Angel Dust walked in the streets, trying to light his cigarette, after a while when he ended up in a dark and shady street between two buildings he simply stood in place before stomping the ground with his foot and exclaiming loudly.
"DAMMIT!"
After a few seconds of silence he realized he was not alone and he felt observed, not that it never happened before but it was quite different. He then extended his third pair of arms with a submachine gun fully loaded, aiming at the dark corner of the street. He heard a footstep and simply did a very easy maneuver called spray n pray, but a glowing orange shield popped out of the darkness and blocked the incoming bullets. He then stops firing and just glared at the dark, a growling can be heard only a few meters away and he took a step back, aiming and ready to fire. Then out of the shadows an orange spirit wolf jumped at him, jaws open and ready to bite very hard, but Angel's reflexes kicked in and he shot multiple rounds at the spirit wolf until the hound vanished into thin air. Just when he thought it was over he heard a very loud and menacing voice that only a frontline demon would have.
"You should watch where you aim that "gun" of yours Angel Dust!"
Angel recognized the voice and before he pulled back his third pair of arms with his submachine gun inside of himself he smiled and said.
"Don't jump on me like that baby."
He pulled his extra limbs back inside and grabs his cigarette alongside his lighter.
"I don't know what Marauders do in their free time but that was creepy as fuck dude."
He goes back at trying to light his cigarette while the Marauder walks out of the shadows toward him, he looked at his thicc arms and his breast barely covered by his Night Sentinel Armor. The Marauder stood mere feet away from Angel Dust, he stared at him with his glowing corrupted red eyes, this simple action of staring encouraged Angel to keep flirting with him.
"We barely talked the other day… have you decided to taste some of that hot stuff?"
He said while wiggling his breast with his second pair of arms while holding his cigarette and lighter in his first pair. The Marauder didn't react to this and even looked pissed, but he remained silent for a while. Angel put both the cigarette and the lighter in his pocket while slowly approaching the Marauder who clearly is not interested one bit, but Angel Dust never backs down so easily and once he got within range started to wrap his arms around the Marauder. Angel's upper left arm reached for the Marauder's horns on his cranium, he gently stroked the horn and said.
"Tell me… have you ever done anything with theses, cause they make me feel horny if you get me."
The Marauder pressed his hand on him and started to push him, Angel back down thinking he was playing hard to get. While walking a few feet away he reached for his cigarette and lighter after he said.
"What brings you into this shit hole big dude?"
He tries again to light his cigarette.
"You could've picked a better place to relax… or maybe you wanted some alone time isolated and outside."
Said Angel while trying to light his cigarette. The Marauder then exits his moment of silence and started to talk about Angel's assignment.
"The Slayer is outside the city, last report said he was quite docile and ignored any demons near him. I must say that I never thought any demon, let alone a lowly imp could manage to calm the Slayer in any way."
Angel scoffs a little and responded.
"Well what can I tell you? I'm good at that kind of things. And from what I've heard he not only spent billions of years killing demons, but he's a virgin. I never would've guessed."
Angel turns to face the Marauder who stood a few meters away.
"I suppose you're here to congratulate me?"
Said Angel.
The Marauder growled and as he walked toward Angel he said.
"As much as it pains me to say it…"
He walks past Angel and is face to face with a fence where he could see the city's road. He slightly turns his head and said with annoyance.
"Congratulations"
Angel quietly laughed and mockly said.
"Well thank you, you shouldn't have"
The Marauder instantly turns to face Angel and barked at him.
"DO NOT TEST MY PATIENCE IMP!"
Angel turns to his right, his left side faced the Marauder as he expressed while still trying to light his cigarette.
"Geez dude… (quietly said) better imp than simp."
The Marauder takes a few seconds before saying.
"And what is that supposed to mean?"
Angel tries to use his lighter in vain but keeps trying while he responded.
"Well it's no secret that you're a big fan of that Khan Makyr girl or something… you Sentinel guys basically served them but you seem to-"
As he pulled the lighter away a blade of Argent energy flew past his head and lighted the cigarette which interrupted him. He was in awe as he tried to process what just happened, his eyes were opened wide as he looked at the Marauder who held an axe made of corrupted Argent energy. The Argent blade of the axe sheathed back into the handle and the Marauder put it back on his belt. He walks toward Angel with great annoyance in his eyes, when he stood inches away from Angel he then said.
"I serve the will of the Khan Makyr… nothing more… nothing less! Do I make myself clear?"
Angel takes a few seconds to put the cigarette in his mouth, inhales it, takes it out of his mouth and exhaled the smoke out of his lungs after which he answered.
"Perfectly clear dude."
The Marauder then walks toward the dark corner of the street, after a few step he stops and said.
"You will receive new instructions in three days. Let's hope for your sake that your skills are better than your sense of humor."
Angel laughed and yelled.
"You question my skill? Ha ha ha! His dick is so huge that I didn't had to do anything and even then I was exhausted when he was done!"
He smoked his cigarette and continue.
"I doubt yours could handle me the same way his did. If you have one."
The Marauder slightly turns his head and Angel slowly stopped to smile after which he asked.
"You have one… right?"
The Marauder simply stood in place, he neither denied or confirmed Angel's question. He then walked into the shadows during which Angel proceeded to say.
"No wait dude I have nothing against eunuchs… I find kinda hot that I'd be the one filling the holes."
As the Marauder entered the shadows of the street a portal opened in front of him and closed as soon as he got through. Angel stares at the shadows for a while after which he quietly said.
"He'll be back with that thicc booty of his… they always do."
As he continued on his merry way he smoked his cigarette, walking in the streets of the city, going to back to the hotel he both disliked and liked at the same time, the promise of rehabilitation and the possibility to be granted access to heaven seemed stupid, but any place would be better than where he ended up.
The end.