Chapter 1, Hello Author!

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon ;-;

Ahhh, yet what another peaceful day in the Hall of Origin. Oh, welcome to the mysterious world of Pokemon. The names Evxqe, at your service. You see, Pokemon are magical creatures who is inhabit the sky, land and water. Humans and Pokemon are at peace, work, living and playing together. Some have ambitions, to be the very best and to do that, they must train and bond with their Pokemons and battle it out until the end.

The Time Space continuum were at peace, land and water were equal with each other, and truth and ideals were as sync as ever. From this I mean the exact opposite. Time and space were colliding, causing destruction. Land and water fighting over territory and oh no there's no way I'm gonna explain what happened with truth and ideals.

Now where was I? Oh yes in the 'not so harmonic hall', a place where no mortal beings or normal Pokemon, unless summoned, was the home of the legends.

"Dialga!! Give me back my butter scotch strawberry pudding that I've been saving for some time right now!" shouted Palkia the purple, space pokemon. as his face was shaded with red anger. "I thought u might say that so that's why I ate it already. Oh wait, I knew the whole time. hehehe.." teased Dialga the time pokemon due to her being the God of Time. Palkia was the God of Space, which is basically no use against a time traveller.

Usually Giratina would be here to stop those two from destroying themselves, wonder where he is now. Cause chaos is out of control!

"Why you!? When I get you I will turn you into pudding by dipping you in a milky way!" shouted a very pissed dinosaur-like.

Speaking of very pissed Pokemons, there's a super pissed emerald snake ready to unleash dragon ascent on his two annoying counterparts, Groudon and Kyogre. Those two can never get along for some particular reason, but no one knows what it is. When I said 'land and water fighting over territory', yeah. These two dummies are them. The over grown red lizard, Groudon was the God of Land while the fat blue fish, king or should I say Queen of Water is Kyogre. "Hey! Who are you calling a fat fish!?" yelled Kyogre, who was telling at absolutely air particles. Usually counterparts are supposed to bond, well except for the Weather Trio, Tao Trio and the Creation Trio.

Sadly for Latias, the little red eon dragon, was in her bright, red-whitish decorated room with Mespirit, Suicune and Meloetta attempting in comforting her, (Yes, every legend has their own room) still quietly sobbing away after Latios's death 2 years ago, the blue eon dragon, a.k.a., Latias's big brother. "Cheer up Latias, Latios wouldn't want this to happen when he pass." comforted Mespirit. "Yeah she's right, you can't just stay like this." continued Suicune. "I know! Why don't you go visit him?" said Meloetta, as she nudges her shoulder onto hers. Latias's face blushed so furiously that it was a even darker shade of her red feathers. "Oo..k.k..." she stumbled. Latias was friendly to all the legends but doesn't have the same feeling with any of the legends apart from Latios and a certain dragon that she had love for a long time, now they are a thing after he offered to be Latias's counterpart which was suppose to be temporary but it turned into an actual thing! Soon, the group of girls left the room in search of Latias's so-called boyfriend.

Mew is, well getting intensely high on sugar rush from munching on her enormous stack pile of candy. From gummy drops to MMs. Poor little floating pink cat is gonna soon have diabetes. Thing is, she has been like this for the past 10 000 years, not even once had she ever have diabetes. She's a monster!!

The Tao Trio are in their shared room, doing well, business. When I mean by business I mean by them doing oral sex. (Don't search it up pls I'm begging you young people don't!) Zekrom the black electric dragon is doing it to the white hot dragon (pun unintentionally) Reshiram, as she moaned from the pleasure. Kyruem was just camping in his room, playing White 2 on his gba, trying to ignore the weird sounds coming from the dragons. This was a secret between three dragons as in public, Reshiram and Zekrom are always faking arguments, trying not to make others suspicion on their relationship, while Kyurem just watched and swoops in to stop them. It's basically a play.

The rest were with their counterparts, as usual, chatting.

