A/N: This chapter tells what happened to the Village Hidden in the Leaves after the deaths of Naruto and the rest...
Chapter 11: Hippo Fight
Tsunade sighed… she was winning big in poker agaisnt Nami (who she knew she would fear in the future) and Sanji… but of course as luck would have, just like every other time she won… it was a bad omen…
"Chopper we're going to fight him…" said Tsunade.
"Are you going to replace the henge?" asked Nami.
Tsunade smirked, "No… I'm coming out of hiding from this day forward…" said Tsunade, "And besides I have quite a bit of things to say to Wapol…"
Tsunade and Chopper were leaving the room, "Oh by the way Nami… please stay out of the fight… it's a little too early for to be moving around…" said Tsunade.
Nami nodded as Tsunade and Chopper left the room. Not too long later the two stood in front of the castle… with Chopper in full reindeer form, across from them was a very fat man covered in metal along with a man with a ton of afros and the man seen email in a checkered out fit… the fat man was Wapol, the afro man was Kuromarimo and the checkered man was Chess all three of them were riding a weird hippo thing...
"Who the hell are you! And where's the old hag!" yelled Wapol not recognizing Tsunade.
"I thought you wouldn't recognize me…" said Tsunade, "Dr. Kureha never existed… she was me and I am Tsunade!"
"What are you talking about?" yelled Wapol.
Tsunade put her Dr. Kureha henge back up, Wapol's eyes were wide.
"It was nothing but a henge… and illusion… Dr. Kureha never existed… it was all an act…" said Tsunade as Dr. Kureha who then once again dropped the illusion, "I was really Tsunade of the Sanin the whole time…"
"Tsunade?" asked Walpole surprised, "That would explain why you knew Jiraiya so well…" he muttered.
"I've always wanted to say these things to you… you are not a king… but a tyrant… a ruler is supposed to care for and every person not care only about themselves… to take away things from the people and give to yourself its truly awful…" said Tsunade.
"What would you know…" said Wapol.
Tsunade had a slight headache… apparently he has heard about her but did not know about that she indeed a ruler.
"I know a lot about ruling people I'm the 5th Hokage, I ruled The Village Hidden in the Leaves for 11 years! 6 years before giving it up to the 6th Hokage then taking it back after he died before giving it up again 5 years later to the 7th Hokage… don't you say do I know…" said Tsunade.
"So what… my word is law… now vacate this castle!" yelled Wapol.
"There's no way I'm going to vacate this castle…" said Tsunade, "Not to you anyways… but we will stop you!"
"You and what army?" asked Wapol.
That's when Luffy showed up using Gum Gum Rocket ramming into Wapol and his two crew members as well as the weird Hippo thing they were riding, knocking them off the mountain.
"It took you long enough…" said Tsunade turning to Sanji who joined them.
"Um… we got lost in the castle…" said Sanji.
"Just glad you two didn't get lost on the road of life…" said Tsunade.
Sanji sweatdroped…
Luffy got up and dusted himself and walked to the others were.
"That was fun…" said Luffy.
"How were you able to that?" asked Chopper.
"Oh, I'm a rubber man!" said Luffy stretching his cheek.
"It figures he'd eat a devil fruit…" said Tsunade, "Oh… aren't you cold…"
Luffy didn't answer and appeared to be thinking about something… causing Tsunade to sweat drop.
Wapol and his men still riding the hippo thing climbed back up the mountain.
"So you Straw Hat! You interfere again…" said Wapol.
"Hey it's cold!" yelled Luffy.
"You just noticed it now!" yelled both Sanji and Tsunade.
"Hey aren't you listening?" demanded Wapol.
"I'm going to get a jacket…" said Luffy.
"Hey!" yelled Wapol.
"Don't need one…" came Kyubi.
"How so?" asked Luffy.
"Just a small amount of my Chakra will warm you right up… that's not all! It will enhance you senses and strength!" said Kyubi talking like one of those guys from an infomercial.
"Why are you talking like that?" asked Luffy.
Kyubi was silent for a moment then shouted "Damn you infomercials! You ruined my life again!" yelled Kyubi who then coughed, "Just one more thing… don't get too angry if you do… you might go out of control…"
"Right!" thought Luffy.
