A/N: Good news everyone... I'm sending you all to Acidic 77... the planet full of acid... wait a second... (looks at script) this is something from Futurama... (changes script) Good news! 4kids stopped dubbing One Piece! They're finally free! This calls for a celebration (take out microphone and begins to sing Believe... however mid though I begin to cough a lot...) Stop (cough) the (cough) music (cough) I'm (cough) going (cough) vomi-
("I said I'm Naruto" beings to play in the back ground... sign appears)
Sign: please stand by the author is experiencing technical difficulties.
(Music stops, sign is gone... Naruto and Luffy take over)
Naruto: Sorry but Emma right now... is um... driving the white porcelain bus...
Luffy: Wait I thought Emma didn't have her driver's license...
(Naruto whisper something into Luffy's ear)
Luffy: Ohhhh...
Naruto: Yeah Emma gets this never ending cold though the winter and when it's at it's worse she does that... well... um... do you have anything to say...
Luffy: Nope...
Naruto: Enjoy the next chapter...
Chapter 2: Past Lives, Explanation and a Pervy Sage
Luffy hung upside down from the Sheep's head… excited… not only is he heading to the Grand Line but his brother is joining… okay so he's ignoring the fact that really weird things are going on involving his brother like using a log as a decoy, the fact that the others saw something strange happen to Kaya's eyes, Usopp claiming her could understand a dog and the fact that weird assassins are after them…
""Luffy…" said Nami in rain gear as it was storming.
"What? Are we off course?" asked Luffy.
"No it's not that… we need to talk to your brother about what's going on…" said Nami.
"Oh yeah…" said Luffy.
Both of them entered the galley, Ace currently having a Narcoleptic fit and was thusly asleep…
"Untie me right now!" yelled the woman named Tashigi… who was tied to a chair. When she woke she went berserk and somehow they managed to tie her up.
"That's how I defeated Arlong…" lied Usopp to Kaya.
"Bark!" barked the dog who's name was Akamaru (translation: Liar)
"What do you mean lair?" said Usopp.
"Bark bark…"barked Akamaru (Translation: It certainly sounded like you did…)
Nami sighed as she took a seat, along with Luffy fortunately they didn't wait long until Ace woke up.
"Sorry…" said Ace, "I guess you all must be wondering what's going on…"
"Like how you kidnapped me!" yelled Tashigi.
"Yeah…" said Ace with a sweat drop, he sighed, "What I am about to tell is pretty unbelievable and you might think I'm crazy… but it's the truth…"
The room was silent… so quiet you could hear a pin drop… Ace took a breath.
"We aren't normal people… not just the fact that me and Luffy ate devil fruits… the fact that we are reincarnated... and that's why were attacked… those people who are after us were enemies of our past lives… well their leader is any ways… in our past lives we were ninja…" said Ace.
Everyone but Kaya and Luffy stared at him with their mouths hanging open.
Usopp broke the silence by saying "So, when do the men in the white coats come to take you to the happy hotel?"
Ace sweatdroped, "Well I'm not the one who can understand a dog…" he retorted.
"Bark…" barked Akamaru (Translation: He's right you know)
"Anyways… have you… all of you… ever had dreams where you another person, living their lives, going what they go though… and dying at the hands of a man named Orochimaru?" said Ace.
The room was deathly silent… Luffy was the one broke the slice.
"You have those dreams too…" said Luffy surprised.
"Unbelievable…" said Nami.
"This is weird…" said Sanji.
"Now do you believe me?" asked Ace.
"So… what's the story about this…" said Zoro.
"It all started over 100 years ago on the hidden continent…" said Ace.
"The hidden continent?" asked Luffy.
"It's a small content that spans part of the east blue, Grand Line and Calm Belt… ninjas call it home and there are many countries on it…" explained Tashigi.
"Oh…" said Luffy.
