Farewell Devon
Oh Campusland, oh Campusland,
Your craziness, can't longer stand.
Oh Old Devon, once so grand,
But now your admin's shown its hand.
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Caving in to mobs irate,
To all demands upon your plate.
For sanity, can't longer wait,
So now I'm marching out your gate.
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Inquiry's long been forgotten,
Your entire college system's rotten.
Though this madness comes from bottom,
Whiny brats, you did not stop 'em.
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Oh Campusland, oh Campusland,
Perhaps one day again be grand.
But at least now you know where I stand,
Freedom of thought, not Left's demands.