A/N: (Drags herself in, slaps chapter on table and moans rather weakly) YAY! 70,000 hits! It reached that point a couple months ago, but I decided I needed to update this evidently... and it's the first in a long list that reached celebration points (well those not celebrated since then)... Anyways enjoy the chapter... Hopefully...

Chapter 34: Get Along Little Doggie

Both groups looked at each other. Sizing up each other for the fight was soon going to begin.

"All right! Are you ready?" asked Chopper.

"Just a moment, I have to get ready." Usopp said nervously.

Akamaru barked (Coward).

"Hey!" yelled Usopp.

Akamaru barked again, (You're too scared to fight!).

""I am not too scared to fight!" yelled Usopp.

"IS he yelling at a dog?" asked Miss Merry Christmas.

"Yeeeeessss…." Answered Mr. 4 rather slowly.

"Good I wanted to make sure we were seeing the same thing." sad Miss Merry Christmas.

"Can you two please not fight." Said Chopper, "We have to fight them."

However Akamaru just glared at Usopp and then huffed.

"I think they're having some kind of spat." Said Miss Merry Christmas, "Quick while their distracted."

However it took Mr. 4 a while to get ready.

Miss Merry Christmas sighed, knowing she would have to do it while he got ready.

She turned into a mole and dove into the ground.

"Uh… Usopp, Akamaru…" said Chopper.

"What?" asked Usopp.

They noticed that Miss Merry Christmas was gone.

And then suddenly she attack from below them sending them flying.

They all got up.

"Are you guys okay?" asked Chopper.

"I'm fine." Sighed Usopp.

Akamaru barked that he was okay too.

Miss Merry Christmas popped out.

"A groundhog!" yelled Usopp.

"I'm a mole you idiot!" yelled Miss Merry Christmas.

"Oh sorry about that." Said Usopp.

Before Miss Merry Christmas could do anything a baseball landed in front of them.

"A baseball?" asked Usopp.

That was when the baseball suddenly exploded in front of them.

They were all tossed into the air thanks to the explosions.

"Ow…" said Usopp.

"Why did a baseball explode?" asked Chopper.

Usopp, Chopper and Akamaru all looked up and saw something weird.

A dog that was a gun… or as it a gun that was a dog… either way it was weird.

"What is that thing!" yelled Usopp.

That was when the dog fun sneezed a baseball.

Usopp grabbed Chopper and Akamaru and ran away from the ball, which of course exploded.

But thankfully they were far enoguh away this time.

"We're fighting a gun dog that shoots exploding baseballs." Mumbled Usopp.

Akamaru barked (Tell me something I don't now…)

"All right I think we need to work together to beat them." Said Usopp.

Akamaru barked (No).

"What do you mean "No"?" asked Usopp.

(No.) barked Akamaru.

"Please don't fight you." Said Chopper.

"Look we have to fight them." Said Usopp.

That was when the dog gun sneezed again nearby.

Usopp picked up Chopper and Akamaru and ran.

(Running again… seriously?) barked Akamaru.

"What other choice do I have!" yelled Usopp.

However that was when Miss Mercury Christmas grabbed him from below.

Molehill Intersection Number 4!" called out Miss Merry Christmas.

Usopp let go of the two as he dragged towards Mr. 4 who was holding a gigantic bat.

"Oh no!" yelled Usopp as he was smacked with the bat and sent flying.

"Usopp!" cried Chopper.

He picked up Akamaru and ran towards where Usopp landed.

"So much pain…" groaned Usopp.

Akamaru stared at your problem and them groaned.

"What is your problem!" yelled Usopp.

(Do you want to know what my problems are?) barked Akamaru.

"Yes!" yelled Usopp.

(You're a coward!) barked Akamaru, (You always run away and you never fight! You're nothing like Kiba!)

Usopp sighed, "I know I'm nothing like Kiba… I'm sorry…" said Usopp.

Akamaru began to cry.

(But Luffy… and…) barked Akamaru.

