Fifty Shades of Grey Hair II

by American Chimpanzee

Like Grey Hair I, these stories are based on classic jokes like this bad driver joke by Will Rogers: "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."

13. A Sad Fact of Life

As one gets older, one's mental faculties decline.

It's sad, but it's a fact of life.

Why, just the other day I was taking a Sunday drive in the city with my beloved husband Christian.

"Holy crap!" I told him. "You just drove through a red light!"

"What do you mean ME?" he yelped. "YOU'RE the one who's driving.