In the main hallway, Arceus, the God of all pokemon, was in her office, (yes even the God of all pokemon has her own office), as she groaned due to Dialga and Palkia fighting over a silly matter. Serious she just can't stand those two! There's also so much chaos in the place, she could just use hyper voice. Just as she was just about to burst everyone's eardrums, a ray of sunshine cam into her dark, gloomy office. It was Giratina, a creation who was able to make the God have feelings for him without even noticing or even anticipated.

"Aren't you gonna stop those two before they destroy the universe? Oh and here, I got this for you before I came along." started Giratina as he placed a vanilla macroon sundae on Arceus's desk, right beside a photo frame of all the legendaries. "Thanks I really needed that." said Arceus as she tried to hide a tint of redness on her cheeks. "Don't mention it, say have you seen Victini and Manaphy? I cant seem to find them anywhere." asked Giratina. "Arghh.. Victini is probably chasing after that playful seafaring pokemon for splashing water over him. Why can't they just get along?" asked Arceus. Giratina just shrugged and walked out of the office. Arceus was sad to see the handsome Renegade Pokemon go. (Hey the game Pokemon go :D)

Now speaking of Victini and Manaphy, let's go check on what's happening right now. And... ah! There they are on the bea- umm you know what let's just go somewhere else. 0_0

"Ok everyone! Can you all please make your way to the hall, we have a guest arriving soon so please be ready." announced Arceus though the speaker mic. Everybody made their way to the hall, mumbling with curiosity on who the guest would be. "There he is Latias! Come on, go to him!" squealed Mespirit as she reunited with her counterparts, Azelf and Uxie. Latias slowly made her way to the green scaled snake. From the description you all can tell it's Rayquaza. "Hello Ray! How's Groudon and Kyogre, are they up to it again?" asked Latias, using that childish nickname she gave him from when she was able to talk for the very first time.

(*FLASHBACKKK!*)

"The egg's hatching oh mygosh!!" squealed Latios, impatiently waiting for the egg to hatch. All the legendaries were in the baby room, (Idk why do they even have one) soon about to witness a legendary hatch for the very first time. (Srry Manaphy you were the 2nd) (Manaphy: Hmpph!!) Everybody watching Latios sitting on top of the head sized egg, giving it warmth. and comfort. Latios was overprotective when taking care of the egg, making sure Groudon and Kyogre does not destroy the egg or anybody else at any cause. The egg started to wobble and soon, a tiny crack was visible from the crowd. Everybody gasped as the magical moment was about to happen before their very eyes. Soon the crack got bigger and before you know it, a tiny red head popped out of the hole made by the crack.

Baby Latias's face was beyond adorable as she blinked a few times, for the first time seeing light. She had a white triangle in a larger red triangle on her forehead. Her two human like arms moved around, just like when Latios slaps someone, mostly Groudon. "Oh shut up!" shouted Latios at Zekrom for no reason."Ok so the egg hatched finally, I'ma go now. See ya!" exclaimed Rayquaza as he floated towards the exit, before being blocked by Giratina. "Where do you think your going? The baby has yet to say her first word Rayquaza, how could you act like this on this very memorable day!?" shouted Giratina as he blocked the exit.

"Umm cause I was forced to by Arceus and she said that once the egg has hatched then I could go. So I will head out now, away from those two." he replied as he pointed at both Groudon and Kyogre.

