A Princess, a Radio Demon and a Scientist walk into a Bar...
Nora appeared on the screen again this time, she is crouching behind a trashcan spying on someone like a creeper. The screen zoomed out and revealed that she was spying on Rick and Morty from across the street.
"Last time we saw our hero's, they'd gone out to explore hell before they get The Screaming Bloodstone." Nora told the viewer. "They were visiting Hell's many landmarks in Pentagram City like the 666-news station and many of the Overlords territory's and turfs, including Valentino's porn studio. Which is where Rick and Morty are heading too."
"Rick, I think I see some lady spying on us from the garbage cans." Said Morty off screen, Nora's eyes widened at this nervously and she tried to hide, but to no avail. "Should we be concern, s-she might be a stalker who wants to kill us and have sex with our corpses and get rid of our bodies in a ditch!"
"Jesus, Morty. You have a very disturbed mind right now. What did I tell you about listening to those true scary stories on YouTube?" Rick said to you in a matter-of-fact tone, with his hands in his pocket. "Where in hell, of course there's going to be a lot of freaks down here."
As rick said that, a creepy looking demon wearing a trench coat jump out of the alley in front of the duo, opening up his coat revealing that he was naked, this grossed the two out as they tried to avert their eyes.
They are exclaiming at the same time how gross his junk looks, while the creep jangles his dirty dangle at them and laughs like a creep.
"There's flasher's in hell?!" exclaimed Morty, as he tries to shield his eyes.
"Of course, there is you fucking idiot!" Rick screamed as he saw the demon gross penis. "My God, it looks like Camilla Parker sneezing!"
Suddenly from behind the flasher, his skull got crush with a baseball bat and some of the blood splashed on Rick and Morty's face. As the man collapsed to the floor, it reveals that a spider demon with a feminine appearance is the one holding the baseball bat over his shoulder with a smug look on his face.
"You two okay" the Spider Demon ask in a New York/Italian accent.
"Yeah we're okay." Said Morty as he gains his composure. "Thanks for your help, mister..."
"Just call me Angel Dust, kid" stated Angel dust "You two are probably new here"
"Yeah, my name is Morty and this is my Grandpa Rick" Morty introduced as Rick just cross his armed in boredom "H-how did you know we are new here"
"You didn't recognize me for being the biggest porn star here at hell" stated Angel in a sensual pose, which made Morty feel a little uncomfortable.
"He is familiar with porn, since his internet history is clutter nothing with weird shit and he even have his own Porn Hub account" said Rick nonchalant, this cause his Grandson to blush in embarrassment.
"Rick!" Morty exclaimed with embarrassment, he turns to Angel trying to change the subject "Anyways, do you know the way to the Happy Hotel?"
"Yeah, I know that place, I'm kind of a client there. It's kind of a long story" said The Porn Star
"You actually believe that redemption crap?" ask Rick "Apparently, you still work on the street, sucking demon's dicks for money." Angel respond by wrapping his arms around Rick's in a flirtatious manner.
"Would you like a demonstration~" The slutty spider said in a sensual tone. This cause Rick to shove him in the face in annoyance. "Your lost, Silver Fox~"
"Just show us the way to the Happy Hotel!" said Morty as he wants to move along from the uncomfortableness.
"Sure, Squirt" said Angel Dust as he walks down a block with Rick and Morty following him. As soon as they left, Nora appear on screen again, still crouching behind a couple of Trash cans.
"they have no idea of the trouble they are going to be in" stated Nora as she turns around and see a morbidly obese flasher who was chuckling darkly at her, this of course gross her out "There are a lot of flashers on this street. Watch the brothel connected to the Porn Studio and see what I am talking, while I deal with this sick fuck!"
As of that she cracks her knuckles and the screen focus on the Brothel, fight sounds can be heard off screen. At the entrance, Lucius Needful, former curse idem seller and websites creature, is seen exiting the whore house as he zips the zipper on his pants. The Demon Bee/Wasp lady stand at the entrance and smiled at him.
