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Here is the latest chapter for my JAVTW fic! I hope you all like this and I am hoping my writing is getting better for you! ^^
I do not own Rwby! Monty Oum does! I also do not own Mario, Nintendo do!
Without further adieu! HERE IS CHAPTER 3 OF JAUNE ARC VS THE WORLD!
Jaune grabbed his phone off the side and quickly sent a text to Ren. 'What the hell happened last night?! D:'
He walked around the room carefully to not wake up the sleeping girl.
'Okay. You got drunk, really drunk... and somehow ended up naked in bed with the girl of my dreams...' Jaune was so deep in thought trying to decipher what had happened the night before he hadn't realized Blake standing behind him.
"Morning." She said calmly.
Jaune jumped up and screamed "Morning! I mean, Morning." He held a confused look ashe tried to compose himself.
Blake noticed the confusion and smirked "Don't worry Jaune, we didn't do the thing."
"We didn't?" He asked,unsure. A huge blush appearing on his face as he realized they were both naked. "Then why are we naked." He looked away.
"Do you always ask this many questions?" She joked "You have no memory of last night?"
He shook his head.
"Let's just say that you stole my heart at 'Being a pirate is really badass!'" She smirked once more. "We are naked because we got soaked in the rain last night."
Jaune glanced out the window to confirm that it had been raining. "Okay... I thought you didn't want me around you."
Blake shrugged "Yeah, it's kind of weird is it not?"
The blonde stared dumbfounded.
"You freaked me out when you said that I am the girl of your dreams, but after that I realized what you meant." She smiled "There's this convenient subspace highway that goes through your mind and I can use it to travel faster."
Jaune put a hand to his chin "Is it like the green pipes in Mario?"
Blake looked at the boy in wonder "...No... It's nothing like that. Look, the point is, that is where we recognised each other from."
"So thats why you were in my dreams!" Jaune finally caught on.
'You know how to pick em Blake...' She sighed "Took you long enough."
"Sooooo." Jaune grinned "What now?"
"Now, I go to work." She smirked back at the now frowning boy.
"Awwwww!" Jaune whined "I thought we could hangout, maybe get to know each other?"
Blake pondered the idea "Im free after work, what did you have in mind?"
"Well, me and my roommate are going out to a club tonight." He suggested "It's a fancy dress night."
"Sounds good. Ill be here tonight at 8. We can go together?"
"That should be great." He smiled "We should probably get dressed before Ren gets back..." The disappointment in his voice clear as day.
Blake smiled at his tone "You're right." She picked up her skirt and shirt and went to the bathroom to change.
Jaune grabbed a clean, white shirt and a pair of faded blue jeans. He found a pair of boxers and proceeded to get dressed.
Once they were both dressed Blake collected her stuff and got ready to leave. "This was fun, Jaune."
"Yeah it was." Jaune blushed.
Blake leaned over and gave him a peck on the cheek "Thanks. See you tonight."
She was about to open the front door when someone walking down the path to the door caught Jaune's eye. "Shit!"
"What's wrong?" Blake jumped at the sudden outburst.
"Nothing! Come here." He grabbed hold of her arm and dragged her away from the door and windows. "Stay down."
Blake was really confused "Whats going on, Jaune?" She whispered.
"I sort of need to break up with this 15 year old girl." He explained quickly.
"You are dating a 15 year old?" She asked, disgusted. "Why the hell are you with her?"
"Cause I didn't want to be alone any longer." He answered. "Anyway, she should go away if we just ignore the knocking."
"Oh hello?" A second voice could be heard from outside.
"Oh crap..." Jaune's face dropped "Please Ren, don't let her in."He prayed.
"You should just break up with her." Blake was getting annoyed "I'm going to be late for work."
"Yeah he should be in? You wanna come in and wait for him?" Ren asked.
"Backdoor!" Jaune whispered while ushering Blake to the backdoor.
The key could be heard entering the keyhole.
The duo ran over to the backdoor and burst out into the garden.
"I'm sorry." Jaune apologized "I was going to break up with her but the opportunity never came. Please don't hate me!" He begged.
"Calm down idiot, I don't hate you." Blake pressed her ear up against the wall.
Jaune copied the girl and put his ear up against the door "What are they saying?"
"Shhh!" Blake shushed him.
"That's strange... He should be here." Ren said in confusion. "His phone is here."
"Crap!" The blonde cursed under his breath.
"Whose bag is this?" Ruby asked.
"Dammit!" Blake now cursed.
"That's... Nora's. She is my girlfriend." Ren responded.
"Oh, well he's not here." Ruby sounded disappointed "When you see him can you ask him if he is up for lunch with me and my sister?"
Blake noticed that Jaune went pale and mouthed "You okay?"
He replied with a nod.
"Will do. See you around." Ren laughed and shut the door.
"Thank god!" Jaune stood up and opened the backdoor "Ren you beautiful man!"
"What the hell? Where did you come from?" He asked in surprise.
"The back garden." He said happily.
"Why?"
Blake walked into the living room and smiled "Hello, I'm Blake." She greeted.
"Ah yes. The girl of Jaune's dreams." He teased the blonde.
The raven haired girl smiled and nodded "That's me. You must be Ren."
"Yep. Now why where you two in the garden?"
"We were hiding from Ruby." Jaune explained.
