A/n so for this chapter I said screw my original idea and I decided to go a different way with one of the comments so merasmus instead of being on earth he's going with Saxton...SRY ABOUT THE LONG WAIT oh and I did start a youtube channel so I'm tired so what enjoy and a little bit of R and R never hurt anybody so please if you can leave a review. it helps with my motivation (cringy gay joke warning)

*meet the team intro*

(meanwhile in the black hole)

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" Saxton screeched until realizing nothing was happening to him and calmed himself yet it gave him a particular sense of unease as he couldn't see his own body

"What...oh...I am still alive...I think..." Saxton said aloud while he was making sure while just floating there in the endless dark devoid of heat and light or anything for that matter

"by God, it's freezing in here" Saxton blurted out, no answer, he sighs as he realized the predicament he was in

"Why did I let that hippie's words get under my skin,... I mean what was I thinking... I was already late and could have left the mercs to finish it but nooo I had to let my big ego get in the way of what was important now I am stuck alone in this damn dark void" Saxton said aloud to himself with his arms crossed

"uh... hello...is anybody their" replied a familiar voice

"you've got to be kidding me," Saxton said putting his hand to his face

"marasmus feels alone," marasmus said with dread "and his pants feel wet"

Saxton sighed "first of all no your not alone, second of all you've pissed yourself, oh and third of all I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING SKULL WEARING, BLACKED ROBED, NO CONTROL OF YOUR BLADDER HIPPIE

Saxton flung his fists aimlessly around in the dark " COME HERE YOU SORRY EXCUSE OF A WIZARD!" Saxton said with pure rage "WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'M GONNA SHOVE THAT SKULL HAT OF YOUR'S SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU'LL DIE FROM SEPTIC SHOCK"

"marasmus does not like anything being shoved up his buttocks"

"master?" the bombinomicon spoke up "you never gone on a date with a woman, so I usually assume your gay"

"WHAT!?" merasmus said in surprise " I am not gay nor do I have any interest in a relationship with mortals

"SHUT UP, SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!" Saxton snarled before putting his fist up "COME AND FACE-... FIGHT ME LIKE A MANN

"well that's very hypocritical of you" the bombinomicon retorted

"what do you mean!?" Saxton yelled in reply

"well sure I am a book but I can hear" the bombinomicon calmly "unlike my master over... somewhere, I can hear mortals complaints, and you said that anger got you into this mess

"YA SO WHAT IF IT DID" Saxton shouted

" well when you think about it aren't you making things worse by being angry at merasmus" bombinomicon

Saxton chuckled "oh yeah let me just forgive the person who stuck me in a blackhole Saxton replied sarcastically " LIKE HELL THAT GOING TO HAPPEN"

"merasmus doesn't see it happening let's say... ever"

the bombinomicon pondered this before saying " first of all we are here to and maybe you don't have to forgive him, maybe, just maybe, you can call a truce till we figure out how to get back"

" Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, their just one problem... how the hell do you suppose we get out of a black hole" Saxton retorted "if you could so kindly explain

the bombinomicon paused "I am not sure, but I am a magic book and my master is a wizard if he summoned a black that sucked us in here why can't it be vice versa"

Saxton paused and sighed to ponder this "I supposed your right" he muttered under his breath

if the bombinomicon could smile it be grinning "that's what I thought so as gentemann we have a truce"

...

merasmus hesitate"merasmus accepts said truce"

...

Saxton rolled his eyes "whatever...i wanna go home"

"Good now let's-" was the only thing that the bombinomicon before a gleam of light no larger than a pinprick yet a noticeable ray shine in Saxton's right eye

"ligh-what!?" Saxton said in a loud whisper while shielding his eyes, very curious about this strange light that he didn't notice before and it was getting bigger by the second

"that'ssss...not supposed to happen," the bombinomicon said before the light engulfed him

Meramus started to fly away "I MAY BE A POWERFUL WIZARD but how about nooo"

"Oh don't think you can of fly in off without me, COWARD" grabbing the coward's cloak in advance

"LET GO MORTEL I CAN'T FLY FAST IF YOU ARE HOLDING ON" marasmus started quickly

Saxton looked behind him the light was catching up with them "this day just keeps getting better and better" Saxton said sarcastically as the strange white light expanded and grew until Saxton and merasmus were finally engulfed in it

to be continued in part 2

A/n so ya just wanted to get chapter four out but I wanted to make it good so I spilt it into two part so I can finish the other part later pls read and review for comment, criticism, etc peace out and see you in the next