"Any ways in the most powerful village there grew three powerful ninja nicknamed the Sanin… the Legendary Three Ninja… there was Jiraiya, the Toad Sage… but later on the nick name "Pervy Sage: caught on…"
"I've heard of him…" said Sanji.
Everyone turned to the love cook…
"How?" asked Kaya.
"Um… no reason…" said Sanji.
The real reason was that Jiraiya was also an infamous another of dirty books… Sanji was fan of them…
"As I was saying then there was Tsunade the Kunoichi… female ninja of the trio… she was known as Legendary Sucker… and finally… Orochimaru… you see he desired power… the power of Hokage… the leader fo the village and when he was denied the power… he became a missing-nin and started his own ninja Village… the Village Hidden in the Sound… three years after founding the village it began a cold war with the Leaf Village as well as the Sand Village another, allied village… one day a terrible battle, a group of ninja which consisted of group called the Leaf 12, which in turn consisted of the 6th Hokage, Tsunade and Orochimaru's former appetence, and 9 other strong leaf ninja, as well as the sand siblings… the 5th Kazekage the leader of the Sand Village and his brother and sister and of course the infamous Hatake Kakashi… all of them faced off agaisnt Orochimaru… and he killed them one by one…" said Ace.
"What happened after that…" said Sanji visibly shaken after the mention of that last name.
"From what I was told a mysterious woman appeared to both Jiraiya and Tsunade… she told them that all of them would be reborn in order to finally kill Orochimaru once and for all… not only that but she gave the two a Jutsu that allowed them to become truly immortal as well as permanently young… something Orochimaru wanted… after much thought both of them chose to use the Jutsu… Jiraiya went to study up on things and search for the reincarnations while Tsunade went into hiding from Orochimaru… and other people… she… feared greatly…" said Ace.
"How long ago was that?" asked Luffy.
"That was 86 years ago…" said Ace,
"How do you know all this…" said Zoro.
"It all happened two months ago… you see until recently I've been after a pirate named Black Beard… he killed… some of my crew mates…" said Ace, "Then I met him…"
(Flashback)
Ace was walking down a street when he passed by a young man with white hair… he couldn't be older than Luffy… Ace turned around... there was something familiar about him… something he couldn't put his finger on
"What are you staring at?" said the young man.
"Do I know you?" asked Ace.
The man looked Ace over and said "You might… let's go get lunch somewhere" he said.
They went to a tavern… both were eating…
"So you thought I looked familiar…" said the young man, "Do…"
His sent ace was cut short when Ace had another narcoleptic fit… resulting in the young man to sweat drop.
"Oh my god…" said the young man he began to panic then Ace woke up.
"What's wrong?" asked Ace.
"You're alive…" said the young man.
"Yeah… I have narcolepsy…" said Ace.
"I see… as I was saying… do you believe in reincarnation…" asked the young man.
"Why do you ask?" said Ace.
"You see… I believe you might be a reincarnation of someone I knew…" said the young man.
"Right… I'm older than you…" said Ace.
"That's not true… I may look 18 but I'm really almost 150…" said the young man… who really wasn't that young, "You see I was told that 16 people I knew would be reincarnated… you just might be one of them…"
"Riiiight…" said Ace.
"Tell me this… have you ever had dreams where you were someone else… living their lives, going though what they go though… and dying at the hands of a man named Orochimaru…" said the man.
"How do you know…" said Ace.
"So I'm right…" said Ace, "So what was your name in your dreams…"
"Sasuke…" said Ace.
Jamahiriya sweatdroped, "You're his reincarnation? Wow… I was expecting… someone… darker…"
"What does that mean?" asked Ace.
"Then again… you didn't go though what Sasuke went though…" said the man.
"If what you're saying is true… in my past life… I did…" said Ace.
"Don't let those things get the best of you… your not Sasuke… you don't desire power to such an extent even if he did redeem himself… even if you do share some traits… which I'm sure you do… your not him… and I bet being him gave you some pretty bad nightmares…" said the man.