"What? you still haven't broken up with her?" Ren asked "I thought she was here to try and win you back."
"I'm working on it dude."
"Anyway, I really need to be off." Blake turned to Jaune "Are we still on for tonight?"
Jaune looked at the girl "God yes!" He laughed. "I can't wait."
"Good. I'll see you both later then." She smirked and left for work.
Ren turned to his blonde friend "You have got to be kidding me..." He shook his head in disbelief.
"What?" Jaune asked in confusion "What did I do now?"
"Juggling two girls? Really?"
"I'm going to end it with Ruby!"
"Do it now then." Ren insisted.
"Fine!" Jaune grabbed his phone and entered Ruby's number. "Hey Ruby." He spoke into the phone. "No, I think that is a really bad idea..." He frowned, stomach wrenching for what he was about to say. "I think we should stop seeing each other..." Jaune's face looked pained "I'm sorry..." He spoke quietly and hung up.
"You are unbelievable! Why would you break up with her over the phone?" Ren was annoyed at how stupid his friend was.
"Because I wouldn't be able to do it in person..." Jaune felt a tear roll off his cheek and wiped his eyes.
"Jaune..." The black haired boy regretted snapping at his friend. He knew that Jaune would never want to cause someone else pain and yet he snapped when he needed help.
"I'm fine. I just don't like making anyone cry..." He smiled sadly "I shouldn't have even started dating her. I was being selfish."
"No you weren't, you just wanted someone to care for you again. Like Yang did..." Ren frowned as Jaune froze up.
"I know and it was selfish of me."
"Don't worry about it. How did she take it?"
"Pretty well... I think." Jaune thought for a moment. "If a girl wishes that I was dead and was screaming over the phone about me being the shittest person in the world, does it mean she took it well?"
Ren smiled at how oblivious his friend was "She's practically over you already." He laughed.
"Fuck you too!" Ruby screamed and threw her phone against her bedroom wall. "Why did he break up with me?" She buried her head into her pillow and cried.
"Hey Ruby. You okay lil sis?" Asked a busty, blonde haired girl. She was wearing a pair of tanned shorts with a matching jacket. She had a yellow vest on with a black flame printed on. "We still up for lunch?"
"He broke up with me..." She looked up to her sister, eyes red and puffy.
"He what?!" She scowled. Her eyes changing to a crimson colour. "What's his name and where does this punk live?"
"Yang, you can't just go and beat him up!" Ruby informed.
"And why the hell not?"
"Jaune isn't a bad person! He is just confused about how he truly feels!" Ruby pleaded.
Yang paused "Did you say Jaune? As in Jaune Arc?" Her voice dangerously low.
"Umm Yeah. How did you know?" Ruby felt as if something bad was about to happen.
"That blonde bastard! How dare he date my sister!" Yang was about to march out of the door when Ruby pulled her back.
"I said stop!"
"Ruby let go." Yang ordered.
"Not until you calm down and tell me how you know him."
"Alright then. Let go so I can sit down."
Ruby let go of her older sister and sat on her bed. "Okay, now spill the beans."
Yang sighed "I know him from school. You know the boyfriend I told you about a year ago?"
Ruby nodded her head.
"That was Jaune."
Ruby's world crumbled around her "You and him dated? Did you do the thing?"
Yang nodded "We were pretty serious about the relationship. Too serious..."
Ruby felt sick. Her ex was her sister's too.
"What's his phone number?" Yang asked "I need to have a chat with him."
Ruby scooped up her phone and opened up the contact list. Stopping when she came over Jaunes number. "Here you go."
Yang took the phone and entered the number in her own, hitting the call button.
Jaune was sat on the chair playing Ybox420 when his phone vibrated. He grabbed the phone and hit the loud speaker button.
"Aloha." He spoke.
"Hello Jauney." Came a familiar voice.
'Fuck!' Ren looked at Jaune from over the kitchen countertop.
Jaune froze and dropped the gamepad at the voice "Yang...?"
"Yep. Miss me?" She purred.
"What do you want?" He asked bluntly. This conversation needed to end as soon as possible.
"Ouch, still sore about what happened?" She was making fun of the blonde teen.
"What you mean when you cheated on me with my old friends? Why would I still be sore about that?" He spat.
"Someone has grown a backbone I see."
"What do you want?" Jaune asked again.
"You think dating my sister was a good way to get back at me huh? Well buddy, have I got news for you."
"You have it all wrong! I didn't know she was your sister!" He tried to explain.
"You still hurt her! Do you think that's fine?" Her voice raised.
"How can you talk you hypocrite! You left me for the first pretty boy that came along, not to mention it was with one of my friends!"
Yang went silent "...I'll be seeing you soon." She ended the call.
Jaune sank into the chair and groaned. "Just one thing after another..." He groaned.
"You alright?" Ren asked, sitting on the arm of the chair.
"I can tell you that I have had better days." He smiled "It will be fine." He shrugged.
"You still up for tonight?" Ren grinned.
Jaune jumped up and grinned "Hell yeah!" He high fived Ren and went into his room.
"What are you doing?" The black haired boy asked.
"I'm grabbing something for us to wear!" Jaune shouted to his friend. He emerged from his room holding up two costumes.
Ren laughed "You have got to be kidding me."
"You promised me." Jaune winked.
That is chapter 3 ^^ I have already started writing chapter 4 so stay tuned ^^
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