Fifty Shades of Grey Hair II

by American Chimpanzee

Like Grey Hair I, these stories are based on classic jokes like this bad driver joke by Will Rogers: "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."

28. Her Mona Lisa Smile

While Christian and I were sitting in Dr. Bombay's waiting room—which is more like a TIRED-of-waiting room, let me tell you—I began speaking with a very nicely dressed lady who was sitting next to me. Christian, of course, was busy reading the comic page of the Wall Street Journal.

The lady's husband was there for his annual physical, and she decided to sit this one out.

"If you've seen one prostate exam," she explained, "you've seen them all."

As usual, when you get two women together, the talk eventually centers on their sex lives, and so it was with us.

"Even at my husband's advanced age," she bragged, "he can still do it TWO times!"

That caught even Christian's attention.

"Osh kosh b'gosh!" I sputtered, amazed.

"Yes," she continued with a Mona Lisa smile. "MY favorite time is in the Fall. His is in the Spring."