Fandom Deathmatch
Summary: People from around the multiverse fight in the Deathmatch ring to settle feuds in a fandom version of the hit MTV series, Celebrity Deathmatch.
Disclaimer: I don't own Celebrity Deathmatch or any show featured here, they belong to their respective owners.
Rated M for blood and gore, intense violence, language, and suggestive themes. So if you don't like seeing your favorite characters getting killed, turn back now.
Chapter 1: The New Breed Part I
"What happens when two red headed snipers target each other? What happens when two psychos meet in the ring of insanity? And what happens when two evil cuties meet and try to tear each other apart? Find out tonight on the new show that will leave you breathless, it is Fandom Deathmatch," this voice said as it belongs to one of the hosts of the hit show, Celebrity Deathmatch, Johnny Gomez.
We head inside the old CDM Arena and up into this booth as the two guys, dressed all fancy, were sitting up there, and it was none other that Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond.
"Hello everyone, I'm Johnny Gomez," Johnny said to the viewers.
"And I'm Nick Diamond," Nick said.
"You all must be thinking, Celebrity Deathmatch is back, that is so awesome, but this isn't our show," Johnny said.
"Yeah the people of this site doesn't allow any stories based on celebrities, which is utter shit," Nick said.
"So instead, we decide to go for the next best thing as we have characters from all over the multiverse come here to settle their scores," Johnny said.
"Yeah, thanks to the creator of this show, The Extreme Brony, we have characters from cartoons, T.V. shows, video games, comics, anime, manga, movies, and even YouTubers ready to show their violent sides," Nick said.
"Now before you ask, our revival from 2006-2007 is not canon, apparently MTV2 stole DNA from myself, Nick, and Mills Lane to create clones so that the show could air," Johnny said.
"No kidding, that was worse than watching Failosphy," Nick said.
"But before we go any further, let's take a look at the card for tonight," Johnny said.
"Our first fight has two red headed anime snipers proving to see who is the best as Akame Ga Kill's Chelsea versus Gurren Lagann's Yoko Littner," Johnny said as a graphic for that fight is shown.
"Our second fight is a fight of the crazies as Far Cry's Vaas Montenegro takes on Law and Order: SVU's William Lewis," Nick said as a graphic for that fight is shown.
"And in our main event, it is the battle of the evil cutie pies as Ok K.O.! Let's Be Heroes' Fink will face Steven Universe's Aquamarine," Johnny said as the graphic for that fight is shown.
"Now before we get into our first fight, let's look at some of the upgrades we got," Nick said.
"We have brand new HD cameras, that way you could see the gore in crystal clear detail," Nick said.
"We also upgraded the arena so that any powers will be nullify, that means each fight will be on an almost even playing field," Johnny said.
"Plus, we upgraded our CDM time machine," Nick said as the brand new time machine was rolling out to the ringside area.
The time machine looked very high tech, it was black with a big skull and crossbones on it, and it also had a tablet on it for easy use.
"That's right Nick, we brought this to bring characters and YouTubers that have died back to life so they can fight," Johnny said to Nick.
"We also got a new interviewer, originally we were going to bring back Debbie Matenopolous, but she said that she rather get HPV than having to deal with that asshole, Nick Diamond," Johnny said.
"Good riddance, I didn't like her," Nick said.
"So instead, let's go to the locker room with one of the fighters for the main event and our new interviewer, former WWE Divas Champion, AJ Lee," Johnny said.
In the locker room, AJ Lee (wearing this tux) was standing next to Fink.
"Johnny, I'm standing her with the evil mouse child, Fink," AJ said to Johnny.
"Now Fink, what are your plans on your big fight with Aquamarine?" AJ asked Fink.
"Well AJ, I watched the first four seasons of this show and I know what to expect, so Aquamarine can kiss her blue British gem ass goodbye," Fink said to AJ.
"Okay," AJ said as she was little freaked out a bit.
"I need to know, how long is CM Punk's dick?" Fink asked AJ.
"Uh Johnny, back to you," AJ said to Johnny as she was freaked out by Fink's question.
Back in the booth, Johnny and Nick were ready for the first fight.
"Well I think AJ will do just fine," Nick said.
"Yeah, will see how long she lasts," Johnny said.
