Fandom Deathmatch
Summary: People from around the multiverse fight in the Deathmatch ring to settle feuds in a fandom version of the hit MTV series, Celebrity Deathmatch.
Disclaimer: I don't own Celebrity Deathmatch or any show featured here, they belong to their respective owners.
Rated M for blood and gore, intense violence, language, and suggestive themes. So if you don't like seeing your favorite characters getting killed, turn back now.
Chapter 6: E.B's Favorite Fight Part III
"Welcome back to Fandom Deathmatch," Johnny said as Nick was back in the booth.
"So Nick, how was your trip to Canada?" Johnny asked Nick.
"I got turned around, apparently you can't come in with a criminal conviction," Nick said.
"You know the state has a way to get you into Canada," Johnny said to Nick.
"Too much time and money," Nick said.
"But I will find a way to change E.B's mind," Nick said.
"Okay, well time for our main event, Dawn from Total Drama versus Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter," Johnny said.
"These two girls are blondes and have a tend to be very weird, so we are calling this battle, The Battle of the Creepy Blonde Lookalikes," Nick said.
"The problem is despite being ready for this fight, both girls were just too nice," Nick said.
"So we locked Dawn and Luna in separate green rooms for two weeks to get them all riled up," Johnny said.
"And boy they are pissed off Johnny," Nick said to Johnny.
"Yeah they only had potato chips to eat, kombucha to drink, and on the IPads we had nothing but 6ix9ine playing," Johnny said.
"Well now they are ready to fight," Nick said.
"To make things interesting, we decorated the ring like a wooded area at night," Nick said as the camera goes down to the ring.
The ring had grass on the mat, a huge tree near one of the corners, numerous rocks and pieces of wood around the ring, and other surprises as well.
"Yeah gives off a creepy vibe and it will be perfectly for our fighters," Johnny said.
"Now let's bring the fighters out," Nick said.
Then, a puff of smoke appears in the ring and once it goes away, a person in a cloak was in the ring. The person removes the cloak and it was Dawn (her hair tied up in a ponytail, wearing a black tank top, blue jeans, and brown boots) as the fans cheer for her.
"And here's Dawn, one of Total Drama's most popular characters," Johnny said as Dawn waves to her fans.
"She looks so different without that green sweater, and she is ready to beat down Luna," Nick said.
Then another puff of smoke appears in the ring and once it goes away, in the ring was Luna Lovegood (wearing her Hogwarts uniform) to the cheers from the fans.
"And here is Luna Lovegood, one of Harry Potter's most popular characters," Johnny said.
"I guess people like the weird girls," Nick said.
Dawn and Luna walk to the center of the ring as Chef didn't know which girl was the right girl.
"Chef is very confused," Johnny said.
"It's like the Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera fight all over again," Nick said.
"Okay, which one is the girl from the show I was on and which one is from the magical school?" Chef asked the two girls.
"I'm the magical one," Luna said.
Chef then draws a magic wand on Luna's right hand, just to make sure he tells them apart.
"Alright then, make this fight quick so we can get rid of the Blair Witch vibe here," Chef said to the girls.
"Let's get it on," Chef said as the bell rings and he steps aside.
"Okay Luna, time to feel the power of the moon," Dawn said to Luna.
"Oh please, you had your fifteen minutes of fame, magic is here to stay," Luna said to Dawn.
"Some choice words from the two weird blonde girls," Johnny said.
Luna then closes her eyes and puts her hands together, as it looked like she was trying to use her faith to win the fight.
"Luna is just standing there," Johnny said.
"No wonder she gets bullied," Nick said as Dawn was getting angry over Luna doing nothing.
"That's it, I haven't spend two weeks listening to shitty rap for this," Dawn said in anger.
"I'm going to take some action," Dawn said and then she punches Luna right on her left cheek.
"And Dawn takes the first shot," Johnny said.
"I guess 6ix9ine really does drive you mad," Nick said as Luna snaps out of it.
"Okay, you want to play rough, let's play rough," Luna said to Dawn.
"Here is some things I taught Harry," Luna said to Dawn.
"Punchis Noseus," Luna said and then she pushes Dawn in the nose.
"Kickus Kneeis," Luna said and then she kicks Dawn in her left knee.
"Slapus Ribus," Luna said and then she slaps Dawn in the ribs.
"And Luna with the Hogwarts trio," Johnny said.
"She is more pissed off than the Harry Potter fans after J.K. Rowling's tweets," Nick said.
Dawn then picks up a small log and lifts it over her head.
"Oh Mother Gaia, give me the strength to kill this hack," Dawn said and then she smashes the log over Luna's head.
"Logsmashers ahoy," Nick said.
"Okay time to give you the Order of my Foot to Your Face," Luna said to Dawn and then she kicks her right foot into Dawn's face, knocking her down.
"And Luna with the Ravenclaw Boot," Johnny said as Dawn crawls over to the tree.
Dawn then stands on her feet as a squirrel pops out from the hole in the tree.
"What the, that's a squirrel," Johnny said in shock.
"I guess the crew didn't check to see if there was anything in there," Nick said as Dawn whispers something to the squirrel.
"We know Dawn can communicate with animals, maybe this will help her," Johnny said.
