehe... INSINEROOSSE MUST PÕLL"merasmus chanted and a small dark energy ball formed in his hand, Saxton was almost upon him so he threw it
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and missed as it flew towards Saxton it was easily dodged and as soon as that happens Saxton was grabbed merasmus
"well it is game over now, mate," Saxton said as he cocked his fist
"female parental figure" merasmus whimpered
however little did anyone what was happen behind them becomes they heard a loud electrical boom behind
"da hell was dat" scout spoke up
all of them turn to say noise excepted Saxton he looks while kept his fist trained merasmus face
apparently, merasmus spell hit one of the engineer's teleporters and merged with it and is increasing in size and has already started engulfing everything in its way
"RUNNNNNNN RUUNNNNN IT IS COMING FOR the US" heavy screamed out while all the other mercs grab onto anything sturdy and grounded while Saxton stood where he was
"NOOO, NOOOO NOOOOOOooooo-" screamed merasmus he was quickly sucked in the black hole
Saxton just stood there looking at the chaos unfolding, unsurprised
"OH big whup, the lot of you are scared of a region of space having a gravitational field so intense that no matter or radiation can escape"
Saxton hale calling it off the black hole as a trivial matter
"YES" all the mercs screamed
"AND ESPECIALLY WHEN SE TELEPORTER IS POWERED BY AUSTRALIUM" the medic shouted gripping on for dear life
"wait...what," Saxton said before starting to be pulled in
"no no no NO NOT AUSTRAlui-" that all Saxton could say before being pulled in the black hole and disappearing, then the black hole closed almost immediately after he went through everything that was pulled towards the black hole was stood still in the air before promptly falling
the mercs are on the floor looking where the portal once was in shock
"dis did not just happen," the scout said in shock
To be continued
a/n another chapter down only one to go anyway ill update the other chapters soon but for now that and pls read and review for errors, comments or criticism or anything doesn't matter to me
update: I am working on chapter four it will be longer
update: merasmus fell in the portal this time