Authors notes:

Just a couple of things. 1: PLEASE REVIEW! Tell me what you like AND what you don't. I want to know if there is something that needs to be changed! 2: I needed for this story for there to be a language that angles speak, I chose French but in my story, it's not French but "The Holy Language". One more thing Alastor was off doing something when Lucifer rebelled or else he would have helped him. Enjoy more notes at the end!

Arthur?

"Hello Luke. How are you?" Alastor replied a little nervously. Lucifer opened his mouth to say something but Alastor interrupted.

"Before you start assuming, no father did not send me. Actually, no one did."

"What?" Lucifer asked confused

"I agreed with you. I wish I had been there when father banished you, I would have helped you." Alastor said with a sad smile.

"So, why are you here?" Lucifer asked.

"Well, long story shot father is missing everyone else went crazy and I was bored." Lucifer could not contain his laugh.

"Really?"

"Oh, and to warn you," Alastor said more seriously "The other's think that hell is overpopulated and have come up with an idea called Extermination Day." Lucifer looked concerned,

"I feel like I can guess what that means, but please explain?"

"Well, basically up to five times a year they are going to send the underling angels to kill as many of hell's people as they can in 24 hours. The underlings are now being called exterminators." Lucifer was absolutely livid

"AND THEY DIDN'T THINK TO RUN THIS BY ME?!" He was so mad he didn't even realize he was yelling in the holy language

"COMMENT OSENT-ILS! CECI EST MON ROYAUME S'ILS SENTENT QU'IL EST SURPOPULÉ ILS ME PARLENT! NE PAS PRENDRE LES AFFAIRES ENTRE SES PROPRES MAINS!"

"Lucifer, calme-toi." Alastor tried. Lucifer stopped yelling and took several deep breaths.

"Je suis désolé, mais ils dépassent leurs limites! C'est inacceptable! Je vais leur parler!" Lucifer seemed to realize that he wasn't speaking English any more. "Sigh, will you come with me to speak to them?"

"Of course I will."

"Ahem!" Lilith cleared her throat loudly making both men jump.

"I'm sorry darling, I must admit I completely forgot you were there," Lucifer said with a wince. "I do hope you don't mind if I go."

"Very well," she said, "but be home in time for dinner." Alastor watched them with an amused expression.

"Never take orders from anyone my ass." he thought "she has you wrapped around her finger."

But then Lilith surprised him by saying

"That means you too if you are to live in hell now you will make dinner," she said well giving him a look that said this wasn't a question. "Now off you go, I will see you at seven." she left the room after giving them both looks that said "If your late there will be problems"

As soon as she was gone Alastor burst out laughing

"And now I see the true reason you left! She is quite the catch!"

Lucifer sent him a glare but there was amusement in his eyes.

"Come on it's time we get going," He said briskly "we want to get there before they realize we are coming!"

"Wait a minute, One more thing."

"Yes?"

"I was careful about how I came to hell, I am marked as a sinner, not an archangel," He said, "and I would like it to stay that way."

"May I ask why?"

"Three reasons, one I want to be in a high position but I don't want to be unchallengeable. Things would get boring fast. Two if there is ever an emergency no one would know how powerful I truly am. And three I am tired of having to act perfect, if I said I was an angel I would have to act like royalty."

"Okay, I guess that makes sense. But do know this, if you ever are I true danger, I will not hesitate to step in and announce you as my brother if it keeps you alive. Understood."

"I guess we have a deal." He replied with a smirk. "So do you even have a plan for getting us into heaven?"

"As a matter of fact, I do."

"And….?"

"Well, as you said you were never banished from heaven correct?"

"Yes."

"Then you simply go back and then basically open the door for me." Lucifer said looking happy with himself. Alastor facepalmed and said

"We are going to die."

"WELL THEN, I don't hear you with a better plan."

"Sigh, true. Alright! Let's go."

(I'm too lazy so TIMESKIP)

After returning home they found Lilith waiting for them.

"How'd it go?" She asked. Lucifer sighed

"We came to an agreement." he said "They are only allowed to come once a year and on a specific day."

"Well, it's better than nothing," she said. " Come along now dinner is ready!"

(later that night)

Alastor had just finished telling Lucifer his "backstory".

"So you're going to be the Radio Demon."

"Yes, but don't worry. If you ever need me I will be there in a heartbeat. But until then I'm just another overlord. Okay?"

"Very well, but if you ever change your mind you welcome to join the family publicly."

"Goodbye brother, I have some overlords to kill. See you at the next monthly meeting."

"Until then."

"Until then."

Author's notes:

So what do you think? Everything in Hazbin happens the same. BUT Alastor's true purpose there is to protect Charlie because (she doesn't know this) but he actually loves his bouncy little niece. The next chapter is set directly after Hazbin Hotel!

PLEASE REVIEW! If I get 3 reviews I will publish the next chapter within the next 12 hours form the third review!
BYE :P

Translations:

COMMENT OSENT-ILS! CECI EST MON ROYAUME S'ILS SENTENT QU'IL EST SURPOPULÉ ILS ME PARLENT! NE PAS PRENDRE LES AFFAIRES ENTRE SES PROPRES MAINS!

HOW DARE THEY! THIS IS MY KINGDOM IF THEY FEEL IT IS OVERPOPULATED THEY TALK TO ME! THEY DO NOT TAKE BUSINESS IN THEIR OWN HANDS!

Lucifer, calme-toi.

Lucifer, calm yourself.

Je suis désolé, mais ils dépassent leurs limites! C'est inacceptable! Je vais leur parler!

I'm sorry, but they are pushing their limits! This is unacceptable! I will go talk to them!