That word, 'Ray-quaza' jolted into baby Latias's mind and before anyone knew it, Latias opened her cute tiny mouth to say, "R-ra-ray." That response shocked everyone, even Rayquaza. Latios was red in internal anger as out of all of the legendary names his little sister could've said, she made a nickname of the most anti-social pokemon in the hall. Everyone turned their heads towards the little red eon pokemon who just said her first word. In a blink of an eye, Latias sprang out of her egg and leaped onto Rayquaza and shockingly, her lips crashed onto Rayquaza's. Everyone was blushing furiously that their brains could've exploded like a volcano. A few minutes old baby legendary, not only gave a nickname, but right off the bat had her first kiss!? "Uhh.. why don't you just go to him, your brother, not me." said Rayquaza, turning his head away from hers as it was burning red and turing towards Latios on the egg, speechless. "Aww. Ray shy." chuckled Latias as she tilted her head while floating infront of Rayquaza. Everyone, and I mean everyone was astonished by the event. "Rayquaza what did you do?" screamed Latios. "Hey I didnt do anything ok! It's your weird sister here that did it!" answered Rayquaza in a loud tone. Latias was trembling from the shouting of the two dragons. She then quickly blinked her eyes and drift over to her eon brother and started pleading," Plwse don't scold Ray pls big brother, Please?" 'Big brother', those two words soften Latios's heart, as if his heart was melting away from existence after hearing his little sister's warm words. It had the power to make Latios pretend like what had happen never existed. "Wow, and I mean wow! She's a fast learner, unlike some." complemented Arceus as she gave a sharp glare at the Creation Trio, as horrible memories came back to her when she first taught them, it was like hell. Everybody left the room,

while Rayquaza , Arceus and Giratina stayed behind.

"So, what are we gonna do now? Literally for the first time in history, a hatched pokemon had their first kiss. Ray, do u want me to erase it from your memories or do you wish to keep that horror?" asked Giratina, as that childish nickname grew on him from Latias. Arceus glared at him, which basically means is it a yes or a no. Surprising enough, Rayquaza chose to say no, actually it's because Rayquaza actually liked the feeling he had just experienced for what felt like a year.

(*FLASHBACK ENDED*)

"Oh hello Latias, I see you were still sobbing over Latios's death. Oh come on! The past is in the past, you cant let it ruin your bright future, it's ok to hold on to those feelings but you cant let it hold you back." advised Rayquaza. Usually when Rayquaza were to say that, she would cry a little bit due to the harsh tone she could hear but this time was different. Latias didn't cry but had a thoughtful face, like she was really thinking though what Rayquaza had said. "Ok!" she replied cheerfully, as she cuddled against her boyfriend.

Once everyone was in the hall, Arceus started to announce with Giratina standing beside her. "As you all know we have a guest, we don't know when he will show up so make sure to be prepared. If not, he will banish us from existence." Mew then raised her tiny paw and asked," But Arcy, aren't you the only one who can get rid of our existence despite you not doing it?" "Mew, be quiet or else your candy stash will be gone from it's existence. "NOOOO!!!" as she hid behind Mewtwo, squirming. Mewtwo just rolled his eyes from Mew's reaction, can't believing his DnA was that cat's.

"Excuse me,what I was about to say was this person possess more power than I could so please don't make a ruckus, this goes to all of you." as she pointed at everyone using her hoof.

A loud voice boomed from around the hall, shocking everyone. "W-who's that? Where did it come from?" said the worried Latias. Rayquaza hugged her tightly, not knowing what might happen next. "Ehmm.. That voice was the aut-" announced Arceus who was interrupted by another loud speech.

It is I, the author! Its nice to meet you. Arcy can you atleast be polite? How rude, you will be a bad influence to the young one's."First, dont call me by that name, second, why me!? Literally there's Deoxys who curse at a cursing forest spirit, celebi, theres Zekrom who curses at Reshiram and theres Mewtwo, who always curse at mew, and you call me a bad influence you bitch!" Arceus.

"How dare you Arcy!" everybody shouted at the exact same time, not against their will be the truth. "Oh come on do you really think i will fall for this piece of crap?" just only realizing her mistake.

Welp Ima leave now, you all can curse all you want at her, I have taken away her judgement powers. Arceus's eyes widen at the sound of hearing those words.

3. 2. 1. "YOU MOTHER FUCKER BITCH I HOPE YOU KILL YOURSELF ON CRAP SO THAT I CAN SCOOP YOU WITH A DIRTY SPOON AND THROW YOU IN THE FUCKING TRASH! GO AND SUCK YOUR STUPID PUSSY AS IF YOU WOULD EVEN BE TAKEN BY ANYONE!" roared all the legendaries in sync.

