PERCY DAM JACKSON

"So, how's it going ?" Annabeth asks me.

"Well, we still don't have enough people to man it. Also, we're running low on power" I pretend to be an actual EXPERT, so I talk in this weird voice that only Clarrise uses when she's explaining something about war, minus the dumb insults. I look up at the soon-to-be equivalent of Ares's power. (PLEEEEAAAAASE don't tell him OR his cabin that) Even though it's not finished yet, anyone looking at it would marvel at the sight. Or at least anyone who didn't notice the mark on it's side. It was magically written to spell THE DEMI-LLAMA, no matter what language you could read. Or if you could read at all. Note: this is only a FRACTION of the gods' unequalled pride. The name of their kids' best weapon. Even though it was a really, really badly picked name. I mean...you get the point. Anyway, back to right now. I continued to work on the Llama's air horns. Yup, that's right. AIR HORNS. When Nico asked about it, I told him that the real 'Bad Boys' as Ares called it, were at the top, at the back. He also asked if I was likely to hit my mortal point from this drop. "No..." He asked 'purely hypothetically' if I was hit with the laser-geysers would it blast me out of existence... strange. But my 'Seaweed Brain' was too late to figure out that he was going to use me as- BOOM...*sigh* -target practice

"HEY! WATCH IT DEATH-BREATH" I yell at him while retorting with 10 bucketloads of pressurised water... okay I'm using a Clarrise-voice again. The same thing as the weapons on the Llama but without the fatal power.

"Oh, I did that on purpose"

"Duh. Watch your BACK, there's more where that came from." He grumbled something back that might have been an insult.

LINK DA HERO

BANG. SHABLAM. BOOM. That unfortunately isn't me beating up a monster. It's a monster that can't be even scraped by our blades, and is beating US up. Now that is obviously MUUUUUUUUUUUCH worse. Suddenly it roars "I AM THE NAMEAN LION" Zelda gasped. "FALL BEFORE ME"

"What is it?" I asked.

"The Namean Lion is an indestructable beast from Greek Mythology. It shouldn't exist." I stared at it in awe for a moment before a single yell from her snapped me to focus "RETREAAAAT!" we turn and run for the castle. It screams an insult that was in a different language. Suddenly a fallen tree crashes in front of us. I make a cryonis block, allowing the hyrule army to get through, getting closer. I checked my sheikah slate, but it was completely black. That's bad. Really. REALLY. REALLY bad. I skid under another fallen..what is that? "DAM IT!" 'What?' I think "It escaped. Holy Poseidon! What is that?"

"The place it escaped! Duh." Then I realise what the Hylia the voices were talking about.A portal had opened.