Out in the city; the food Eda was cooking was causing lots of destruction.
A pecan pie was spewing out lots of pecans like a machine gun.
Everyone was screaming and running and some were naked.
The pecan pie laughed.
But then it was grabbed by Rayman's hands before being placed in a trash can and chained up.
He smiled.
"Pecan pie down, lots more dangerous foods to go." said Rayman.
He then grabbed a tray of yams before stuffing it in the same trash can.
"Yams are here." He said.
Eda appeared eating an apple.
"Oh thank goodness." said Eda.
Rayman saw this.
"You should be helping since this is your mess." said Rayman.
"I am helping, I'm helping eat this apple before it turns into a killer." said Eda.
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"Not really, I just got hungry."
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Eda finished up the apple.
She burped.
Rayman shook his head.
"You pig." he said.
Eda shook her head.
The two saw a huge stuffing monster devouring some humans.
The monster laughed.
"You humans are tasty." He said.
"Okay, we got a stuffing monster, so what now?" said Eda.
"Now, we get it incredibly wet." said Rayman.
Eda nodded and saw a fire Hydrant and smiled and pulled a bazooka out and shot it destroying it and the water went to the Stuffing monster.
"NOOOOOO!" He shouted, "I'M MELTING, MELTING, OH WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLD!"
He then melted into nothing freeing his victims.
The limbless hero then scooped up all the stuffing.
"Sheesh that was all wet." He joked.
Soon angry Turkeys came with Bazookas.
"Who's those are some Angry Birds." Joked Eda.
One turkey growled before farting out an egg that fell on Eda and splattered.
The witch growled.
"Never make an Angry Birds joke to a bird." said Rayman.
"Noted." said Eda.
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"Why can I make any Angry Birds jokes in front of birds? It's a terrible rule." said Eda.
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Rayman set the garbage can down before he began fighting his way through the turkeys.
Eda shook her head and held a hand out.
"Magic staff, come to my hand." said Eda.
But then Mjonir appeared in her hand.
The witch groaned.
"I said magic staff, not Thor's hammer." said Eda.
The hammer flew off before the Owl staff appeared in her hand.
She then saw a lipstick in the owl.
The witch glared at the currently inanimate owl.
"Owlbert." said Eda.
Owlbert came to life and blushed all lovey.
"Hoot." said Hooty.
The witch took the lipstick and looked at it.
"Ooh, nice color." said Eda.
She put it in a pocket.
Rayman had managed to knock out all the turkeys.
Later; he was stuffing lots more cans with turkeys.
"Come on, come on." said Rayman.
He managed to stuff the last can before chaining it up and locking it.
The limbless hero nodded.
"There." said Rayman.
Eda lightly kicked one of the cans.
"Well, that went well." said Eda.
Rayman grumbled.
"Seriously Eda?" He asked, "You didn't even do anything the whole time. The whole thing was your mess."
"Maybe, but I'm not cleaning up." said Eda.
Rayman shook his head.
"Let me tell you a story. It's about a hen and her three roommates on a farm that consist of a dog, a cat, and a different animal in every publication, but we'll go with a pig this go around. The hen was always doing lots of work around the barn, making ends meets, and every time she asked for her roommates to help out, they didn't budge due to claiming they had better things to do. So one day, the hen started doing some chores for a special surprise, she asked for her roommates to help out, but they didn't help out. By the end of the story, it's revealed that she was baking a bread due to the chores she was doing being the special surprise. Finally, when she asks if her roommates want any, they jump at the chance to get some, but the hen calls them out for their laziness and eats it all for herself." said Rayman.
Eda is shocked.
"Sheesh I don't want to be those lazy good for nothings." she said.
Rayman nodded.
"Wise choice." said Rayman.
But then all the trash cans exploded and all the food was freed.
They soon fused together into a giant monster with turkey none teeth shocking Eda and Rayman.
"Now that's just silly." said Eda and smiled at Rayman.
"What?" He asked.
Eda used her magic and Rayman grew giant.
The monster roared in anger.
Rayman was shocked.
"I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS!" yelled Rayman.
"Well the co author's complaining about a lack of giant fights lately." said Eda.
Rayman nodded.
"Can't blame him on that." He said.
The monster roared before throwing a punch at the limbless hero who moved out of the way.
Rayman smiled.
"Bring it on." He said.
The two battles and the monster shot Turkey like missiles at Rayman.
But the Limbless Hero dodged them.
He then punched the monster.
The monster spewed out some stuffing, only for Rayman to eat it all.
The monster summoned a Sword made of corn and a shield made of Turkey and charged at Rayman.
Rayman chuckled.
"As Leo from Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles said; I don't need weapons to beat you, I've got my rad skills." said Rayman.
In another Dimension; the ROTMNT Leo sneezed and looked around.
"Who dare be talking smack about me." said ROTMNT Leo.
Back in the main dimension; Rayman was still fighting the Thanksgiving Monster.
Eda smiled.
"You go Limbless." She said.
However more Turkey monsters appeared around Eda and she smiled
"Whoa, shit." said Eda, "You're all fucked."
Rayman wound up a punch before launching it, punching the monster really hard.
The monster growled.
He shot ice from his mouth; freezing the limbless hero.
But the limbless hero's punching hand returned and punched all the ice around him, breaking it apart.
This shocked the monster.
"Can't freeze a guy who's nothing but floating body parts." said Rayman.
The monster lunged his sword at the limbless hero.
But Rayman ate the corn.
"Delicious." He said. "Time to end this."
He wound up a punch which then glowed red before punching the monster, sending it flying before it exploded.
Rayman cheered before shrinking back to normal size.
Then lots of Thanksgiving food started falling to the ground.
He smiled.
"VICTORY SCREECH!" yelled Rayman.
He and Eda started cheering.
Rayman then picked up a turkey.
"Let's go." He said and he and Eda walked off still screeching.
But the two returned with a huge dump truck before tossing all the food into it and drove off while still cheering.