"Yeah, but Ace is nothing like Sasuke, Zoro isn't like Shikamaru… and Vivi isn't like Tenten… I think…" said Usopp.

Akamaru whined even more.

"I'm sorry I'm nothing like Kiba." Said Usopp.

Akamaru cried.

Usopp began to pet Akamaru.

"I'm really sorry…" said Usopp, "I do have his memories, remember."

(That's not enoguh…) cried Akamaru.

Usopp sighed.

"You have all your memories? Don't you?" asked Usopp.

Akamaru nodded.

"I don't have all of his." Sighed Usopp.

Akamaru looked down.

"I know…" sighed Usopp, "But that should mean we shouldn't try to be friends."

Akamaru sighed.

"Come on I can't use a lot of Kiba's jutsus on my own." Pointed out Usopp.

(You were hit by a bat.)barked Akamaru, (And it really messed up your face.)

"I'm fine." Said Usopp getting up but there was a cracking sound and he fell back down.

"Usopp!" said Chopper.

"No I have to do this…" said Usopp, he looked at Akamaru, "We have to do this."

Akamaru happily nodded.

"All right!" said Usopp.

Chopper sighed getting the feeling that he couldn't talk down this determination.

"Where are they Where are they!" yelled Miss Merry Christmas.

That was when she saw twin tornados looking things heading right for her.

"What?" she asked.

Both of them hit her.

She was sent flying.

"What just happened?" she asked getting up.

She looked up and was shocked, there were now two Usopps and both of them looked a bit wilder.

"What… what… just happened?" she asked in shocked.

"You want me to show you?" asked one of them.

Both of them once again used Fang over Fang as the attack as known.

Miss Merry Christmas didn't know how to react to that other than scream.

Chopper watched this but realized that he had to take out Mr. 4.

He took out his Rumble Ball and ate it.

"Rumble!" he called out.

That was when he shifted to his Brain Point and look for the weakness of Mr. 4.

He was having a hard time finding it and realized he didn't have time for it.

He switched to Arm Point and ran over to Mr. 4 and punched him in the face as hard he could.

However thanks to Mr. 4's slowness and reaction time he didn't react in time and went down fast.

"Seriously!" yelled Chopper.

Miss Merry Christmas struggled to get up.

"I don't understand?" asked Miss Merry Christmas.

"I have Ninjutsu remember!" yelled Usopp.

He undid the Jutsu so his was no longer wild looking.

"What…" said the Usopp disguised Akamaru.

"Don't worry I can handle it." Said Usopp.

He took out his slingshot and shot her with the slingshot causing a somewhat large explosion and this was able to finish her off.

The Usopp disguised Akamaru smirked before turning back into his dog form.

"I can't help to feel like we forgot something…" said Usopp.

They heard a sneeze and a baseball landed in front of them.

"Oh no…" said Usopp as it exploded sending both of them flying.

Both of them got up a bit dazed.

(You want to transform?) barked Akamaru.

"Maybe it might work…" responded Usopp.

Both of them got together and worked their Jutsu together and transformed into a giant two-headed dog.

The dog gun was so shocked that it suddenly fainted.

"What…" said Usopp as they turned back.

(That was oddly easy…) barked Akamaru.

"Is everything okay?" asked Chopper.

"I'm fine!" said Usopp giving the thumbs up before collapsing.

Akamaru walked over and licked his face.

"Face! In pain!" yelled Usopp.

Akamaru and Chopper sweat dropped.

(At least he kept it in) said Akamaru.

"Yeah." Sighed Chopper.

With Nami and Ms. Double Finger the two looked at each other.

"Heh… you look weak." Sid Ms. Double Finger.

"I'm not as weak at I look!" said Nami.

Nami and Ms. Double Finger's fight would begin.

On the bright side it seems like Usopp and Akamaru were starting to get along so that was a plus…

Next Time: Nami and Miss Double Finger fight... can Nami's brute strength be enoguh to fight off the strongest female agent? Find out next time!