Outside the mansion; Owen was relaxing in the hot tub.
"Oooh yeah, this feels good." said Owen.
Then Amity and Luz in swim suits appeared.
"Is the water warm?" said Luz.
"Yep." said Owen.
The two girls got in the hot tub.
They all smiled.
"Well I'm done." He said and got out.
The bubbles then stopped before he walked off.
The girls looked at the tub then at Owen before becoming shocked then back at the tub before jumping out in shock.
Then a ring portal opened up before Classic Sonic emerged from it before going in the tub.
He flipped a switch on the tub and the bubbles started going.
The mute hedgehog laughed.
Amity returned and bonked Classic Sonic on the head.
The mute Sonic did some sign language. (I deserved that.)
Owen came by and laughed.
"Huh I always forget that there's a switch to power the Bubbles, besides I do fill it with my bubbles." He said and left.
"Cruel." said Amity.
Classic Sonic did some sign language before Amity used a magic circle to make the mute Sonic's hands disappear before he could finish. (You're just pissed off because you wanted to have a special moment just you and-)
Classic Sonic noticed his missing hands and growled.
Luz became confused.
"What was he about to sign?" said Luz.
"Nothing." said Amity.
Interview Gag
Classic Sonic did some sign language. (I swear, if Amity doesn't tell Luz about her feelings real soon, Luz'll end up with a smoking hot guy or girl.)
End Interview Gag
"Try the tub again?" said Luz.
Amity blushed and chuckled nervously.
"Don't see why not." said Amity.
Classic Sonic tapped Amity with his nub arm and she turned around to see he was still without hands.
Amity used her magic and turned classic Sonic into a real hedgehog.
"Just until the dinner starts." She said.
The hedgehog walked away from the tub before managing to pull out his smart phone and started watching Pokemon Journeys.
In the kitchen; Eda was putting a tur-duc-hen in one of the oven.
"This feels like something that would have originated on the Boiling Isles." said Eda.
She then started mashing some potatoes.
"The things people do." said Eda.
She then saw ketchup.
"Eh, might as well." said Eda.
She dumped the contents in the mashed potatoes.
Interview Gag
"I'm not really to into ketchup in mashed potatoes, just doing it because the co author wants it." said Eda.
End Interview Gag
Then Gosalyn in her Ducktales 2017 appearance entered the kitchen sniffing.
"Keen gear, something smells good." said Gosalyn.
"Indeed." Eda said before turning to Gosalyn and became shocked, "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE WITH GOSALYN!?"
Gosalyn shook her head.
"Really, don't know what a reboot is?" said Gosalyn.
The witch groaned.
"I'm old and was living on the Boiling Isles, I barely came to Earth very often." said Eda.
"Clearly." said Gosalyn.
Eda zapped the duck and she turned back to her original form.
"I didn't say I hated my reboot appearance." said Gosalyn.
Eda scoffed.
"Nether did the co Author, but I do." She said.
Eda sighed.
"Reboots are terrible." said Eda.
"Eda, the Animaniacs sold themselves off to Hulu and made a successful reboot." said Gosalyn.
Eda scoffed.
"Sellouts." She said
"Change me back already." said Gosalyn.
Eda groaned and zapped Gosalyn, turning her back into her reboot form.
Gosalyn smiled.
"Thank goodness." said Gosalyn.
She walked off.
Interview Gag
"I don't know why I even bother with these people." said Eda.
End Interview Gag
Eda started chopping lots of vegetables.
She smiled.
"This is going good." said Eda.
Then Spongebob entered the kitchen.
"Hey Eda." said Spongebob.
Eda accidentally tossed the knife in her hand and it lodged into Spongebob's forehead.
The witch became shocked.
"Shit." said Eda.
But Spongebob laughed.
"Relax, I'm okay." said Spongebob.
He removed the knife from his head.
"My organs can be removed, and I'd still live." said Spongebob.
Eda became pale.
Spongebob became confused.
"How can this woman become pale? She's already pale." said Spongebob.
A rim shot was heard before Spongebob started laughing.
Eda groaned.
"Shut it." said Eda.
I should have made a joke about how Darkwing Duck got an offer to be part of the Avengers." said Spongebob.
