Deuces
(Feature Song: Dueces by Chris Brown and others; cover by Delta Company)
A few days later, Aelita is not only mad at Jeremy; she thinks he is using Dawn to make her jealous. Jeremy tries to talk to her, and she leaves and purposely uses Odd to get under Jeremy's skin, which is working. Meanwhile, Odd and Dawn secretly meet up for a date-a quick date becasue Yumi was following them. After seeing that, Dawn comes up with a subtle way to get the message across that her plan is not cutting it anymore. Delta Company is sitting on four stools on the stage in the Ivy Lounge. "Are you sure that this will work?" Ash asks. "No! Aelita will see this as a dis song," Allison said. "This is a dis song!" Brock said. "Are we ready?" "Yes, it's time to tell Aelita's fucked ideas, deuces!" Dawn said as she holds up the deuces sign.
(Allison)
All that bullshit's for the birds
You ain't nothin' but a vulture-ure-ure-ure
Always hoping for the worst
Waiting for me to fuck up
(Dawn)
You'll regret the day when he finds another girl, yeah
That knows just what he needs; she knows just what he means
When he tells her to keep it drama free
(All four)
(Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
Aelita looks around, and everyone is looking at her, which upsets her.
(Allison)
Chu-Chuckin' up them deuces
(All four)
(Oh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
(Dawn)
Yeah, yeah, told you that I'm leaving, deuces
(Oh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
(Allison/Dawn)
Woah, oh
I know you mad, but so what? I wish you best of luck
And now I'm finna throw them deuces up
(All four)
I'm on some new shit
I'm chuckin' my deuces up to her (Deuces)
I'm moving on to something better, better, better
No more tryna make it work (Deuces)
You made me wanna say bye-bye (Say bye-bye)
Say bye-bye (Say bye-bye)
Say bye-bye to her (Say bye-bye, deuces)
You made me wanna say bye-bye (Say bye-bye)
Say bye-bye (Say bye-bye)
During the chorus, Aelita tries to leave with Odd but Gary stops her because there is broken glass on the floor so, she has to stay put. Aelita complies but is not pleased. Odd, on the other hand, is glad because he wants to stay and see Dawn sing.
(Brock)
Uh, used to be Valentines, together all the time
Thought it was true love, but you know women lie
It's like he sent his love with a text two times
Call 'cause he cares, but he ain't get no reply (No reply)
(Ash)
Tryna see eye to eye, but it's like they're both blind
Fuck it, let's hit the club, he rarely sip but pour him some
'Cause when it's all said and done
He ain't gon' be the one that she can always run to
Aelita is shocked. She knows the song is about her and turns to Odd, who is singing along. Yumi shakes her head but looks at Jeremy, who is not surprised by the song but is looking at Aelita with a worried look on his face.
(Allison/Dawn)
(Oh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
(Brock)
He hate liars, fuck love, He's tired of tryin'
My heart big, but it beat quiet
(Allison/Dawn)
(Oh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
(Ash)
He don't never feel like thier vibin'
'Cause every time we alone, it's a awkward silence
(Allison/Dawn)
(Oh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
(Brock)
So leave your keys on the kitchen counter
And give him back that ruby ring with the big diamond
Shit, it's over, what you trippin' for?
(Ash)
He don't wanna have to let you go
But baby, he think it's better if he let you know
Say bye-bye to her (Say bye-bye)
(All four)
I'm on some new shit
I'm chuckin' my deuces up to her (Deuces)
I'm moving on to something better, better, better
No more tryna make it work, no (Deuces)
You made me wanna say bye-bye (Say bye-bye, bye-bye)
Say bye-bye (Say bye-bye, bye-bye)
Say bye-bye to her (Say bye-bye, oh-oh, deuces)
You made me wanna say bye-bye (Say bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye)
Say bye-bye (Say bye-bye)
Say bye-bye to her, yeah (Say bye-bye)
As they sing the chorus, they wave "bye-bye" to Aelita as she grabs Odd to leave again, but Odd forcibly removes his hands from her and sits back down. Aelita looks around, and everyone is looking at her with a "girl, you tripping" facial expression. She sits back down. Ulrich looks at Odd, who seems into the song. Then, he looks at Jeremy, who sits by Aelita to comfort her. She smiles at Jeremy for a second but gets up and moves away from him.
