Rick and Morty Go to Hell (Not the Comic book thing)
(This story will be introducing the Narrator of this story, who she will appear at the end. She is based on Birdie from the awesome Apple TV+ series Central Park.)
In hell, in an alley way between a drug store and a bar. A portal appears aside a dumpster and Rick and Morty appear out of it and the portal disappear behind them. Morty was flabbergasted at his Surrounding. "Rick is your portal gun broken." Morty ask his grandfather in bewilderment. "This doesn't look like Hell, where's the fire, where's the brimstones, where are the screams of agony of tormented sinners and where are the b-b-billions of h-heads sticking out of the grounds?"
Before Morty could continue, Rick took out his flask and took a big gulp out of it. "Whoa Hold urp, on Mel Gibson" Rick started as he put his flask back in his lab coat "First urp off, not everything with Robin W-Williams in it are accurate. Second all those bible stories and Hollywood movies about hell are complete horseshit, especially that movie Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey."
"I like that movie" said Morty
"Of course, you would" Rick replied with an eye roll. "Like father, like urp son."
"Anyways, check out the city" said Rick as he grabs his grandson arm and took him out of the Alleyways to show him a place that look like downtown in New York, only billboards are promoting overlords, sinful things and a huge satanic star in the sky. There are also demons of different size, form and shape walking around looking at their phones or eating vegan foods like the people of the modern world do. The 14-year-old adventurer eyes widen and mouth a gasp, all he could do was watch in wonderment at what he is seeing. It didn't last so long as he was drag back at the Alleyway by his grandfather.
"That was Pentagram City you just saw." Stated rick as he starts to explain to Morty. "Like I said before this is not the typical you hear from different Media, The Hell in here is actually also a form of punishment despite there not having anything constantly burning or any form of torture. The punishment in here is the continuous chaos amongst the residents and the fact that the demons and sinners can suffer a lot from that chaos, which is what they have to withstand for eternity."
"Does this place have a Ruler here?" ask Morty
He took a break, so he can take another gulp from his flask, when he got done he further explain how Hell work. "Of course, there's rulers here, Morty. There are Overlords, Goetial Demon and even royalty, like the fallen angel Lucifer, his human turn succubus demon wife Lilith and his daughter Charlie."
"The devil has a daughter?" said a shock Morty, which made Rick annoyed
"Just because she some kind of "Anti-Christ", doesn't mean she have to be a boy, sexist pig!"
"Rick, I didn't mean anything like that…." Morty try to defend, but he found a flyer on the floor that caught his fancy. He picks it up and read it aloud. "If you are a Sinner, who wish to right their wrongs and go to heaven. Then the Happy Hotel is the right place for you."
"Why the actual fuck, would anyone here want to become a better person? Giving Sinners a second chance, is like giving a sex offender a home near a school." Scoff Rick, as he tries to find more wrong thing about the hotel "Also is the Happy Hotel a mental asylum where they lobotomize demon into becoming a better person o-or is just a place where demon come and go as they please? Who is the Idiot that thought of that this stupid idea?"
"It's the Princess of Hell" Morty simply answered
"Whoa, you serious?" ask Rick in reply
"It said so on the flyer" said Morty as he continues to read the flyer "There also direction to how to get to the hotel."
"Then we should detour hell a bit, then go to the hotel and see if the "redemption" thing is actually possible, before we can find The Screaming Bloodstone. But first we should put on these eco-skeleton wristwatches so we can blend in Hell and not attract unwanted attention." He handed his grandson the wristwatch. Rick activated his wristwatch and he turn into his demon form. His skin is a little darker, he shirtless and shoeless except for his lab coat and his pants which are dirty and tatter. He is blind and scar in one eye, had fangs, his hair is wild and messy with long black horns and a tail. Morty Demon form is kinda like rick but has a kinda normal looking face, with small red horns and tatter clothes with shoes.
"This look great, Rick. We will defiantly fit in." smiled Morty feeling hyped
"Yeah, let go explore!" cheer Rick
As they left the alleyway, a demon girl in a ponytail, glasses, jean, t shirt, sneaker, a little chubby and has wings came into view and look at the forth wall.
"Hey everybody, Nora here and I will be your narrator for this crossover" Nora explained "Look like Rick and Morty are going to explore Hell, before they find The Screaming Bloodstone. Hope they don't run into a price that doesn't pay in cash, if any of you got the reference than you are not an idiot!"
"Nora, what the fuck are you doing you crazy bitch!?" yelled a voice off screen, Nora flinch a little from that, then got angry gave the person the double bird
"Kiss my ass, Gerald!" She yelled back to the voice and smiled to the forth wall "see you all pretty fucking soon."