A/N: So, with the next season of the Mandalorian only hours from us, I decided to write this and vent my obsession with it.

I already have popcorn and Swedish Fish hoarded for this. It had better be GOOD, Filoni! No pressure ;)

I know I've been saying this a lot recently, but I want to thank everyone who has reviewed, favorited, followed, and even if you just read my stories, it means so much and I can't thank you enough for all the support these past few weeks! And lots of thanks to (especially the Rad Batch for putting up with my insanity) everyone who's given me a PM just to chat or discuss random nothings. I'm so thankful for all of you wonderful, uplifting people! :DDD

SO, on with more of my freaky random Tiny Hardcase state of mind. Hope you get a couple of laughs at my expense! Maybe it won't be funny? IDK I'm not much of a comedian...

And I don't own anything except my imagination. I do not know if any of these speculations are correct. I. Am. Not. Filoni. Therefore. I. Know. Nothing.

The camera began filming.

At first, the screen remained black. "Uh, Ahsoka, do you know how to tell if the holocam's on?" a girl's voice asked.

"Did you push the button?"

"Maybe, the screen's black- oh, wait, I was standing in front of it. Okay. So today, we have Ahsoka Tano, Sabine Wren, Ezra Bridger, and Bo-Katan Kryze." the girl continued, sitting in a chair in front of the holocam. "We all know that the amazing Ahsoka Tano-"

"Lillie. Get to the point, we've discussed this."

"Okay. As I was saying, Ahsoka, we all know that Ahsoka Tano is coming back in the next season. And I've done a little bit of research, and I believe it'll be Episode Five. Which does mean we'll have to wait... five more weeks... but who cares? It'll be worth it! And- yes, Ahsoka, I'm done with that ramble- Sabine Wren is also coming back, and I am excited because I spent about twenty hours studying Mandalorian culture, history, and all of that, and Mandalorians are awesome!"

"Lillie, you'd be a Rambelorian." said Mandalorian said dryly.

"Oh. Yeah, gotta go design some Rambelorian armor now. What's it gonna be made of, I wonder... Anyway, we'll worry about that later. Now, as many people believe, Ezra Bridger may be coming back. Now, maybe not in this season, but if he did, Sabine and Ahsoka probably didn't find him by that time. Which would explain why they both came back. I mean, I kinda see why, but more on that in a minute.

"Now, the theories on Bo-Katan. Oh, Force, guys, there are so many."

"Oh, yay. Now we get more of this." Bo-Katan muttered.

"Oh, believe me, she's just getting started." Ezra said, smirking at Lillie.

"Hey, I could do this for a living. Plenty of people do it, anyway. But I'm gonna tell you guys. I think most of us believe Bo-Katan is the armory lady from Season One."

"Huh. Yeah, probably." Ezra agreed.

Everyone turned to look at him.

"What?! I've been stuck in no one knows where in the galaxy for almost twenty years, I think I deserve a little bit of ignorance to the goings-on in the galaxy."

"Okay, fair. But I think it might not be her. By this point, she rules Mandalore for Clan Kryze (we all know this) and she would probably not be hiding out in the Mandalorian thingybopper when she ruled a planet."

"Now for Ezra. I personally think that they won't add him to this season, if at all. Ahsoka and Sabine, as aforementioned, probably haven't found him, and it would add a whole new side to the plot that would have nothing to do with finding Baby Yoda's kind. Besides, I want a show where they're searching the galaxy for Ezra. I mean, Ahsoka and Sabine are the best characters in their respective shows, and a show with them together would get us the best of both worlds."

"Yeah, but then the problem would be where to put the show in the timeline. Ahsoka dies before Rise of Skywalker." Sabine said.

"Okay, first. You are ruining my happy vibes." Lillie said seriously. "Second, there are 36 years between Rebels and Rise of Skywalker. So you could pull it off. Thirdly. I do not include the sequel trilogy in my dream for Star Wars. If I had a choice, that trilogy would be goner than the Grand Inquisitor. Except Rey. Rey with no last name. Not Skywalker. I like her, but not enough to call her a Skywalker. Plus, Reylo was pretty cute..."

"Okay. Any more speculations on your mind now?"

"No, that was all. So, thank you for listening to the Rambelorian Show! See you next week, possibly before the next episode!"

A pause as the screen went black again.

"Lillie, push the button before you drain the battery!" Sabine yelled.

"I did, but it's the zoom in button, I think... oh, wait, there it is-"

A/N: I'm THIS BAD with newfangled cameras, though XD

I won't update this often, only when I get a ton of speculations and theories I need to ramble about.

So, let me know what you guys think the next season of the Mandalorian holds for us! See you next time! :D