Well, here my Phantom in Hell story. Now, remember, Danny isn't in hell to build a harem, he was sent there by accident. Will this be a harem? I don't know. I know the game has you make one, but all Danny wants to do is go home, and he doesn't think he'll make new friends. Each chapter will cover one Demon Girl at a time. So as you can tell, this chapter is about the first Demon Girl, Pandemonica.


Danny groans as he sat up. He looks around and notices this wasn't Amity Park.

"Augh, my head. What happened." He asked.

Then it caught up to him. He was hanging out with his friends before sensing a ghost that was causing trouble and stop it. He was on his way home to return the ghost to the Ghost Zone, before this red portal open in front of him. He was able to stop himself in time and was surprised by it. He started to look over it before it pulls him in. He fought back, before losing the battle and was pulled in.

He stood up and looked around. There were stone pillars everywhere, some with the letter "H" on them. He walks through the area before spotting what appears to be a very tired girl with white hair, wearing a type of business suit and holding a clipboard. She yawns and groans a bit. Danny was a bit worry and walk over to her.

"Excuse me, Miss?" He said.

"Huh? Oh? Someone new?" She said, showing that she had red eyes, was wearing glasses and two small black...horns?

Danny shook his head and focused on seeing if she was alright.

"I just notice that you look tired. Are you okay?" Danny asked.

"Yeah, I just haven't had my coffee yet." She said.

"Coffee?" Danny asked.

"Yeah, I'm not myself without it." She said.

"Well, can I make you a cup?" Danny asked.

"You'll...make me a cup?" The girl asked.

"Sure, I mean a cup of coffee is a good way to start anyone's day, though I don't drink it," Danny said.

"Hm, I did hear that saying before. Well, I do have a coffee that I like. Here." She said and hand Danny a list.

"What's this?" He asked.

"All the things you need to make my coffee." She said.

"Right, oh, I almost forget. I'm Danny." Danny said.

"Pandemonica." She nodded.

"Right, I'll be right back...Pande...Panama...err can I just call you Pan?" Danny tries to say her name.

"Fine." She said tiredly.


Danny pulls out the list and looks it over. It looked like some of the things on the list were just like how coffee was normally made. However, he notices one thing. The "H" on the list.

"What does that mean?" He asked.

"You sound like you never been here before," Pandemonica said.

"I haven't. I was just minding my own business when this red portal opens in front of me and stuck me in." Danny told her.

"Red...portal?" Pandemonica asked, and yawns.

"Augh, so tired." She said.

"I guess I better make that coffee," Danny said.

He was about to step forward when Pandemonica spoke up.

"Red portal, sound like a summoning portal." She said.

"What?" Danny asked.

*YAWN*

Danny decides to ask later. He looked at the list and started to walk. Pandemonica follows after him. Danny notices and had to ask.

"Why are you following me?" He said.

"Not sure." She said, yawning.

Danny looks at the list and spotted one thing he knew for sure. Coffee Beans, but these were a type he never heard of before.

"Hellfire Coffee Beans?" He asked out loud.

"The finest beans in Hell," Pandemonica said.

"Hell?" Danny asked.

"Yes, you're in Hell," Pandemonica told him.

"Wait! I'm in HELL?!" Danny shouted.

Pandemonica took out her clipboard and started to look for his name.

"What's your last name?" She asked.

"Fenton," Danny said still shocked.

"Fenton, Fenton, F, F," She said looking for his name.

"Strange, your name isn't on the list," Pandemonica said.

"What?" Danny asked.

"Hell is a place for Sinners or bad people. From what I can see, you're not supposed to be here." Pandemonica told him.

"Then why am I here?" Danny asked.

"Not sure," Pandemonica said.

Danny couldn't believe it, he was sent to Hell, and he wasn't supposed to be here! He took a breath and calm himself down. He needs to keep a cool head.

"Okay, I can do this. Just make Pan's coffee and see about returning home." He said.

He and Pandemonica continue to walk through hell, which Danny was still having trouble believing. Pandemonica looked at Danny and took in some things about him. For one, his black hair and blue eye might have mistaken him for an angel, but it was clear wasn't. Next, he had slight muscles on his arms, meaning he was a bit strong. Then how he went out of his way to help her with her coffee because she was tired. He was different, she knew that. Finally, the mention of a Red Portal. Normally, those portals let Demons out, but they don't bring a person in. She had to bring this up to the CEO.

Danny stops when he spotted something.

"Is that it?" He asked.

Pandemonica looks and nods.

"Yeah, Hellfire Coffee Beans. Just pick a few, and you can make my coffee." She said.

"Right," Danny said, walking up to the plant.

However, something didn't feel right. Danny knew he was in Hell, and there was no way this could be that easy. He reaches for the beans before feeling the ground shake. Danny quickly backs away as a huge creature appears out of the ground. Danny looks up and notices the Beans were on its head. Danny groans as he found himself next to Pandemonica.

"You knew about this, did you?" He asked.

"Must have slipped my mind." Pandemonica yawns.

"This better be worth it." Danny groans.

