Blitzo was sitting at his desk as usual, doing paperwork. Not the most pleasant thing to do but it comes with the job. Loona was on her hell phone just scrolling through hell's media, minding her own business.
"Hey Loona!" Said Blitzo. "How many calls did we get this month?"
Loona for a few seconds didn't gave a damn but reluctantly responded.
"None!" Which she said with annoyance.
Blitzo stopped his paperwork, look up at Loona and with hesitation said.
"N- None?" After a few seconds of shaking his hands he then asked. "The fuck is that supposed to mean?!"
Loona sighs and said. "It means no one called this week!" She stops looking at her phone for a moment and said. "Things have been slow since the Slayer arrived in town."
Blitzo breaks his pen, throw all the papers on his desk away, pounds on the desk and proceeded to a long tantrum.
"THAT FUCKING DOOMGUY IS ALL OVER THE NEWS! HOW THE FUCK DID HE MANAGED TO GET IN THE CAPITAL?! HOW?! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!"
He then calms down and drop his head on the desk where he mumbled.
"I fucking hate this place, this was supposed to be a safe heaven in hell."
The landline phone rang and Blitzo immediately stand up with a smile on his face, he answers the phone.
"I.M.P here how can I help you?"
Loona listened to the conversation while scrolling through hell's media.
"Mmh mmh... Yeah that can be arranged." Said Blitzo. "Who's the target?" After a few seconds of silence Blitzo loudly said. "Sorry but we have a zero killing managera at I.M.P and-"
He was interrupted, after which he responded. "I'm a manager myself! I'd put myself in danger if I'd condone that kind of thing."
After a few seconds Blitzo seemed to reach an agreement.
"Yeah we can kill her husband. Now I'm gonna need your name and hellified security number."
Blitzo recited the infos given to him.
"Karen uh... 53... 214... Mmh mmh got it. So for payment we'll-"
Again he was interrupted.
"No we don't accept coupons... We don't even provide discount coupons." After a while Blitzo reluctantly responded in agreement. "Yes gift card will do."
The conversation ended with Blitzo heading for the exit.
"Where you're going?" Asked Loona.
"To a walk! Make sure the office doesn't burn down again..." Said Blitzo.
Loona asked. "Are you going to spy on Mooxie and Millie again?
Blitzo aggressively answers. "NO!"
After an awkward minute of Loona and Blitzo staring at each other in silence, Loona said.
"Meh whatever I don't care." And proceeded to keep scrolling on her phone.
Blitzo exited the office and walked down the empty street, where he would yet again spy on Mooxie.
The end.