"Now let's get on to our first fight, Chelsea versus Yoko Littner," Nick said.
"This fight was all started because Yoko said she was the best sniper in the anime world and she wanted to prove it to any sniper in the anime community," Johnny said.
"We took up on her offer and I read through enough manga to find one and I found Chelsea," Nick said.
"There was a problem and the fact that Chelsea had perished in Akame Ga Kill," Johnny said as Nick was reading through Akame Ga Kill.
"Thanks for ruining it Johnny," Nick said angrily to Johnny and throws the manga away.
"But not to worry, we are able to bring her back to life thanks to the CDM time machine, and now let's go to the ringside area with the creator of the time machine, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin," Johnny said.
At the ringside area, WWE hall of famer "Stone Cold" Steve Austin (wearing his attire during his time on Celebrity Deathmatch) was standing next to the time machine.
"Thanks Johnny, I'm just about to bring back Chelsea using our brand new time machine and man this is easy to use," Steve said to Johnny.
Steve then presses a few buttons on the tablet and then he flicks the switch. It starts to glow inside the time machine and a few seconds later, the door opens and Chelsea steps out of it (wearing her usual attire).
"And there's Chelsea, she is beautiful," Nick said.
"And she looks a lot better without a head on a stake," Johnny said.
"Do you want me to update you on everything that's happened?" Steve asked Chelsea.
"No I'm caught up to date in the afterlife," Chelsea said.
"Now where is my opponent?" Chelsea asked Steve.
"She will be out in a moment," Steve said.
Chelsea then enters the ring and waves to the fans as the fans cheer quite a bit for Chelsea.
Then, Yoko Littner (wearing her attire from the beginning of her series) comes out, walking down the entrance way to cheers from the crowd. As she makes her way down to the ring, Yoko waves to the fans in attendance.
"And here comes Yoko Littner," Johnny said.
"Yeah this girl has been a lot of male fans' waifu, including myself," Nick said.
"Uh Nick, Yoko is fourteen at the beginning of the series," Johnny said to Nick as Nick felt disgusted.
"I'm going to prison," Nick said.
Yoko then enters the ring as the fight was about to begin.
"We have some other news, in 2002 Mills Lane had suffered a near fatal stroke and he decided to retire from referee duties after that," Johnny said.
"So with Mills' approval, we got a brand new referee for this series, all the way from Total Drama, it is Chef Hatchet," Nick said as in the ring was the ref, Chef Hatchet (wearing the same kind of referee outfit Mills had on).
Chelsea and Yoko walk to the middle of the ring as the fight was about to begin.
"Okay you two, I have never seen your series and frankly, I don't want to," Chef said to Chelsea and Yoko.
"You don't lose your head," Chef said to Chelsea.
"And you, don't lose your clothes," Chef said to Yoko.
"Now let's get it on," Chef said as the bell rings and Chef moves out of the way.
"Oh my god Yoko, I'm a big fan of yours, you are the reason I wanted to be a sniper," Chelsea said to Yoko.
"Thanks," Yoko said to Chelsea.
"I have something to say to you," Yoko said to Chelsea.
"What is it?" Chelsea asked Yoko.
"You suck," Yoko said to Chelsea and then she punches Chelsea in the ribs, taking her down to her knees.
"Oh and a punch to Chelsea," Johnny said.
"Yeah that hurt worse than giving Koro a bath," Nick said.
Chelsea stands up and looks at Yoko with anger in her.
"Nice one, did Kamina taught you that move?" Chelsea asked Yoko before she punched her in the face.
"And Chelsea fires back," Johnny said.
"I'm surprised to see her like this, she is usually very laid back," Nick said.
"You know you look hungry, how about some sweets?" Chelsea asked Yoko and then she spits out her lollipop and the stick pierces into Yoko's right eye.
"OH GOD," Yoko screams in horror and then she pulls out the stick and her eyeball in the process.
"And there's the lollipop stick up," Johnny said.
"And out goes Yoko's eye," Nick said.
Yoko then pulls her eye off the stick and puts it back in her socket.
"Okay Chelsea, no more miss sniper," Yoko said to Chelsea and she walks over to her.
"I was on my show for the whole series, you were only seen for like five episodes on your show," Yoko said to Chelsea and then she throws her into the corner.
