Fandom Deathmatch
Summary: People from around the multiverse fight in the Deathmatch ring to settle feuds in a fandom version of the hit MTV series, Celebrity Deathmatch.
Disclaimer: I don't own Celebrity Deathmatch or any show featured here, they belong to their respective owners.
Rated M for blood and gore, intense violence, language, and suggestive themes. So if you don't like seeing your favorite characters getting killed, turn back now.
Chapter 4: E.B's Favorite Fight Part I
"What happens when two girls show who really is a Powerpuff? Which PSA icon will get the last word? And which creepy blonde is truly the best and the weirdest, find out tonight on Fandom Deathmatch," Johnny Gomez said and the camera then goes to the booth with the two hosts in it.
"Good evening folks, I'm Johnny Gomez," Johnny said.
"And I'm Nick Diamond," Nick Diamond said.
"Tonight we are bringing together three fights that would make the creator of this show, The Extreme Brony, very happy," Johnny said.
"Our first fight will answer the question who is the fourth Powerpuff girl, as Bunny from the original The Powerpuff Girls series takes on Bliss from the 2016 reboot," Johnny said as the graphic for the first fight is shown.
"Our second fight is a battle of iconic PSA characters as Snake from Partnership for a Drug-Free America takes on Ad Council's most famous icon, Smokey Bear," Nick said as the graphic for that fight is shown.
"And in our main event, it is Total Drama's Moonchild, Dawn, taking on Harry Potter's Luna Lovegood, in a battle we like to call, The Battle of the Creepy Blonde Lookalikes," Johnny said as the graphic for that fight was shown.
"This is definitely a night E.B. will love," Johnny said.
"In order to find out more about E.B., he gave us a list on all of his favorite fights from CDM," Nick said as Johnny holds onto the list.
"Yes Nick, there are some good fights on the list, but E.B's all time favorite fight from CDM is, Regis Philbin vs. Chuck Woolley," Johnny said to Nick as Nick was pissed off.
"That is a load of shit, E.B. has a horrible taste for fights," Nick said angrily.
"Nick don't piss off the creator, he could cancel us," Johnny said to Nick.
"The best fight from CDM is Calista Flockhart vs. Lucy Lawless, and he can't change my mind," Nick said.
"Nick calm down," Johnny said to Nick.
"I will be calm when E.B. change his favorite match, until then he can go fuck himself," Nick said and then he flips off to the camera.
"Before we get into any trouble, let's go to our first fight on the card," Johnny said.
"Nick, what do you think of when you hear the words, Cartoon Network?" Johnny asked Nick.
"Oh how the mighty have fallen," Nick said.
"No, well that's a bit true, but no," Johnny said.
"The answer is, The Powerpuff Girls, Cartoon Network has brought us some of the famous animated series ever, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Johnny Bravo, Dexter's Laboratory, and Samurai Jack," Johnny said.
"But one series is one above the rest and that is The Powerpuff Girls, the original, not that god awful 2016 reboot, seriously it made me eyes bleed," Nick said.
"This fight was suggested by an anonymous fan of this show, known as Guest, to prove which girl is the true fourth Powerpuff girl," Johnny said.
"And it will either be Bunny from the original series, or Bliss from the 2016 reboot," Nick said.
"Now let's go to the ringside area where "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is about to bring Bunny back," Johnny said and then the camera goes down to ringside as Steve was next to the CDM Time Machine.
"Thanks Johnny, I'm about to bring Bunny back thanks to the CDM Time Machine," Steve said to Johnny and then he presses a button on the tablet.
Soon, inside the machine glows and then the door opens and out comes Bunny (wearing her trademark dress) to the cheers from the fans.
"And there is Bunny," Johnny said.
"Her episode, Twisted Sister, has been in numerous top ten countdowns on dark kids episodes, but hopefully it will be a little bit more lighthearted tonight," Nick said.
"Ooh, Bunny wanna fight, Bunny wanna fight," Bunny said happily as she jumps into the ring, waiting for her opponent.
"Bunny looks happy to fight, but it might change in a moment," Johnny said.
"Yeah and here comes her opponent, Bliss," Nick said as Bliss (wearing her trademark dress) walks down the entrance way.
"Blisstina, or Bliss for short, is in for a fight," Johnny said.
"Yeah the only difference is that she can hopefully control herself in the match," Nick said as Bliss enters the ring.
Bunny and Bliss walk to the center of the ring as Chef Hatchet was ready to call this fight.
"Chef is ready to get this match underway," Johnny said.
"Alright you two I explained you the rules several times, I want a good clean fight," Chef said to Bunny and Bliss.
"Any questions?" Chef asked the two girls.
"Bunny have question, when does the fight end?" Bunny asked Chef.
"Until one of you is dead," Chef said to the girls.
"Let's get it on," Chef said as the bell rings and he moves out of the way.
"Bunny going to kick your ass," Bunny said to Bliss.
"Well Bliss is going to end you," Bliss said to Bunny.
