Disclaimer: I don't own FMA…*sniff* Hurts every time I say that…..

"So, what are the sleeping arrangments?" Ed asked. I suddenly became very, very uneasy. I couldn't let them know I knew Al had no body and didn't sleep, so this put lots of pressure on me.

"I'll sleep on the floor," Al offered, since there was no couch.

"NO WAY!" I yelled, startling both of them, "I'll sleep on the floor!"

"Really, it's fine," Al tried to say, but I cut him off.

"How could I do that? You expect me to sleep on your bed while you sleep on the floor? How inconsiderate and selfish do I appear? You've already given me a roof over my head, how could I ask for more? You're human too! Plus, I've been sleeping on the ground for a while now, so it doesn't hurt me, although it would make you uncomfortable, and keep you awake. I seriously don't want to inconvenience you further than I already have!" I said truthfully. Even though he would stay awake anyway, I wouldn't want to force this sweet boy to lie on the ground. And, even though he was in the suit of armor, he was human too.

My little rant had rendered Ed and Al speechless. I could tell they were fighting themselves to tell me their secret, and they were about to tell me when….

"Ah!" I shouted, jumping in surprise. The cat had jumped on me and crawled up to my shoulder, scaring the stuffing out of me.

"Oh, it's the kitty I saw earlier!" Al exclaimed, coming over to me. I nodded, turning my head to look at the cat, which was sitting on my shoulder. It seemed to sneer at Al as he pet it's head.

"What's his name?" Al asked. I looked at him in surprise, thinking, Oh, it's a male…

"Hmm… How about… Frosty the snowcat?" I said, thinking of Frosty the snowman. It was perfect, because it's pure white fur reminded me of snow, along with it's icy blue eyes. I smiled as Al laughed.

"It's a puffball more like," Ed said, poking the cat. The cat hissed at him and clawed him, slightly tearing his glove.

"Oh my god, are you alright?" I asked as Ed took off his glove to reveal that hand was his right hand. And, for those of you that have forgotten what his right hand is, its shiny and hard and a prosthetic. Ding ding ding! It's automail!

"Oh… Thank god!" I sighed in relief, glaring at the cat. I removed it from my shoulder and set it on the ground, shooing it away. Awkward silence enveloped the room.

"Aren't you going to ask what happened?" Ed finally asked after what seemed an hour, referring to his automail. I looked at him.

"Nope. Because loosing an arm means trauma, and trauma brings back horrible memories. I wouldn't want you to relive such events just to satisfy my curiousity, if you even decided to trust me with it anyway," I sighed. Ed and Al were staring at me again.

"I told you guys, if you want to stare, take a flippin picture!" I growled. They snapped out of it, but still looked at me.

"Really?" Ed said.

"I don't joke with this face," I said, pointing to my serious expression. Ed and Al just gaped, glancing at each other.

Uncomfortable, my eyes traveled around the small room, only to spot my suitcase lying against the door. I walked over and opened it, pulling out my blanket.

"Then it's decided! I'll sleep on the floor!" I exclaimed, setting my blanket down on the ground in the middle of their beds. I lied down on it, with both brothers standing and staring at me as I tried to make myself as comfortable as possible, which wasn't very comfortable at all.

I kept shifting, trying to make myself comfy, but it wasn't working, and apparently, Ed and Al realized that.

"If you're going to be that uncomfortable, why not just sleep with one of us?" Al suggested. Ed nodded, scooping me up in his arms bridal style, while I was mummy-wrapped in my blanket.

"I have more room on my bed," Ed said, approaching his bed. Al nodded and sat on his bed.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" I yelled, struggling to escape Ed's arms. They really must be innocent and nieve to actually not think big of me sharing a bed with one of them, I thought, shuddering. I guess their mom hadn't lived long enough to give them the special "talk". Oh well, sucks for them.

"Let me down! I AM NOT SLEEPING ON THAT BED WITH YOU!" I squeaked, wriggling. Ed paused to look at me.

"And why not?"

"….. Fine…" I said grudgingly. I didn't want to have to explain the "birds and the bees" (if you know what I mean) to Ed and Al, so I just let it go. Ed plopped me down on the bed, and I crawled toward the wall, laying down on the very edge in hope I wouldn't touch Ed.

Ed wasn't lying on the bed yet, so I turned over to see what he was doing. And he was taking off his shirt to reveal toned muscles that were a surprise for a fifteen year old boy to have.

"I'm sorry!" I squealed, turning back over and biting my lip. It was then I realized I had a mild nosebleed. I would've laughed if it was someone else, but since it was me in this predicament, I felt dead nervous. I held my nose to stop the blood, but when I felt Ed lie next to me, I thought I would die of bloodloss.

I hate this world, I hate this world, I hate this world, I repeated in my head, praying that my nosebleed would soon go away. My fangirling was driving me nuts, but in this situation, fangirling was very, very bad.

But, on the bright side, I was in a position other girls would kill to be in. I mean, sleeping next to their version of Mr. Perfect? But oh man, was it stressful. Especially since my dear best friend, Katya, constantly reminded me of my sleeptalking problem. Oh, and also my snoring, and have I mentioned my sleep hugging? I just wanted to die, right then and there, but somehow I drifted off to sleep, easing back into the bed and snoring the night away.

Hey guys! I'm SO sorry for not updating, I was at my friend's house and didn't have access to a computer. So today I will do a double update! So, my lovely readers, the sleeping arrangements were not what you expected, eh? Haha, I know that's not what Kashagal and Natures Ruler expected! Well, how is it? Sorry for the short chapter, but the next one will be longer. I was having a hard time deciding where to place this in the FMA storyline, but then I found a perfect place. I hope you look forward to it~

Please review! Keep me inspired~