"Yeah…" said Ace, "So who are you?"
"They call me the Toad Sage…" said the man, "Jiraiya!"
"I think I heard that name… don't you write porn?" asked Ace.
"It's always the porn… not the fact that I'm a Sanin…" mumbled the man named Jiraiya.
Ace sweatdroped at this last remark.
"Well yes… I do write porn… there's something I need to talk to you about…" said Jiraiya.
"What?" asked Ace.
Just then the waitress came with the bill… Ace turned away for a second.
"Oh he's goi…" said Ace who noticed Jiraiya was gone and a tanuki statue in his place.
After paying for the bill Ace ddicde3d to look for him… and pay him back for sticking him with the bill. Ace thought about the whole past life thing he tapped into his past life's memories and realized he knew where the perverted sage was… a bath house… he found the bath house and saw the infamous sage who was of course was looking though a peep hole.
"You!" yelled Ace.
(Cut out of flashback)
"I'm going to skip this part…" said Ace.
"In other words you beat him up for sticking you with the bill…" said Zoro.
"Yeah…" said Ace.
"That seems familiar…" thought Luffy.
(Cut back to flashback)
Jiraiya was badly beaten… with a few burns…
"So interesting… you ate the Flare Flare Fruit… should have figured…" said Jiraiya.
"Yeah… so what were you saying eelier…" said Ace.
There was a scream, "Oh my god there's a peep hole!"
A horde of woman ran out the bathhouse.
"You are so going to pay…" said one of the woman.
(Cut out of flashback)
"I'm going to skip this part too…" said Ace with a sweat drop.
(Back to Flashback)
A badly beaten Ace and worse off Jiraiya were walking down the street talking.
"Well I think you completely 100 percent believe otherwise you wouldn't have found me…" said Jiraiya.
"Yeah…" said Ace.
A small white dog cam barking towards them.
"Oh it's you Akamaru…" said Jiraiya, "Oh yes… now as I was saying earlier you see there was a reason you being reincarnated… two reasons one of them I'm going to let you figure it out on your own… and the other…"
Jiraiya stopped in the middle of the road
"What?" asked Ace.
"You… and the others must kill Orochimaru once and for all…" he said.
"What!" yelled Ace.
"That's right… that was one the reasons… to finish the unfinished business in the past life… in way I'm glad you're the first one I met… because you have the most…"
"So I have to fight alone…" said Ace.
"Weren't you paying attention!" yelled Jiraiya, "You need to find the others it should be easy…"
"Oh really…" said Ace glaring at the pervert.
"Have you ever met someone… or knew someone… that you felt you've met this person before? Ever before you met them… felt like you know them before…" said Jiraiya.
"There is one…" said Ace, "And it's pretty funny…"
"What?" asked Jiraiya.
"My younger brother… Luffy… I always felt that about him…" said Ace.
"I wonder…" thought Jiraiya, "You should find him…"
"I know…" said Ace.
Later Ace was leaving on his fireboat.
"I have to you a few more things… one things that assassins from the sound will be after you… and…" said Jiraiya.
But before he could say anymore Kunai flew towards them… however then a when they hit the kunai impaled a tree log.
"Dan a replacement jutsu…" said an assassin from the shadows.
"Look behind you…" said a voice.
Assassin turned around and saw Jiraiya on Gama… one of the toads.
"Aww… man…" said the assassin.
Gama whipped his tongue towards the assassin, with it's tongue sent him flying in the sky.
Gama disappeared in a puff of smoke, Ace had watched the whole thing.
"Thanks…" said Ace.
"No problem…" said Jiraiya who sighed, "This is not my day…"
"So what were saying after sound assassins…" said Ace.
"Oh yeah…" said Jiraiya, "Akamaru!"
