Fifty Shades of Grey Hair II

by American Chimpanzee

Like Grey Hair I, these stories are based on classic jokes like this bad driver joke by Will Rogers: "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."

25. Beer Run

The phone rang in the middle of the night.

8 PM!

Can you believe it?

My beloved Christian answered the phone.

It was Elliott.

He was in a panic.

"Christian," I could hear him cry out over the telephone, "I sent Kate to the corner store for a six-pack of beer and she hasn't returned. That was TWO HOURS ago! What should I do?"

Leave it to Christian to keep his wits about him.

"If I were you," my husband advised his brother, "I'd go get my own beer."