Fandom Deathmatch
Summary: People from around the multiverse fight in the Deathmatch ring to settle feuds in a fandom version of the hit MTV series, Celebrity Deathmatch.
Disclaimer: I don't own Celebrity Deathmatch or any show featured here, they belong to their respective owners.
Rated M for blood and gore, intense violence, language, and suggestive themes. So if you don't like seeing your favorite characters getting killed, turn back now.
Chapter 2: The New Breed Part II
"Welcome back to Fandom Deathmatch," Johnny said as the camera gets a shot of Johnny and Nick in the booth.
"In order to get in touch with our younger viewers, I'm going to read a list of phrases a lot of people say on Twitter," Nick said as he pulls out a piece of paper.
"Brony, otaku, weeaboo, simp, Karen, Chad," Nick said and then Johnny grabs the paper and crumbles it up.
"Nick that was horrible," Johnny said to Nick.
"They say that on Twitter," Nick said.
"Anyway, let's go back to the locker room where AJ Lee is interviewing Aquamarine," Johnny said.
In the locker room, AJ Lee was standing beside Aquamarine, ready to do her interview.
"Aquamarine, tell me how does it feel to be here?" AJ asked Aquamarine.
"Well you human, I would rather be out in space than being on a show that belong on a television channel that died out years ago," Aquamarine said to AJ.
"As for this mouse, she can't last against an extremely powerful gem," Aquamarine said.
"You do realize your powers are worthless here," AJ said to Aquamarine as this hit Aquamarine like a ton of bricks.
"Oh shit," Aquamarine said as she was a bit nervous.
"Nick and Johnny, back to you," AJ said to Johnny and Nick as the camera heads back to the booth.
"Alright time for our second match of the night," Johnny said.
"Extreme Brony wanted to have a match pitting two crazies in one ring and there was so many to choose from," Nick said.
"Who would it be, Flippy, Randy Marsh, Chris McLean, Dale Gribble, Mr. Garrison, nope after throwing darts onto a board we got our two," Johnny said.
"Yes Johnny, it will be the mohawk psycho islander, Vaas Montenegro from Far Cry 3, taking on psycho serial killer, rapist, and manipulator, William Lewis from Law and Order: Special Victims Unit," Nick said to Johnny.
"Let's go to ringside where "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is about to bring out the competitors thanks to the CDM Time Machine," Johnny said.
At the ringside area, Steve Austin was pressing buttons on the tablet, ready to bring out the fighters.
"Alright here comes our first fighter, the islander, Vaas Montenegro," Steve said and then the inside of the machine glowed.
A few seconds later, the door opens up and out comes Vaas Montenegro (wearing his outfit from Far Cry 3) to the cheers of the fans.
"Okay you psycho son of a bitch, get in there," Steve said to Vaas and then Vaas gets into the ring (which was now clean after the first fight).
"You can feel the craziness from up here," Johnny said.
"No kidding, this guy makes the tribe from Green Inferno look tame," Nick said.
Once the door was closed, Steve pressed the button again as it glowed inside the machine again. A few seconds later, the door opens and out comes William Lewis (as he had on a light blue dress shirt, black dress pants, and black dress shoes) who looked very confident.
"And there is William Lewis, I'm afraid what he is going to do," Nick said.
"Not to worry everyone, we brought in S.W.A.T. to help protect everyone here," Johnny said as members of a S.W.A.T. team circle around the ringside area.
"Okay now get in the ring you killing son of a bitch," Steve said to William and then William enters the ring.
Vaas and William walk to the middle of the ring and go face to face, with Chef standing near them.
"Okay you two, I want a good clean fight," Chef said to Vaas and William and then the two look to Chef with crazy looks in their eyes.
Chef then got a bit scared to know what these two can do.
"On second thought, you two just beat the hell out of each other until one of you is goo," Chef said to Vaas and William.
"Let's get it on," Chef said as the bell rings and then Chef steps aside.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Clint Cummings looking wannabe, Vaas Montenegro," William said to Vaas.
"You are one to talk, you Norman Bates reject," Vaas said to William.
"What a war of words between the two crazies," Nick said.
"You know the definition of insanity is doing the same shit over and over again, expecting something to fucking change," Vaas said to William.
"And that's what I'm going to do, kill you," William said to Vaas.
"You couldn't kill Benson twice, and I know you are not going to take me out," Vaas said to William and then he nails him with a kick to the ribs.
Vaas then nails a clubbing forearm to William's back, taking him onto his knees. Vaas then walks over and gets behind William.
"You are going to McHate this," Vaas said to William and then he nails a hard kick to William's ass.
"Oh and there is the McLovin Kick," Johnny said.
"All that time he watched Superbad paid Vaas off," Nick said.
"Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker," Vaas said to William and then he nails a double stomp to William's back.
"And there's the Die Hard Double Stomp," Johnny said.
Vaas gets off of William as Vaas' shoe prints were on William's back. William then gets on his feet as he was pissed off.
"Okay, no more fun and games," William said as he walks over to Vaas.
William then swings his right fist to Vaas' face, but Vaas moves out of the way.
"Missed it by that much," Vaas said in a taunting tone.
William then grabs Vaas and pushes him to one of the corners.
"I think William is not liking Vaas being an ass to him," Nick said.
"Stop spouting shit you walking IMDB page," William said angrily to Vaas and then he punches right in the mouth.
Vaas then spits out three of his teeth as his mouth started to bleed a little.
"That might quiet Vass," Johnny said.
"But it did knock some of his teeth out," Nick said.
"Hit me," Vaas said to William and then William punches Vaas in the face.
"That's not hard, hit me again," Vaas said to William and then William punches Vaas in the face again.
"Hit me, hit me, hit me," Vaas said to William as William continues to punches Vaas in the face repeatedly.
