Everyone was locked up and they stood around, wondering what was going to happen to them, but didn't seem all that afraid. "All hail the mighty King Salazar!" The Captain of the Guard told the people. "Salad bar? Alright, I'm starved!" Dot smiled and rushed over. "Uh..." Ruby spoke up, not sure whether to stop her or not. "You got any bacon bits?" Dot smiled to the king as she jumped into his hands and took his crown off his head. "Too late." Ruby groaned. "Hiya Saladbar, I'm Yakko!" Yakko smiled. "And I'm Wakko!" Wakko added. "And I'm Dot! The impossibly cute one! With a cough, but you have to admit, even the cough is cute." Dot concluded before coughing and then hacking quite loudly like an old lady. "Ew, gross, Dot." Ruby winced. King Salazar put Dot down with her brothers. "We're the Warner Brothers!" Yakko and Wakko introduced. "And the Warner Sister!" Dot added, taking Ruby to pull her along. Yakko pulled Hanamaru and Wakko pulled Yoshiko. "And these are our friends, Hanamaru, Ruby, and Yoshiko. They are like our big sistes. They're not afraid of anything or anybody." "Get back in line!" King Salazar demanded.
"Uh, you got any garbanzo beans?" Dot asked. "It's Sala-zar! Not salad bar!" King Salazar glared before barking in anger. "Plotz!" "Yes?" Plotz gulped. "I thought I told you to get rid of those little monsters!" King Salazar glared at him. Hanamaru, Ruby, and Yoshiko looked like they were going to have nervous breakdowns when Yakko, Wakko, and Dot made goofy faces, acting like rowdy children. "They're still alive!" King Salazar growled. "I-I did my best, sir." Plotz said, nervously. "You've failed me, Plotz! Lock him up with the rest of the prisoners!" said King Salazar. "Wha?!" Plotz yelped. "The same goes for the constable and the rats with wings." King Salazar told his Captain of the Guard. "Duh, oh boy!" said Ralph. "Never try to double-cross your king," King Salazar whispered darkly before yelling. "Take them away!" "My bad luck got us all into this. Forgive me, my little demons. Your master has failed you." Yoshiko said sadly using her Yohane voice. "Don't blame yourself, Yoshiko." said Hanamaru. "Yeah, it could be worse" Ruby added. "And as for the Warners and the girls..." King Salazar said firmly as he looked at the group. The Warners looked calm while the girls looked scared. "Execute them." King Salazar said. Guns pointed at the group. "Yes, sir!" The Captain saluted. "Oh, you don't have to do that on our account, zura." Hanamaru smiled nervously. "I insist." King Salazar smirked and crossed his arms. The kids went off as they seemed to be stuck in a sticky situation.
"Once that group is disposed of I'll proceed with making my wish." King Salazar told his captain. "Too bad we know the secrets of the wishing star that you don't!" Yoshiko smirked. "Shh!" Hanamaru and Ruby shushed, feeling so nervous, they couldn't think straight. "What? No, you don't." King Salazar replied. "Oh, yes, we do!" Dot smiled. "We do?" Wakko whispered to the others before getting elbowed by Yakko telling him to go along and where he did. "Oh, do we ever!" "Like what?" King Salazar glared down at them. "Tell me." "Uhhh... Perhaps we could come to some sort of arrangement?" Yakko smirked. King Salazar looked annoyed, but he saw that he had no choice but to agree with them so he could get what he wanted. Everyone except for the king began to eat, enjoying the food very much. "Our new special friend: The King." Yakko smiled as he put his arm around the man. "Who knew?" Dot replied. "Now tell me!" King Salazar demanded. "Yes, the secrets of the wishing star." Yoshiko smirked. King Salazar glared impatiently, wanting to hear more. "Ya see, the key to the whole thing is..." Yakko said before looking at him. "Uh, you got a little something on your nose." "What? Where?" King Salazar asked. "Right there." Yakko said as he pointed. King Salazar rubbed his nose a little and looked back. "Did I get it?" "Yeah-No, it's still there." Yakko told him. King Salazar rubbed his nose again. "How about now?" "Now it's over there." Ruby pointed out with her drumstick. King Salazar did it once more. "How about now?" he then asked. "No... Ugh!" Hanamaru groaned in disgust, hiding a smirk to the others as she played along. "Ew! Get it! Get it! Get it!" Wakko and Dot complained. "Please! Could you go to the bathroom and take care of it?" Yakko begged as he looked like he was going to throw up. "Oh, alright." King Salazar groaned and soon went to leave the room and shut the door behind him and where Wakko soon locked the door.