Yoko then walks over to the corner and then she starts to repeatedly slap Chelsea on her cheeks.
"And Yoko is lighting up on Chelsea," Johnny said.
"Her cheeks will be the same color as her hair," Nick said.
Ten seconds later, Yoko stops as Chelsea's cheeks were bruised beyond belief.
"Or maybe not," Nick said.
Yoko looks to the headphones Chelsea had on and she had an idea in mind.
"Who's got a phone?" Yoko asked the audience and then someone hands her an iPhone.
Yoko then stands in one of the corners, looking at Yoko from far away.
"What is Yoko doing?" Johnny asked.
"Something tells me it has to do with Chelsea's headphones," Nick said.
"Hey Chelsea, get an ear full of this," Yoko said to Chelsea and then she starts to play a Cannibal Corpse song from the phone.
Suddenly, Chelsea could hear the very loud song through her headphones and starts to feel a pain in her head. Apparently, Yoko somehow hooked up Chelsea's headphones to the phone and Chelsea was hearing the music.
"I think Chelsea's headphones got linked to the phone," Johnny said.
"I haven't heard anything that loud since going to that Kim Mitchell concert," Nick said.
"Let me turn it up louder," Yoko said as she cranked the phone's volume to the max.
The move ends up causing Chelsea's hearing to burst and her ears start to bleed from it.
"And goodbye Chelsea's hearing," Johnny said as Chelsea shakes it off and was ready to strike.
"Okay Littner, let me show you my moves," Chelsea said to Yoko and then Chelsea pulls out a makeup bag from the outside.
"And it looks like Chelsea has got her bag out," Johnny said.
"If she tries to use her teigu, well she is out of luck," Nick said.
Chelsea opens up the bag and pulls out what appears to be some lipstick. Chelsea then opens the top and what appears was this tiny spear.
"Oh that definitely doesn't look like lipstick," Nick said.
Chelsea then presses a button on the tube and the spear fires off towards Yoko. Then, the spear hits onto Yoko's right index finger and it ends up getting severed from the hit.
"And goodbye Yoko's finger," Johnny said.
"You bitch, how am I supposed to shoot now?" Yoko asked angrily to Chelsea.
"You don't need to worry about that," Chelsea said to Yoko as she puts down the tube.
Chelsea then goes into her makeup bag and pulls out a bottle of nail polish. Chelsea then opens the top to reveal the brush was actually an ice pick.
"Wow," Johnny said in amazement.
"The old ice pick in the polish trick, classic," Nick said as Chelsea walks over to Yoko.
Chelsea then starts to stab Yoko in the stomach with the ice pick as Yoko screams in pain to cheers from the crowd.
Fifteen seconds later, Chelsea backs away as she uses the ice pick to leave the Night Raid logo on Yoko's stomach.
"Huh, now you're Night Raid's bitch," Chelsea said to Yoko.
"Chelsea leaves the Night Raid logo on Yoko's stomach," Johnny said.
"That must hurt worse than watching the live action Ghost in the Shell film," Nick said.
Yoko then goes into the cosmetics bag, just as Chelsea drops the ice pick. Yoko then picks up a bottle of face powder and opens up the top.
"Target set," Yoko said.
Yoko throws the bottle at Chelsea's face and Chelsea ends up getting her vision blurred by the powder. Chelsea begins to stumble around, trying to get her vision clear.
"Oh god I can't see," Chelsea said.
"And Yoko just blinds Chelsea with that face powder," Johnny said.
"It doesn't look good for the shapeshifter of Night Raid," Nick said.
Yoko then grabs a bottle of mascara and opens the tube. Yoko then holds the applicator wand in her right hand as it had spikes on it.
"Now we got spikes in a mascara bottle," Johnny said.
"This fight is getting an extreme makeover and I like it," Nick said.
Yoko then walks over to Chelsea and grates the wand along Chelsea's forehead to the cheering fans.
"And Yoko is putting that wand to good use," Johnny said.
"She is grating Chelsea's forehead like parmesan cheese," Nick said.
Ten seconds later, Yoko stops as Chelsea's forehead was all cut up from the wand. Chelsea looks at her forehead and was now pissed off at Yoko.
