This story is an AU where Breakdown is still alive for comedic reasons. Enjoy the story.
It had been a rough couple of weeks for the Decepticons they were having trouble working together lately.
So they called Rung and scheduled a group therapy appointment. Rung didn't tell them the Autobots were also doing a group therapy session just on the other side of the wall.
Since the rooms were sound proof he was confident that the bots and cons wouldn't find out about each other.
So got the session underway.
"OK tell me what the problem is." Rung encouraged them.
"The Problem is Starscream is an idiot!" Said Megatron.
"No Megatron is a jerk who's always hurting me!" Starscream hissed.
"No the problem is Starscream is bossy!" Knock Out cut in.
"No the real problem is Knock Out cares way too much about his paint job!" Said Breakdown.
"Soundwave superior other Decepticons inferior!" Soundwave add.
"This is illogical." Shockwave told them.
"Oh shut up!" All the other Decepticons yelled at once. Before they all almost came to blows with each other. Before Rung managed to break it up.
"OK let's start with some trust exercises." Rung explained. "Everyone pair up and one of you stand behind your partner and then their gonna let themselves fall backwards and you catch them to build trust."
"Knock Out and Breakdown can go first." Rung added. "OK Knock Out since your the smaller one your gonna let yourself fall and Breakdown will catch you."
"OK." Knock Out agreed. "Ready Breakdown?"
"Ready." Breakdown replied.
"Oh hey Breakdown." Starscream suddenly said.
"Yes?" Breakdown answered turning to see what the seeker wanted and letting Knock Out fall to the floor in the process.
"Never mind." Starscream told him with a smirk. Having distracted the blue mech on purpose just so he wouldn't catch Knock Out.
"Ouch!" Knock Out said pulling himself back up off the floor.
"Sorry Doc." Breakdown apologized.
"Let's try again." Knock Out told him.
Then they got back in position to try again.
"Breakdown?" Starscream asked.
"Yes?" He replied letting Knock Out hit the floor again.
"Nothing." Starscream said clearly enjoying the opportunity to mess with Knock Out by detracting Breakdown to let him fall.
"Quit it!" Knock Out snapped at the seeker.
"OK I won't do it again." Starscream promised.
Then they tried again.
"Hey Breakdown!" They heard the seeker's voice say.
"Yes?" Breakdown responded and let Knock Out fall again.
"My poor finish Starscream I thought you promised?!" Knock Out yelled.
"That wasn't me!" The seeker replied.
"Well then who was it?" Asked Knock Out. Only for Soundwave to suddenly play a laugh track and Knock Out facepalmed.
"SOUNDWAVE!!!" Both Starscream and Knock Out yelled at him for copying the seekers voice. Then the slender mech looked at them and they both backed down.
Megatron chuckled finding the whole thing amusing.
"OK let's try something else." Said Rung seeing that this was getting them nowhere.
"OK how about some role play?" Rung told them a bit later after giving them a few minutes to calm down after both Starscream and Knock Out had gotten mad a Soundwave.
"OK I want each of you to pretend to be one of you coworkers and highlight the traits that bother you about them the most." Rung explained.
Then Soundwave rased his servo to go first.
"Logical illogical logical illogical logical illogical." He suddenly kept repeating in Shockwave's voice.
"What is that supposed to be?" Asked Shockwave.
"You you idiot." Soundwave replied in Megatron's voice.
"You forgot premature." Starscream pointed out.
"Don't you start seeker." Shockwave told Starscream before running off after Soundwave who fled intending to make him pay for the insult.
"I wanna try one." Said Knock Out.
"Oh I'm the best mech on the Nemisis and the only Decepticon who really matter no one else can compare to me now I'll do whatever lord Megatron wants so he doesn't beat the scrap out of me." Knock Out finished doing his impersonation.
"I don't think your supposed to do yourself Knock Out." Breakdown told his best friend.
"I was doing Starscream." Knock Out told him.
"No Starscream is more like this." Said Megatron.
"I think I'm the ture leader of the Decepticons but I'm really just a stupid seeker who can't do anything right." "Oh master no my intentions were true!" Megatron did his best Starscream impression.
"OK now I'll do Megatron!" Starscream hissed. Then he just walked over and smacked Knock Out in the faceplates.
"You listen to me or I'll beat you to scrap because I used to be a gladiator so I just see the whole universe as my own personal cage match and pretend to want freedom for and equality for Cybertron but all I really care about is myself and my own personal vendettas and if you get in my way I'm strong and will crush you like a scraplet!" Starscream said doing an actually convincing impression of Megatron.
Then Megatron casually walked over and punched him through the wall.
"Can I skip the impersonation thing it looks dangerous?" Asked Breakdown.
"Wait what is Starscream doing here?" They all suddenly heard Arcee's voice say.
"Decepticons!" They then heard Optimus say.
"Autobots!" Megatron yelled then he and the other Decepticons ran over and started fighting them after he had accidentally and unknowingly reveled the presents of both factions to the other by tossing Starscream through the wall where the Autobots had been having their session.
"Should've known this would happen." Thought Rung as he watched both sides fight and rip his clinic to shreds while Starscream who was out cold from being tossed through the wall just laid there while everyone else fought around and over him. "Well at least they all seem to be working together now I'll mail them their bills later."
Later that night Starscream pulled himself off the floor of the clinic that had closed for the night.
"Outch no matter how many time you get hit by Megatron you never quite get used to it." The seeker said then realised he was the only one there and it was night.
"Wow where did everyone go and how did the place get trashed?" Starscream thought out loud. "Well looks like whatever happened I missed the worst of it."
Just then his com-link went off.
"Hello?" Starscream answered it.
"Hi Starscream this is Knock Out I got to thinking and I'm sorry about everything." The red medic apologized over the com-link.
"It's OK Megatron just brings out the worst in everyone I'm sorry too." The seeker replied.
"Breakdown and I are both going on vacation wanna join us?" Knock Out asked.
"Sure that sounds fun." Starscream agreed before they both hung up then he started to leave the clinic he was still standing in only to realize the door was locked because they had closed for the night.
But right when he was about to panic he noticed a hole in the wall from the battle he had missed earlier and exited through there.
"Well that's convenient." Starscream said before calling for a bridge and going to join his friends on vacation.
The End.
Hope this story turned out OK. Just a funny one shot I came up with. Hope you all enjoyed it.