A/N: Just want to ay that the picture mentioned in the chapter is based on the "My (blank) friend" pictures on the Colbert Report, on the Colbert Report, Stephen has various friends of different creed such as "my black friend" or (my personal favorite) "my Jewish Friend". If you go to the Black Best Friend page on TV tropes, then you would see the type of picture I'm talking about.

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Chapter 27: Granddaughter of Sai

While this was going with the Straw Hats, they had reached a river, they couldn't get Scissors (which was the name of the crab) to cross over before several reasons. One was it couldn't get across the river and the other well…

"I can't believe that pervert of a crab… lousy crab…" muttered Tsunade.

"Wow… I can't wait until Jiraiya returns…" said Zoro sarcastically.

Well the crew tried to use "pervert power" by haven't one of the girls remove their cloak as Scissors loved dancer girls and Tsunade nearly killed the poor crab. They were now currently swimming with Nami helping Ace and Chopper riding Tsunade's head.

"Don't blame Tsunade. Mover Crabs can't swim." Said Vivi.

"But did she have to beat it up so hard?" asked Usopp.

Everyone turns around and saw the poor crab still knocked out.

"We have to keep moving." Said Kohza.

"When this is all over I'm training your butts off." Muttered Tsunade since no one had the hang of water walking yet.

That's when a giant catfish appeared.

"Oh fuck! It's a Sandora Catfish!" yelled Ginta.

Before Tsunade could get out of the water and beat the catfish to a bloody pulp. Suddenly a bunch of weird seal turtle things came out of the water and beat up the catfish.

"What are those?" asked Nami.

"Kung fu Dugong, I wonder why their helping." Said Vivi.

"They're saying that their ancestral master has returned." Said Chopper.

"Their ancestral master?" asked Kohza.

Kohza, Vivi and Ginta all stared at Tsunade.

"You beat the shit out of them, didn't you?" asked Ginta.

"It was a long time ago… I didn't think their decedents would still think of me as their master." Said Tsunade laughing nervously.

"Should we ask…" said Tashegi.

"I think it's best if we don't." said Nami.

Back in the desert…

"I believe you." Said Ms. All Sunday.

"You do…" said Ms Golden Week, "How?"

"As a child I studied the legend and the Hidden Continent. Most people off it don't know about your Grand Father, but I do." Said Ms All Sunday.

"You do?" asked Ms. Golden Week.

That's when there was a gust of wind… it was Pell one of the Royal Guards.

"Well, well word get out fast." Said Ms. All Sunday.

"Where is Princess Vivi?" asked Pell.

"Don't worry she's safe." Said Ms All Sunday, "She's headed to the Palace right now."

Pell glared at the woman, "How do I know you're tell the truth?"

"Trust me." Said Ms All Sunday, "By the way, you should take those to the Palace."

Pell looked at Luffy who was gravely injured and Ms. Golden Week.

"One of them is injured while the other is an enemy of Baroque just because she was born." Said Ms All Sunday, "I think you should be able to keep them safe."

Ms All Sunday walked off into the desert…

Pell sighed… "You think you can hold on to him?" asked Pell.

Ms. Golden Week simply nodded.

Back with the others, thanks to Tsunade's… well students. They managed to use to the knocked out Cat Fish as a sort of boat while the Kung Fu Dugong towed them.

It should now b3 pointed out that Kung Fu Dugong are a type of animal that practices martial arts should someone defeat them that person would become their master. Many years before, Tsunade beat a lot of him.

However Usopp couldn't help laughing at was happened.

"Shut up! I was going though a rough time!" yelled Tsunade.

Were you drunk?" asked Ginta trying not to laugh himself.

"No, I was just angry…" growled Tsunade.

This made Ginta and Usopp laugh a lot… causing Tsunade to hit both of them.

They got onto land.

"So how are we going to there from here?" asked Nami.

"It's going to take another half a day to get there." Said Vivi.

"Like I said, when this is all over, I'm going to train your butts off." Said Tsunade.

"We heard you the first time!" yelled Zoro.

"I guess we have to walk." Said Kohza.

That's when they heard a quack. They turned to Carue with other ducks like him.

"The Spot Bill Duck Squad." Said Vivi happily.

"Well… that was convent." Said Ace.

Elsewhere in a room, Akumi was healing some of Crocodile's wounds.

"Well… we did warn you didn't we?" asked Akumi.