(Brock)
Look, his shawty always on some bullshit like Chicago
So he flips that middle finger and the index finger follow
Deuces, they ain't got no future in tomorrow
He's a dick, so it shouldn't be that hard to swallow
(Ash)
The other chick he's with never complainin'
She makes he wanna leave the one his with, Usher Raymond
Prolly didn't register, don't trip, later on, it will
Shorty full of drama, like Gangsta Gri-zills
(Ash/Brock)
(Oh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
(Allison)
He finally noticed it, it finally hit him
Like Tina did Ike in the limo, it finally hit him
(Ash/Brock)
(Oh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
(Dawn)
He got a new chick, and she ain't you
She Paula Patton thick. she gives him déjà vu
(Ash/Brock)
(Oh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
(Allison)
And all that attitude, he don't care about it
But all that shit he does for her, you gon' hear about it
(Dawn)
Breezy rep two up, two down
But he's just puttin' two up, chuckin' up the deuce now (Oh!)
(All four)
I'm on some new shit
I'm chuckin' my deuces up to her, oh-oh (Deuces)
I'm moving on to something better, better, better (Better, baby)
No more tryna make it work, hey (Deuces)
You made me wanna say bye-bye (Say bye-bye)
Say bye-bye (Say bye-bye, say, say)
Say bye-bye to her (Say bye-bye, bye-bye, deuces)
You made me wanna say bye-bye (Say bye-bye)
Say bye-bye (Say bye-bye, say, say)
Say bye-bye to her (Say bye-bye), deuces
Aelita folds her arms and looks away from Delta Company. She looks back and Jeremy but folds her arms. At the end of the song, Delta Company holds up the deuces sign.
Aelita approaches Dawn. "What the hell was that?" "What are you talking about?" Dawn asks, playing dumb. "Don't play dumb with me! Fuck you!" "Aelita, calm the fuck down! It was just a song!" Meanwhile, Rocky was talking to Ash and Brock. "I have not heard the song in a long time," Rocky said. "I know, it came on Pandora the other day, and I still remember all the words," Brock said. "You were the best part," Cressila said. Brock blushes. "I see," Rocky said. "What are you implying?" Brock asks. "Cressila, how did Aelita look during the song?" Ash asks. "She was pissed. However, based on what I've been told, she is only using odd to hurt Jeremy, which is wrong," Cressila said. "Excuse me, who the hell are you?" Yumi asks. "I'm Cressila! Not that you need to know, but I have been around for a while. Plus, I think you should talk to your best friend. She is self-destructing her relationships, and she needs guidance," Cressila said. "Mind your fucking business! These 'friends' of ours should know their place as should you," Yumi said. "Bitch, please! That song was about me, and whatever you think is going on between Jeremy and me!" Aelita said. "This was a Chris Brown song. For once, you are not the center of the universe, Princess!" Dawn said. Aelita growls. "I'm leaving!" She looks for Odd, who is talking to Allison. "Odd, I'm leaving!" "Aelita, you can go without me, plus, I am talking to Allison," Odd said. "About what?" "None of your fucking business!" Allison said. "About me!" "No! Not everything is about you!" Aelita tries to grab Odd, but he pulls away. "You are going back to your room. You can go without me!" Odd snapped back. Aelita scoff, "I was going to see Plusle. She looks sad." "Becasue, she misses Minun. You won't let them play together outside the Pokemon Room," Gary said. "Plusle is my Pokemon! Not yours!" Aelita screams as she leaves. "Wow! She's nice," Cressila said. "Once this whole thing blows over, she'll be!" Ash said. "Whatever, Ash!" Yumi said as she leaves. Ulrich talks to Jeremy. "Jeremy! Work it out with her. The faith of the group depends on it." "Really! How about you tell her to stop using Odd as a shield and talk to me!" Jeremy said. Ulrich shakes his head and leaves. Meanwhile, "Allison, can I pushed my thing with Dawn back again?" Odd asks. "I did already, about two weeks away," Allison said. "Thank you!" Odd said.
