A New Adventure

'Sora? Is this our ship?'

It didn't leave a good impression on Riku and Beiyue who looked up. In disbelief and unimpressed.

The ship, looks like a giant kid's toy!

'Awww come on, this is really our ship, what's so odd about this?' Donald asked their two new companions.

'Everything about it?' Beiyue croaked out, still utterly in disbelief at the sight of the gummi ship because really, it looks like a soft chew toy for teething babies made gigantic by magic!

'Ahahaha I know what you guys are thinking, but it's really a ship!' Sora tried to convince them. 'A ship that takes us to other worlds!' he tried to get them to believe him but they don't look too convinced...

'Sora, it looks like a toddler's toy.' Riku deadpanned. 'Are we gonna be OK?' sure the Corridor's more efficient, but it drains life force each use for residents of light while for darkness residents like Heartless and Beiyue, they feel no harm at all.

'It looks like this but the inside's reeeeaaal shippy! C'mon!' and he ran off ahead. Riku and Beiyue looked skeptical, before running after him with Donald and Goofy, and inside, its respectably a ship indeed.

'Whaaaat, it's really a ship!' Beiyue exclaimed, astonished. 'But it really looks like a toy outside but respectfully a ship's bridge in here!'

'See! I told'ja!' Sora insisted with a pout and armfold.

'Yes yes, we're convinced.' Riku grinned, playfully mussing Sora's hair.

'Owowowow leggo!'

Their brotherly antics made Beiyue giggle.

'So where to, Captain? Hopefully you're a better ship captain than Hook was.' Beiyue joked as she conjured two more chairs similar to Sora's.

'Well, new worlds appeared!' two chipmunks showed up. 'Let's start off with those places!'

'New worlds?' Riku frowned.

'Yes! We've never been there before.' said Chip. 'Let's visit our first one!'

'So what's the newest one like?' Goofy asked the chipmunks.

'We'll put it on screen!' the chipmunks pressed a few buttons on the keyboard to show...a world eerily similar to cultivator world, but they're all ordinary humans and none of the cultivating.

'...its similar in culture to Beiyue's old world, but a tad old-fashioned and the people here aren't as beautiful.' Riku noted.

'Jeez Riku, that's a bit mean.' Sora commented.

'It's true.' Riku pointed out. 'The people of Beiyue's world are ridiculously beautiful, even the men.' he said. 'We can count on Beiyue in teaching us manners here.'

'Let's go see what this similar world has to offer.' said Beiyue as the chipmunks operated the ship to move towards the new world. Then Beiyue set up their costumes.

The boys sported long hair tied into very long ponytails and what passes for men's daoist clothing functional for fights while Beiyue wore a hanfu complete with her usual hairstyle with flower hairpins. Donald and Goofy sported chinese guard uniforms instead.

'You could've worn your battle dress.' Riku pointed out.

'This world is old fashioned and sexist.' Beiyue wasn't too happy. 'If I wore my battle dress, the women of that world will call me a nightwalker so I really have to wear a full dress!'

'...what's a nightwalker?' the boys asked and she went beet red, flustered and awkward.

'You don't wanna know...but its an extreme insult to women wearing revealing clothes while in my world my battle dress is OK.' Beiyue croaked out. 'Why else was I horrified in my first week in the island when Kairi tries to lend me her dresses? In my world showing arms and legs is OK but this world is not.'

'Oh...so what's taboo in your actual world?'

'Showing your figure off by wearing form-fitting and loose dresses in the wrong areas. You'll know when you're a bit older.'

'You're the youngest here.' Goofy pointed out, earning him a snowball to the face. 'Gyah!'

Nobody dared ask again.

xxx

Land of Dragons...

'Wow, what tall...er...sticks they have.'

Was Riku and Sora's impression upon seeing a bamboo grove.

'They are bamboo plants. Dead useful to have around for an average person.' said Beiyue. 'Useful for building homes, furniture, bridges, improvised tools and making paper and cloth. It helps that bamboo have anti-bacterial properties so the poor never get skin diseases wearing it and retains those traits even after fifty washings. And its young shoots are edible and I do mean very young shoots.' she taught them. 'They're very versatile for the poor as cheap material. And unlike trees, they only take a year to be useful while actual trees take ten years or so which is why they're expensive building material.'

'Heee...'