"And Chelsea is angry," Johnny said.
"She's more pissed off than the fans over the Akame Ga Kill anime," Nick said.
"Okay red head sniper slut, you woke the beast," Chelsea said to Yoko in an angry tone.
Chelsea grabs the wand from Yoko's hand and then she launches it right into Yoko's right knee. Yoko screams in pain as she collapses onto one knee.
"Oh and Yoko just found out those wands are not safe," Johnny said.
Chelsea then walks over to the makeup bag and looks into it. Chelsea then pulls out a pole with a dagger at the end of it.
"Oh my god, Chelsea has something she is familiar with," Johnny said.
"No kidding, she has nightmares because of that stake," Nick said as Chelsea set the pole in the ring.
Chelsea then goes back into the makeup bag and pulls out these lollipop sticks with the ends pointed it.
"And Chelsea had some sticks, this is just getting weird," Nick said.
"Just to let you know Yoko, these used to have suckers on them, but I ate them and use my teeth to sharpen the sticks," Chelsea said to Yoko.
"And now, you are about to taste some pain," Chelsea said to Yoko.
Chelsea runs around in a circle and throws the sticks at Yoko. Soon, the sticks strike around Yoko's neck as it looked like Yoko was wearing a lollipop stick necklace.
"Look at the precision and speed by Chelsea," Johnny said.
"She's making those idiots who do the Naruto run look easy," Nick said.
Chelsea then stands in front of the kneeling Yoko as this might be the end of her.
"For the Night Raid," Chelsea said as she grabs Yoko's head.
"This looks like the end for Yoko," Johnny said.
Chelsea uses all of her strength and rips Yoko's head off her body to the cheering fans. Chelsea then slams Yoko's head onto the stake as the bell rings and the fans cheer for that finish.
"And there it is, the Night Raid Stake Drive," Nick said.
"With that, we have our winner of the first match here," Johnny said.
"The winner is Chelsea," Chef said as he raised Chelsea's left arm to the ovation from the fans.
"What an amazing fight, it felt like we never left," Johnny said.
"Yeah," Nick said as he holds a body pillow of Chelsea.
"Is that a body pillow Nick?" Johnny asked Nick.
"Yes, Chelsea is my new waifu and I need something to remember her, thank god for Amazon," Nick said.
"Yeah what a world we live it," Johnny said.
"After our break, we got Vaas Montenegro versus Willian Lewis," Johnny said.
To be continued…
You like huh, thought a fandom version of Celebrity Deathmatch would be something different from my Fandom Royal Rumble. We still have two more matches left on the first episode and it will get crazier. Now this won't be like the MTV2 reboot with copious amount of blood, this will be more in line to the original series.
Also leave me suggestions for future matches you want to see. But there are some guidelines on how to suggest the matches.
First, suggest two people (and only two, most fights in the series were one on one) you want to see fight (boy vs. boy, girl vs. girl, or boy vs. girl), they can be from the same series or from two different series. These people have to be from cartoons, anime, manga, T.V. shows, video games, movies, comics, and YouTube. And since we have the time machine, you can suggest any character or YouTuber that has died to fight in the ring (these have to be people that have died in real life or in their series, not ones that had died in this fic). You are not limit to adults and teenagers, you could also suggest children in it (I mean in the original series, they had Haley Joel Osment, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, and Frankie Muniz fight).
Second, suggest what kind of stips you want in the match (it doesn't have to be for all matches). On Celebrity Deathmatch, they had the ring decorated like a demo derby, a rainforest, a basketball court, a playground, and several other unique settings. They also used unique weapons like phones, bathroom equipment, and road safety equipment. They even had different match types like a steel cage match, a pole match, a no ropes barbed wire match, a mud wrestling match, the famous Dome of Devastation, and a few others.
Third and the final point, what is the reason for the fight, like all fights on the original show, they have a reason to fight (from personal vendettas, proving which show or person was best, etc.). The reasons can be as ridiculous as you want.
If you want to find out more about the show I based this fic on, go to Dailymotion to watch full episodes of Celebrity Deathmatch, I recommend watching episodes from season one to four, not the ones from the MTV2 revival.
Anyway, more Fandom Deathmatch is coming soon.