"It seems Vaas is going Raging Bull here," Johnny said.
"But he is no De Niro, I can tell you that," Nick said.
Ten seconds later, William stops as Vaas' face was covered in bruises from William's punches.
"Okay Norman reject, here is something I learned on the islands," Vaas said to William as he walks out of the corner.
"What is Vaas talking about?" Johnny asked.
"I have no idea, but my guess is cannibalism," Nick said.
Vaas does this dance that resembled something done by Maori Warriors.
"It seems Vaas is going all tribal here," Johnny said.
Then, Vaas nails William with a jab to the gut, followed by a open palm strike to the face as that takes William down.
"Oh and the tribal shuffle by Vaas," Johnny said.
"I guess he does have a bit of islander still in him," Nick said.
Vaas then gets on top of William as it looked like Vaas was going to finish him off.
"Oh I think William is going to meet his end," Nick said.
"Not so fast," this woman said.
Then, this woman enter the ring as it was William's legal aid defence attorney, Vanessa Mayer.
"It's Vanessa Mayer, the woman who was in a relationship with William and got all of his charges dropped," Johnny said.
"Not to mention, she's also somewhat responsible for William kidnapping Benson," Nick said as Vaas gets off of William and walks over to Vanessa.
"I wonder if Chef will allow this to happen?" Johnny asked.
"I'll allow it," Chef said.
"It's everyone fault here, you are all idiots not knowing how NYPD treated this loving soul," Vanessa said to the angry crowd.
"Oh shut up, if I want to watch a crazy person spouting out shit, I would watch Carrie," Vaas said to Vanessa.
"But now, I think it is time to shut you up for good," Vaas said to Vanessa and then he shoves her left hand into her mouth.
"Oh I think we about to see the end of Vanessa," Johnny said as Vaas grabs onto Vanessa's tongue.
Then, Vaas pulls out Vanessa's tongue hard and he ends up pulling out Vanessa's stomach, small intestines, and large intestines. The remains of Vanessa falls onto the mat as the fans cheer for Vanessa's death.
"The Rook pull and Vanessa is gone," Johnny said.
"It's not Marilyn Manson level, but it is effective," Nick said as Vaas wraps Vanessa's organs around his neck like a scarf.
William gets up to see what just happened.
"What are you going to do William, seduce another one of your bitches to do your bidding?" Vaas asked William as William was pissed.
William walks over to Vaas and then he pushes him into a corner. William then grabs onto Vanessa's organs and moves off of Vaas' neck.
"William didn't take too kindly to that insult," Johnny said.
William then wraps the intestines around Vaas' right arm as he grabs onto Vanessa's tongue. William pulls hard and the force of it causes Vaas' arm to cut off his body. Vaas' screams a tiny bit as some blood was spurting out.
"The intestine lasso and goodbye Vaas' arm," Nick said.
William drops the organs and picks up the arm.
"Here let me give you a hand or an arm," William said to Vaas and then he starts to smack Vaas in the face with his arm.
"I can't believe it, William is beating Vaas with his own arm," Johnny said.
Eight seconds later, Vaas tackles William down onto the mat, knocking the arm out of William's hands.
Then, Vaas slams the back of William's head about eight times on the mat as some blood was stained on it.
"And the mat just got stained with William's blood, thanks to Vaas' toughness," Nick said.
"Okay William, time to give you a drink," Vaas said to William and then he pulls out a bottle of a hundred proof vodka.
Vaas then force fed William the entire bottle of vodka. After that, Vaas tosses the bottle away and pulls out matches.
"Vaas feeds William vodka and now he has some matches," Johnny said.
"What I know is that vodka can be very flammable," Nick said as Vaas lights up the matches.
Vaas then puts the matches down William's throat and then William could feel his insides were on fire.
William gets Vaas off of him and then he runs around in agony over feeling fire inside him.
"Water, for fucks sake I need water," William said in agony as Vaas had an opened bottle of water in his hand.
"You want water, here's some water," Vaas said to William.
Then, Vaas dumps the water onto the floor as he did this on purpose.
"Oops," Vaas said as he tosses the bottle away.
"Karma just got William," Johnny said.
"He didn't let Benson have water during her kidnapping and now Vaas just denied the thing that will keep William alive," Nick said.
Soon, William stands in the middle of the ring, his skin turning red as he looked like he was about to blow.
"This isn't good," Johnny said.
"William is about to blow like his game of Russian Roulette with Benson," Nick said.
After letting out one loud primal scream, William blows up in a pile of body parts, blood, and guts. William's blood ends up splashing onto the fans in the front row and the fans cheer for the end.
The bell rings as the only things left to William was some fingers, a piece of his liver, one of his eyeballs, and his feet.
"And it's over, William has just been blown up," Johnny said.
"All that remains are his feet," Nick said.
"The winner is Vaas Montenegro," Chef said as he raised Vaas' left arm in victory.
"Now, where's my arm?" Vaas asked as he was walking around the ring, trying to find his right arm.
"What a fight, Vaas showed everyone who is the craziest here," Johnny said as the camera gets a shot of the booth.
"Yeah, seeing this fight brings a tear to my eye," Nick said as he was about to cry.
"Pull yourself together Nick," Johnny said to Nick as Nick remained his composure.
"Coming up next is our big main event, stay with us," Johnny said.
To be continued…
Wow that was crazy right, William got blown up and Vaas just won the fight. Oddly enough, seeing William and Vanessa getting killed was satisfying, I couldn't stand these two, especially Vanessa.
Also keep the suggestions coming, I'm getting some pretty neat ones. If you want to see the rules on making suggestions, I have a guideline at the end of the first chapter for you to check out.
Anyway, more Fandom Deathmatch is coming soon.