'Well, let's take some as a precaution.' Beiyue took down a trunk, and kept some hollowed logs with carved holes, and make cooking and dining tools with it using her magic and kept it in her space ring. 'There we go! This world's tools are sorta primitive, so this helps us blend in more. You boys go hunt us some meat or fish No telling what we'll find in this primitive place, and the capital is miles away.' she said, supplying the boys a bow and arrow set. 'And for the record, when you and the natives say your names, it'll come out as this world's language, so we'll get by.'

The boys hunted enough food for two days before they traveled, using magic when it comes to plants before coming back to her.

They then traveled to overhear someone talk.

'...see that Mulan?' they heard a man talk. 'That's Shan Yu, leader of the Hun Army!'

The kids and animals snuck in to eavesdrop.

'C'mon girl, this is your biiiig chance!' he egged on. 'I can see it now,' he said ambitiously. 'Hua Mulan, whups Public Enemy Number One! You gonna be famous! I'm talkin' A-List!'

'Mushu, I'm not sure.' the soldier spoke in a woman's voice. She dressed like a male soldier at that. 'I haven't even joined the army yet.' Mulan told Mushu. 'I have to take my father's place to preserve the Hua Family Honor. I just hope I don't get discovered.' she said anxiously.

'Whatever, you're just scared. Admit it.' Mushu scoffed derisively.

'Aren't you?' Mulan retorted.

'...'

'What gives? Girls in your world can fight and there's this lady scared of being discovered?' Riku hissed at Beiyue.

'This world is primitive AND sexist!' Beiyue frowned. 'If she gets found out, her family's in for it. It'll be a Punishment Unto Third Generation.'

'Punishment Unto Third Generation?' Sora, Donald and Goofy gulped.

'It means the offender and those born younger than them are gonna be punished for the crime of just one person.' said Riku. 'Say that lady. She who's the offender, along with her younger siblings down to the last infant will be punished, even though they did nothing wrong. Major Offenses are a big-no-no because everyone fears it.' he explained. 'The most common example being grandpa to his son to his son's family and children. But in that lady's case, she, her children and grandchildren if any, are gonna get it if she was found out doing what she's doing now.'

'Yikes...'

'That's common in my world too.' Beiyue gulped.

'Well, at least we know Mushu.' said Sora. 'We obtained him as a Summon and he shoot out fire a lot. So we can say hi!' and they showed up. 'Hey Mushu! Seems you're up for a big project there!' he greeted, startling the pair.

'Eek!' Mulan panicked while Mushu's jaws dropped.

'Well I'll be!' Mushu exclaimed. 'Sora! Donald! Goofy!'

'Er...you know them?' Mulan asked Mushu nervously as he swaggered to Sora's leg and rested against it like a dandy.

'Know them! Ha, we go waaaay back and helped each other in tight spots! Amirite?' Mushu grinned, looking up.

'Something like that.' said Sora, amused. 'So Mulan...'

'NO! Nononono!' Mushu quickly refuted as Mulan coughed awkwardly.

'I-It's Ping! Hua Ping! Son of Hua Zhou!' Mulan forced the voice and act of a man that got Beiyue giggling. Riku armfolded with a wry smile.

'You got a lot of work to do in posing as a man!' she said. 'Men aren't exaggerated like that! Be natural! So Ping, huh? What's that as a word?' Beiyue asked, causing fire to blacken the rock Mushu was using to project his shadow bigger on to write the word. 'And more importantly...which Ping, are you talking about?' she scorched more words on the rock wall.

There are many words for Ping alone, with meanings only her group can read through magic. From left to right:

1. to discuss/ comment/ criticize/ judge

2. flat, level, equal, peaceful

3. to rely on, on the basis of

4. to gallop, to assist, to attack

5. graceful

6. duckweed

7. to send

8. to assemble

9. chivalrous knight

'You have yet to sign up for an army, but have you chosen a respectable way to write Ping yet, befitting a boy?' Beiyue asked her.

'The choice is obvious, I say!' said Mushu, his eyes quickly scanning the numerous Pings on the rock and found one he liked, scorching a circle around number 9. 'Perfectly manly! So sign up with this name Mulan!' he said as Mulan looked at the option Mushu chose for her.

'Right...' and with a snap of fingers, the scorched words were erased.

