Fandom Deathmatch
Summary: People from around the multiverse fight in the Deathmatch ring to settle feuds in a fandom version of the hit MTV series, Celebrity Deathmatch.
Disclaimer: I don't own Celebrity Deathmatch or any show featured here, they belong to their respective owners.
Rated M for blood and gore, intense violence, language, and suggestive themes. So if you don't like seeing your favorite characters getting killed, turn back now.
Chapter 3: The New Breed Part III
"Welcome back folks and it's time for the main event," Johnny said as the camera gets a shot of the booth.
"But before we do that, to get in touch with fans of this show, I will sing Kana-Boon's "Silhouette" for all of you," Nick said as he pulls out a radio.
Then, Johnny grabs the radio and tosses off the booth.
"Nick that's not a good idea, especially for our first show back," Johnny said to Nick.
"Fine," Nick said.
"As I was saying, it is time for our main event," Johnny said.
"You probably remember during our CDM days we had a series of matches known as The Battle of the Devastating Divas, we had Aretha Franklin vs. Barbara Streisand, Bette Midler vs. Cher, and Diana Ross vs. Whitney Houston," Nick said.
"E.B. has seen these matches and decided for this series that we should have something similar, as we got Fink from Ok K.O! Let's Be Heroes taking on Aquamarine from Steven Universe, in something we like to call, The Battle of the Evil Cutie Pies," Johnny said.
"Yeah and to make things more interesting, we decorated the ring like something out of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory," Nick said.
Soon, the camera gets a shot of the ring as it had this green grass, a pond full of chocolate, and numerous candies all around the ring.
"Man, Extreme Brony has some wild imagination," Johnny said.
"Well he does love all things crazy," Nick said.
"It looks like we got our competitors in the ring, so let's go down to get the introductions," Nick said.
The camera then goes to the ring where the two fighters were standing in their corners.
"In the Sour Patch Kids corner, the lovable minion mouse to Professor Venomous, Fink," Johnny said as Fink (the version from the beginning of her series and wearing her usual attire) stretches her feet to cheers from the crowd.
"And in the Hershey Kisses corner, former sadistic gem of Homeworld and now trying to get revenge on Steven Universe, Aquamarine," Johnny said as Aquamarine (wearing her usual attire) waves to the cheering fans.
Fink and Aquamarine then walk to the middle of the ring and go face to face.
"Okay you two, I want a sweet fight, no using your cute voices and no giving me the big eyes, it ends when only one of you cuties are left standing," Chef said to the two.
"Let's get it on," Chef said as the bell rings and he moves out of the way.
"Ah Fink, I'm going to enjoy kicking your mouse ass," Aquamarine said to Fink.
"Don't get cocky, I have way more skills than you," Fink said to Aquamarine.
"You won't be finding my dad, but you will get my foot," Fink said to Aquamarine and then she nails a kick to Aquamarine's ribs.
"And here's my fist," Fink said to Aquamarine and then she nails a punch to Aquamarine.
The move knocks Aquamarine onto her stomach.
"Down goes Aquamarine," Johnny said.
"I think she is regretting entering this fight," Nick said.
Fink then grabs Aquamarine's wand as she had an idea in her head.
"I don't think Aquamarine is going to like this trick," Nick said.
"And here's a wand up your ass," Fink said to Aquamarine and then she shoves the wand up Aquamarine's ass.
Aquamarine screams in pain as she crawls around, trying to get the wand out of her butt.
"Ouch," Johnny said.
"Someone get some Rectaline ass cream for Aquamarine," Nick said.
Aquamarine then stands on her feet and then she uses her butt cheeks to break her wand, and then the pieces fall out of Aquamarine's butt.
"There goes Aquamarine's equalizer," Johnny said.
Aquamarine then looks towards Fink with an anger in her eyes.
"Nice eyes, did you smoke some hash with Pinky before this?" Aquamarine asked Fink as Fink was getting mad.
Then, Aquamarine then picks up a bag of Skittles from the mat.
"What are you going to do hit me with a bag of Skittles?" Fink asked Aquamarine as Aquamarine just smiled.
Aquamarine then opens the bag and puts all of the Skittles in her mouth. Aquamarine then spits out the Skittles and they land into Fink's eyes. Fink begins to freak out as it burns her eyes.
"I heard of tasting the rainbow, but not seeing the rainbow," Nick said.
"Oh god it is like a mosaic of pain," Fink said in pain.
Fink then pounds the back of her head as the Skittles were falling out of her eyes.
"That will clear Fink's vision," Johnny said.
Fink then walks over to Aquamarine and then she bites down on Aquamarine's right arm hard. Aquamarine then pushes Fink away from her as several small gashes were left on her arm.
"You might want to get yourself tested," Fink said to Aquamarine.
Aquamarine then walks over to the another part of the ring.
"Aquamarine is not letting this go," Johnny said.
"That was a worse bite than Crinkly Wrinkly's bite," Nick said.
Aquamarine then wraps a sour belt around Fink and pulls her back. Aquamarine then takes the belt and wraps it around Fink's neck. Aquamarine then tightens the belt around Fink as this causes Fink's eyes to squeeze out like a stress ball.
"The sour belt choke," Johnny said.
"Fink's oxygen is getting lower than Cartoon Network's standards," Nick said.
Ten seconds later, Aquamarine tightens the belt so much that it ends up breaking as Fink was free.
"Oh thanks goodness it wasn't six inches thick," Nick said.
When Fink turns around, Aquamarine was now holding two four foot Twix bars.
"What do you prefer Fink, Left Twix, Right Twix, or both," Aquamarine said to Fink and then she smashes the bars on Fink's head.
"Ooh the Twix Smash," Johnny said.
