AN: Okay, I KNOW that this isn't a REAL chapter, but I have wanted to do the Children in Need 2009 special SINCE I FIRST SAW IT. And I probably should have put it before the first episode of season 2, but you know what? Who cares?

So I am here to do the Children in Need 2009 special!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN MERLIN. THE BBC DOES. I only own my OC, Elizabeth Malinor, and her actions and thoughts.

Enjoy!

Gaius stood before King Uther in his chambers, Uther informing him of the terrible enchantment that has befallen Camelot.

"Gaius, there is a dark magic infecting our kingdom like a plague," Uther told Gaius.

"I know, Sire," he said.

"You've witnessed these abominations yourself?" Uther questioned.

"Indeed I have, Sire," Gaius confirmed.

Gaius walked to the microwave when it dinged, signifying that the food inside had been heated up and was ready to eat. He opened the small door, taking the TV dinner out while calling out to Merlin, "Dinner's ready!"

"Smells delicious!" Merlin said.

"It's your favourite," Gaius said as he put it in front of Merlin. "Chicken tikka masala."

"Ooh, lovely," Merlin said, bringing the food closer to him.

Gaius sat down in front of Merlin as he opened a tin. "Poppadom?"

Merlin reached in and took one before taking a bite out of it.

"How can we rid ourselves of this pestilence?" Uther asked, leaning back in his chair.

"I don't know, Sire. Even your Ward has been affected," Gaius informed him.

"What is that strange smelling potion?" Morgana askde Gwen as she did Morgana's hair.

"It's just a bit of product," Gwen told her. "Can't have you with flat, lifeless, locks, now can we?" Gwen asked.

"That would be a terrible thing indeed," Morgana agreed.

Gwen picked up a hairdryer before using it on Morgana. "Go anywhere nice for your holiday this year?"

"As well as your Lady, Elizabeth," Gaius said to Uther.

Elizabeth had the music on full blast on her iPod as she danced in the hallways of the castle.

"Yea-ea-eah! It's a party in the usa!" She sang as she danced. She grabbed a male servant's hand before spinning them around. The servant did the same to her, brought her in, before dipping her. He righted her, and she kept dancing to Miley Cyrus.

"Has Arthur been informed?" Uther asked.

"I'm afraid he too may have succumbed to the enchantment," Gaius confessed.

"Goodnight, Sire," Merlin said to Arthur as he burned out the candle.

"Merlin? Aren't you forgetting something?" Arthur asked his servant.

Merlin moved in front of Arthur, handing him something. "Goodnight, Sire," Merlin repeated as Arthur cuddled the Pudsey teddy closer to him, falling asleep.

"Clearly the sorcerer responsible did not dare turn his vile enchantment upon me," Uther said strongly.

"Indeed, Sire," Gaius agreed. A strange ringing sound filled the room, but Gaius tried to brush it off as he kept talking. "We look to you for leadership," Gaius stopped in his sentence, wondering more about the ringing sound. "In these dark times."

"Quite right," Uther said, standing up. He pulled a cell phone out of his pocket, accepted the call, and put the phone to his ear as he greeted, "Uther Pendragon."

Gaius looked at Uther in confusion and shock as Uther talked into the phone. "Yes. You were CCed on the email. Give your money to Pudsey, or you will be thrown into the stocks. Is that clear?"

Gaius couldn't believe his ears as Uther finished up the call. "Yep. Yep. Bye," He said, hanging up.

Uther finally seemed to notice the shocked Gaius as he put his phone back in his pocket. "What?"

"I don't believe it!" Gaius exclaimed.

And there you have it!

We will be back to our regular program next update.

I just wanted to do it for fun!

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