'So...you know Mushu?' Riku asked Mulan. Apparently Sora traveled with this smarmy, snarky little lizard and he's seen scarier!

'Mushu's one of my Family's Guardians.' said Mulan.

'Oh, we didn't know we're borrowing somebody as important as a family guardian...' said Goofy rather apologetically.

'Yeah that's right!' Mushu grinned, quickly crawling up to Mulan's back. 'So that puts you to eyeballs in debt to Ping here!' he said. 'Well guess what kiddies, it's payback time!'

'Mushu...' Mulan groaned in exasperation with his antics.

'Ahhh they don't mind! Amirite?'

'Hummm, sounds fair.' Sora agreed.

'Well, its YOUR debt you three.' said Riku, doing a once-over on Sora, Donald and Goofy. 'Beiyue and I never did borrow the guy for jobs.' he reminded Sora to his sheepishness. 'But we also have to make sure Ping pulls this stuff off right or the jig's up.'

'Right!'

'As for you boys, you go as this.' Beiyue scorched new words on the walls. 'You'll play the Wei brothers and I'll go as myself.' she decided.

Riku is going as Wei Lu and Sora as Wei Tian. Goofy as Gao Fei and Donald as Tang Laoye.

'Right, you guys are foreigners, so blending in is a must.' Mushu croaked out awkwardly. These guys are other worlders and they have secrets to keep and maintain, or their ass is grass!

'So you'll use your real name. Beiyue, right?' Mulan asked the younger girl kindly.

'Yup! Huang Beiyue!' she wrote Huang as 'dazzling' on the rock, though she kept her actual name as 'north moon'. 'My real Huang surname...I can't use that here.' she coughed awkwardly. Her surname is written as 'phoenix', something only royalty can use. 'We're all set or is there anything else Mushu?'

'We're all set with the identities department, so next is a cover story before we find the other recruits at the training camp.' said Mushu. 'So...what's it gonna be?'

xxx

A week later, at the Camp...

Mulan felt confident.

She got a lot of Manly Manners 101 from the boys as well as some sword training, and learned survival outdoor camping from Beiyue so she can blend in, before at camp, Donald used his magic to make all boys wear armor in the same style as Mulan's.

'Here we are, the camp.' said Beiyue. 'You guys go rock it!'

'Right...' and the boys...and one cross-dresser...went on ahead.

'Looks like things are gonna get interesting.' Beiyue did an armfold as she went elsewhere with Mushu.

'Right. I hope Ping's gonna be OK with your pals.' Mushu said worriedly.

'Ping will be fine, we practiced didn't we?' Beiyue grinned. 'Well, as long as our cover story's set, nothing will go wrong!' she said confidently. 'For now I'll get a job as a kitchen cook so they'll allow my stay here. In a camp like this, you don't work, you won't eat.'

And so, after magicking her way through that annoying misogynistic Counselor Chi Fu, she got the job 'until she gets to a town safely'. Though not much cooking to be done anyway.

Soldier Rations are Millet. LOTS of millet to boil into congee on camping days like these. There's also bags of salt, vinegar cloth, piles of 'tea bricks', pickled vegetables, La Rou, and Sun Fan.

In steady training camps, you put up with Millet Congee with a little salt or vinegar along with your tea. You can only eat the others if you're in outside terrains for more energy on the march. Disobeying that simple discipline, gets you the paddle! Besides, its not so bad. It's mildly sweet with a bit of nuttiness, and a fluffy texture.

Word spread that there's a beautiful cook in camp, so men hoped to see that she's their age, only to find she's a kiddie that got most single men disappointed...and she found herself approached by numerous fathers in hopes she be their son's wife, introducing their sons to her!

She was asked her lineage as she has lily-white skin and 'an incredible beauty, like a fairy' she must be a noblewoman!

'Wait, what are you doing at camp young lady?'

'Well, my town got razed by the huns at night, about after dinnertime.' said Beiyue to explain away her fine dress. 'My family ordered my family vassals to take me to hiding while they buy us time...and the town burned.' she said softly, buying their sympathy. 'So they joined the army too and I applied for army cook so I can stay here in safety with them, at least until they get me safe in the next town or city. They continue in the army of course, his majesty's orders after all.'

'Those Huns!'

'We really should deal with them soon!'