Later in the day, Allison is finishing her shift at the help desk. "Done! Customer Service is the worst!" "When you're queen, you'll be doing that!" Ash J said. "Whatever," Allison said. "I can't believe Sam did her shift in the morning! Now I'm stuck with this one!" "Hey! You're no picnic!" Gary said. "Brothers!" Allison said, and as she leaves, the cats appeared. "Twilight! Dusk!" Ash J said. "Hello! How's it going?" Twilight asks. "Great. So far! I made the biggest snowman in the world, which melted." "Of course, what about you, Gary?" "How am I doing? I am tired of hearing Allison's friends in another war!" Gary said. "I heard. It has something to do with Aelita and Jeremy!" Dusk said. "Yes! It's childish!" At the same time, Ash walks up to Allison. "Are you ready?" "Ready?" Allison thinks about it and remembers it. "Right! Sam wanted to talk to me about something," Allison said. Ash frowns, and Ash J and Gary look confused. "We just saw Sam, and she did not say anything about talking to Allison," Gary said. "Really?" Ash asks. "Only about an hour, then I'll meet you in my room. Dawn is stalking the Ultimate Mash Potato Bar!" Allison said. Ash smiles. "Okay! I'll get ready!" Ash said as he kisses her on the cheek.
Allison knocks on Sam's door. "Allison!" Sam said. "Hi! Can I talk to you?" Allison asks. "Sure!" Allison enters and sees Clover and Alex trying on their ski gear. "Not this one. This is last season!" Clover said. "But, it works for the slopes!" Alex said. "Alone!" Allison said. "Important! Girls! I need some sister time with Allison," Sam said. "Alright, Sammie! Alex, you need to update your wardrobe!" "No!" Alex said. They leave. "Okay, what do you want to talk about?" Sam asks. "Ash!" "Your boyfriend!" "Yes!" Sam sighs. "Okay! I'm all ears." "Well," Allison tries to start, but the words are not there. "Is everything okay with Ash?" Sam asks. "Yes!" Allison tries to speak again but nothing. "Are you sure?" "Yes!" Allison takes a breath. "You know the birds and the bees, right?" Sam looks at her. "Birds and the bees? Really? You and Ash?" "Yeah! We want to." "You mean he wants to. You look sick!" "I want to, but I don't know!" Sam lifts up Allison's chin. "Are you sure?" "Yes. I want to take with Ash." "Okay. Then what's the problem?" "I'm not sure," Allison said. "Is this what happened at Kadic?" Sam asks. "Kadic? That was something else. It was a huge misunderstanding that able up because of Calvin!" "That's right." "Also, I did open up to him a few months ago." "About what?" "Prince Capricorn?" "Who the fuck is that?" Sam asks. "Right! Let me get you up to speed." Once she did, Sam had this to say. "That makes sense; the trauma was still there. I'm glad he's dead because he might as well have a target on his back." "That's what our brother said," Allison said. Sam takes Allison's hand. "So, what! Are you asking me for your blessing for having sex with Ash because it's not my place," Sam said. Allison said. "You trust him, right?" "I do trust him." "Then that's it. You know who Ash is, and you trust him with your body. You don't need my permission," Sam said. "Thanks. I needed this!" Allison hugs her. "Now, where is he?" "Meeting me at my room in a few minutes. We're going on a date," Allison said. "Protect yourself!" Sam said. Allison laughs. "Cāndanī already gave me that speech!" "Don't worry; this stays between us. No brothers! No, parents!" "No strings attach!" "No! Only between us sisters!" The girls laugh. A few minutes later, Allison enters her room and sees candles everywhere. "Wow! He wasn't kidding!" Ash covers Allison's eyes with his hands. "I know that's you!" "Oh, really?" Ash turns her around and kisses her, and Allison smiles.
