Author's note: Sorry for the wait, to speed up the process I bought volume one of the Monster Musume Manga Reading series so I can get this chapter out there. So let's get to it, plus I included Centorea for Tucker because let's face it, dude love the titties. In the words of FGB, "Titty All Day Everyday!" Back to story.

[Church's Room]

Church woke up to the annoying sound of his alarm clock blasting in his ear drums. Given the fact that he wasn't a morning person he reached his hand up to stop the alarm.

After shutting off the alarm that read 6:30 he realized that he felt something else in his bed. He looked to the side of him as he saw the face of Miia, the girl that he and the boys had taken in. Church begun to shake Miia, "Miia, come on, it's time to get up." He said.

Miia had other plans however, "Five more minutes." She said as she curled up closer to Church, "Better yet, wait until my body warms up 5 more degrees." She offered.

Church, still sleepy, became flustered a beautiful woman was in his bed, "Wait, why are you in my bed?!" Church asked as he tried to ease away.

Miia then rested her head on her hand as she glanced at him, "Well, it was cold and I couldn't seem to get warm... so I came here so you could heat me up, darling." As Church thought about his position as a furnace, Miia readjusted herself, where she could look at her darling face to face resting her head on her hand as her 'assets' were right in his face, "After all, I am cold-blooded."

Church rose in an upright position on his bed as he sat up straight to get out of the room quickly, "In that case let me go get your bath situated." Church said.

Before he got out of bed, Miia's snake whip like tail shot him back into bed, "Nope." She said pulling Church into her embrace, right into her well endowed chest, "I want you to heat me up, darling. Oh, so warm... your body heat is starting to bring me to life..." Miia said as her chest became exposed, revealing her mountain's peaks.

Church, being smothered, did everything in his willpower from getting mesmerized by her 'gifts', "Holy Fuck! No! Don't get distracted! But... Damn." While Church was trying to remain pure, Miia's anaconda tail wrapped around Church's neck like a noose, "Crap! My neck! She's cutting off any blood flow from my carotid artery! If she doesn't release, I might pass out!" So Church attempted to get out of this hold, "Alright Miia, I'm calling it! Time out!"

But that would be pointless, for Miia was falling back to sleep, "Darling, I'm not in that kind of mood." She murmured.

"No, don't you nap on me!" Church's mind was racing for it's life as Miia smothered him with affection, "Gotta get free... keep your mind off of her rack in your face." As Church tried once more, her grip tightened around his entire body much more, "Damn, can't move. The more I struggle the stronger she squeezes. Can't Breathe! This is bad! Soon I might actually suffocate!" Church thought as he grabbed onto something scaly and small, compared to the rest of Miia.

Miia's reaction was fast when Church grabbed her tale, the feeling gave her a rather odd sensation. This tingling experience was new and alien to her, not unwelcomed, "D-darling, the tip of my tale is really..." Miia stammered, revealing her one weakness.

"Wait, did I just discover her weakness?" Church then experimented with this new found idea, after a brief fondling of Miia's tail she released a rather pleasured moan, "Alright, back in business! She's beginning to loosen up! BuBut my neck... She's still strangling me! Okay, I'm blacking out, might not make." Church's mind thought as he now resorted to more aggressive tactics by, 'jerking' her tail. It wasn't until Church decided enough was enough and squeezed her tail with his iron grip, "Dammit Miia, release!" Church screamed in his mind as he got out of her warm trapping hug. He gasped as he relaxed and caught his breathe, "Man, I thought that was gonna be my actual de-" Church was cut off by a familiar force from ten seconds ago.

Miia had Church in the exact same earlier position, with his head planted in her chest, "Darling... I... I can't... hold back... I... I'm..." Miia struggled to speak as she blushed as red as her hair, "GONNA C*M!!!" She shouted as she squished Church in her grasp.

[After A few moments]

Miia began dressing herself up again as she recovered from earlier, "Sheesh! Alright, already. I'm up. You certainly know how to get my blood running, darling~!" Miia said waiting for a response, "Darling?" She asked again.

Church, who nearly had the life choked out of him was lying face down on the floor, "G-gimme f-five minutes, just five..." Church answered.

[In The Bathroom]

Church was getting a certain someone's bath ready, but really was looking out for himself. He kinda appreciated Miia, but she was way too affectionate when it came to the truth.

"The bath's ready, thank fuck!" Church thought out loud, "Miia needs to warm up before she falls asleep, again."

