A/N I was planning to post something else... MOREISH SERIOUS! Then this came to mind... O_O I think I should sleep more... Without further ado! RANDOMNESS!
"Master," Ahsoka said as she stepped into the room." I have found a Foolproof way to check if you're smarter than Master Kenobi! I already put him through the test! And he failed… so if you pass you're smarter than him!"
"What is this… test?" Anakin said, looking up from his datapad.
"Well," Ahsoka sat down next to him on the bed," Only a genius can say these four words quickly without getting tongue-tied! They are: Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed."
Anakin grinned cockily," Oh I got this in the BAG!"
Ahsoka gestured," Go ahead then."
Taking a deep breath, Anakin began," EyeYamStewPeed. EyeAmStewPeed. EyeYamStuPeed. IAmStuPid- WAIT!" Anakin gasped as he caught on.
Ahsoka burst into laughter," I GOT YOU! IN YO FACE SKYGUY!"
"Rex," Anakin said seriously as they stood, looking over the holotable, studying for a serious battle," This is an order."
Rex glanced up at his general, not able to keep the dismay out of his voice," Sir- I don't like where this is going."
Anakin gave him a hard look," Say: Ice, Bank, Mice, Elf. As fast as you can three times. It's the names of the new troopers, and it's a tongue-twister."
Rex sighed, but didn't see any harm in it," Yessir. IceBankMiceElf. IceBankMySelf. ISpankMySelf- Oh." Rex sighed.
Anakin burst out into laughter, holding his side, "Y-You said-"
"YesSir."
"Fives," Rex barked," Since you can't seem to ever keep your mouth shut, come here and say this tongue-twister."
Fives jerked, looking confused," Er- excuse me, Sir?"
"You hear me."
Fives tentatively stepped forwards, in front of the whole 501st legion, and came to attention in front of Rex," Okay, Sir. What should I say?"
Betraying no emotion, Rex stated," Eye Knee Do Strut Cup."
Fives nodded, eyeing Rex.
"Face the others," Rex instructed, a cruel glint in his eyes.
" Okay, Sir. EyeKneeDoStrutCup. EyeNeeDoStrutUp. EyeNeedDoStrutUp. INeedToShutUp-"
"That's right Fives. Please Shut up."
In a deserted office building not too far from here, Ahsoka leant back in her spinny chair, stroking her tooka.
"And now," She grinned," It has begun."
The next few months were word chaos. Things were said really fast, and things were said really slow. All had meaning within the minds of the 501st, then the 212th and then the whole army.
Ahsoka was charged for treason because of her involvement.
Anakin was forced into hiding.
Fives was last seen doing the funky chicken while eating Doritos on top of a gunship. Please report to the police if you have seen him.
Obiwan had to have eye surgery because he spent too much time glaring.
Yoda and his backwards talking freaked everyone out, so he hid on dagobah.
Padme had kids and named them: Joe, and Kerr.
The Chancellor died after he said something too fast and offended the wookies.
And the Galaxy was both Saved, and destroyed.
The End.