As Dawn looks at all the different toppings, Piplup looks at all the Poke-treats. "They look good. I want a sample!" Dawn takes a spoon and scoops some mash potatoes in a tiny bowl. She also gets a Poke-tart for Piplup. Next thing she knows, a spoon is in her mouth. "Hump!" Odd scoops some creamy mash potatoes in Dawn's mouth. "Is it good?" Odd asks. Dawn blushes. "Why don't you try some?" "Why don't you feed me?" Odd asks. "Those are flirting words!" Dawn said as she spoon-feeds Odd. Yumi is across the way talking to Ulrich. "I think this whole thing is going too far," Yumi said. "Me too! Maybe we should be better friends and help Jeremy and Aelita work things out. At this point, whatever they were fighting about is no longer the issue," Ulrich said. As they talk, they see Dawn and Odd flirting with each other. "Oh, hell, no!" Ulrich said. "Odd is really doing this!" Yumi said. A few minutes later, Jeremy and Aelita walk-in at opposite ends of the room. Plusle and Minun run towards each other. "How sweet!" Odd said. "Hey! Where's Houndoom?" Houndoom was eating one of the Poke-tarts with Piplup, Gardevior, and Hipmontop. "Having a picnic!" Jeremy said. Odd and Dawn laugh. "Try the creamy mash! It was made from the purest milk (Moomoo milk) in the region." Odd said. "I will!" Jeremy said. Aelita looks on with jealousy and picks up a spoon.
Ash gentle massages Allison's neck and she drags her hands on his chest. Wow! Ash's body looks good, Allison thinks to herself. Ash kisses Allison on her neck, then her chest. "I wonder what will happen in I take your bra off?" Ash teases. "You would like to know that," Allison said. Ash guides Allison's hands to his belt, which she unbuckles. Ash smiles and kisses Allison's neck and unbuttons her skirt. Then Ash's phone rings. "I'm not answering!" Ash said. Then Allison's phone rings and she tries to grab it. "No! Nobody is going to ruin this moment," Ash said as he grabs her hands. "It's my brother! It might be about the help desk," Allison said. "Fine!" Ash starts to kiss her stomach as Allison takes the call. "Hello! Gary! Slow down!" "Your best friend and our cousin started a mash potato food fight! Look at this shit! I'm not cleaning it up!" "Okay! We'll be right there!" Allison said. She hands up and Ash is about to kiss her when she stops him. "I'm sorry!" "What!" Ash is mad. "Dawn and Aelita started a mash potato food fight and it seems to be out of control!" Ash growls. "Whatever!" He gets up. "Ash, wait!" "Forget it, Allison! We didn't get that far!" Ash said as he blows out all the candles and fixes himself. Allison lays back on the bed and sighs. A few minutes later, Pikachu runs towards the room but runs back only to get hit by some mash potatoes. "Pikachu!" Ash said. Raichu licks some off. "Rai!" "It tastes good! What the fuck is this!" Allison shouts. The room is a mess and insults are flying. "Boyfriend stealing bitch!" Aelita said. "Look whose talking, mother fucker!" Dawn said. "Fuck you! Like Odd is dating anyone anyway! Plus, he was my friend first!" "You mean your bitch! The way you treat him and Jeremy!" Aelita screams. Meanwhile, Odd throws mash potatoes and Jeremy and Ulrich. "Try that shit again!" Jeremy said. "Wow! You can throw insults but not mash!" Odd said. Jeremy throws a big blob at Yumi, who was covered in food. "You'll regret this," Yumi said. "You'll regret being a lousy friend!" Dawn said. "That's it! where is Gardevior?" Allison asks. "She is covered in food, and so are the other Pokemon," Ash said. Victini was able to fly to Sam. "Victini! Look at you!" "Vic!" Victini is mad. "Espeon! Psychic!" "Espeon!" Allison commands Espeon to stop the chaos. Everyone freezes. "Mother fuckers! Look what you did!" Brock enters with Cressila and both gasp. "What the fuck?" Cressila asks. "You mean let's leave!" Brock said. Croagunk and Looney dig out the other Pokemon. Allison grabs