Am I a good person. Really truly like deep down my hearts made of gold and all that. I know that deep down isn't really real like you are the things you do actions speak louder than words and all that junk. I know being good deep down is like having a pot of gold stuck at the bottom of a well that it's pretty much useless unless you do something with it but what have I really done for the world that matters.
I mean I try and do good things but it either blows up in my face like with fart and the snake aliens and I guess you could count all the adventures with Rick but I don't. I mean I don't do anything just make sure he doesn't get captured and im just a sidekick anyway. I don't know I wish I could do more you know I want to do something I know is right and just be good but I mean what is that really good everyone is kind of good from there own perspective I mean yah there's obviously evil and good but even that has to be pretty clear unless you like start a genocide or cure cancer knowingly you can pretty much talk and manipulate your way out of anything enough of my family has shown that to be true multiple times but what about me I cant talk my way out of my bad deeds I'm not like Rick or what people say mom was. I don't know uhhhhh my head hurts I just-
Suddenly Morty smith of dimension Z-765 passed out suddenly in the middle of the floor. A different Morty of dimension Q-962 jumped up and ran to him calling out wanting to know what was was placed in a morty care center while his Rick was out doing business. He was still confused about why he couldn't go out and explore the citadel on his own but his Rick just hand waved the question with the promise of plenty of porn, ice cream and tv.
One of the scruffy Mortys helpfully explained that it happened a lot due to anxiety especially in the citadel where they were away from there families. Morty guessed that made sense after all it had happened to him more than he cared to admit but if all versions of himself had this bad anxiety why didn't Rick do something about this I mean what if it happened on one of there adventures that sounded like a recipe for disaster.
He had to talk to Rick about this or he could do this himself. Yah that'd be a good project for him to do and if he could do it then he could really help the other Mortys and maybe Rick would give him more respect and let him do more on missions hey maybe he could become a- suddenly the world went black as morty went down beside the another morty. the one he almost fell on just looked unimpressed as he flipped his comic book page. "there goes another one" he thought to himself when will we learn.