'...you allowed that?' Li Sheng asked the Counselor Chi Fu as they listened in the mess hall.

'Had she been a maiden or adult woman I wouldn't allow it as it'll cause distraction and dissent among the ranks.' said Chi Fu stiffly, stirring his congee grumpily. 'But as she is a child, she incites morale and motivation instead as a lot of our men are fathers.' he pointed out. 'At least she took on a job instead of being a deadweight like most noble ladies in a situation like hers. But this will be on the report as her hare-brained vassals decided its a bright idea to bring their young miss to an army camp!' he grunted. 'It'll be up to his majesty about their fates as this is highly irregular even I don't know what to do!'

'...'

xxx

'She seems to be doing well on her own, fending off all those guys.' said Mulan as she and her companions ate together.

'Well, she's a VIP back home.' said Sora with a grin. 'She's capable of fending off all those guys!'

'Yeah but they're asking she be their son's brides.' said Donald. That got an annoying tick mark on Riku's head.

He had a lot to think about the past year.

He likes Kairi but she likes Sora and feeling's mutual that there was...no space for him in that way for Kairi so he was depressed about that even if both were as dense as bricks to each other, yet painfully obvious at the same time to outsiders.

Then there's Beiyue whom he treated kindly as a little sister, but she actually likes him that way. She does all she could to appeal to him as a girl without saying anything, preferring the subtle approach as Namine pointed out, and Kairi noticed her feelings for him which is how Namine knows...and weaponized it so she won't kill Zhanye.

He only saw how obvious her feelings were, when he kissed her.

Since then...he had difficulty in seeing her as a little sister any more since that kiss, and what Namine told him that Kairi knows. Kairi's dense regarding Sora yet sharp regarding others in the romance department?! How does that work, even?!

In their year in restoring Sora, she was growing up.

Youngest she may be, but she's more of a maiden in form than Kairi was that unless you know who's older and younger, mistakes will be made by those clueless.

With her blossoming into a young woman, he has difficulty with seeing her as little sister any more.

She's now something else.

She was the first girl he kissed and embraced even if its to save Zhanye. Her lips were so soft in contrast to his dry ones. Her body against his told him that:

She's not a little sister any more.

And hearing all those dads asking her that she be their son's bride?

It pissed him off...?

xxx

After dinner...

'Phew...all done.'

'You must have it rough dealing with all those guys.' said Riku, helping her wash the dishes in the nearby river and stacked up the washed ones into a wooden box.

'Its a little awkward alright...I just merely entertained them since after our job here, we're gone forever anyway.' Beiyue snorted before she wore a dark look on her face. 'I don't like this world at all.'

'...me either.'

They were used to lives of men and women being equal. Yet here, women are inferior, and only good for being property and in a way, servant than as a wife should be! They have nearly non-existent rights and must always be submissive!

They felt sorry for Mulan.

'I hope you're doing alright and not pressured to say 'yes' to those guys.'

'Of course not, silly!' said Beiyue with a blush. 'I...already have someone.' she said softly. Her words causing Riku to blush as well. HE was that very someone she has in mind!

'...and don't you forget it.' said Riku, his words making her smile shyly. 'Considering...we've been through a lot.'

'Yeah.'

'Sleep early, you guys have a long day tomorrow. Three months training camp, right?' Beiyue reminded him. 'I hope you'll do well as we're mostly...sword masters.'

'Ahahaha...right...' sword masters indeed! Keyblades are used as swords. Only Beiyue uses an actual sword! Riku wondered what's in for them tomorrow morning.

'So according to the Counselor, the day starts at sunrise, so I'll wake you guys early for breakfast, because those who sleep in, go to training hungry!'

'Yes yes!'

So in a separate but understandably small tent for one person, there Beiyue stayed.

Next day? Hell begins!

Two hours before sunrise? Beiyue is up and cooking the food and boiling water for tea.

And twenty minutes before said sunrise, she woke up her friends.

'Man, so early~' Sora said groggily as they lined up before Beiyue to get their bowl and mug of tea.

'Well, if you sleep in and miss breakfast, you go to training hungry you know.' Beiyue pointed out. 'So up and at em', boys! Yours is a little special only every morning as its easier to conceal that way, but keep quiet about it, OK? Hurry up and eat so it stays secret!' she hissed. The gang quickly scampered to eat, and found their congee bowls different alright! It has a lot of boiled eggs and chicken pieces under the surface! Not only that, it's treated with spices and pickles!

