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Ed drew a transmutation circle in the dirt with a stick he picked up. After going over the science of alchemy for an hour or two, and deeming I was smart enough, Ed moved me straight to transmutation. He stood up and looked at me.

"Try this." He commanded. I looked at Ed uneasily as I got on my knees. I carefully observed the circle, deeming it as something simple. I huffed confidently, and rubbed my hands together. I finally decided to clap my hands together, and touched the circle.

What happened next blew my mind. The circle underneath my hands lit, and a chair formed up from the dirt. After it was over, I gaped. The chair was perfect, flawless, although its simple form.

"OH MY GOD I DID IT!" I screamed in excitement, jumping up and going over to Al and Ed, hugging them both tightly before squealing more and pointing to the chair.

"SEE?! I DID IT! I MADE A CHAIR!" I gushed happily, "ON THE FIRST TRY! YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST TEACHERS EVER!" I hugged them both in a bear hug, "I LOVE YOU GUYS!"

The brothers, surprised by my a-bit-over-the-top excitement, blushed at my words, but I was too hopped up to notice. I approached the chair, sitting on it.

"Wow, uncomfy much.." I said. But I didn't care. I had made it, and it was perfect, and it was my first attempt. I knew if I moved along this fast, I would definetly master alchemy by the test. I was so happy!

"Of course. Do you know what your transmutation was?" Ed asked. I nodded.

"With the silicon dioxide and calcium carbonate found in the limestone and quartz commonly imbedded in the dirt, I made the transmutation to make that into granite, forming it into a combination of quartz, alkali feldspar, plagioclase feldspar, and signifigant amounts of hornblende and biotite mica. It was a simple transmutation, really, forming the minerals in the dirt into granite," I said proudly, exhibiting my genius in this region. Ed smiled slightly.

"Showoff," He muttered, while Al beamed at me.

"You're doing great!" Al exclaimed. I grinned at him, giving him a thumbs-up.

"Thanks to my wonderful teachers~" I said, getting up and smiling at both of them.

It had been a while of practicing, and we decided to head back to Central to get lunch, since it was noon. The field we practiced in was only a twenty minute walk from the outskirts of East City. East City was big, yes, but when I had guides like Al and Ed, it only took us a short while to arrive at the apartment.

Ed sat on his bed while Al leaned against the opposite wall. I sighed at he brothers, always making dramatic poses when deep in thought. Now that I thought about it, they were silent through the whole walk here. And since I was horrible at starting conversations, I decided to keep quiet. But the silence was pissing me off.

"AHHH!" I yelled, running around with my arms out like an airplane. Ed and Al, startled out of their thoughts, sweatdropped at my antics.

"I'M AN AIRPLANE!" I exclaimed, running around.

"What's an airplane?" Al asked, stopping me in my tracks. I sweat nervously. Right, they didn't have airplanes here. So how the hell was I supposed to weasel my way out of this one?

"It's a kind of bird. Its gigantic, but its from really far away. I saw one when I traveled through Xing," I said easily. I loved my capability to come up with random things with the snap of a finger. Ed and Al took the explanation without question, although I'm pretty sure at the point of the series I'm in, they probably have barely even heard of Xing, so I'm safe.

"Where's Xing?" Ed asked curiously.

"It's a neighboring country to Amestis," I said. It was fun, this was almost like a quiz to figure out how much I knew about FMA.

And by now, I was in the brotherhood series. I had noticed a few small things to lead me to that conclusion, although if you asked me, I probably couldn't explain. It was a strong feeling. Plus, while I was in Roy's office, out of the corner of my eye I noticed an open file. It had Shou Tucker's picture in it. I had happened to know the State Alchemist evaluation test would be taken place the day after the State Alchemy exam. And, with the way Ed and Al had been acting, I'm pretty sure the whole Nina issue had taken place, but I'm also sure that Nina hadn't been killed yet, because I remember the state they were in when they found out. And I knew that issue would come up very, very soon. Along with their first confrontation with Scar, and Ed breaking his arm and Al's armor damaged. And us going to Resembool.

"It all makes sense…" I muttered, unaware I had been spacing out.

"What makes sense?" Ed asked. I snapped out of it, and stared at Ed, momentarily speechless.

"That…. I need to make lunch! Haha, silly me, spacing out," I laughed nervously as I whacked myself in the head and approaching the small kitchen.

"We'll have to get more things to make lunch," Al called after me. I paused. That's right, Al only got supplies for breakfest. That's just great. Note the sarcasm.

"Are you guys coming?" I asked, opening the door. The both hopped up and followed me like little puppies, except for the little part. I still couldn't get over the fact Ed was an inch or two taller than me, even if he did wear elevator shoes.

We walked the streets, the odd group we were, a giant suit of armor, a blonde midget in elevator shoes, a girl wearing guy clothes (yes sweater included), and somewhere along the way Frosty had climbed on my shoulder. I just think the additions to the family made people look at me even weirder. Well, if I saw a group like mine, I'd think it was weird, too. But I'm just random like that.

"Hey, Al?" I asked while we were walking to the store.

"Yes?"

"Do you guys have anything to do after lunch?" I asked, "My brain will explode with any more information on alchemy."

"Actually," Ed said, "We can go again to look at Shou Tucker's research." I stopped in my tracks.

I was wrong about when I was.

Dead wrong.

My face darkened as Ed and Al looked at me worriedly.

"Whats wrong?" Al asked. I shook my head, wiping away a tear before they could see it.

"Nothing, nothing," I mumbled, although only one thought was going through my head.

I couldn't let that happen.

Hey guys! OHH TWIST! For those who have actually watched the whole brotherhood series, they should know what I'm talking about. I know this story is supposed to be humorous, and I'm trying my hardest, but the whole FMA brotherhood is literally a tragedy show. And Ed is the king of emo, although he has a right to be. The next few chapters may be a bit darker, and sadder, but then I'll revert back to humor. Anyway, what do you guys think? I was going to make this chapter longer, but if I made it as long as I wanted to, it'd be three times as big as the other chapters, and that'd be a bit odd so I'm just going to do them one by one. I'll update soon, promise!

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