Akamaru braked telling Jiraiya where he was, the sage picked up the little dog and handed it to Ace then pulled out a Eternal Pose out of his pocket, "This dog is also reincarnated… expect he has all his memories, the reincarnation of Kiba will understand him… also that eternal pose is to Drum Island, there's a doctor by the name of Kureha, if you or one of the other gets seriously injured you should go see her… she's one of the best… and one more thing…"
"What?" asked Ace.
"One thing you will be able to the Justus you know, perfected and created in your past life… and also not only that… and you can use the Sharingan… it will be the same with Kakashi's reincarnation and the Hyugas… well the Hyuga's case it will the Byakugan but you get the idea… and one last thing… don't let your past life dominate this one… live your life the way you want to… no matter what…" said Jiraiya.
"Okay…" said Ace.
As he was sailing away he sighed, "Looks like Black Beard will take the back seat for now…" he thought, "How the hell I get to the East Blue!" he yelled realizing that fact.
(End of flashback)
"And that's how I found out…" said Ace.
"So how did you meet Kaya…" said Usopp.
"Well I guess we should explain that too…" said Ace.
(Flashback)
Ace had managed to get to East Blue… it was a very exciting adventure and though those adventures he was able to use the Sharingan as well as quite a few jutsus, he discovered that fire Jutsus don't take that much Chakra because of his fire powers … but now he was focusing on finding his brother, he figured that Luffy had already left so he decided to search furor clues… of course that meant vaguely wandering around… frontally there was a place he found Syrup village… he knew it was too small and figured Luffy hadn't been there… but he needed food… and had to buy dog food for Akamaru…
That day Kaya was walking the streets, people said hello to her… then she walked past a stranger… Ace… both of them stopped.
"Do… I know you…" said Kaya.
"No I don't think so…" said Ace who then realized something, "Um… do you know anywhere we can talk in private?"
"Why?" asked Kaya.
Ace heard a whizzing sound…
"Get down…" yelled Ace pushing Kaya out of the way.
A demon wind shrunken barely missed and imbedded itself in the wall of a nearby building.
"Damn it… they figured it out…" said Ace.
He saw a sound ninja jump down and hid.
Ace turned to Kaya and grabbed her hand.
"They're after you too… so come with me!" said Ace.
"What?" said Kaya.
"Just come on!" said Ace.
He grabbed Kaya and lead her to the nearby wood… which ironically which was where fight Jango happened.
"What happened here?" asked Ace.
"There was a fight with a pirate… who tired to kill me…" said Kaya, "What's going on?"
"My name is Ace and don't worry… I won't hurt you… what I'm about to tell is very unbelievable… and you might think I'm crazy…" said Ace.
He began to explain what was going on… Kaya stared at him.
"You think I'm crazy don't you…" said Ace.
Kaya only nodded.
"I thought at much…" said Ace with a sweat drop, he turned around and yelled "I know your out there…"
A sound assassin came out the trees… Ace punched it but it disappeared.
"It was a clone!" said Ace.
The real sound assassin jumped towards Kaya… she closed her eyes for a second then opened them again… the assassin froze.
"The Byakugan…" he said.
That when Ace got him… wit the Thousand years of Death! AKA the giant butt poke… it propelled the assassin a long ways, the assassin hit a tree, after getting up.
"Not cool! Dude that is so not cool! I'm not going to kill either of you this time… but I will be back sicko! You just violated me!" yelled assassin who then ran away.
"Thought that would get rid of him…" said Ace with a smirk.
He turned towards Kaya and gasped…
"What is it?" asked Kaya.
"Your eyes…" said Ace, "Do you have a mirror on you?"
Kaya did happen to have a small mirror in her pocket, she took it out and gasped at her eyes. They were now pale lavender and the veins near her eyes were bulging out.
"What happened…" said Kaya.
"My guess that after I told you about the past lives you must have subconsciously activated it…" said Ace, "Um… maybe just calm down a little…"
Kaya clamed down and the Byakugan turned off.
