"Hey, Zoro! Sanji! You're missing all the fun," Luffy called animated from the monster's back while struggling to remain on top.

Though, neither of them showed any interest in joining the rubber boy's shenanigans of the day.

After cutting through his options, the swordsman decided to have none of it. Not even bothering to open his eyes, he firmly pretended to be asleep. Sanji couldn't care less either. More pressing matters at hand. For example, worshiping the eternal beauty and wisdom of his personal goddesses. With hearts for eyes, he rushed towards their sides.

"Nami-swan! Robin-chwan!"

Rewarded with an affectionate smack on the head he drifted blissfully into the land of milk, honey, and concussions. Just to be awoken a second later. A shrill shriek pierced his ears. Instantly his foggy mind cleared and returned him back to the here and now.

"Gululululuuuuu!" it roared.

Silence… This was not a sound that was supposed to come out of a goat's mouth - of any mouth actually. A pin dropped somewhere in the distance. The cook could hear it loud and clear, and if Sanji hadn't been so occupied by gaping in disbelieve, he would certainly be tempted to comment on Brooks stale excuse of a joke.

Luffy grinned devilish. Like a snake, the captain slung his arms around its neck. He was ready to exploit the new-found source of amusement shamelessly and constricted his muscles.

"Gululululuuuuu!"

His faithful crowd couldn't hold it any longer. Usopp, Chopper, and Brook went down first. They bursted into screams of laughter until all of them ended up rolling on the floor.

"Best day ever!"

Almost strangling the pitiful thing, Luffy squeezed, again and again, coaxing one round of silly noises after another out of its throat.

"Gululululuuuuu!"

"No more. I can't take it… please stop!" Usopp begged between wild laughter and tears. They were having a blast. Out of the corner of his eyes, Sanji could see even Franky sobbing over the apparently brain-dead creature.

"Idiots…" The cook clenched his teeth. Was he the only one who could grasp the severity of the situation? Whereas the other nitwits may be fooled, he saw the bigger picture. The crime committed was outrageous.

"Bastard!" He confronted the unfortunate beast. "How dare you show your ridiculous self in front of the ladies!"

"That's not the point!" Usopp, Nami and Chopper snapped back in unison.

Too late. An unstoppable train had been set into motion, and he knew exactly how to put things on the right track.

"Yosh! Men, suppers ahead of you! Tonight it will be goat for dinner!"

Forever the pragmatist when his emergency supplies were concerned, he pointed at Pricus. You can't be picky, especially not if your crew included a certain captain, who had a black hole for a stomach. Sometimes though, it came in handy, like now. With priorities straightened, the rubber boy's head snapped back. He started to drool and his eyes morphed into meat, whilst the goat's widened in fear.

And then hell broke loose.

Massive hooves smashed and tramped in a rage, trying to deal as much damage as possible, to get away as far as possible. Wood splintered under the impact and Sunny toppled dangerously to the left. The Straw-hat pirates were flung screaming up and down - Well that escalated quickly.

"It's going berserk!" Franky yelled into the chaos.

Suddenly lasers started to emerge from the panicking creature, dashing sizzling through the air.

"You've got to be kidding!" Sanji sidestepped a pink beam aimed at his chest.

One of them came dangerously close to hitting the pseudo-napping Swordsman. However, before the attack actually could land Zoro reached for his trusty white katana which was always nearby. He dodged, while simultaneously drawing his sword. Ready for action the Samurai faced the sea monster.

Zoro stopped, blinked, stopped, and blinked again.

"The heck is that!?"

AN:

I hope you enjoyed the fanfiction so far! If you find any mistakes, something that doesn't make sense, sounds weird, or if you have some questions and plot ideas please let me know! I want to improve my writing and am open for all the help I can get! :)

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