A/N: And I am BACK. This took a while to fix up and make readable, but I did it! I apologize for last week, school had kicked my shebs really bad. I will not miss another week!
Thanks to The Caramel Cat (Rowan) for doing this episode with me! Hope y'all enjoy!
Lillie's face appeared in front of the screen. "Heyo! I'm back, with the third episode of the Rambelorian! And today, I have Rowan with me."
"So, some theories suggest that Luke Skywalker might be mentioned, since he is the only actual Jedi left. And since Mando is trying to get Baby Yoda to the Jedi, if Ahsoka knows about Luke and Leia, it's possible."
"No. Queen Ahsoka. Only Ahsoka."
"Agreed." Lillie laughed. "This whole thing will be fun."
She scrolled through her datapad. "Da da doop... hang on a sec... sixteen tabs cluttering up my piece of junk..." she sang. "Okay. Someone said Ahsoka was after the Darksaber, and that's how she shows up."
"No... not unless she gives it to Bo-Katan!"
"Yeah... somehow that kinda seems unlikely in light of what's already happened." She paused, tugging her padawan braid. "Ooh, here's one! Mando wields the Darksaber! Whoa. That would be epic!"
"Um... yes!"
She sighed. "Welp, apparently the gal with the braids wasn't Sabine. Ouch. But who is she?!"
"Dunno. Guy might be Fenn Rau, though! At least Sabine will hopefully be with Ahsoka and Rex."
"Yes! I want this so much! I spend SO MUCH time thinking about whether Sabine and Ahsoka have found Ezra yet and that whole deal. And actually..." -she scrolled through the tabs on her datapad- "I haven't seen many theories about him."
She sighed, tugging her padawan braid again. "Now, in general. I found an article that said there will be a major character death, like Cara Dune. Now, personally, I will murder anyone who kills her. She is awesome and definitely one of my faves."
"No!"
"Agreed. They were saying that Ahsoka might not make it past the next couple of seasons. Which scares me, because she is dead by 'Rise of Skywalker'..."
"NO! AHSOKA IS QUEEN AND SHE A LOTH-WOLF! SHE WILL PUSH THROUGH AND SURVIVE!"
"They can not do this!"
"If they do, you and I are gonna storm Lucasfilm and MAKE THEM PAY!"
"I've wanted to do that for so long... there's also a... typo. 'Ahsoko Tano'. I've never seen that one before. Anyway..."
"What? Randomness?"
Lillie laughed. "Yep. Randomness is fun."
"RANDOMNESS!"
Lillie picked up her notebook and datapad. She hummed a tune, scrolling through another article. "Baby Yoda learns to talk! Someone said he'll probably be doing that in the next few episodes. Now wouldn't that be cute?!"
"Yes. It will be adorable."
Do you think Fennec Shand and Moff Gideon will be back?"
"If COURSE he'll be back! He's got a Mandalorian treasure!"
"Yeah, he's obvoiusly gonna be back. I want Bo-Katan to come beat him up! Not sure about Fennec just yet, though... And do you think Boba was the one who found Fennec in the last season?"
"Definitely."
"How about this one. Do you think Ahsoka was actually looking for Baby Yoda? Or even knows he exixts?"
"Duh. Yes."
"See, I'm not really sure. If she knew Baby Yoda existed, she'd have probably shown up already... Here's a big one. Is Baby Yoda related somehow to the Father, Son, and Daughter? Like... he's another "Chosen One" and that could set off a whole new cycle?"
"OOH! Hmm... I think we might be done with the Mortis arc."
"Yeah, me too. It's just an interesting thought. OOH! Headcanon time. Baby Yoda lives long past the sequel trilogy and sets up a new Jedi Order and all with help from the actual Yoda and the Skywalkers?" She smiled in satisfaction. "It'll all coming together. We can SAVE THE STAR WARS FANDOM, Y'ALL!" She cleared her throat. "Anyway... do you think Yaddle is gonna be back?"
"No."
"Yeah, me neither." Lillie chuckled.
"Okay. I scoured the internet for hours and this is all the stuff I get?! That's it. After eight articles. This is getting ridiculous." She laughed. "Brainstorm, geniuses!" she yelled at the screen. "Okay, I guess that's it for now, but I'll look all week next week and see if anyone thinks of anything else... so may the Force be with you! She waved at the screen, Rowan doing the same.
"I know which button turns off the camera now! Yay me... Bye!" Lillie waved and smiled one more time, and the screen went black.
A/N: Wow. I finally updated. #JediMasterOfProcrastination
Anyways, may the Force be with you! Hopefully I'll be able to update the rest of my stories soon! Thanks for reading! :D