"Bunny won't let you do it," Bunny said to Bliss and then she grabs onto Bliss' hair.
Bunny then swings and repeatedly slams Bliss down onto the mat (like what the Hulk did to Loki in The Avengers).
"Bunny has got the first swing in," Johnny said.
"Bunny is gonna end this quickly," Nick said.
Ten seconds later, Bunny let go of Bliss as Bliss gets on her feet. Bliss then nails a headbutt to Bunny's ribs.
"Bliss with a headbutt," Johnny said.
Bliss then nails a punch to Bunny's face as this sends Bunny into a corner.
"And there's a Powerpuff punch," Nick said.
"You may not like the reboot, but Bliss can fight here," Johnny said as Bliss walks over to the corner that Bunny was in.
Bliss then grabs Bunny by the back of her head as she looks at the turnbuckle.
"I call this the Bliss Attack Special," Bliss said to Bunny and then she repeatedly slam Bunny's face into the turnbuckle repeatedly.
"Bliss is looking to turn Bunny's face into dirt," Johnny said.
"Bunny hasn't moved an inch, I think her skull is very thick," Nick said.
After twelve slams, Bliss stops as Bunny's face was covered in bruises. Bunny then grabs Bliss and drags her to the middle of the ring.
"Bunny has a hold of Bliss," Johnny said.
"It is going to be worse than the Teen Titans Go!/Powerpuff Girls crossover," Nick said.
Bunny then nails Bliss with a brutal back breaker as Bliss just screams in pain.
"Ooh that sounded awful," Johnny said.
Bunny then jumps and nails a double stomp to Bliss' ribs. She then gets off her as Bunny's shoe marks were stuck on Bliss' body.
"And there is a Bunny Boot Drop," Nick said.
"And I think Bliss' ribs snapped like twigs, which is what Bunny is made of," Johnny said.
"Bunny is the truth fourth Powerpuff you cash cow," Bunny said to Bliss angrily.
"Well at least I'm not an abomination," Bliss said as this caused the crowd to gasp in shock.
"What did you just say?" Bunny asked Bliss as she had this intense angry look on her face.
"You heard me," Bliss said to Bunny.
"Oh I think Bliss has awaken the beast," Johnny said.
"And I don't think this Bunny wants to cuddle," Nick said.
"Bunny gonna show you who's the abomination," Bunny said to Bliss angrily and then she grabs Bliss by her hair.
Bunny then drags Bliss to one of the corner and then they climb up to the top rope. Bunny then gets Bliss upside down as things were about to get rough.
"Bunny has Bliss up on top," Johnny said.
"Here comes the crash," Nick said.
Bunny then jumps off and gives Bliss a Tombstone piledriver from the top rope. The move ends up cracking open Bliss' skull as some of her brain was shown.
"What a brutal piledriver," Johnny said.
"That's gonna drop a few IQ points," Nick said.
"Bunny gonna finish this, Bunny gonna finish this," Bunny said as she gets out of the ring and runs up the entrance way to the backstage area.
"Where is Bunny going?" Johnny asked.
"Bunny knows that the fight is still happening," Nick said.
Soon, the camera catches Bunny up in the rafters to the shock of the fans, Johnny, and Nick.
"Oh my god, Bunny is up in the rafters," Johnny said.
"We really need to block it after that whole missing girl thing," Nick said as Bunny stops, looking down at Bliss.
Bunny then stands on the railing as this was looking to be the end of Bliss.
"Bunny is standing on the railing," Johnny said.
"She is about to dive into a ring full of Bliss," Nick said as Bliss couldn't move from that piledriver.
"Bunny hop," Bunny said as she jumps off the railing and was falling down towards Bunny.
After several seconds, Bunny lands on Bliss, crushing her. The move caused Bliss' body parts to fly all over the place as the bell rings, which means the match is over. Bunny then stands up as Bliss' blood was smeared all over her dress.
"It's over, Bunny has crushed Bliss," Johnny said.
"I hope you can get rid of blood out of that dress," Nick said.
"Bunny is the winner," Chef said as he raised Bunny's left arm in victory.
"Bunny won, Bunny won," Bunny said in a happy tone as she jumps up and down.
"Unbelievable, Bunny has won and she can call herself the fourth true Powerpuff Girl," Johnny said as the camera was back at the booth.
"It was a good fight, let's hope E.B. liked that," Nick said in a bit of a sarcastic tone.
"Nick, are you still mad about E.B's favorite CDM fight?" Johnny asked Nick.
"Oh hell yeah Johnny, he has shit taste in fights and I'm going to Canada to teach him a lesson," Nick said to Johnny.
"While that's happening let's take a break, but coming up next is Snake taking on Smokey Bear," Johnny said.
To be continued…
Wow what a way to kick off the second episode with Bunny vs. Bliss. This fight is for a guest reviewer, I hope you like it.
Anyway, keep sending in suggestions for fights as we got more Fandom Deathmatch coming soon.