After the whispering, Dawn points over to Luna as the squirrel runs towards her. Then, the squirrel jumps and starts to attack all over Luna's face, which causes Luna to scream.
"Oh and that squirrel is going after Luna," Johnny said.
"I guess he is fan of Gryffindor," Nick said.
Six seconds later, the squirrel jumps off of Luna as Luna's face was covered in numerous scratches. Then, Dawn grabs a big stone and walks over to Luna.
"I see your aura, it is black, blue, and broken," Dawn said to Luna and then she throws the rock onto Luna's right foot.
The move ends up crushing Luna's foot as her toes puncture through her shoe and Luna screams in pain.
"Ouch, that hurts," Johnny said.
"Death Eaters can't compare to Dawn," Nick said as Luna gets on one knee.
"What's the matter Loony, never expect a girl like me to kick your ass," Dawn said to Luna in a mocking tone as Luna was pissed off by that line.
"And I think Dawn has just messed up," Johnny said as Luna stands on her feet.
"Don't call me Loony," Luna said to Dawn in anger as she grabs this long stick.
Luna then swings the stick and strikes it on Dawn's face, the move ends up leaving these nasty scratch marks on Dawn's left cheek. Then, Luna stabs Dawn in the abdomen with the stick, she then pulls the stick out as this left a small hole in her body.
"Ouch, the stick scratch and stab," Nick said as Luna kicks Dawn away from her.
Luna then takes the stick and begins to trace something down in the dirt. After about twenty seconds, Luna drops the stick as she carves out a circle with a flame inside it.
"What is Luna doing?" Johnny asked.
"I don't think she knows that this arena nullifies magic," Nick said.
"Oh magical creatures of the land, give me the strength to kick this wannabe's ass back to Hogwarts," Luna said as she raised her arms in the air.
But Luna's chanting didn't do shit as nothing appeared from the marking.
"Yep, it doesn't work," Nick said.
"Ha, looks like your faith did you shit and now I'm going to show you something that isn't in your aura," Dawn said to Luna as she approaches her.
Suddenly, the arena starts to shake violently as Dawn, Luna, Johnny, Nick, and the fans couldn't believe it.
"What the hell?" Johnny asked in shock.
"It's an earthquake," Nick said.
Then, this big flying flaming bird smashes through the roof as everyone couldn't believe it, it was a phoenix.
"Oh my god, a phoenix," Nick said in shock.
"I guess Luna's faith did work," Johnny said as the phoenix lands in the middle of the ring, in between Dawn and Luna.
"You think a phoenix is going to scare me, I love animals and the phoenix is most gentle bird in all of mythology," Dawn said to Luna as the phoenix looks at Dawn.
Then, the phoenix grabs a hold of Dawn by it's peak and begins to thrash her around as Dawn screams in pain.
"Well Dawn is wrong," Nick said.
"That phoenix is just flinging her around like it's own personal toy," Johnny said.
The phoenix then launches Dawn up into the air and then it bite into Dawn. The force was enough to spilt Dawn in half with her upper body and her lower body landing in the ring as her liver and some of her intestines were scattered around the ring.
"That phoenix just spilt Dawn like a walnut," Johnny said as the fans cheer for the move.
"Must…get…back…in…the…fight," Dawn said during some pauses and then she dies from the move which causes the bell to be ring.
"It's over, Luna Lovegood wins," Nick said.
"Oh no, E.B. is going to be pissed," Johnny said.
"The winner is, the one from Harry Potter," Chef said as he raised Luna's right arm in victory to the cheers from the fans.
Luna then walks over to the phoenix and gives it a hug for helping her win the match.
"Let's see if E.B. likes this fight," Nick said sarcastically as the camera goes back to the booth.
"That's not the time Nick, E.B's favorite girl got killed, we might get canned again," Johnny said to Nick in a serious tone.
"Good, serves him right for choosing the wrong favorite fight," Nick said as someone from offstage hands Johnny a note.
"Huh, it's from The Extreme Brony," Johnny said and then he starts to read the letter.
"Dear Johnny and Nick, I just saw the main event and it was everything I ever wanted, keep doing a great job and bringing the spirit of CDM to this show. Sincerely, The Extreme Brony," Johnny said as he said what was on the note.
"P.S., this is for Nick," Johnny said what was on the note as someone offstage hands Nick a wrapped box.
"Oh nice, a gift," Nick said.
Nick opens the box and then a boxing glove hits Nick straight in the nose. The force ends up breaking Nick's nose as he holds in pain.
"Oh goddam it," Nick said in anger as he stands off his seat.
"God E.B. fucking sucks," Nick said in anger as he walks off stage with Johnny laughing a little from the punch.
"I'm going to like this Extreme Brony," Johnny said.
"For Fandom Deathmatch, Nick Diamond and his broken nose, I'm Johnny Gomez saying good fight, good night," Johnny said.
I know shocker right, Dawn doesn't win the match, even though she is my all time favorite animated girl. It is mainly because Dawn was based off of Luna Lovegood, so the original character had to be winner of this thing, it would be weird if the one based off the original character won this fight, right?
Anyway, keep sending me suggestions for future fights as episode three will be coming soon.