"We're in charge, we're in charge, we're in charge!~" The Warner siblings sang as they joined hands and spun around mockingly. "There's no way he'll be able to get out of there, unless he's strong enough to-" Yoshiko started. Suddenly, the door came crashing down. "You horrible children, who taught you how to behave?" King Salazar glared at the group. This seemed to make the Warners look sad. "No one, sir." Wakko said softly. "You see..." Dot sighed before coughing. "We're orphans." "Yes, well, everyone has problems." King Salazar said like he didn't care that they were orphaned. "You know, we'd so love to be adopted, and we want Hanamaru, Ruby, and Yoshiko to come with us!" Yakko begged with puppy dog eyes with his siblings. King Salazar turned away from them and somehow, they were next to him on the other side. "Will you be our new daddy?" Wakko asked. "I certainly will not!" King Salazar glared. "Buy me a toy, Daddy!" Dot beamed as she jumped onto him with Yakko and Wakko. "Buy me a toy, buy me a toy, buy me a toy!" "Oh, please Daddoo!" Wakko added. "I'm not your father!" King Salazar glared. "That's not what Mommy said!" Yakko smiled. "When will these shenanigans stop?!" King Salazar glared. Yakko, Wakko, and Dot talked over each other and had podiums like they were on a game show. "Yes, you." King Salazar pointed to the youngest. "Duh, what was the question?" Dot smiled, a little ditzy. Yakko and Wakko began to congratulate her for her answer. "Are you going to tell me the star's secrets or not?" King Salazar glared. "Never!" The group replied. "Well, we have ways of making you talk," King Salazar smirked as he pulled a lever. "How about a trip to The Cave of Your Worst Nightmares?" "You mean hell?" Yoshiko replied.
A trap door seemed to open from underneath the group. They all yelled out and fell before ending up in a couple of carts and the handles came down like they were on a theme park ride. 'Please remain seated at all times while the tram is in motion.' A female voice told them before taking them down the tracks. "Sounds like a ride." Yoshiko said. "I think we're in for one." Hanamaru said. Ruby gulped in fear. "Come on, you guys aren't scared of anything. What could happen?" Dot smiled calmly. The ride went on for a while, but nothing bad seemed to happen, at least, not right now. "For a Cave of Your Own Worst Nightmares, this isn't so bad." Wakko smiled. "Oh, LADY!" A voice yelled out which grated on their ears and they saw an obnoxious looking man. "Ow..." Ruby groaned. "I know a lady with high heeled shoes! And socks and pantyhose, oh, pretty lady!~" The man sang in an obnoxious manner. This caused the group to scream. "Hello there, cute puppy children with the spooky faces and some friends!" The man grinned at them. The group screamed again, but luckily, they were soon out of the room. "Glad that's over." Dot said out of relief with a cough. "You said it." Ruby sighed. "Be careful! I haven't cleaned that restroom in three years." A gas station worker told them before laughing.
They were suddenly in a dark room. "Somebody hit the lights." Yakko suggested. "I got it." Hanamaru said before reaching out and she flipped a switch. They were in a bathroom that was crawling with bugs which made them all scream out of both fear and disgust. "It can't possibly get worse than that!" Ruby said to them before shaking some bugs out of her hair. Unfortunately, there was just one more. They went in what looked like a preschool classroom. A dinosaur came out and it wasn't big and mean like from Jurassic Park. It was much worse than that. "You make me feel all fun, fun, doodle dum!" he laughed at them with a jovial smile. This caused the group to scream out of fear. "Won't you be my special friend?" The dinosaur smiled and hugged Yoshiko. "NO!" Yoshiko cried out as she grabbed him and threw him off. They left the room thankfully enough as the set seemed to fall on the dinosaur, but he didn't seem to mind or care. "Gosh and golly gee!" The dinosaur giggled, even when an anvil fell on him. The ride ended up in front of the king. "Well...?" King Salazar smirked from his throne. "We'll tell you anything." Yakko gave in. "Just don't send us back there! Please!" Dot added while coughing. "I may never sleep again!" Ruby begged. "We'll see," King Salazar replied. "Now tell me the secrets to the wishing star."