Oh damn! And they were not against their will. *munches*

"First, when did you came back? Second, what's that?" questioned Arceus, pointing towards the basket of biscuits I was holding.

Oh these? *munches* These are really priceless marcoons from Snowbelle City in the Kalos region as whenever you eat just one, if you were to be fond towards a certain marcoon flavour, it will take like You're eating 10 of it. *munches*

"May I have some?" asked Arceus, trying to hide her blush.

Sure why not! *munches*

After the legendaries settled down after cursing at Arceus, she continued,"The author here, well not here but probably particles, wanted to pick 12 of you to go and spend 6 months in a human world, where there is no such thing as pokemon. You will be randomly selected by a wheel. Speaking of which where is it?" groaned the Godness.

Ehh.. Wait here, oh wait you have no choice, cause I'm the author.

"Oh shut up yo-." cursed Zapdos, before being muted.

Why don't you shut up your asshole!

(*2 minutes of silence*)

Ok here. Beside Arcy is the wheel. As you can all see, all your names are on the wheel. It will be spun 10 times and whoever's name lands on the arrow get picked no matter what. Arcy, you are instantly chosen, but I will be nice and let you pick who should accompany you.

"Accompany me? My choice?" Arceus squealed in her thoughts. "Ok then, I choose Giratina."

Ok.. I'ma add both your names on the list.

A giant clipboard appeared behind Arceus, on it were Arceus's and Giratina's names. "Yes at least he will come during this probably annoying adventure." was what was in Arceus's mind. "NOOOO!!! I want to stay behind, though, I guess it wouldn't be all bad, at least Arceus will be there too." thought Giratina.

Ok now I will turn Arceus into her human form, cause that's what will happen when you enter the human realm.

"Ok.. wait what!?" Soon a cloud of smoke surrounded the Godness, soon what emerged from the smoke was not a pokemon but a human girl. Arceus had a blonde ponytail on her shoulder, her eyes were sparkling emerald green, she was wearing a Korean style woman A-line dress with Asiatic Lilies printed on it. She had (Uhh should I say it??) (You know what I will) C-sized breasts. (Ok done , moving on to next topic) "Oh my gosh Arceus! Your so pretty! And quite the man's lady I'd say." Victini teased. "Oh shuddup!" Arceus quickly turned away from the legends, blushing, not knowingly letting the spirit dragon Giratina getting a good look at her beauty. Little blood dripped from Giratina's nose, which was barely visible. He had never thought Arceus could get more beautiful, but it just did

Now that's settled, Arceus would you care to spin the wheel?

"Arceus was still blushing from all the attention she was getting from most of the legends. She mustered up courage to shift herself towards the wheel and took a deep breath before giving the wheel a good spin.

First pokemon to get picked is, Victini! Congrats on probably torture if manaphy comes along. *wink *wink "What do u mean by that?" asked Victini blushing.

Second pokemon to get picked is, Rayquaza! Congrats, now You're hoping Latias gets picked too right. Rayquaza nodded, making Latias blush in response to that response. (Double responses in a sentence, hmm..)

Third is, yes the pokemon that I wanted to come along in the first place, Mew! Congrats on winning a chance to kill the legends from your annoying playfulness! "YAYY! Wait, no I don't want to kill leggies!" replied Mew.

Fourth is, oh wait I forgot to mention, there are also powers on the wheel, for example this, the second person chosen gets to choose to should come with him/her! Well I already know the answer, it's Latias! Congratulations on winning a time with your BF! Suicune, Mespirit and Meloetta squealed from what they heard from their own ears, while for Latias she just blushes.

Fifth is, Groudon! Congrats! Oh wait, you have also won something! It says to bring a pokemon you hated for the longest time! I think we all know who that other is. All eyes turned to Kyogre as she was red in anger, same goes to Groudon. Out of the whole grouping, why did it have to be the two who almost destroyed the entire world.