Looking around the apartment Church noticed all renovations they needed to make this place suitable for Miia. From the larger living room, to the widened door frames and finally the bathroom. Speaking of which, Church began to wonder how the hell did she use the toilet?

To snap him out of his train of thought, the door had opened with Mia on the other side, "Is the bath ready~?" She asked in her curiosly soft voice.

Church turned to face her, "Uh, yeah. I just finished setting it up-"

Like a dam shattering from pressure, blood shot out from his nose as he saw a beautiful sight. Mia completely top less, with her hair being the only thing keeping her mountain's peaks from being revealed to the Church. She had no bottoms on either, but her tail had blocked that from being revealed as well. Mia had known what she was doing, and continued acting on it, "Thanks, Darling!" She paused as she came closer to the pool, "Well, I'll head in first."

As she stepped in she felt the warm water surround her entire body, head to tail, "Oooh, so lovely and warm! Japanese baths sure are great." Mia practically sang as she enjoyed the bath, "I've read about Japan's hot springs, you know? I'd love to go there one day with you, Darling!" She got a glimpse of Church's eyes wander to her chest, "Sheesh! My eyes are up here. You pervert."

"W-well, I'll go get breakfast started..." Church tried to say as he attempted to leave the room. Until Mia turned into a Mortal Kombat character again and yanked Church into the bathroom with her, "Dammit, not again woman! Warm up with your bath not me! I ain't your dang heating pad!-" Church stopped as he felt two soft orbs touch his back.

Mia's chest hugged Church's back as she wrapped both her arms and tail around him, "... I've also read... that men and women bathe together in hot springs. Isn't that right? So that means you should join me in this bath too, darling..." Mia suggested.

Church was soaked in his clothes as he felt a lump in his throat, "M-Mia... I don't think it'd be the best idea for us to be doing this."

"Is it wrong for men and women to bathe together?" Mia wondered, "Are the famous hot springs such a naughty place?"

"No... that's not what I'm talking about..." Church admitted as he he grew more nervous.

Mia wasted no time when she found out that wasn't what Church meant, as her tail had cuffed his hands together, "Then let's try it out for ourselves!" Mia said as she began to strip Church of his shirt, "I mean, I came to Japan as a part of the cultural exchange, after all. So... it's time to educate me, darling. Besides..." She then her lips close to his face from behind, as she blushed she let her hands begin to wander, "I wouldn't want anyone else as my bathing partner, darling... I want my first time... to be with you..."

In an action nothing short of clever, Church used his right leg to get free and crank on the cold water. Lamias practically hate the cold as they are already cold blooded, "S-so cold! My body heat! Darling, what're you trying to do to me?!"

"Sorry, but this is a non-mixed gender bathing house." Church simply finished as he left the bath and entered the male restroom with the guys.

Mia who was deprived of her man cried out his name in anger, "You jerk. You tease! How could you?!"

In the male bathroom Church knelt down to his knees and slammed his head into the sink. Repeatedly.

[Later: In the Kitchen]

Church had gotten breakfast started, as he was the first one to get up and prepare Mia's, Tucker and Caboose's meals. While he was finishing up the food the news was reporting the new idol group, ANM48, and their brand new success. He hadn't enjoyed the fact that they were listing the facts about the interspecies exchange program. Especially because they included, "...and the world hasn't really changed that much after all."

"Bullshit..." Church then clicked the TV off, "...gah, how did I get roped into this."

"I wondered the same thing..." A voice seductive female voice agreed with Church.

Making Church's reaction... appropriate, "WHADAFUQ?!"

"Oh c'mon, you forgot about me already? I'm your interspecies cultural exchange coordinator: you may call me Ms. Smith."

"I know that, what I was wondering is how the fuckstick did you get in here and why?"

"Isn't it obvious? We're here for Breakfast." Another voice answered pouring a coffee from a pot next to Church. He had on the same attire as Ms. Smith but his face and hair made him look like a delinquent. His hair had black shaved sides and a blonde fohawk in the middle, his face was also riddled with scars.

To which Church responded in a similar way, "FUCK A DUCK!"

"This is my partner on the human side of the exchange program, call him: Agent Washington."

"We're also here to make sure you all haven't engaged in prohibited activity." Washington told Church before he took a sip from his cup, "The different species came here as part of the cultural exchange. If they were to be harmed in any way, the perpetrators would be punished with the appropriate judgement."

"And when it comes to the law, you men in the house are ignorant." Smith added.

Church snapped quick, "IGNORANT?! Hold up, Mia's here because Caboose wrote us down without looking at the terms and conditions."

