A/N: I spent a lot of time researching, and I don't own any of these theories or questions. I used several sources, and, as always, I own and know nothing but my opinion. So without further ado, Episode Two of the Rambelorian.
Lillie's face appeared on-screen. "Hi guys! I'm back, with another episode of the Rambelorian! And today, I have with me PseudonymGal, who Imma call Em because it's her nickname and I don't know how to pronounce 'pseudonym'."
"Lillie..." Em said, sitting on the couch behind them.
"And she didn't mind all the spoilers in this show, so thanks to her for that. So, welcome, Em, to the Rambelorian Show!" Lillie said dramatically, then sat beside Em on the couch.
Lillie picked up her notebook. "Da da daa... Oh, here it is. Point number one. I think we were all weirded out when a total stranger (to most of us, not everyone reads the Star Wars books. He was Cobb Vanth) shows up wearing Boba's armor. Was Boba's armor spit out by the sarlacc? Did the krayt dragon kill the sarlacc, leaving the armor up for grabs among its bones? And we all know that Boba probably escaped, but did he sell his armor after he did? And if so, why?"
Em thought for a few seconds, tugging on her padawan braid. "His name kinda sounds like 'corncob' and 'bantha'."
Lillie bent over, giggling. "It does!"
"His armor could've been a copy of Boba's armor, which would mean this guy is most likely a Mandalorian. Beskar's hard to get. If it actually was Boba's armor, though, Boba is either dead or incapacitated. Assuming he survived falling into a sarlacc. It also could have been taken from him. Or Corn Bantha- Cobb Vanth, I mean-"
Lillie laughed again, covering her mouth to keep herself quiet.
"Vanth," Em continued, "could have been a friend of Boba's and gotten the armor after Boba died or something."
Lillie took out her datapad. "I'm not gonna spend a lot of time on this, but the nasty thing the Jawas took out of the krayt dragon's stomach. According to an article I found, "'The Mandalorian' Season Two: All of Our Unanswered Questions After Watching Episode One", to sum it up, it's a krayt dragon pearl. It can be used for several things. If properly prepared, you can use it the way you would a kyber crystal and make a lightsaber. It can also be displayed as a trophy, as killing a krayt dragon is no small feat."
Em tugged her padawan braid again. "Yeah, I'd heard about that."
"I thought it was pretty cool. Anyway, the same article I've used so far also mentions that Vanth may have been riding Anakin's podracer, only modified to suit his needs. This is possible, and I think it's definitely something to keep in mind if they somehow tie podracing into this mess."
"Huh. Maybe. He probably stole it or bought it from Watto."
"And the bald guy is rumored to be Boba Fett. What. In. The. Freaking. Galaxy. Now he's gonna be out to get Mando."
"What?! Is there any proof? Does he do anything?!"
"No, he just follows them like some kind of psychopathic stalker or something!" Lillie showed Em a picture. "That's what he looks like."
"Okay, that looks like him. Definitely possible."
"My theory is that Ahsoka will pop in early and save them all! Okay... yeah... anyway. I have way too many theories bouncing around in my head to mention in just this show, but... I'm so excited to see Ahsoka! I've got a few more theories about her that I'll mention later. Anddd... I think that's all for now. This was mostly random bits of speculation, but anyway, hope you enjoyed, and let's give Em a hand for being here! We'll see you next week! Bye!"
A/N: So, actually, let's give Em a hand. She definitely helped a ton with this!
Like I said, see all of you next week! Hopefully Ahsoka comes soon... Imma go watch the next episode now!