Fifty Shades of Grey Hair II

by American Chimpanzee

Like Grey Hair I, these stories are based on classic jokes like this bad driver joke by Will Rogers: "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."

29. Clever

Christian is nothing if not clever, let me tell you.

One day he came home with a brown paper bag tucked suspiciously under his arm.

"What have you got there, dear?" I asked him.

"Oh, nothing," he said, nonchalantly. "Just a box of rubbers, Ana. Magnums," he clarified.

I don't know what Tom Selleck had to do with anything, so I asked him, "Really, Christian? At OUR age?"

"Oh, not for THAT," he said with a chuckle. "I feed them to our shitzu. That way, when I walk the little beast and he does his business, it comes out already packaged in little rubber bags."