"Fair enough, but you only need to checkmark the box saying you've read them. Plus Mia, likes it here, so you guys need to study up." Smith argued with Church, "Refill me Wash."

"Fine I'll study the law, but I wouldn't want to cause her any harm." Church declared as he got himself a cup and coffee as well.

Agent Washington got next to Church, "That includes taking her maiden virtue, y'know?"

"N-n-never!" Church struggled to get out as he began sweating tiny droplets.

Smith got next to Washington to confront Church, "She does have all the bits so she can 'do it'. She's taking a liking to you, right? She is very passionate. However... If a human were to take her chastity of a girl who came here as a representative for another species, it would cause a diplomatic incident. And the second you cross that line..."

"You'll be arrested and tried to the fullest extent of the law." Washington joined Ms. Smith's explanation, "And she'll be deported back to her native land. She studied multiple languages for a long time in order to get this chance. Are you aware of that? It'd be a shame, but rules are rules."

"So, have you two banged?" Smith bluntly asked.

"Fuck no! I ain't Tucker!" Church shouted.

"But you've thought about it, haven't you?" Smith accused Church, "Sure she's got the bottom half of a Boa Constrictor, but she's got hips like Shakira, a nice rack to match and not to mention her cute face. She's also clearly hot for you... I mean who can blame her..." Ms. Smith got upclose to Church's face as she cupped his chin, "...I mean despite your tough guy look... you got a real soft spot?"

Scorpion must have entered the room because Mia's tail had wrapped around Church's neck and yanked him to her. Like a snake defending her territory she stood in front of Church, "And just what do you think you're doing? I don't care if you are my coordinators. Lay one finger on my darling and you'll regret it."

'Guess Church must be more durable than we thought.' Both Smith and Washington thought together.

Mia got in front of Church again to further exclaim her point, "HEY! Do you hear me?!"

"Relax Mia, Ms. Smith was only having a bit of fun. We'll be going." Washington added as he and Ms. Smith walked to the door, "And Leonard, remember... no prohibited activities."

After the two troublesome agents left the place to get their own meal, Mia had sat behind Church as her circled around them. In a deafening silence the two stayed nearly perfectly still. It wasn't until Church realized that Mia's clothes were soaking that he decided to speak up.

"Uh Mia... you're gonna get cold again if you don't dry off." Church advised as he kept his eyes forward to avoid getting a face full of her well developed chest.

Mia stayed silent, but then raised a question, "Is breaking the rules really so bad?" She then told her story to Church, "When I first came here... You know, we Lamias are shy about meeting new people. I'm half-snake... so I was worried that'd you'd be scared of me. But you weren't bothered by my snake body... in fact, you went out of your way for me. And accepted me with a smile. No human had ever been so kind to me before... so I was really happy."

"Well... I see monster girls all the time on the news... so I didn't really feel sca--" Church tried to say until Mia began squeezing him tightly and pushed him to the ground.

Mia now laid on top of Church as she kept him under her, "I don't care about those dumb rules. You... can do whatever you want to me... You can even hurt me if you want..."

"Woah, hey now." Church tried to move when he felt the tip of Mia's tail move his pants. As she unbuckled his pants with her tail Church struggled until he felt her tail.

"I want you to be... the first to mark me as your own..." Mia said, once again offering herself to Church, "Because... I love you, Darling."

As she leaned forward for a kiss, Church had to lean back, "Sorry, I can't do it."

"Why?! Are the rules that important?!" Mia questioned as Church stayed put.

"That's not it." His mouth opened up showing his clenched teeth and painful expression, "I'm about to break."

Mia forgot that her tail was still continuously wrapping around Church's torso and tightening. Then a snap echoed in the room, his arm was popped from it's socket. Mia screamed as she realized her mistake, "D-DARLING!!

[Minutes Later]

Agent Washington was busy trying to pop Church's shoulder back in it's place. Mia hadn't stopped her apology to Church as she bowed her head in the corner over and over again. As Agent Wash was forcing Church's arm back into it's socket Agent Smith comforted Mia.

"Don't worry, I've done this hundred of times to the people in my squad." Washington stated as Church let out several pained noises.

As the Agents fixed the scenario the two of them both shared the same thought, 'How durable is this guy?'

[End of Chapter]

So Sorry this took too long, but I was focused on other stories and needed to continue my quest for employment. But while I still have time, I'm still gonna be working on multiple stories. Til' next, Churchisalive signing off.