Fifty Shades of Grey Hair II

by American Chimpanzee

Like Grey Hair I, these stories are based on classic jokes like this bad driver joke by Will Rogers: "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."

15. Proper Stimulation

I remember when I was a young girl, barely a freshman in high school, my biology teacher asked me in front of the entire class, "All right, Miss Steele, what part of the body can grow to three times its normal size with the proper stimulation?"

Embarrassed, I giggled and blushed.

"I-I would prefer not to answer that," I stammered innocently.

He laughed at my naivete, and said, "Miss Steele, the correct answer is the pupil of the eye."

Holy crap, was I way off!

"I have three things to tell you," he told me. "One, you didn't do the assigned reading. Two, you have a very dirty mind. And three... boy, are you going to be disappointed on your wedding night."