A/N: This chapter is shorter when compared to the other chapters... but enjoy...
Chapter 3: That's Not What I Did!
Straw Hats, Ace, Kaya and Akamaru had just went though the calm belt, returned to the east blue, went up a mountain,, came back down a mountain, got swallowed by a whale named Laboon, exited Laboon (thankfully not though the back end), stopped two people from killing and eating Laboon… and were now eating the elephant tuna that Sanji bought in Rouge town… it is then they finally that they noticed that Tashigi was still tied up in the Galley… after Ace untied her she joined in on the meal… well tired Luffy ate it all and Sanji was chasing him. But this gave a good chance for a discussion about where Tashigi stood on this…
"I'll help you… only because… well I have my reasons…" said Tashigi, "After that I will arrest you…"
"It will take a while… after all we have to find 8 people… as well find where Tsunade is hiding and meet up with Jiraiya… who knows you might change your mind about arresting us along the way…" said Ace.
"I don't care… and I doubt I will change my mind about this…" said Tashigi.
Nami was talking to Crocus, the keeper of the Twin Cape, the entrance to the Grand Line, they talking about the Log Pose, the only type of compass that worked on the Grand Line… Ace had one but once their business with Orochimaru was done they were going to part ways, they had found one from the two people who tried to kill Laboon… however Sanji finally managed to catch Luffy and kicked him… Luffy flew right Nami… and with bad luck breaking the Log Pose.
"Sanji... Luffy!" yelled Nami.
"What?" asked Sanji with love in his voice.
Nami kicked both Luffy and Sanji into the ocean.
"Ace… you said we'd eventually gain our abilities from our past lives right?" asked Zoro.
"Yeah…" said Ace.
"With Sakura's strength and Nami's temper… may god help us all…" said Zoro with a sweat drop.
When Sanji and Luffy came back they came with the two that tried to kill Laboon… both were begging on their hands and knees, wanting them to lead the way home… Whiskey Peak.
"You mean that place where everyone's a bounty hunter?" asked Tashigi.
"I heard about that place too…" said Ace.
Both of their mouths hanging open…
"How do you know?" aced the woman who was known only as Miss Wednesday.
"I'm a Marine who was kidnapped…" said Tashigi.
"Get over it…" said Zoro.
"I'm really a member of White Beard's crew…" said Ace.
"Great… they know…" said the man only as Mr. 9.
"Hey I was wondering…" said Luffy to Miss Wednesday, "Have we… met before?"
"No… I don't think I've met any of you…" said Miss Wednesday, she looked at Sanji, "Didn't you use that as a pick up line?"
"But it feels like he have met before…" said Sanji, "Wait a second…"
That's when they all realized it… she seemed familiar… somehow…
After parting ways with Crocus and Laboon now marked with the Straw Hats emblem (adept poorly drawn) Mr. 9 and Miss Wednesday were talking by Thwe bow.
"Why did they still do this have finding out?" asked Mr. 9.
"I don't know… but… it feels like I know them…" said Miss Wednesday.
"Hey… we need to talk…" yelled Luffy with Sanji and Ace next to him.
"Both of us?" asked Mr. 9.
"No, only the lovely lady…" said Sanji with a heart replacing his eye.
Miss Wednesday left with them while Mr. 9 just shrugged.
Not too long later, the entire crew met with Miss Wednesday in the Galley.
"What we are about to tell you is extremely insane… and you'll probably think we're crazy…" said Nami.
Ace began to tell her everything… Miss Wednesday began to twitch.
"You think we are crazy… right?" said Zoro.
"Yeah…" said Miss Wednesday.
"Have you ever had strange dreams where your someone else… and died at the hands of someone named Orochimaru?" asked Kaya.
Miss Wednesday's eyes were wide.
"You have the dreams too?" she asked.
She looked down to the ground, "I believe you…" she said quietly.
"What's wrong?" asked Nami.
"Nothing!" yelled Miss Wednesday.
"Were you Tenten or Ino in your dreams?" asked Sanji.
"Tenten…" said Miss Wednesday.
"Who was Tenten again?" asked Luffy.
"Is he… Naruto?" asked Miss Wednesday.
"Oh yeah…" said Nami.
There was a scream from outside.
"That was Mr. 9!" said Miss Wednesday.
They all ran out of the Galley to find Mr. 9 knocked out… and a sound assassin standing over him.
"Oh great..." said Ace.
"What?" asked Luffy.
"He the one from Syrup Village…" said Kaya.
"You!" yelled the sound assassin, "You rapped me!"
"I didn't!" yelled Ace.
"Yeah you did!" said the sound assassin
(Flashback)
Everything was in black and white, the sound assassin was minding his own business then Ace showed up… Ace began to laugh evilly. He got behind the sound assassin… stuck his fingers up his butt… it launched him a long ways… the sound assassin began to cry.
(End of flashback)
"That's not what happened… everything wasn't black and white and sinister!" yelled Ace.
"You violated me!" yelled the sound assassin.
"Is that what happened…" said Luffy.
"Of course not!" yelled Ace, "I used the Thousand Years of Death… which just mean I poked his butt hole…"
"I'm going to rape you back by rapping you!" said the Sound Assassin.
"I'm not entirely blameless… he made me do it!" said Ace.
"What!" yelled Sanji.
"Kakashi did invent the jutsu…" said Ace.
Sanji sweatdroped.
"Then that's perfect…" said the assassin, "Shadow Clone Jutsu!"
Two more of the assassin appeared… both took out kunai and began to chase the two.
"I'll get you after I get my revenge…" said the sound assassin who began to laugh in a crazy way.
"This is extremely stupid…" said Tashigi.
"Can someone help me with Mr. 9…" said Miss Wednesday.
"I'll help…" said Zoro.
With the chase… Sanji glared at Ace.
"Um… I think this might be a good chance for you to actually try to use jutsus…" said Ace.
"Is that your excuse for sharing the blame?" asked Sanji whop sighed, "Fine… but I think we shouldn't waist Chakra on them…"
"Oh yeah their just Shadow Clones…" said Ace with a sheepish smile.
Both turned around Sanji kicked one while Ace gave a fiery punch to the other, both went poof. The real assassin was laughing until he saw both of them walk up to him.
"I'll already have an idea how to get rid of him…" said Sanji with a smirk.
Sanji used summoned two shadow clones, Sanji and the clones all kicked the assassin off the boat.
Sanji wiped his brow, "That was exhausting…" he said.
Don't worry you'll get used to it…" said Ace.
"Cool!" yelled Luffy who watched along with Usopp, Kaya and Akamaru.
"I could have done better…" said Usopp.
"Bark… bark…" barked Akamaru, (Translation: Liar… Kiba didn't know Shadow Clone Jutsu)
Later Miss Wednesday was looking at the water sadly.
"Wednesday… what wrong?" asked a now concouis Mr. 9.
"It's nothing…" said Miss Wednesday.
"It had to do with what you talked with the pirates about right? What did you talk about?" said Mr. 9.
"You wouldn't believe me…" said Miss Wednesday.
"Try me…" said Mr. 9.
"It involves reincarnated ninjas… and that's all I'm saying…" said Miss Wednesday.
Mr. 9 tied to come up with a response but couldn't. Miss Wednesday continued to look at the water.
"Kohza…" she thought.
Next Time: Thanks to the face they know Whiskey Peak's secret... they won't fall the bounty hunter's tricks... however the organization that runs the island sends agents after Miss Wednesday... what's worse is when sound assassins show up... what will happen?
A/N: The line "It involves reincarnated ninjas… and that's all I'm saying…" is going to be repeated though out the story...