Luffy began to glow red surprising both Sanji and Tsunade.
"Luffy when have you been able to use the fox's Chakra?" asked Sanji.
"Um… eelier today… I forgot to tell you… I can now do jutsus too…" said Luffy.
"Hey you should listen to the king!" yelled Kuromarimo.
"Is that so…" said Tsunade with a smirk, "Say afro boy… there's something I always wanted to do with you…"
"What?" asked Kuromarimo.
"A boxing match… right here, right now!" said Tsunade with a smirk.
Kuromarimo was confidante… "Right on!" he said.
Both walked up to each other.
"This going to end badly…" said Sanji.
"Yeah…" said Luffy.
Round 1:
Tsunade punched him in the face… knocking him out.
"Looks like I won…" said Tsunade.
"Two out of three…" said Kuromarimo getting up…
Round 2:
Tsunade won after punching him in the face again…
"I won again…" said Tsunade.
"3 out of 5…" said Kuromarimo.
Round 5:
Tsunade once again punch out the strange man with afros…
"I won again…" said Tsunade.
"6 out of 11…" said Kuromarimo.
Round 17:
Tsunade once again punch the man in face… she now knew he was completely out of it… so did everyone else…
"Flying Raspberries!" he yelled then passed out in the snow.
"Okaay…" said Tsunade with a sweat drop.
"That was…" said Sanji trying to come up with a good word.
"Stupid…" said Kyubi even though Sanji couldn't hear it.
"All right Tsunade!" cheered Chopper.
"What a weakling if he couldn't stand up to a woman…" said Wapol.
"What was that!" yelled Tsunade.
Chopper went into Heavy Point so that she wouldn't beat up the former king lest she'd be eaten…
"Chess…" said Wapol.
"Yes your sire…" said Chess.
"You know what to do…" said Wapol.
"Yes…" said Chess.
Chess took out a bow, and loaded it with an arrow… a flaming arrow…. That was pretty big…
"Um… Luffy… I have an idea…" said Kyubi.
"What?" asked Luffy.
"Use the Sexy Jutsu…" said Kyubi.
"No!" said Luffy.
"Oh come on… your Naruto's reincarnation… you have to live up to some of his style…" said Kyubi.
"No way!" thought Luffy.
"I'll give you meat if you do…" said Kyubi hiding the fact that he didn't have any way to give Luffy meat.
"Really!" asked Luffy.
"Yaah go do it!" said Kyubi.
"Transform!" said Luffy using Naruto's invention. There was a puff of smoke and Luffy was gone, in his place3 was an extremely beautiful girl with long black hair that hung around her ankles... not to mention she was naked but smoke was covering her private areas. Chess' nose erupted in a geyser of blood, and promptly fainted right next to the unconscious Kuromarimo, Wapol on the other hand was blushing and giggling… same with Sanji, Chopper mouth hung open in shock… Tsunade was angry… extremely angry with Luffy…
"Luffy!" yelled Tsunade.
She managed to break free of Chopper and ran over to the idiot rubber man… after hitting him in the head which reverted him back to "normal" Luffy she preceded to throttle him.
"How dare you use that! I pegged you not being a pervert but here you proved me wrong…" yelled Tsunade.
"It wasn't my idea… it was Kyubi's… he promised me to give me meat if I did it…" said Luffy.
Tsunade stopped as she gained a sweat drop, "How would he give you meat?" asked Tsunade.
"Um… I don't know…" said Luffy.
Luffy heard Kyubi was laughing a lot…
"Hey that was trick! Wasn't it!" thought Luffy.
"It wasn't a trick… it was a prank… I'm a fox, we play pranks…" said Kyubi in a playful tone.
"Um… Tsunade…" said Chopper panicking.
He pointed to Wapol… who was now a huge house with canons for arms.
"Um… when did that happen?" asked Luffy.
"When I was choking you…" said Tsunade.
"There's one more thing to do…" said Wapol… as he began to eat his unconscious men.
"Oh my god!" said Luffy.
"I just hope he doesn't merge them…" said Tsunade.
"Merge them?" asked Luffy.
Tsunade nodded… this fight was going to get more unexpected…
Next Time: The fight takes a strange turn, and Chopper manages to show his mad skills in battle. What will happen? And what abilities does he have? Find out next time…