Right! They got more motivated as Li Sheng came out while they ran for a table as do other early risers.

After them, it's her turn to eat before washing this load of work!

xxx

'Man I'm stuffed!' said Donald as they went to the assembly area. 'If our mornings are like that in camp, I'm not complaining!' a bowl of millet congee is hardly filling, but Beiyue added eggs, pickles and chicken pieces, they're A-OK!

'No kidding, we're a little special.' said Mulan, happy with breakfast. 'I'm feeling motivated and positive!'

'That's the spirit Ping my boy! Now all you gotta do is work hard, yeah?' Mushu grinned. 'Little moon and I are gonna watch! Good luck and follow the boys!'

Soon, the other recruits came, goofing off, much to the displeasure of Counselor Chi Fu. But when Li Sheng came, they all lined up quickly, ramrod straight and chest out! His imposing presence and authority, got them quiet.

'You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning!' he commanded as he took off his upper clothing, showing a muscular, well-trained body. He stuffed his robe into a barrel full of sticks and leaning on the barrel, is a bow and arrow set which he took. 'Anyone who does otherwise...' he said as he walked off. 'Will answer to me.'

'Oooo, tough guy~' Yao muttered playfully, but unfortunately, Sheng overheard him.

'Yao.' Sheng called out, singling out the guy as he drew an arrow, making everyone else quickly step back, exposing the cheeky short man. He aimed the arrow at Yao, before shooting it on top of a wooden pole. 'Thank you for volunteering!' said Sheng in a playful, but mocking manner. 'Retrieve the arrow.' he ordered. Yao was muttering,

'I'll get that damn arrow, and I'll do it meself.' he muttered as he cracked his knuckles and headed for the pole.

'Oh, one moment! You seem to be missing something!' said Sheng in his jovial manner as Chi Fu had difficulty in carrying a heavy box, which Sheng opened and took out a pair of thick weights with a black leather strap. He made Yao hold one and raised his hand. 'This, represents Discipline...' and dropped said hand making Yao nearly fall forward, '...and this, represents Strength.' now he fell for real, earning the delinquent snickerings. 'You need BOTH to reach the arrow!'

Well, only Riku ever got halfway up that pole before he fell...

'We got a long way to go.' Sheng sighed in dismay. He grabbed a few sticks and tossed them to everyone. 'Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns!'

'Yessir!'

Polearms Training! It's a disaster when Mulan went berserk and whacked everyone!

Archery Training! Riku and Sora excelled with shooting arrows into their Pomegranates! And Mushu cheated for Mulan, getting Li Sheng annoyed with her.

Parrying Training with a bucket on your head and block rocks! Sora got some degree of success before bucket fell on his head. Riku never failed this one! Everyone else were hilariously disastrous.

Agility Grip Training by catching fish in a pond! Mulan caught Yao's feet instead. This was where island boys excelled in!

Dodging flaming arrows!

Breaking a rock with your forehead! Owww...

Hand to Hand! Well, even the boys had trouble as they've never done that before...

Crossing a raging river on wooden poles!

Play Island in Destiny Island says: 'Am I a joke to you?'

Usage of Cannons!

Running on the steep mountainsides with weighted bamboo poles!

First day ended in disaster and Li Sheng wasn't too happy.

'First day in disaster, General?' Beiyue asked the General who sighed.

'No kidding. I seem to only have one man among these bunch of daughters.' Li Sheng sighed, disappointed as he got his dinner from her.

'Now now, it's only day one. Soldiers don't cook as fast as noodles.' Beiyue tut-tutted. 'And much of these men didn't work much in the labor intensive jobs like farming or other heavy-duty stuff. Its easy to see who does.'

'And I find it baffling that two little boys are more capable than their elders.' Li Sheng deadpanned. 'I should set a good example.'

'Well...food is always a good motivator~' Beiyue held up three skewered roast fish. 'Juicy, salted roast fish!' And they smell nice, too!

'Mm.' Li Sheng looked thoughtful before taking one for himself. 'Give that to those Wei brothers and make an announcement.'

And so...