some supplies. "We're cleaning this shit up!" "But! Aelita started it!" Odd said. Aelita scoffs at Odd. "You heard the boss! Clean this shit up!" Ash said. Minutes later, Sam talks to Allison. "How was it?" Allison points to Ash. "Unable to perform?" Sam teases. "No! Gary called me about this mess. We were getting there," Allison said. "I'm sorry!" Sam said. "Aelita and Dawn should apologize to Ash!" Allison said while laughing. Aelita mops and sighs. "What would our parents think?" "They'll run!" Yumi said. "This is like when we had to clean up the Pokemon Academy with Professor Rowan," Dawn said. "I remember, the water pipe broke and there were bubbles everywhere," Ash said. "I remember Piplup getting caught in one of the bubbles," Brock said. Everyone laughs. Piplup, not so much. "Piplup! Pikachu saved you, remember?" Dawn said. "Piplup!" "That must have been fun!" Jeremy said. "It was, telling our parents was the scary part becasue my mom lost it!" Ash said. "At least your mom can worry," Aelita said. Everyone becomes quiet. "Sorry! That caught me off guard!" Aelita said. "It's okay. I know you miss your mom," Ash said. "You know! You know that my mom is who knows where with an evil tyrant and my father is dead!" Aelita shouts. "Oh no! this can look bad!" Allison said. "Gary! Ash! Get over here!" Sam said. "We are barely one-hour into our two-hour shift and this shut happens," Gary said. "There is an event at six and they need to set up at three," Ash J said. "Okay! We can finish at two!" Allison said. "I know that Aelita! Why do you need to remind me!" Ash said. "You were just complaining about your mom freaking out about a minor bubble scene," Aelita said. "I was not! Is this about the song? You are done with Dawn and are now taking it out on me!" Ash said. "Ash, mop!" Brock said. "No! You whine like a little kid about Pokemon all the fucking time. How do you have time to be a boyfriend!" Aelita shouts. "That's none of your business!" Ash said. "Guys, calm down!" Ulrich said. "Speaking about this, I was thinking about our parents and you had to change the conversation!" "I did not! What the hell?" "I'm worried my mom and my dead father and you, like what do you know?" Ash said this: "At least you know what happened to your father! Mine, I have never met him and I don't think I will! Don't make this about you, princess!" Ash leaves and Allison chases after him. "I, I didn't -I didn't!" Aelita tries to speak. "Let's finish cleaning!" Brock said. Aelita was going to talk to Ash when Cressila steps in. "Allison will talk to him, leave him." "You know how mind other people business, don't you," Aelita said. "I am trying to clean up mas potato mountain, which you helped create," Cressila said. "Well, let me bring you up to speed. You see Brock, the guy you came in with." "Yes!" "Aelita, what are you doing?" Brock asks. "He slept with his girlfriend when she was 13 and he was barely 15 at the time!" Aelita said. "Aelita!" Brock shouts. "Then when she cheated on him, he slept with her foster sister as revenge on his best friend's bed at our old school!" Cressila drops her mop. She looks at Brock and runs, and he runs after her. Dawn walks up and smacks Aelita. "You fucking bitch!" 'Dawn!" "Shut up, bitch! I didn't think the fight between you and Ash was about revenge but what you said to Cressila about Brock was!" "My relationship with Jeremy is no ones business!" "Aelita! You made it everyone's business when you started to drag Odd around like your personal shield. You made it everyone's business when you started to ice Jeremy! Abd you are milking this stupid fight and my friends are hurt because of the selfish bitch that you are! You need to hear hit to hurt and you still don't get it!" Dawn pushes Aelita into a pile of mash potatoes and runs to find Brock. Odd was going to follow Dawn but Gary and Ash J told everyone to clean up the mess, now!