"We enjoyed your patronage here Mr. Needful" she told him in his African American accent.
"The pleasure is all my, Madam HoneySuckel" he replied in his sexy British accent, as he put his hat back on. "You and the girl had made me feel welcome, since I left the living world in utter defeat by Rick Sanch…"
He saw a familiar spikey hair turn a corner. Needful rub his eyes in disbelief, then he looks again now he's gone. How is that possible? Rick Sanchez! Here! Rick the smartest man in the universe and avoider of death is here in Hell. Actually, as you think of it Rick could've possible portal to Hell. He did spend most of his time studying Rick, so he could learn his every movement. What's this? He saw a little boy with Rick, could it be Morty, Rick's Grandson. He heard a lot about Morty and how much he matters to Rick. Look like an opportunity to get his revenge on Rick, through his grandson. This cause Needful to have an evil smile on his face.
Nora now covered in blood, arrive at as few feet from the Happy Hotel, now renamed Hazbin Hotel. Hiding behind a tree, waiting for our heroes to arrive.
"This place here is one of the Magne's old family building, now a place to rehabilitate sinners." Nora started to explain. "I do believe that you can redeem a damned soul, unlike everybody here (except for Vaggie, of course) I believe in Charlie's cause. I am sick and tired of hiding from exterminators every year!"
She stops her rant when she saw Rick, Morty and Angel Dust walking toward the hotel. Angel was just got done telling the duo about the shit he went through before and after he went to Hell.
"Aw geez, Angel. I-I didn't know you went through a lot. Especially with your dad." Stated with sympathy in his voice. This make him think about his own dad, sure Jerry is a loser and a coward. At least he cares about the well-being of his family and is trying his best in any bad situation. He's not anything like Angel's dad.
"Yeah, sure" said rick, who obliviously wasn't paying attention, drinking from his flask. "Where urp here"
The duo looks up and see a big mismatched building, with a neon sign that said "Hazbin Hotel".
"Guess they changed the name" commented Rick.
"Yeah, it was Al idea" stated Angel.
"Whose Al?" asked Morty.
"Alastor the Radio Demon, one of the many overlords in Hell. But don't let the name fooled, he seems like a great guy who added an open bar to this shit shed." This caught rick's attention.
"Oh, shit really?!" The old inventor exclaimed in excitement, Angel nodded yes. "I take back what I said about this stupid redemption crap, which I still think is fucking stupid!"
Morty rolled his eyes and sighed, because of his grandfather weakness for alcohol. They enter the hotel and Morty was amazed from all the decoration and family portraits, while Rick is to fixed on the open bar, seeing a cat with wings pass out drunk on the counter, still holding a bottle of booze. Which rick snatched from his hand. Morty was more fixated on a Portrait of Charlie posing with Lilith and Lucifer. Morty notice she look like her father and got her good looks from her mother. While he was focusing on the picture, he didn't a looking smiling shadow behind.
"I see you are interest in the Picture-perfect family, young fellow." Said the radio like voice., which cause Morty to become stiff and turn around slowly and saw an evil looking radio host.
"Holy shit!" exclaimed Morty in fear as he stumbles back in fear until his back hit the wall, which made some pictures wall off. This cause a cute little cyclops demon in 50s style clothing to come in and put the pasture back in place and this cause Morty to scream more. Angel was just watching this unfold.
"What's going on here?' called out a sweet female voice
A moth demon with a bow and an X eyepatch and the Princess from the picture, but she is wearing a red tux with black pants enter the room to see the commotion. And they see the new demons in the room when is cowering near the wall and the one drinking from the bar.
"Angel, what did we tell you about bringing in your drinking buddy to the hotel!" the moth demon scolded and Angel responded by flipping her off, which anger her more.
Morty got up and hold his hands up to calm down the negativity. "We can explain everything."
(Sorry this took so long.)