Danny knew that he had to get those beans. As much as he wanted to leave and find his own way out, he told Pandemonica that he'll make her coffee and a Fenton never breaks a promise. The creature turns to them and roars. It tries to bring a fist down on them, and Danny grabs Pandemonica and jumps back. Pandemonica just yawns. Danny had to think. This creature wasn't going to give those beans without a fight.

"I really can't believe I doing this," Danny said.

He quickly runs around the creature, making Pandemonica look confused. Danny got behind it and jumps on the creature's back leg. He started to climb up it, but it felt him. It tried to shake him off, but Danny held on tight. The Creature shook until it became tired. Danny then started to climb up its back but was then grabbed by the creature that brought him to its face. It roars at him.

"Dude! Two words! Breath Mints!" Danny said.

Pandemonica just sighs. Another failer. Looks like she was going to get her coffee a different way. She turns and was about to walk away before sensing something powerful. She turns and saw that it was coming from Danny.

"I really got no choice. I'm Going Ghost!" He shouted as a white ring appears around him.

Pandemonica looks surprised as his black hair turns white, and his clothes change to a black and white jumpsuit. When he opened his eyes, they were glowing green. Danny phase through the creature's hand and flew back. He knew that he only need to get the beans, and that was it. He turns invisible, surprising the creature and Pandemonica. The creature looks around before feeling something pick the plant on its head. It tries to find whatever was touching the plant but couldn't feel anything.

"I got the Coffee Beans," Danny said, reappearing next to Pandemonica.

"How did you do that?" She asked tiredly.

"No time, let's go!" Danny said, picking her up and flew from the creature as fast as he could.


Danny sighs as the coffee brew. This was not how he was expecting his day to go. Now he learns that he was in Hell and Pandemonica was a demon! A demon girl. He sighs and saw the coffee enter the cup. He picks it up and heads towards Pandemonica.

She was sitting at her desk, a bit surprised to learn that Danny wasn't fully human. That might explain why he was drag here. She looks up and saw Danny place the cup down.

"Here. Your coffee is ready." He said.

"Thank you." She said and took a sip.

Danny watches as her horns suddenly grew longer and notice many other creatures start to run from her. Danny looks back and saw Pandemonica lowly the cup and notices the bag under her eyes disappear.

"AH!" She said, before opening her eyes.

Danny was a bit surprised to see that her red eyes almost disappear and a very creepy smile appear on her face.

"Hellfire Coffe! The fucking best Coffee in all of Hell!" She said, before turning to Danny.

"Nice work asshole! This is the best fucking coffee I had in years!" Pandemonica said.

"Wow, I heard that Coffee can get you energy, but I never thought it would change you that much!" Danny said.

"Heh, you still got a lot to go before this coffee is perfect. But not bad on your first try." She said and took another sip.

Danny was confused but then sighs.

"Look, Pan, I need to know how to get out of here. You said I shouldn't be here." Danny said.

"I know that fuck face! Let me get a hold of the CEO." She yells.

"Geez, now I know why the others ran." Danny groans.

Danny walks over and, sat down in one of the chairs. He waited for a few minutes before Pandemonica hangs up the phone.

"Okay, I call the CEO and told her about your problem." She said.

"And?" Danny asked.

"AND...it turns out that it's worst than we thought. Someone thought you were a bad spirit and try to banish you to hell. The CEO said she'll let you go back home. IF! You can prove yourself first." She said.

"How?" Danny asked.

"From what she told me, you must go around Hell and "help" the others. Once you do, you're free to leave." Pandemonica said.

"If it means getting out of here, fine. But I don't know my way around here. I need a guide." Danny said as he looks at her.

"What? Oh no! No, no, no! Fucking forget it!" She said.

"Come on Pan, I keep making that coffee you like," Danny teased.

Pandemonica growls and sighs.

"FINE! I'll show you around!" She said.


"A human that also a spirit?" A young woman said, leaning in her chair.

She didn't understand how something like that was possible. She also couldn't believe someone tried to open Demon Portal. They were lucky that none of the more powerful Demons got out. She grabs her glass of wine and sighs. She heard how the human try to get the Hellfire Coffee Beans from the Coffee Monster and was able to do it. She sips her wine and thought about the other thing she was told.

"He's not supposed to be here. Someone was messing with forces again." She said.

She sighs and smiles.

"Heh, he helps old Pandemonica. Just about no one helps her once they know she needs her coffee. Let's see how well he "help" the others. Maybe that will get them to fall line." She said.


Well, there you have it. My Danny Phantom/Helltaker crossover. Also, I look up the gameplay of Helltaker and decide to make a huge change. At first, I thought the girls give you puzzles as a means to earn your chance to get them in your harem, but when I saw the gameplay, you're just trying to reach them. Yeah, you have a limited number of moves, but it just clearing a puzzle to reach them. So, I'm going to give new challenges for Danny to compete. As you see here, Danny had to get some coffee beans for Pandemonica as part of his challenge. And he's the only one that was able to do it. Each girl will have different challenges and you're all free to send me your ideas for what challenges Danny should compete. Next is Modeus. Oh, I really didn't know how to write Pandemonica as a Sadist when she has her coffee, so I just wrote her as best as I could.