The move caused Fink's head to compress in a cartoonish fashion (think of what happened to Mark McGwire during his fight with Sammy Sosa on CDM). Fink then shakes her head as it goes back to normal.
"Fink is looking for some more sweet mayhem," Nick said as Fink walks over to Aquamarine and Aquamarine tosses away the bars.
"I don't like Twix, I need something more meaty," Fink said and then she digs her left hand into Aquamarine's stomach.
"Oh god," Aquamarine said in pain as Fink was looking around for what she wanted.
Five seconds later, Fink then pulls out Aquamarine's gallbladder as this left a hole on Aquamarine's body.
"Delicious," Fink said and then she walks over to the pond of chocolate.
Fink then dips the gallbladder into the chocolate and then she puts it in her mouth and swallows it.
"I heard of chocolate covered almonds, but not chocolate covered gallbladders," Johnny said.
"I'm more of a Reese's pieces fan myself," Nick said.
Fink then walks back over to Aquamarine and then Aquamarine uses this black licorice whip and starts to whip it on Fink's face.
"Stay down rodent," Aquamarine said to Fink as she continues to whip her as Fink's face was covered in numerous cuts.
"Aquamarine is cracking the whip on Fink," Johnny said.
"And by whip, I mean black licorice," Nick said.
After twelve whips, Fink then bites down on the licorice until it was completely gone.
"Aquamarine's main ally is now gone as well," Johnny said as Fink picks up this four foot long piece of Kit Kat.
"Hey Aquamarine, let me break off a piece of your kneecap," Fink said to Aquamarine and then she swings the bar onto Aquamarine's left knee.
The force ends up knocking Aquamarine's left kneecap out of her body.
"Oh and there goes Aquamarine's kneecap," Nick said.
Aquamarine falls onto the mat as Fink drops the large Kit Kat bar. Fink then walks over to Aquamarine as Aquamarine picks up a bunch of gummy snakes.
"It seems that Aquamarine has got a hold of some gummy snakes," Johnny said.
"Hey mouse, eat this," Aquamarine said to Fink and then she shoves the snakes into Fink's mouth.
"Oh and Aquamarine just shove those snakes into Fink's mouth," Nick said.
Fink then swallows down the snakes as this didn't look good for Aquamarine.
"That plan didn't work," Johnny said.
"Just like the time she and Eyeball try to take out Steven," Nick said.
"That's your best move, I'm a kid, I love candy," Fink said to Aquamarine.
"But you're not going to love these sweets," Fink said to Aquamarine.
Fink then walks over to some lollipops and picks up four of them.
"Fink has some lollipops in her hands," Johnny said as Fink then uses her teeth to bite away on the lollipops.
"Fink is now putting her mouse teeth to some good use," Nick said.
Six seconds later, Fink stops biting as she turns around as she turns the lollipops into shivs.
"Fink has just turned those lollipops into candy shivs," Johnny said.
"I keep thinking of Mandy Moore when she is holding those weapons," Nick said.
Aquamarine starts to crawl away as Fink was starting to walk towards her.
"You can't escape from me you blue British Madeline hack," Fink said to Aquamarine and then she tosses the shivs towards Aquamarine.
Then, the shivs pierce through Aquamarine's palms and shins as Aquamarine couldn't go anywhere.
"There's a sugar spike like no other," Nick said.
"And Aquamarine can't move a muscle," Johnny said as Fink stands over Aquamarine.
"Any last words?" Fink asked Aquamarine.
"Eat cocaine you fucking lab rat," Aquamarine said angrily to Fink.
"I think that's her answer," Johnny said.
"Oh you asked for it," Fink said to Aquamarine as she was about to stomp Aquamarine's face in.
Before Fink could do it, she felt this pain in her stomach, it was like something wanted to get out.
"What the hell?" Fink asked in shock as she holds her stomach.
"What's going on with Fink?" Johnny asked.
"I think those gummy snakes that the CDM department made have gotten into some radiation and they are alive," Nick said.
Suddenly, there was some snake shape markings on Fink's stomach as they were ready to make their exit in the worst possible way.
"I think they are about to come out," Johnny said.
Then, the snakes burst out of Fink's stomach and out of her body, which causes the fans to cheer like crazy. There was some blood splattered along the mat as the gummy snakes start to slither out of the ring and Fink was left with a huge hole on her body.
"Ouch talk about a stomach burster," Nick said.
"That tasted more sour than sweet," Johnny said as Fink was woozy a bit.
"Well at least they tasted great," Fink said and then she falls down onto the mat as she was now dead.
Then, the bell rings as Aquamarine manage to slip out of the shivs and stands weakly on her feet.
"It's over, Aquamarine manages to kill Fink," Johnny said.
"Those snakes might not have fangs, but they sure fight back," Nick said.
"The winner is Aquamarine," Chef said as he raises Aquamarine's left arm to the cheering fans.
"What a fantastic match," Johnny said as the camera was pointed towards them.
"You're right Johnny, after my wife divorced me and married David Letterman, and our show getting canned, I have to say it feels amazing to be back on with you," Nick said to Johnny.
"I have to say the same thing Nick, it is great to be back on with you as well," Johnny said to Nick.
"For Fandom Deathmatch, I'm Johnny Gomez," Johnny said.
"And I'm Nick Diamond," Nick said.
"Saying good fight, good night," Johnny said.
And with that our first episode is done, I have to say that was an awesome first episode I did. It definitely had a feel to the original show, especially with the main event.
Also if you have any suggestions for future matches, leave it down in the review section. Also if you want to see the guidelines for future fights, I have it set up at the end of the first chapter for you to look at.
Anyway, we got the first part of episode two coming soon.