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Author's note: This is dedicated to my friends Tom Vilanova, Jane Bomb XXX, Lukaz Hansen, Kate_PhilotesXXX, Emma_X012Alpha and Lupiz.
Ron's birthday
Ron Weasley is turning 21 today and his brothers Fred and George is throwing a surprise b-day party for him...at the Three Broomsticks Inn in Hogsmeade.
Ron has a blindfold on as he enter the inn, guided by Fred and George, so he won't walk right into something.
Harry, Neville and some of the other guys Ron went to Hogwarts with are there as well.
Ron's female friends aren't there, since Fred and George only invited 'the dudes' as they called it in the owl-letters they did send to those they wanted to show up.
"Tadaaah, little bro." says Fred as he takes off Ron's blindfold.
"Bloody shit...!" gasp Ron in surprise when he sees where he is and how different the inn looks from how it usually looks.
"We wanna make this special for ye. You're becoming a man today." says George.
"I'm already a man." says Ron.
"Sure, by experience in battle. Not by typical social standards." says Fred.
On the small stage are 4 girls.
They are Arabic and wear slutty harem-girl outfits.
All 4 of them are exotic strippers that George and Fred have hired for Ron's party.
"Here." says Neville as he hand Ron a jumbo-pint of firewhisky.
"Thanks, man." says Ron.
Ron takes a big sip and then he join Harry and Neville at their table close to the stage.
"Mr Weasley, you be must, that yes?" says the leader of the strippers in her Arabic accent, not speaking very good English.
"I'm Mr Weasley." says Ron.
"Good is that. Jazaeliah am I. Handsome me think you are, sure." says the stripper.
"Thanks." says Ron.
"Problemo, no. You a macho man are truly. Yes." says Jazaeliah with a sexy smile.
"Okay." says Ron.
Music starts playing and the strippers begin to dance sexy.
It is clearly music from the country the strippers are from.
Ron's dick get hard in his baggy old pants.
"Nice strippers, right?" says George.
"Yeah." says Ron.
"We had to pay a rather hefty amount of money to get them here all the way from southern Syria so they better be great." says Fred.
"Guys, ya could've gone with local women." says Ron.
"Exotic ones would be more special we guessed." says Fred.
"I have to agree." says Neville.
"They're bloody damn sexy though." says Ron.
"Yes, of course." says George.
"And now the b-day boy's gonna lapdance of his get." says Jazaeliah as she jump off the stage, walk over to Ron, take a seat on him and starts to give him a sexy lapdance.
"Bloody awesome!" moans Ron.
"Awww! Thanks you, sir." says Jazaeliah, her voice being all slutty.
This is something Ron clearly enjoy.
"Equipped you are. Big dick is in your pants." says Jazaeliah.
"Yeah!" moans Ron.
"Let big dick stiff become now." says Jazaeliah.
Ron relax and allow his dick to get hard.
"Yay! Very big dick sir has. Me like." says Jazaeliah.
Harry laugh a bit at how Jazaeliah cannot speak English properly.
"Sir's dick is strong and firm." says Jazaeliah.
"Thanks!" moans Ron.
"Yay!" says Jazaeliah.
"Fuck, yeah!" moans Ron.
"Awww, cute!" moans Jazaeliah in a very sexy porno-voice.
Fred and George didn't tell Hermione about this party for Ron.
Hermione is Ron's girlfriend and she'd not be happy about the fact that the party include strippers.
"Think me is sexy do you?" says Jazaeliah, all seductive and porno-like.
"Yes!" moans Ron.
"Awesome!" moans Jazaeliah.
Jazaeliah is horny.
She is only supposed to strip and give lapdances, but she very much wanna ride Ron's dick for real.
"Sir is very handsome! Me love powerful men!" moans Jazaeliah.
"And I like hot babes!" moans Ron.
"Ron, don't forget Hermione." says Harry.
"What she doesn't know won't hurt her, Harry." says Ron.
"If you say so, man." says Harry.
"Me wanna feel sir's huge dick up me tight little pussy." says Jazaeliah.
"Sure, woman." says Ron as he unbutton his pants, revealing his big hard dick.
"Awww, never me has before seen such handsome dick." says Jazaeliah as she open up her harem pants, slide her panties to the side and gently plop down on Ron's dick.
Jazaeliah is horny so Ron's dick easy slide up into Jazaeliah's pussy.
"Yay!" moans Jazaeliah as she slowly ride Ron's dick.
"Bloody awesome!" moans Ron.
Jazaeliah's pussy is wet, sexy, warm and tight and Ron of course enjoy this.
Hermione's pussy is all these things as well, but in Ron's opinion, Jazaeliah is much better at riding dick than Hermione has ever been.
"Yeah. Ride him." says Neville.
"Mmmm, your friend has a big dick!" moans Jazaeliah.
Harry cannot see more of this.