"Stop mentioning." Growled Crocodile.

"Sorry… but it's so much fun!" said Akumi sticking her tongue out.

That's when Orochimaru entered the room.

"Akumi, go find Ms All Sunday and bring her to the base. You can finish healing him afterwards." Said Orochimaru.

"Sure." Said Akumi with a smirk, she disappeared in a puff of smoke knowing what was going to happen.

There was a strange silence.

"Your absolutely useless, aren't you?" asked Orochimaru.

"What?" asked Crocodile.

"So you are indeed the second weakest of the 7 War Lords if not the weakest." Said Orochimaru.

"What!" yelled Crocodile.

That's when several snakes appeared and began to strangle Crocodile.

"Your weak." Said Orochimaru, "You couldn't even defeat Naruto's Reincarnation with the seal. Your almost worthless."

That's when Orochimaru let go of Crocodile.

"If you fail to kill any of the reincarnations one more time… that's it!" said Orochimaru who began to walk out of the room, "Once your recovered I'm going to make an announcement to our agents about how I'm the new co-leader."

"I never allowed any of that." Coughed Crocodile.

Orochimaru glared at Crocodile who shivered at the glare sensing the killing intent that came with it.

"I am in charge now." Said Orochimaru as he began to leave once more, "By the way you should really drop that habit with you walking out without checking the person has died… it's really annoying."

Crocodile gritted his teeth in anger.

"I should have listened to Ms All Sunday." He thought.

A few hours later at the Palace. Vivi lead everyone into the Palace, Vivi and Kohza had to discus certain matters with the king and some Guards while the others wait, a guard lead the others to a room.

"Pell found him in the desert. According to the girl he was with, he's part of your group." Said the guard.

"Girl he was with?" asked Ace.

They got to the room where Luffy was either sleeping or unconscious, covered in bandages due to the burns he suffered. Ms. Golden Week sat by his side.

"Well he's in better shape than I thought he would be." Sighed Tsunade, "But still, he needs to be healed. Nami, Chopper you're going to help me."

"Right!" said Chopper.

"Okay." Said Nami.

Tsunade began to unravel the bandages to heal Luffy's wounds and burns. While Nami and Chopper helped.

"Hey kid, who are you?" asked Zoro.

"Wait! Aren't you one of the Baroque Works agents?" asked Ginta.

"Yes…" said Ms Golden Week.

"What are you doing here?" asked Tashegi.

"Wait! I'm on your side! Really!" cried Ms. Golden Week.

She rummaged though her pockets and pulled out an old picture. It was of Naruto when he was in his late teens, his arm was around another teenager, the picture was of Naruto pointing to the other teenager who didn't look happy… there was a caption that read "My Artist Friend"

"Oh yeah… I remember those pictures." Said Zoro.

"I remember that I… I mean Kiba punched Naruto afterwards." Said Usopp.

"Why do you have the picture?" asked Kaya.

"Sai… Sai is my grandpa…" whispered Ms Golden Week., "I don't want to fight you!"

Everyone looked at the girl, unsure what to say to the girl.

Meanwhile at Baroque Works Base… The Officer Agents and the Sound 4 met in a room. They all waited.

"I'm bored." Whined Minako.

"Then do something while we wait." Muttered Ms Double Finger.

"What's there to do." Said Minako.

Before a fight could break out, Orochimaru, Crocodile and their right hand women entered the room.

"We can't start a meeting yet! My partner isn't here!" yelled Mr. 3.

"Sorry but she abandoned us, her grand father was a leaf ninja from the days of 6th Hokage and was often referred to the 13th member of the Lead 12…" said Satoshi, "He told her stories… she wouldn't have been good for the mission anyways."

"Anyways." Said Orochimaru, "I am now in charge of Baroque Works… well not in charge more like co-leader."

"Is that true?" asked Mr. 2.

"Yes…" sighed Crocodile.

Orochimaru smiled evilly, while the sound 4 Smirked.

"Now we have to regroup and come up with the plan to kill the Reincarnations." Said Orochimaru with an evil smirk.

Crocodile muttered something under his breath, he should have listened to Ms All Sunday, he shouldn't have joined Orochimaru. And now, not only have all his plans failed, he wasn't even in charge of his own Organization anymore. It couldn't get any worse than that…

Next Time: Both sides come up with a new plan to fight each other. While the reincarnations find out about Ms Golden Weeks past. What will happen? Find out next time!