Well nothing I can do about that, moving on! The seventh pokemon chosen is, BW! I was too lazy to separate their names but it's Reshiram and Zekrom. Right now in Reshiram and Zekrom's thoughts, things were going wild. Oh did I forget to mention they can share thoughts? "No no no! Zekrom what are we gonna do? Because of that lazy author, we have to spend together in a humans only world!" complained Reshiram. "Don't worry, besides, won't it be exciting to go to a new world together?" protested Zekrom while reaching his hands out to grab Reshiram's. "Oh hello! Nice to see you both in your thoughts!" "Wtf! Author why are you here!?" questioned the author. "How about this, during you trip I will host competitions which you can win prizes. There will be one where you have to guess my real name. Let's make a deal, I tell you my name, so you both can go to a fancy 5 star restaurant, spend some quality time alone in a 5 star hotel, if I get to spill your secret at the end of the whole trip, deal?" The two dragons gave it some thoughts in a thought, and finally came to a conclusion and answered," Deal."

After they snap out of their thoughts, they just act as if nothing had happen.

Ok, the eighth pokemon chosen is, Manaphy! Please don't kill my eyes. "Fine since u asked politely. Wait what do u mean by that?" answered Manaphy.

Last but not least, the final pokemon to be chosen is, oh come on Arcy! "What did I do? I spun it!" Arceus shouted back.

It landed between Darkrai and again I was too lazy, it's Z's, aka, Zacian and Zamazenta. So what, I have to bring those 3? You know what, let's do a vote, Who wants only Darkrai to come? About 2 raised.

Ok, how about only Zacian and Zamazenta? Also 2 raised.

How about none of them going?Nobody raised.

Let me take a guess, you want both groups to suffer so u want all 3 to go? In an instant, everybody else raised.

Wow you 3, nice friends you got there. They could tell the author was being sarcastic at that moment, but they just can't accept that all their friends and colleagues wanted them to suffer. Tears ran down their eyes slowly.

Oh come on you guys can be crying, besides, let me first write down all the selected names on the clipboard, done! Now let me give you reasons why most of you will regret not choosing a redo. 1st! They get to be in a mansion, no butlers, but a huge area with their own bedrooms, unless they want to share with somebody else. 2nd! There are fancy restaurants they could go to and they are all 5 stars, the best of the best. 3rd and for most! There shopping malls for the girls to go on a shopping spree and attractions of any kind, no there will not be any death involved.

Literally everyone's mouths formed a o shape, in surprise. They all thought it was going to be a shitty one, but instead it was paradise! Everybody who were not chosen complained but then..

Slience! Since you all are like that, I will allow all of you to also have paradise, after the trip is over so, enjoy waiting a while 365 days! Arceus noticed a piece of paper ok the ground and decided to pick it up. What written on the paper was shocking to her as she slid the paper in her bra from the top of her dress, really she shouldn't be doing that.

The trip will start a day after, so get packing. Oh and I'm too lazy to change Arcy back into her pokemon form, you male legends, don't try to seduce her as that's gonna mess up the breeding chain.

Giratina was over the moon from what the author said, though he landed half way on the moon from what he heard of him saying the other male legends seducing her. He bit his lips, only to have Arceus's silky human arm clenching on his rough scales. Giratina blushed as usually not that many had actual arms, actual beautiful arms. "Umm can you fly me to my office? I don't like the attention I'm getting from my form." requested Arceus. Giratina nodded, using his tentacle to lift Arceus onto his back as he flew off.

"Isn't this exciting Ray? We get to go to a world where no pokemon exists! I wonder what it will be like?" wondered Latias, despite living in a town called Alto Mare full with bustling people. Rayquaza just smirked from Latias's wonder. "I'm just glad I get to spend this year trip with you." replied Rayquaza, giving Laura's on the forehead. "Oh right, the author said to get packed, though he didn't really specify on what to bring." added Latias.

"Hmm I do wonder what lies ahead of us." wondered Rayquaza as he close his eyes before getting up to get packing. He didn't bring that much, just his Mega-stone necklace which is what he always wear just in case chaos is not too far away, a picture of him, Deoxys and Latias on a beach in Heahea beach when they went there to defeat a pack of garchomps, though it was actually very easy and he lastly gave a kiss to Latias which made her blush from the sudden kiss.

