A/N: This chapter was really hard to get written in time. Really sorry if it's awkward. XD Welp, here we go again... ;)
Huge thank you to KarajeJinsta for letting me use her theories!
Lillie turned on the cam. "Hello, everyone! So, as stated in the last episode, people are being dumb, and there are no new theories-"
A Twi'lek appeared next to Lillie on screen. "PEOPLE! I HAVE ALL THESE IDEAS!"
Lillie snorted out a laugh. (Yes, I snort when I laugh. :|) "And that's why I invited Kara. This time will be a little bit different. Kara is gonna tell me about her theories, and I get to do the reaction bit. So, without further ado, let's begin."
"Okay. So, firstly, at the end-ish part of the fourth episode, that suspicious-looking guy said he put a tracker on Mando's ship? So that makes me think that in the next episode, they're going to be attacked, and either it'll be on the planet where Ahsoka is, and she rescues them, OR they'll make it to the planet, or the people that are following Mando and Baby Yoda are going to use that opportunity to try and get Ahsoka as well, so they'll attack then."
Lillie twisted her padawan braid on her finger. "Yeah, I mean, Mando gets attacked literally every twenty-three seconds, so that's inevitable. And we have waited TOO LONG TO SEE AHSOKA, FILONI- okay. I'm calm. Filoni. Anyway, that's a definite possibility. I feel like if either of these were to happen, they'd make it to the planet. Because the directors are evil. And then Cara can come and rescue them though!"
Kara continued. "Now the bad guys also said that they were taking blood from Baby Yoda, which makes me think that the suggested thing where they attacked Mando WHILE he was with Ahsoka happened, they'd just take her and the child, and try to use them for the experiments."
Lillie huffed. "If they do anything to either Ahsoka OR Baby Yoda, I'm gonna have to jump through the screen and... do... something! I don't know what yet." She lapsed into silence.
"Which... leads us to my next theory! When they talk about taking the blood from The Child, they're talking about it because it has the most of whatever they want, which makes me think that Moff Gideon is either trying to make an army of Force-sensitive troopers like the ones we saw in the end, OR he's testing it out on people because HE specifically wants to be Force-sensitive, and he thinks he has a way to do so using whatever method they've been testing using Baby Yoda's blood."
"Wow. That... is probably true. I think he's trying to become a Jedi. Well, Sith. He's a giant jerkface. It's certainly possible."
Kara continued once more. "And if THAT'S true, I'm thinking that if the other theory is right, and Ahsoka and the Child end up captured, or maybe all three of them do, they're going to do tests on both of them, and Mando will have to come and rescue them?"
"Yep. Or, like I said, Cara can always show up again. Or this could be Sabine's grand arrival! Hopefully we can see her soon." She clapped her hands together. "Welp, that's all for now! We'll see you next time and may the Force be with you!" Kara and Lillie waved.
Both went off-screen, then Lillie's face suddenly appeared on the screen. "Hello there."
The screen went black.
A/N: So, my autocorrect prediction text actually saves the end of this chapter! XD I typed "hello" and the next word that showed up was "there"! :D
Have a lovely day, everyone, and thank you for reading!