"Why would that be funny?" said Eda.
"Because Marvel is property of Disney." said Spongebob.
Eda groaned.
"Weak." said Eda.
Spongebob laughed.
"I'm almost done with dinner." said Eda.
A dinging sound was heard.
"That must be the pumpkin pie." said Eda.
She opened one of the ovens and pulled out a pumpkin pie.
But then the pie exploded, scattering lots of pie all over the kitchen and Eda and Spongebob's faces.
The kitchen sponge like sea sponge licked the pie off his face.
"I think you overcooked the pie." said Spongebob.
Eda looked at him.
"You think?" said Eda.
Interview Gag
"I don't know how people put up with him." said Eda.
End Interview Gag
SpongeBob was soon helping Eda.
"Now you should consider cooking a whole ham as well?" said Spongebob.
"And why would I want to do that?" said Eda.
"Because some people prefer ham over turkey." said Spongebob.
"Crunch brought over a tofu turkey." said Eda.
Spongebob nodded.
"Yeah fair point." said Spongebob.
He smiled.
"Now to continue." said Spongebob.
Eda reached for a pantry and opened it up, only to reveal the Warner Bros were on the other side, shocking the witch.
"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!" Yakko and Wakko said.
Interview Gag
Eda is shocked.
"HOW DID THEY GET IN THERE!" She shouted.
End Interview Gag
"Again with saying hello nurse? Not like you two don't do that to me every morning." said Eda.
"In all fairness, you are smoking hot." said Yakko.
"He's got you there Eda." said Spongebob.
"Well at least I didn't make a PSA announcement about reboots being terrible despite selling out for a reboot on Hulu." said Eda.
"She's got you there Yakko." said Spongebob.
"And I'm also glad Yakko knows stuff from William Shakespeare." said Eda.
"Even if he has no idea what he's saying." said Spongebob.
"Hmmf." Yakko said angrily.
Interview Gag
"Rude." said Yakko.
End Interview Gag
"Well Dot, Hello Nurse and Slappy Squirrel did one." He said.
"They killed Batman in that one act." said Spongebob.
"That was just for laughs." said Yakko.
"Yeah, nothing funnier then having Batman for a potion ingredient." said Eda.
She laughed.
"You should meet billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne." said Yakko.
Eda scoffed.
"Please, this Bruce Wayne person could be a rich snob, cares only about himself, and is horribly-"Eda said before Wakko pulled out a picture of Bruce Wayne and showed it to Eda who became shocked and smiled, "HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!"
"Apple doesn't fall far from the tree." said Yakko.
"He's so horribly handsome." said Eda.
"Women would kill each other just to score a date with him." said Spongebob.
"Really?" said Eda.
"Hell no, he's already living in a city with one of the highest crime rates in America." said Yakko.
"I wouldn't move to Gotham City." said Spongebob.
Everyone nodded.
"Who in their right mind would?" said Wakko.
"I would." said Yakko causing everyone to look at him, "What even I want some alone time."
"Death wish." said Spongebob.
"Hey, anyone who can defy cartoon physics can survive any villain." said Yakko.
Everyone nodded.
"True." said Spongebob.
A dinging sound was heard.
"Must be the yams." said Eda.
She opened an oven and pulled out a tray of yams.
"There we go, perfect." said Eda.
But the yams exploded, leaving lots of yams and marshmallows all over the place.
The group is shocked.
"Why is everything you're cooking exploding?" said Spongebob.
"I don't know and not even the Co-author knew that would've happened." snapped Eda.
"Has he not heard of a running gag?" said Yakko.
"Guess not." said Wakko.
"To hell with it." Eda said before pulling out pieces of paper with magic symbols on them, "I'm glyphing these fuckers."
Eda smirked.
"Poor woman, when reason fails, she listens to emotion." said Yakko.
"Probably the reason why Sonic hasn't used the Hyper Sonic form anymore." said Spongebob.
Flashback
Dib was doing some work on a spaceship when Sonic in Hyper Form appeared.
The human looked at Sonic before breaking out in an epileptic seizure.
Sonic became confused.
"Huh?" said Sonic.
End Flashback
"Epileptic seizures?" said Wakko.
"He's flashing multiple colors at once." said Spongebob.