He get up and walk outside.
"Mmmm, soooo sexy!" moans Jazaeliah.
The other strippers continue to dance.
"Bloody fuck!" moans Ron, all horny.
"Awww, sexy!" moans Jazaeliah.
"Yeah!" moans Ron.
"What's her pussy like?" says Neville.
"Sexy and soft. Exactly the things I prefer." says Ron.
"Cute. You like my pussy." says Jazaeliah with a sweet sexy little laugh.
Jazaeliah ride harder and faster and Ron enjoy it.
"Nice!" moans Ron.
"Indeed, sir!" moans Jazaeliah, all horny.
She bounce sexy on Ron's dick.
Hermione arrive in Hogsmeade on her broom.
She walk up to the Three Broomsticks Inn and sees Harry outside.
"Hermione, hello. What are you doing here tonight?" says Harry.
"I decided to stop by for a butterber and a burger on the way home." says Hermione.
"You cannot. Fred and George have reserved the inn for Ron's surprise birthday-party." says Harry.
"Why wasn't I invited to that? I'm Ron's girlfriend." says Hermione.
"Fred and George only invited 'the dudes' as they call it." says Harry.
"Wish Ron happy birthday from me." says Hermione.
"Of course." says Harry.
"Before I go...why aren't you in there with the others?" says Hermione.
"I'm not much of a fan of the so-called 'entertainment' that George and Fred brought in." says Harry.
"Strippers? I understand. Ron need some fun." says Hermione.
Harry is surprised.
He assumed Hermione would get upset.
"I'll go get that burger and butterbeer at the Hog's Head instead. See ya at work tomorrow, Harry. Bye." says Hermione.
"Okay." says Harry.
Hermione walk away.
Harry enter the inn again.
He sees that one of the other strippers is now riding Neville's dick.
"Awww, your dick's stiff and firm!" moans the stripper, actually speaking better English than Jazaeliah.
"Thank you!" moans Neville.
"Good, you're back. Which one of the two remaining strippers do ye want, Harry?" says Fred.
"None. I love Ginny." says Harry.
"She'll never find out. Take the opportunity to put your dick inside an exotic pussy, man." says George.
"If I was single, maybe, but I am not." says Harry.
"Let me ride you, sir." says one of the strippers, being all sexual and erotic.
"No, thanks." says Harry.
"Please! Please...me need a good sexy shag." says the stripper.
"I can't. I have a girlfriend." says Harry.
"Just pretend that she doesn't exit for a while. Have some erotic fun with sweet sexy Aleiah." says the stripper, revealing that her name is Aleiah.
"Harry, do it." says George.
"Please, please, please..." says Aleiah.
"Fine..." says Harry, unable to resist Aleiha's seduction, even though he truly love Ginny.
Harry takes his seat, unbutton his pants and jerk his dick to full stiffness.
"Oh my gosh!" moans Aleiah as she plop down on Harry's dick.
She starts to ride gently and sexy.
"Mmmmm! Sir has a very magnificent dick!" moans Aleiah.
"Damn! You've a soft cozy pussy!" moans Harry.
"Thanks!" moans Aleiah.
"Nice and good that you enjoy my sister!" moans Jazaeliah.
It turns out that Jazaeliah and Aleiah are sisters.
"Sister?" says Harry.
"Yes! Aleiah is my sister!" moans Jazaeliah.
"Okay! She's sexy!" moans Harry.
"Cute!" moans Jazaeliah.
"Mmmm!" moans Aleiah.
"Sir's dick is firm and sexy!" moans Denizelle, the stripper who ride Neville's dick.
"Thank ye!" moans Neville.
"Mmmm, fuck, yeah!" moans Denizelle.
"You're a damn good shag!" moans Neville, all horny.
55 minutes later Ron, Neville and Harry have cum in the strippers.
The strippers have anti-pregnncy spells in their pussies so they cannot get pregnant so they are very okay with getting cum in them.
"That was great, much better than sex with Mione has ever been." says a very satisfied Ron.
"Don't break up with Hermione over a stripper you barely know." says Harry.
"What if I like...uh...the stripper more?" says Ron.
"No. You don't even know here name." says Harry.
The strippers are on the stage, dancing again.
"Fine. I'll stay with Mione, but the stripper was the best shag I've ever had." says Ron.
"Isn't Hermione the only girl you've had sex with?" says Harry.
"Uh...no. I fucked Lavender, remember? And I've also done it with a few other slutty girls. Mione isn't horny enough to please me sexually." says Ron.
"Ron, I'm going to pretend I heard nothing of what you just said right there." says Harry.
"Okay. I did sure enjoy this birthday though. Thanks, brothers." says Ron.
"You're welcome and it's still not over." says Fred.
Dinner appear on the table.
"Food. Nice." says Ron.
He eat while he watch the strippers.
"Guys, this taste good." says Ron.
