A/N: I know it's a bit old! BUT WHOOHOO! This story has a TV Tropes page! Along with The Biju Biju Fruit, The New Lives Saga, Ponies One Half, D Reincarnation and My Little Community! Enjoy the chapter... which I admit was anti-climatic... I wasn't up for writing a big fight... sorry... either way enjoy the chapter!
Chapter 30: Sanji's Weakness
Sanji didn't want to fight this guy, esspeiclly since he could transform into him.
But then again from Kakashi's memories, he could remember the fact that he had to deal with a ton of those.
This wasn't new for a ninja. Dealing with opponents who transformed into someone was normal.
But there was a difference, it wasn't illusion.
"This is going to tough." Muttered Sanji.
Sanji gritted his teeth, he knew he had to fight him.
"This better end well…" he muttered.
Sanji ran to kick him, but Mr. 2 blocked with his leg.
"Aren't you going to use your fancy Jutsu?" asked Mr. 2.
"Not yet." Said Sanji.
"I see." Said Mr. 2.
Sanji words his opponent. The two exchanged kicked with each other.
"I know you will attack that one guy…" said Mr. 2.
Sanji rolled his eyes…
"But what about him..." Said Mr. 2. Turning into Luffy.
Sanji once again kicked him in the face.
"Isn't he supposed to your captain?" asked Mr. 2.
"Yes." Answered Sanji.
Mr. 2 gritted his teeth.
That was when he came up with an idea, turn into the legendary Tsunade… he would have had he not got a bad feeling.
"What's wrong?" asked Sanji.
"Nothing! Nothing at all!" yelled Mr. 2.
"You wanted to transform into Tsunade, didn't you?" asked Sanji.
Mr. 2 nodded… he remember the horrible threat… The threat about turning into her.
"Change in to her." Said Sanji.
"No way! I like being alive!" yelled Mr. 2.
Sanji sweat dropped.
"I see…" Sanji muttered.
"Yeah…" said Mr. 2.
That was when it hit Mr. 2…
Perhaps he had a weakness for women…
"So there is no member of the crew you won't hit?" asked Mr. 2.
"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Sanji.
"Oh come on." Said Mr. 2, he turned to the other female face he picked up Tashigi's.
Sanji turned to jelly at that moment.
The Tashigi disguised Mr. 2 smiled evilly, then turned back.
"I found your weakness." said Mr. 2.
"Crap…" thought Sanji.
Mr. 2 once again turned into Tashigi. Causing him to fall in love.
"You are pathetic." said the Tashigi disguised Mr. 2.
Sanji sighed and sweat dropped.
"I guess I have to use my secret weapon then." Said Sanji.
"Secret weapon?" asked The Tashigi Disguised Mr. 2 who then changed back, "What's that?"
Sanji removed his hair revealing the Sharingan.
"Oh… isn't that…" said Mr. 2…
"The Sharingan." Said Sanji.
Mr. 2 gulped, he wasn't able to do anything… against it? Right?
Mr. 2 decided to try to see if it worked...
He once again changed to into Tashigi.
"Let's see what kind of reaction this gets." Said the Tashigi disguised Mr. 2.
Sanji stared at the disguised Mr. 2 and began to twitch… the eye didn't effect anything, however that means he couldn't lie about it.
"It didn't affect me…" lied Sanji, who was twitching all over while hearts formed with the smoke of the cigarette.
"Is that so?" asked the Tashigi disguised Mr. 2.
The Tashigi disguised Mr. 2 began to undo… uh… the blouse. Pink hearts erupted from Sanji.
The disgusted Mr. 2 smirked, quickly turned back and attacked, however Sanji was able to dodge the attack.
"What?" asked Mr. 2.
Sanji smirked but he didn't' say anything.
Mr. 2 turned into Tashigi once again.
"Can you tell me how you were able to dodge?" Said the Tashigi disguised Mr. 2.
Sanji closed his eyes, "I'm not going to tell you…" he muttered.
Mr. 2 changed back and attacked Sanji who just dodged.
"How can you dodge me?" asked Mr. 2.
"You really want to know with no tricks?" asked Sanji, "I figured out your weakness."
"What? I don't have a weakness…" said Mr. 2.
"I noticed you can't attack me as Tashigi." Said Sanji.
"Huh, what was that?" asked Mr. 2 as the words on the mark appeared next to him.
"I know you heard me, I can see the caption." Said Sanji.
Mr. 2 knew that he didn't have that much else he could do, he took off his two swans and put them on his shoes.
"Why are you doing that?" asked Sanji with a sweat drop.
"What? These swans have steel tipped beaks." Said Mr. 2.
He ended up kicking a nearby wall leaving a perfectly round hole.
"Okay…" said Sanji, "Something to note…"
The two began to exchange blow but it was mostly just Sanji dodging Mr. 2's kicks while Sanji got a few hits in.
"Why can't I hit him?" thought Mr. 2.
That was when Sanji began to stumble a bit.
"Great… I used it too long." He thought.
He recovered the Sharingan.
"That's why I wasn't able to hit." Realized Mr. 2.
Mr. 2 smiled… he ran towards Sanji.
"I wonder…" thought Sanji.
That was when Sanji quickly began to make hand signs, he then inhaled and unleashed a large amount of fire. The fire hit Mr. 2… and he was done for the count.
"Sorry, but I had to finish it quickly you understand, right?" asked Sanji.
"Finish me off then…" said Mr. 2, "I did lose."
"No, not my style…" said Sanji.
Mr. 2 smiled, why? Because even if he lost, part of him knew he never stood a chance.
Elsewhere on the island, Mr. 3 created a sword made of wax only for Ace to melt it.
"Hey!" yelled Mr. 3.
"What?" asked Ace.
"Stop that!" he yelled.
"It's not my fault if fire beats wax." Said Ace.
"Who are you anyway?" asked Mr. 3.
"Portgas D. Ace." Answered Ace.
"Wait… aren't you…" said Mr. 3.
"One of the commanders of White Beard's crew." Answered Ace.
Mr. 3 began to shake… this was very bad…
He was outmatched…
But a small part of his brain began yell out "Hey you can beat him! You can do it! Beat him and you'll get a promotion!"
The sane rational part of his brain decided to screw it and let the minority take control… they were going to lose anyways so why not be delusional about it.
"All right! I will beat you!" yelled Mr., 3 who began to laugh.
"Great…" mumbled Ace, "He snapped…"
Ace sighed, at least this was going to be an easy fight… unlike the others that were going on…
Next Time: As Ace is "fighting" Mr. 3, he thinks back to the first time he met Luffy... what happened... find out next time!