As for her, she packed 3 pairs of clothing. The only reason why she has clothing despite being a pokemon is whenever she transforms into Bianca and decides to pretend to be her. She also took a picture of when she was born with her. On the picture it showed all the legends, well except for some. (Manaphy: Oh shut up!) (Yeesh..) Latias was on Latios's short lap while hugging Rayquaza at the same time, which showed him blushing. Giratina was standing beside Arceus, of course. Groudon, Kyogre, Dialga, Palkia, Reshiram and Zekrom all stood far apart from each other because of well you should know. Xerneas and Yveltal were together with Zygarde in between cause he was forced to by the two. Zacian and Zamazenta were beside Eternatus, well 3 feet beside him to be exact. Latias smiled at the picture. She hugged the photo before putting it in her red rose bag, then going to sleep.

I'ma skip Victini and Manaphy as right now they are so called mating, despite being different types. Manaphy was just complaining to Victini about the childish Phione, before moaning in pleasure as Victini is the first person she would go when she was under stress due to her counterpart and so called daughter.

"Damnit! I have to go along with that stupid fish. Not only her but also that Snake! Arghhh can my life get any worse?" he screamed from his room.

If you want I can. I will make you love Kyogre and admit that water should overthrown land, not that I'm on anyone's side.."Don't you fucking do it! I will never admit to her about anything!" snarled Groudon.

Fine just get packing, oh and your room will be beside her's.Those words made Groudon furious in anger. Not only did the author made his new room beside his arch nemesis, he also sounded like he was actually gonna make him fall in love with Kyogre, while also admitting to give up the land over water! Now Groudon was absolutely red from anger as he clenched his fist. (As if he could despite his fist is not capable of clenching XD) Well, Groudon couldn't do anything about that, so might as well try not to let it happen. He packed may items into a Pewdiepie bag, it almost burst out of the bag! Well another shitty day will be gone and a whole crappy year he had to persuade on. Though, maybe in the human world, he could probably make up with Kyogre and stop fighting, of course the same thing happened at Kyogre's so they both are thinking of making up loss times.

Zacian and Zamazenta were in their room with Eternatus, who the two had already packed. Now they were playing on their switch Pokemon Sword Shield, seeing who can beat it that fastest. Did I forget to mention they all are siblings? Oops! So no Zacian x Zamazenta, though most are actually gay so no.

Mew right now is just.. well expected from her, she's just filling up a hiking backpack full of candy. Why can't she have at least a experience of diabetes? Why? ;-;

Today's the day of the trip,the 12 were filled with excited to get going as they will be able to live in a mansion! A mansion!

Ok let me do a role call to make sure everyone's here.Rayquaza!Here!

Latias!Here!

Zacian!Here!

Zamazenta!Here!

Groudon!Here!

Kyogre!Here!

Manaphy!Here!

Victini!Here!

Mew!Here, yay!

Darkrai!Here! Oww!! His suitcase closed on his fingers, clenching them to bleeding. (If you didn't know, Darkrai is having bad luck for about 1000 years, nobody knows the reason why, except me!)Arceus, Giratina!Here!

Wow I'm surprised you were able to keep that human form for an entire day! Nice job Arcy! Giratina, you didn't take the chance to seduce her right??Of course not! Why are you even asking that?

Sorry it was just a guess. Luckily your not lying as I was seeing that whole thing. You, protecting Arcy in your room, just cooking for her, thigh the meal you prepared was a little overboard in size. You slept on your couch despite Arcy wanting you to sleep with her as she didn't want to feel bad. Yet you still decline. Since your like this, I guess it's time for me to transform you all into your human forms permanently for a year.Everyone was rejoiced as they wondered what they will look like after seeing the beautiful Arceus.

Though that will be for another chapter so check it out coming soon! Peace!

Boo author!

Hey atleast you all get to go on this trip! Be grateful! Hmph!