'So today ended in a disaster and General isn't too happy.' said Beiyue to the tired and hungry recruits. 'So as an incentive~ to those who gets great results in training, will get an extra roast fish for lunch and dinner! Counselor Chi Fu will grade your efforts, and to guys who score 80 passing grade on ALL fields after three weeks, gets a roast fish until end of training camp! Those who score 90 gets additional fish! But if your grades fall, you will lose that privilege which you must regain! However, fail to at least, get 80 before deadline ends, even if you do well later on you won't get a fish! This is his announcement so gentlemen, fight-o!' she announced like a cheerleader.

'Wei Lu! Wei Tian! General's reward for a good start!' said Beiyue as to everyone else's dismay, the boys got fish to their delight. 'But starting tomorrow, work like everyone else and earn those passing marks!'

'ROAST FISH?!'

'UOOOOOOOHHHHH!'

'...why on earth do I have to grade a bunch of morons?' Chi Fu grumbled mutinously.

Indeed, food was a motivator as who wants to eat just plain congee throughout camp?!

Cooking aside, Beiyue was also in charge of laundry. All womanly jobs, delegated to her. Sewing included. At least trash day was to some random boy in camp.

In three weeks, Li Sheng swore the recruits became possessed... "Perhaps, having extra fish fired them up."

Every three days, Mulan would ask Beiyue for help in bathing without getting caught...so the girls bathe together on a set schedule to avoid smelling ripe.

'Wow Beiyue, I should be really self conscious of myself...you're younger than me yet you have such a figure.' said Mulan, admiring Beiyue's shape. 'What should I do for a body like that?'

'Well, eat fatty fish, eggs, tofu and foods with a lot of spices.' Beiyue advised. 'Ginger, Garlic, Star Anise, Cinnamon, Scallions, Black Peppers, Fennel Seeds, Sesame Seeds, stuff we see in our kitchen every day. And a lot of physical activity burns fat, too. This training camp will make you burn what fat you have, but when you go home, eat healthy and spicily.' she said. 'But I'll help you out in some places.' Beiyue burned Mulan's fat in the right areas. 'There! But maintain that with the right diet!'

'Thanks!'

And having crushed tofu, eggs and chicken as extra protein hidden in her congee, got Mulan stronger for women's standards, enabling her to survive the strict training camp despite her awful start, and got the passing mark two days before deadline so now she gets to eat fish, just in time.

'So Beiyue, how is Ping's progress?' Mushu asked Beiyue.

'She really needs this camp Mushu.' said Beiyue. 'We cannot rush this camp or she'll be exposed.'

'In what way?' Mushu inquired.

'She is super weak.' Beiyue told him. 'Because women in this world are just expected to be pretty housewives who cannot do anything but be a wife. Housekeeping, cooking, caring for kids, that's all they're allowed to do in this world.' she told the little dragon contemptuously. 'Going against that will earn you trouble so this world disgusts me. Her physical weakness is a dead giveaway that Ping, is a girl. She needs time and three months is sufficient for physical work.'

'Right...' Mushu frowned, thinking things over. 'Ya think you can give her some status buffs?' he asked her hopefully.

'I'm already supplementing her muscles by melting certain pills in her congee.' Beiyue told him. 'I'll give her a pill for bones before we march.'

'Sweet!'

Because Sora was so skinny, Beiyue ended up slipping him pills too. What he gets for slacking off in the school gym!

Three months went by...

'Man, what a workout!' said Sora as during bathing, the changes, are obvious. Sure he has muscle and abs now, but he was still lean compared to Riku who's quite big.

'Yeah, you need muscle more than I do.' Riku snorted as the boys bathed together. 'Maybe next time you don't skip the school gym.' he joked.

'Uggghhh...'

'At least this training is useful.' Riku commented as his muscles got more pronounced as he admires his arms. 'This'll help us in future battles.'

'Right!' Sora agreed.

'Hiya boys, I got something for ya!' said Mushu, carrying a sack with him.

'Something for us?' Donald asked him.

'Yeah. Dry your fingers first as these things melt quickly in water.' Mushu instructed them so the boys wiped their hands off, save for Donald who's feathery he had to cheat with magic, before taking bluish-white pills out. 'Swallow those. They're for bone health. Magical pills from Beiyue's world. She's got Mulan to take hers too so she can survive what's coming. We'll be marching soon boys!'

(Mushu had a hand in it, faking orders by having Cricket write it with his handy legs)