"Now do you believe me?" asked Ace.
"Yes…" said Kaya, "Who was that?"
"He was an assassin after both of us… because of our past lives… I'm pretty sure my brother is a part of this... too…" said Ace, "Hey… have there ever been anyone you've ever met… that you felt like you've met them before… but you haven't?"
"Now that I think about it… it was like that with Usopp…" said Kaya.
"Usopp?" asked Ace.
"Yes… a dear friend… I was sick until recently but he helped me though it with his stories… sometimes it felt like I've known him before I met him" said Kaya.
"Really where is he?" asked Ace.
"He joined pirate crew recently…" said Kaya.
"Oh…" said Ace.
"But now that I think about it…" said Kaya, all three members of the crew he joined… I felt the same way about them…"
"Really… what were their names?" asked Ace.
"The navigator was named Nami, the first mate was named Zoro and the captain was named Luffy…" said Kaya.
"Wait… Luffy as in Monkey D. Luffy?" asked Ace.
"Yes… why?" asked Kaya.
Ace began to laugh, "That's my brother… it's a small world…"
"Really? That's funny…" said Kaya.
Both laughed, then Kaya sighed.
"What is it?" asked Ace.
"So we have to travel with each other…" said Kaya.
"We have to… if either of us alone they might have better chance of killing us…" said Ace.
"I just hope that I'll be able to go…" said Kaya.
"Why?" asked Ace.
"My butler might not let me go…" said Kaya.
(End of flashback)
"So what happened?" asked Luffy.
"I managed to convinced Merry…" said Kaya slightly lying.
"What really happened?" asked Usopp.
"We both scared Merry with our blood line limits…" sighed Kaya.
"Blood line limit?" asked Nami.
"Yeah… some clans have special abilites… both my past life Sasuke and Kaya's past life Hinata had them…" said Ace.
"Can I see yours Ace?" asked Luffy excitedly, "Please…"
"Sure…" said Ace with sweat drop.
Ace closed his eyes when he opened them they were red with three coma like dots in them. Most of crew were shocked or surprised… particularly Sanji who fell out of his chair.
"What sacred?" asked Zoro with a smirk.
"No what I want to know why he could turn his off…" said Sanji.
"What?" said Ace turning off the Sharingan.
"This day is serially messed up…" mumbled Sanji, he sighed, he moved the hair that covered his eye then opened it… it was a Sharingan eye.
"It's been like ever since I was born. Ever since I was a kid if I tried to look though it, I'd get tired…" explained Sanji covering it up.
"I hate to say this… but now do you believe us…" said Ace.
All the Straw Hats and the tied up marine nodded.
"So who were we?" asked Nami.
"I don't know… all I know is that Usopp was Kiba and Sanji was Kakashi… because of his eye…" said Ace, "You have to remember your names from your dreams…"
"Oh I remember mine!" yelled Luffy, "In my dreams I was named Naruto!"
Everyone sweatdroped and thought one thing… "Why am I not surprised?"
"Well in my dreams I was named Shikamaru…" said Zoro.
"Oh great…" said Tashigi.
Zoro smirked, "Let me guess Temari…" he said remerging things from his dream.
Tashigi didn't say anything.
"I take it as yes…" said Ace with a sweat drop.
"I was Sakura in my dreams… and…" said Nami who then noticed outside the weather was calm, "Oh no…"
She ran out to the deck… everyone was confused so they fallowed… except for Tashigi… which they forgot was still tied to the chair.
"Hey… anyone… little help… I'm still tied up in here! I promise I won't arrest you if you untie me right now!" yelled Tashigi.
And that is how they learned about their past lives…
Next Time: After going though strange bizarre hardships they make to the Grand Line... wait... why does that blue haired girl that just tried to kill that whale seem familiar... also Ace has a run in with a sound assassin who claims that Ace rapped him... what will happen? And what he mean that Ace rapped him...