Doubles Guy was in a touch pickle. He was literally stuck betweena wall and a hard place. So what did he do?
He took out two cans of Pepsi. Drank both of them at the same time. Then pointed at the left, shouting, "Dubs, check em. Or else you will die. Dubs."
Suddenly, two Amtrak trains out of nowhere crushed the pickle, freeing Doubles Guy, who proceeded to dance to the tune of "It's Hip To Be A Square'. But Batman was fed up with this bullshit, who he challenged Doubles Guy to a wrestling match. Since Doubles Guy preferred duo battles, they went two on two, Batman and Robin vs. Doubles Guy and Space Ghost. While Space Ghost kept everyone entertained with his mindless chatter, Doubles Guy beat the hell out of Batman and Robin, winning the match.
"You did pretty good, Tad Ghostal," Doubles Guy satted as he handed the second trophy to Space Ghost, "You earned this my friend."
Space Ghost chuckled as he patted Doubles Guy on the back. "No no, Patrick Bateman. You keep the trophies. You were the one who did all of the action." Space Ghost placed his right hand on his chin. "Speaking of action, what's taking Zorak and Moltar so long..."