"Mr Weasley, much thanks for good very fucking." says Jazaeliah with a sexy smile.
"No problem, babe." says Ron.
"Jazaeliah my name is, try to it remember, sexy man." says Jazaeliah.
Ron simply smile and nod.
He cannot even pronounce the name Jazaeliah, but he wish he could.
"Awww, you're so into me. Cute and sweet, yeah, yeah." says Jazaeliah as she gently and sexy spank her sister Aleiah's cute erotic butt.
"These men are sooo awesome, girl." says Aleiah.
"Yes, sexy sister." says Jazaeliah.
Jazaeliah walk over to Ron and pee in his mouth.
Ron swallow all of it.
"Cutie gift from sexy me." says Jazaeliah.
"Thanks. Taste very good." says Ron.
22 minutes later.
"I'm leaving now, guys." says Harry.
"Okay. Bye." says Neville.
Harry head home.
"No, he leave us..." says Aleiah.
She has a crush on Harry.
"Other men there are sure, sister." says Jazaeliah.
"True." says Aleiah.
"Yeah." says Jazaeliah.
Jazaeliah gives Rob a blowjob while he continue to eat.
"Bloody awesome!" moans Ron.
After 16 minutes, Ron cum in Jazaeliah's mouth.
"Yum yum, sir!" says a happy Jazaeliah as she swallow all of Ron's cum.
"Okay." says Ron.
Jazaeliah and the other strippers are done so they leave the inn.
Fred and George give birthday presents to Ron.
Ron get a new trenchcoat from George and a keg of ale from Fred.
"And this one's from me." says Neville as he give Ron a magic guitar.
"Thanks, man." says Ron.
Harry already gave Ron a present the day before.
It was a new broom.
"So, how did you like your party?" says George.
"All of it was good." says Ron.
"Okay. Ye sure seemed to like the strippers." says Fred.
"They were amazing. Very sexy." says Ron.
"Nice. She seemed to enjoy you as well." says Fred.
"She did." says Ron.
"Your dick's big. We though we have big dick, but yours is even bigger. I'm sure Hermione love feeling it in her pussy." says George.
"Not as often as I'd like, but sometimes." says Ron.
"Really weird that she doesn't want you to shag her everyday. Of course she does act all anti-sexual, but I assumed that was only in public and that she was a total pornstar in private." says George.
"Mione can be very sexual. It is unfortunately very rare though." says Ron.
"So she doesn't get super-wet in her pussy simply from seeing your erected dick?" says George.
"Unfortunately no. I wish I had that effect on her." says Ron.
"Okay." says George.
Ron continue to eat.
45 minutes later.
"Alright, birthday-boy. Midnight's here. Your birthday has ended." says Fred and George.
"It was a great birthday-party. Thanks." says Ron, taking his last sip of ale.
"Good you enjoyed." says George.
"No worry, guys. It was all fine." says Ron.
"You clearly had fun with the leader of the strippers." says Fred.
"Yeah. She was a damn cozy shag." says Ron.
"I bet she wa." says Fred.
"How much exactly did it cost to get those strippers here for me?" says Ron.
"Just around 3000 Galleons." says Fred.
"Shit. That's a lot." says Ron.
"Yeah, but we wanted you to get s nice birthday." says George.
"Okay." says Ron.
Ron stand up, put on his black leather jacket, grab his stuff and head home.
When he get home, Hermione is already in bed, very much asleep, but Ron doesn't care.
The stripper gave him all the sexual fun he needed and he is pretty damn sure that Hermione would've refused to let him fuck her, even though it was his birthday.
Ron takes off his clothes and goes into the bethroom where he takes a big shit donw into the toilet.
He then put his presents in his closet before going into bed to sleep next to Hermione.
When the morning arrives.
"Oh...you're home...?" says Hermione when she wake up and find Ron next to her.
"Yeah, babe. How about a nice morning-shag?" says Ron.
"I do not have time for such things. I need to get to work." says Hermione.
"C'mon, Mione. Last time we had sex was over 2 weeks ago." says Ron.
"Perhaps tonight, after work. Unless I'm too tired." says Hermione as she get up from bed, put on her clothes and head to work, leaving Ron alone in the bed.
"Why do I have such a hot girlfriend if she almost never let me shag her?" mumbles Ron and then goes back to sleep, since it is a day off from work for him.
2 hours later, Ron wakes up.
"I need to fuck someone." says Ron as he get up from bed and put on his clothes.
He decides to go to Hogsmeade and look for a sexy wizarding whore.
"Bloody crap!" says Ron in anger when he after nearly 3 hours hasn't found a whore.
The only whore he found was 25 % goblin, which means that she doesn't look sexy, so Ron didn't wanna fuck her.
Instead, Ron goes back home.
"Mione better be up for sex when she get home." says Ron as he plop down on the couch and then fart hard and loud.
The End.