"Well, uhhhh, it's not what you wish for, it's uh, how you wish?" Yakko replied. The others nodded to that to make it sound true. "Really?" King Salazar asked. "Oh, yeah!" Hanamaru replied, doing her best to lie and keep calm at the same time. "You have to be careful, things are taken so literally nowadays." "You don't say." King Salazar said. "Absolutely! Now what are you considering?" Yakko nodded before asking. "Well, top on my wish list, I'd like to own the world." King Salazar stated. "There you go, it spins." Yoshiko said, showing the globe as she spun it. "No, I don't want that!" King Salazar grumbled, crossing that off his list and then checked the next item. "Ah, here we go, how about fame and fortune?" "Here's Fame with Irene Cara and a subscription to Fortune magazine." Ruby said, taking out a hard covered book with a magazine included. "Rats." King Salazar groaned. "Wait! I can wish for the Midas Touch!" he suggested. "Everything I touch will turn to gold!" "I guess you don't remember how that story ended. That would include food and I doubt you could get a discount from The Tooth Fairy, zura." Hanamaru replied, touching a turkey with her hand and it turned to solid gold to demonstrate. "I never realized this wish business was so complicated." King Salazar groaned as he tried to think of the next thing he would wish for. "Tell me about it." Yakko replied.
"Ah! How about I wish for youth and beauty?" King Salazar suggested. Yakko pointed to what Wakko was bringing. "Here you go, a kid and a horse." Wakko smiled. "Let me put it another way, then. How about eternal youth?" King Salazar soon decided. "Then I can be sixteen forever." "Oh, yeah, that would be a perfect wish." Ruby smirked. "Then it shall be done, right?" King Salazar asked. "Yeah, and you'd go back to being sixteen and relive that same year over and over, and you'd have zits and no one would ever date you." Ruby said as Wakko took his crown off and put a propeller hat in and covered his face in red dots with a marker as she held out a hand mirror. "Is that really what you want?" "Ugh! Never!" King Salazar groaned before getting a new idea. "I know! I'll wish for a million bucks! No, make that two million bucks!" A herd of two million bucks stampeded over the king. The group couldn't help but chuckle to this as it was kind of funny. "Just be glad it's not mating season." Yakko smirked to King Salazar. A female buck came over, flirting with King Salazar as it winked at him. "Wait! I got it! What if I wished for all the dough in the world?" King Salazar suggested. "Sounds good to me." Yakko smirked. The group threw pies at the king as they were dough. "Ha! Dough... Like pastry dough, it's a joke, get it?" Hanamaru said as she approached him with a small laugh. "Yes. And now it's your turn to get it," King Salazar glared as he grabbed a hold of her before throwing her against his guards. "Captain! Take this group away, and have them executed!" "Our joke was funnier." Yakko smiled innocently. The Captain of the Guard forced the group out of the castle.
Suddenly, they were all tied to pillars as they were going to be killed. "Sorry to do this kids, but that's my job, so let's get it over with," The Captain told them. "Any last requests?" "Yeah, set us free." Dot smiled. "No-can-do, little Missy," The Captain replied as he blindfolded Yakko. "I have my orders." "Please let us go?" Dot asked with a cute grin. "No way, man!" The Captain shook his head. "Forget it!" "Pretty please let us go?" Dot asked with the same grin and added the cute eyes. "No one can resist that face." Ruby told the Captain. "Pwetty pwease wif whipped cweam and a chewwy on top?" Dot continued. "Pweasie-squeezie-weezie-weeze?" "NO!" The Captain cried out. "FIRE!" "Ah... Music to my ears~" King Salazar smirked as he heard that.